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野画集漫画啵乐这案子彻底的没办法审下去了。王宗光被踹的时候本想发怒,只是一听到熟悉的草原,鞑子,再听到那熟悉的自称老子的声音,哪怕是再迟钝的脑子,也想起来这个声音的主人是谁了。没错,崇祯皇帝在草原上爆粗口也不是一次两次,像王宗光这样的新军士卒,不少人都是听过的,如今再听到几个相关的关键词,王宗光立时便想起了声音的主人是谁。王宗光也顾不得身上被崇祯皇帝踹了几脚了,直接便要调转身子给崇祯皇帝施礼,却被急眼的崇祯皇帝一把从地上抓了起来。崇祯皇帝看着还想要躬身行礼的王宗光,怒喝道:“站直!挺胸!抬起头来!”王宗光在新军之中呆了一年的时间,早就养成了服从指挥的习惯,再加上崇祯皇帝一路北征的表现早就让这些士卒把他奉为神明,因此一听到崇祯皇帝的指令,下意识的就按照崇祯皇帝的指示去做了。崇祯皇帝等到王宗光按照指令站好之后,才接着道:“现在不管你听到什么,都给朕站好,不许你作出任何的其他行为,听到没有?”崇祯皇帝一句话说出来,此时别说是刘宗周想捂脸,就连地上的王二公子都傻眼了。自打始皇帝之后,朕这个字就只有皇帝能用,其他人敢用的,通常都被埋到土里去了——而且很多连埋土里的机会都没有。王宗光不知道崇祯皇帝一直没有表明身份,闻言只是下意识地站直了之后喊道:“遵旨!”崇祯皇帝又叹息了一声,沉声道:“你的妻子,已经去了。是被逼投缳自尽的。”王宗光闻言,眼睛立即便红了,下意识的就扭头望向了被捆着跪在地上的王二公子。崇祯皇帝一看要遭,立即便喝了一声道:“站好!刚才朕说的话你不记得了?!”王宗光这才红着眼睛站好,望向崇祯皇帝的目光中却是带着疑惑,不解,质询。崇祯皇帝自己心里也不好受,却狠心道:“大明自有律法,你是大明的军人,就由不得你胡来。”一米八的汉子站直了之后,便是比崇祯皇帝还要高出那么一些,通红的眼睛之中却已经是满眼的泪花。崇祯皇帝咬牙道:“你妻子的仇,朕替你报!你心中的怨气,朕替你出!朕说过,不会让忠心于大明的军人流血又流泪!现在,你给朕站好!拿出大明军人应有的那股老子天下第一的气势来!”两句话说完,崇祯皇帝却是径直走向了刘宗周的位置。由于崇祯皇帝一个朕字表明了自己的身份,此时大堂中早已呼拉拉跪倒了一片,便是随后进入大堂的温体仁等人都是躬身等着崇祯皇帝开口。坐到了大堂之上的崇祯皇帝却是干脆无比的开口道:“来人,传成国公,成国公府二公子朱正远到这顺天府来见朕。”等到朱刚领命而去之后,崇祯皇帝却摸了摸自己那被打理成板寸一般的头发,暗自盘算了一番。半个时辰不到的时间,成国公朱纯臣就匆匆忙忙地带着自己的小儿子朱正远来到了顺天府大堂。朱纯臣此时的感觉就是人在家中坐,祸从天上来。你说自己没招谁没惹谁的,既然皇帝重视英国公一系,对自己一系不怎么看重,那自己就老老实实地当个猪给皇帝看,这总行了吧?可是这也不行!哪怕自己总是命令小儿子出门招惹一些小是非,主动递把柄崇祯皇帝也不行,崇祯皇帝就像完全看不到自己一般,把自己当成了透明人。若只是这样儿倒也罢了,左右跟以前没什么区别,可是今天怎么就倒霉的被皇帝给喊来这顺天府了?还他娘的特意带上了自己的小儿子?莫非与这小儿子还有什么关系?等英国公朱纯臣和他的小儿子朱正远给崇祯皇帝行完礼之后,也不待朱纯臣开口说话,崇祯皇帝便冷笑道:“成国公好大的威风啊,”朱纯臣一听这句话,当时便噗通一声跪倒在地了。这时候服个软,不能说是怂。崇祯皇帝话中的冷意,就算是个二傻子都能听得出来了,更何况朱纯臣堂堂国公爷?只是自己干了什么天怒人怨的事儿了?就算是自己的小儿子,不过是经常去逛逛青楼,跟其他勋贵家的孩子打个架什么的,这也能算得上事儿?还惹得皇帝生这么大的气?心中越发迷糊的朱纯臣定了定神,拜道:“陛下息怒。”崇祯皇帝此时也缓了缓心情,开口道:“温爱卿把事情跟成国公说一下,免得说朕乱发脾气。”温体仁心道您这不是乱发脾气,那还有乱发脾气的?满头白头发的成国公莫名其妙的先挨了一炮,这事儿他还没地儿说理,冤不冤啊他。等听完温体仁的叙述之后,王宗光的眼睛已经更红了,哑着嗓子喊了一声“陛下!”,随后却是哽咽无声,铁塔一般的汉子站在那里,身体都在打晃,却仍然牢记着崇祯皇帝的吩咐,脚步几番想要迈出去,却最终没有动。朱纯臣的心里却是恨不得把那个王老爷给砍成十段八段的喂狗算了!是,你他娘的是跟老子沾亲带故的,可是早知道你这么惯着你家小儿子,便是你家女儿长的天仙一般,老子也不会让儿子纳回家当小妾!现在好了,你他娘的自己作死,却把老子也给连累了!朱纯臣心中暗骂不已,可是事已至此,再怎么骂那个不知死的孙子也是没什么用了,当务之急还是先把自己给撇出去。斟酌了一番后,朱纯臣才再次拜道:“启奏陛下,此事微臣确实不知,而且犬子只是纳了那王家的女儿为妾,确实不知那王家会打着微臣的名号在外胡作非为。”崇祯皇帝却是冷哼一声道:“怎么,朕定你个管教无方的罪名,莫非还冤枉你了?”朱纯臣真想喊声怨枉,却最终没有胆子在这个时候去触崇祯皇帝的霉头,只得自认倒霉地说道:“微臣不敢,此事微臣也确实有着责任。求陛下允许微臣对这位王兄弟做出补偿,以弥补微臣的过失。”崇祯皇帝却冷笑道:“不必了,怨有头,债有主,你管教不严的事儿,朕自有处置。至于这王宗光的补偿,自然有朕来替他讨回来!”等到朱纯臣再次躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝便开口道:“其令,成国公朱纯臣教子无方,致使朱正远胡作非为,管教亲族不力,着罚俸半年。成国公次子朱正远代父受过,杖八十。王家上下门风败坏,有辱国体,着抄没家产远窜三千里。王兴奸淫在役士卒妻子致人死亡,着宫刑后腰斩,妻女没入教坊司为妓,凡五十岁以上者,不用此令。”崇祯皇帝一番处置,别说是已经惊呆的王兴了,便是温体仁和刘宗周等官员都觉得过了些——这才是真正的一人犯错,全家跟着倒霉的典型。温体仁知道崇祯皇帝这种狗脾气是怎么劝也没有用,因此倒是没有说话。只是刘宗周却忍不住躬身道:“启奏陛下,微臣以为陛下处置不公。”崇祯皇帝望着跳出来的刘宗周,冷笑道:“有何不周?”刘宗周躬身道:“启奏陛下,王兴之过,罪在一人,陛下何故处罚如此之重?王父纵然教子无方,便是杖责抑或罚金足矣,何需全家上下尽数远窜三千里?王兴之罪,便是宫刑腰斩,已经超出大明律许多。依大明律,强奸者、绞。未成者、杖一百、流三千里。如今陛下判处其宫刑后腰斩,已然违反大明律,如此置大明律如无物,臣以为陛下有失公允,当反省自身方能致法尧舜。”崇祯皇帝一听这话就更腻歪了,当下冷冷地道:“致法尧舜?朕为尧,谁人为舜?”刘宗周一听崇祯皇帝这话,干脆把官帽一摘,跪地道:“陛下何以此出诛心之语?臣一片忠心,天地可鉴。劝谏君主,本就是人臣之责。孟子告齐宣王曰:“君之视臣如手足,则臣视君如腹心;君之视臣如犬马,则臣视君如国人。”如今陛下不纳人言,更视臣如儿戏任意讥讽,此非陛下之过耶?既如此,臣请乞骸骨。”崇祯皇帝本来在说出来谁人为舜的话之后便隐隐有些后悔。这句话对于刘宗周这样儿的臣子说出来,确实太重了说,说是诛心或者逼着刘宗周去死也不为过。只是不待崇祯皇帝再行开口,刘宗周乞骸骨的话却又把崇祯皇帝给激怒了。斜眼望着刘宗周,崇祯皇帝开口道:“一言不合便乞骸骨?汝父母高堂供你读书,朝廷选中你为官,就是让你这般肆意妾为的?”不待刘宗周说话,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“致法尧舜?朕来问你,三代之时,有民几何?如今我大明又有民几何?三代之时有疆几许,我大明又有疆几许?”刘宗周一时被崇祯皇帝问的哑口无言。大明有民几何这事儿倒是好答,只要回答个万万之数就肯定是没问题的。至于大明的疆域有多广,自己不说能立即划个疆域图出来,但是背出所有的布政使司的名字还是没有问题的。但是三代之时呢?地有多广,这个倒也算是有数,但是民有几何怎么说?百万?千万?上古时期的记载本就充满了臆测的成份,以哪个为准?只是崇祯皇帝却明显不打算放过刘宗周:“动不动就三代之治,要不然就是致法尧舜,朕能致法尧舜,可是卿等可敢自比方回、善卷乎?”方回和善卷两个人,刘宗周也是知道的,庄周说尧曾经到汾水北岸的姑射之山,去参拜四位有道之名士,怅然若失,好像丢了天下。这四位有道名士为方回、善卷、披衣、许由。善卷重义轻利,不贪富贵,是有名的贤人;方回是个神仙般的人物,皇帝问这自己这些大臣们能不能比得了这两位?不待刘宗周回答,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“正所谓时移世易,数千年时光荏苒,莫非还要守着三代抱残守缺?爱卿亦是饱学之士,对于学问的精通,远非朕能比得过。爱卿必然知晓天下虽安,忘战必危的道理。如今大明四处烽烟,谁来守卫边关?谁来守护大明子民?若是没有了这些浴血奋战的将士,爱卿上哪儿去读书?莫非也如那元好问一般再劝个蛮夷胡虏为儒学大宗师么?”崇祯皇帝越说却是越愤怒。明末的这些读书人,比之元好问之流也他娘的强不到哪儿去,臭鱼对烂虾,统统都是些混帐王八。孔氏北宗上表劝进就不说了,反正这家的都跪习惯了,自从伪元之时就这德性。可是孙之懈这王八蛋呢?峨冠博带实亡国之丑陋,金钱鼠尾乃新朝之雅政这句屁话就是此人先喊出来的,着实让没穿越前同为山东人的崇祯皇帝为之蒙羞不已。再对比一番八十日戴发效忠,表太祖十七朝人物。六万人同心死义,存大明三百里江山的江阴,二十多万人死到最后仅剩下五十三人的悲壮。刘宗周被崇祯皇帝一番话给喷的无颜以对,干脆以袖掩面。崇祯皇帝却冷哼了声接着道:“王宗光,这个名字没什么特别的,可是朕记得他。北征草原之时,他是一个刚刚入伍几个月的新兵蛋子,第一次杀鞑子的时候吐的一塌糊涂,平时里总是咧着嘴憨笑的一个老实汉子。就是这样儿的一个人,在草原上亲手杀的鞑子便是没有一百,也有八十,披创十余处,因功升总旗。”王宗光无论如何也没有想到崇祯皇帝居然还记得自己,闻言心中更是激动不已。崇祯皇帝却是接着道:“这样儿的汉子在草原之上杀人不眨眼,可是面对你区区三品的顺天府尹却甘愿下跪?王兴的过错仅仅是绞刑?朕告诉你,以后没这等事!他流血护卫大明,朕绝不能让他再流泪!”第270章掀桌子这案子彻底的没办法审下去了。王宗光被踹的时候本想发怒,只是一听到熟悉的草原,鞑子,再听到那熟悉的自称老子的声音,哪怕是再迟钝的脑子,也想起来这个声音的主人是谁了。没错,崇祯皇帝在草原上爆粗口也不是一次两次,像王宗光这样的新军士卒,不少人都是听过的,如今再听到几个相关的关键词,王宗光立时便想起了声音的主人是谁。王宗光也顾不得身上被崇祯皇帝踹了几脚了,直接便要调转身子给崇祯皇帝施礼,却被急眼的崇祯皇帝一把从地上抓了起来。崇祯皇帝看着还想要躬身行礼的王宗光,怒喝道:“站直!挺胸!抬起头来!”王宗光在新军之中呆了一年的时间,早就养成了服从指挥的习惯,再加上崇祯皇帝一路北征的表现早就让这些士卒把他奉为神明,因此一听到崇祯皇帝的指令,下意识的就按照崇祯皇帝的指示去做了。崇祯皇帝等到王宗光按照指令站好之后,才接着道:“现在不管你听到什么,都给朕站好,不许你作出任何的其他行为,听到没有?”崇祯皇帝一句话说出来,此时别说是刘宗周想捂脸,就连地上的王二公子都傻眼了。自打始皇帝之后,朕这个字就只有皇帝能用,其他人敢用的,通常都被埋到土里去了——而且很多连埋土里的机会都没有。王宗光不知道崇祯皇帝一直没有表明身份,闻言只是下意识地站直了之后喊道:“遵旨!”崇祯皇帝又叹息了一声,沉声道:“你的妻子,已经去了。是被逼投缳自尽的。”王宗光闻言,眼睛立即便红了,下意识的就扭头望向了被捆着跪在地上的王二公子。崇祯皇帝一看要遭,立即便喝了一声道:“站好!刚才朕说的话你不记得了?!”王宗光这才红着眼睛站好,望向崇祯皇帝的目光中却是带着疑惑,不解,质询。崇祯皇帝自己心里也不好受,却狠心道:“大明自有律法,你是大明的军人,就由不得你胡来。”一米八的汉子站直了之后,便是比崇祯皇帝还要高出那么一些,通红的眼睛之中却已经是满眼的泪花。崇祯皇帝咬牙道:“你妻子的仇,朕替你报!你心中的怨气,朕替你出!朕说过,不会让忠心于大明的军人流血又流泪!现在,你给朕站好!拿出大明军人应有的那股老子天下第一的气势来!”两句话说完,崇祯皇帝却是径直走向了刘宗周的位置。由于崇祯皇帝一个朕字表明了自己的身份,此时大堂中早已呼拉拉跪倒了一片,便是随后进入大堂的温体仁等人都是躬身等着崇祯皇帝开口。坐到了大堂之上的崇祯皇帝却是干脆无比的开口道:“来人,传成国公,成国公府二公子朱正远到这顺天府来见朕。”等到朱刚领命而去之后,崇祯皇帝却摸了摸自己那被打理成板寸一般的头发,暗自盘算了一番。半个时辰不到的时间,成国公朱纯臣就匆匆忙忙地带着自己的小儿子朱正远来到了顺天府大堂。朱纯臣此时的感觉就是人在家中坐,祸从天上来。你说自己没招谁没惹谁的,既然皇帝重视英国公一系,对自己一系不怎么看重,那自己就老老实实地当个猪给皇帝看,这总行了吧?可是这也不行!哪怕自己总是命令小儿子出门招惹一些小是非,主动递把柄崇祯皇帝也不行,崇祯皇帝就像完全看不到自己一般,把自己当成了透明人。若只是这样儿倒也罢了,左右跟以前没什么区别,可是今天怎么就倒霉的被皇帝给喊来这顺天府了?还他娘的特意带上了自己的小儿子?莫非与这小儿子还有什么关系?等英国公朱纯臣和他的小儿子朱正远给崇祯皇帝行完礼之后,也不待朱纯臣开口说话,崇祯皇帝便冷笑道:“成国公好大的威风啊,”朱纯臣一听这句话,当时便噗通一声跪倒在地了。这时候服个软,不能说是怂。崇祯皇帝话中的冷意,就算是个二傻子都能听得出来了,更何况朱纯臣堂堂国公爷?只是自己干了什么天怒人怨的事儿了?就算是自己的小儿子,不过是经常去逛逛青楼,跟其他勋贵家的孩子打个架什么的,这也能算得上事儿?还惹得皇帝生这么大的气?心中越发迷糊的朱纯臣定了定神,拜道:“陛下息怒。”崇祯皇帝此时也缓了缓心情,开口道:“温爱卿把事情跟成国公说一下,免得说朕乱发脾气。”温体仁心道您这不是乱发脾气,那还有乱发脾气的?满头白头发的成国公莫名其妙的先挨了一炮,这事儿他还没地儿说理,冤不冤啊他。等听完温体仁的叙述之后,王宗光的眼睛已经更红了,哑着嗓子喊了一声“陛下!”,随后却是哽咽无声,铁塔一般的汉子站在那里,身体都在打晃,却仍然牢记着崇祯皇帝的吩咐,脚步几番想要迈出去,却最终没有动。朱纯臣的心里却是恨不得把那个王老爷给砍成十段八段的喂狗算了!是,你他娘的是跟老子沾亲带故的,可是早知道你这么惯着你家小儿子,便是你家女儿长的天仙一般,老子也不会让儿子纳回家当小妾!现在好了,你他娘的自己作死,却把老子也给连累了!朱纯臣心中暗骂不已,可是事已至此,再怎么骂那个不知死的孙子也是没什么用了,当务之急还是先把自己给撇出去。斟酌了一番后,朱纯臣才再次拜道:“启奏陛下,此事微臣确实不知,而且犬子只是纳了那王家的女儿为妾,确实不知那王家会打着微臣的名号在外胡作非为。”崇祯皇帝却是冷哼一声道:“怎么,朕定你个管教无方的罪名,莫非还冤枉你了?”朱纯臣真想喊声怨枉,却最终没有胆子在这个时候去触崇祯皇帝的霉头,只得自认倒霉地说道:“微臣不敢,此事微臣也确实有着责任。求陛下允许微臣对这位王兄弟做出补偿,以弥补微臣的过失。”崇祯皇帝却冷笑道:“不必了,怨有头,债有主,你管教不严的事儿,朕自有处置。至于这王宗光的补偿,自然有朕来替他讨回来!”等到朱纯臣再次躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝便开口道:“其令,成国公朱纯臣教子无方,致使朱正远胡作非为,管教亲族不力,着罚俸半年。成国公次子朱正远代父受过,杖八十。王家上下门风败坏,有辱国体,着抄没家产远窜三千里。王兴奸淫在役士卒妻子致人死亡,着宫刑后腰斩,妻女没入教坊司为妓,凡五十岁以上者,不用此令。”崇祯皇帝一番处置,别说是已经惊呆的王兴了,便是温体仁和刘宗周等官员都觉得过了些——这才是真正的一人犯错,全家跟着倒霉的典型。温体仁知道崇祯皇帝这种狗脾气是怎么劝也没有用,因此倒是没有说话。只是刘宗周却忍不住躬身道:“启奏陛下,微臣以为陛下处置不公。”崇祯皇帝望着跳出来的刘宗周,冷笑道:“有何不周?”刘宗周躬身道:“启奏陛下,王兴之过,罪在一人,陛下何故处罚如此之重?王父纵然教子无方,便是杖责抑或罚金足矣,何需全家上下尽数远窜三千里?王兴之罪,便是宫刑腰斩,已经超出大明律许多。依大明律,强奸者、绞。未成者、杖一百、流三千里。如今陛下判处其宫刑后腰斩,已然违反大明律,如此置大明律如无物,臣以为陛下有失公允,当反省自身方能致法尧舜。”崇祯皇帝一听这话就更腻歪了,当下冷冷地道:“致法尧舜?朕为尧,谁人为舜?”刘宗周一听崇祯皇帝这话,干脆把官帽一摘,跪地道:“陛下何以此出诛心之语?臣一片忠心,天地可鉴。劝谏君主,本就是人臣之责。孟子告齐宣王曰:“君之视臣如手足,则臣视君如腹心;君之视臣如犬马,则臣视君如国人。”如今陛下不纳人言,更视臣如儿戏任意讥讽,此非陛下之过耶?既如此,臣请乞骸骨。”崇祯皇帝本来在说出来谁人为舜的话之后便隐隐有些后悔。这句话对于刘宗周这样儿的臣子说出来,确实太重了说,说是诛心或者逼着刘宗周去死也不为过。只是不待崇祯皇帝再行开口,刘宗周乞骸骨的话却又把崇祯皇帝给激怒了。斜眼望着刘宗周,崇祯皇帝开口道:“一言不合便乞骸骨?汝父母高堂供你读书,朝廷选中你为官,就是让你这般肆意妾为的?”不待刘宗周说话,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“致法尧舜?朕来问你,三代之时,有民几何?如今我大明又有民几何?三代之时有疆几许,我大明又有疆几许?”刘宗周一时被崇祯皇帝问的哑口无言。大明有民几何这事儿倒是好答,只要回答个万万之数就肯定是没问题的。至于大明的疆域有多广,自己不说能立即划个疆域图出来,但是背出所有的布政使司的名字还是没有问题的。但是三代之时呢?地有多广,这个倒也算是有数,但是民有几何怎么说?百万?千万?上古时期的记载本就充满了臆测的成份,以哪个为准?只是崇祯皇帝却明显不打算放过刘宗周:“动不动就三代之治,要不然就是致法尧舜,朕能致法尧舜,可是卿等可敢自比方回、善卷乎?”方回和善卷两个人,刘宗周也是知道的,庄周说尧曾经到汾水北岸的姑射之山,去参拜四位有道之名士,怅然若失,好像丢了天下。这四位有道名士为方回、善卷、披衣、许由。善卷重义轻利,不贪富贵,是有名的贤人;方回是个神仙般的人物,皇帝问这自己这些大臣们能不能比得了这两位?不待刘宗周回答,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“正所谓时移世易,数千年时光荏苒,莫非还要守着三代抱残守缺?爱卿亦是饱学之士,对于学问的精通,远非朕能比得过。爱卿必然知晓天下虽安,忘战必危的道理。如今大明四处烽烟,谁来守卫边关?谁来守护大明子民?若是没有了这些浴血奋战的将士,爱卿上哪儿去读书?莫非也如那元好问一般再劝个蛮夷胡虏为儒学大宗师么?”崇祯皇帝越说却是越愤怒。明末的这些读书人,比之元好问之流也他娘的强不到哪儿去,臭鱼对烂虾,统统都是些混帐王八。孔氏北宗上表劝进就不说了,反正这家的都跪习惯了,自从伪元之时就这德性。可是孙之懈这王八蛋呢?峨冠博带实亡国之丑陋,金钱鼠尾乃新朝之雅政这句屁话就是此人先喊出来的,着实让没穿越前同为山东人的崇祯皇帝为之蒙羞不已。再对比一番八十日戴发效忠,表太祖十七朝人物。六万人同心死义,存大明三百里江山的江阴,二十多万人死到最后仅剩下五十三人的悲壮。刘宗周被崇祯皇帝一番话给喷的无颜以对,干脆以袖掩面。崇祯皇帝却冷哼了声接着道:“王宗光,这个名字没什么特别的,可是朕记得他。北征草原之时,他是一个刚刚入伍几个月的新兵蛋子,第一次杀鞑子的时候吐的一塌糊涂,平时里总是咧着嘴憨笑的一个老实汉子。就是这样儿的一个人,在草原上亲手杀的鞑子便是没有一百,也有八十,披创十余处,因功升总旗。”王宗光无论如何也没有想到崇祯皇帝居然还记得自己,闻言心中更是激动不已。崇祯皇帝却是接着道:“这样儿的汉子在草原之上杀人不眨眼,可是面对你区区三品的顺天府尹却甘愿下跪?王兴的过错仅仅是绞刑?朕告诉你,以后没这等事!他流血护卫大明,朕绝不能让他再流泪!”第270章掀桌子最近看书评区中很多人对于出现兔子、土鳖等词汇表示不满,原本不想说什么,但是看因此而发书评的读者很多,所以还是解释一下的好。先说下土鳖这个词,不知道有多少人是从过军的,军中有句流传很广的话,原本是这样儿的:“陆军土,海军洋,空军会飞翔。”这里面的意思很简单,陆军的服装土气的一批,多少年没有多少长进,海军的就要洋气很多。而空军会飞翔这个没什么好说的,人家原本就是天上飞的。而对比海军和空军,陆军部队很多都自嘲为土鳖,所以我在书里也引用了这一部分,但是没有任何不敬的意思。如果说还不能理解,问问退伍老兵吧,他们很多人是知道这个梗的。至于兔子这个梗,来自于《那年那兔那些事儿》这部动漫,其中将地球五大流氓具化如下:中国——腹黑的小白兔,看起来人畜无害,但是兔子急了会咬人滴;美国——小短腿的白头鹰,总是各种挑事儿的家伙;前苏联——毛熊,老大哥一样的存在,死要面子活受罪,最后千古;俄罗斯——大毛,毛熊的长子,被鹰玩弄过,后来跟兔子一起玩了;乌克兰——二毛,穷疯了的二毛没有什么东西不敢卖的,但是同样没什么好心眼;法国——高卢鸡,存在感很低但是谁也不能无视他;英国——约翰牛,搅屎棍的存在;其他的不再一一列举了,比如同样是骆驼的狗大户和死对头傻大木,还有河马一般的黑叔叔。尤其是在第一季中的第三集中,那一句“眼泪,眼泪也是会冻住的”还有第四集中的“亲,我们回家!”“我们是东方航空056航班,运送志愿军战士遗骸前往沈阳”,军机回应:“欢迎志愿军忠烈回国,我部飞机两架,奉命为你全程护航。”我不知道有多少人会跟我一样,30多岁的人了,每次听到这几句话的时候眼睛中仍然全是泪水——只是为了在孩子面前不掉下泪水,所以强忍着。所以,你们喷我是大汉民族主义,我很高兴;你们喷我是愤青,我也对你们的夸奖表示感谢;你们说我写的小说很烂,我也只是笑笑,一个新人有今天的成绩原本就是大家赏脸,不能奢求更多;但是,任何人,不能说我对解放军和这个国家有不尊敬或者不爱国的意思。借用艾青《我爱这土地》的一句话——为什么我的眼里常含泪水,因为我对这土地爱得深沉。以上,致所有不管是正版读者还是盗版的读者。第261章长平公主(4千字大章)由于崇祯皇帝将锡伯族的三千铁骑召唤过去砸场子而一行人都变成了骑兵,与告关的一行人走了两条岔路,所以等到崇祯皇帝一行人再从王家庄赶回到顺天府大堂的时候,那一行抬着门板子告状的人群还没有到。崇祯皇帝提心这群人路上再出现什么状况,干脆吩咐道:“派人去看看,若是有人与他们为难,就把腿打断。”朱刚躬身领命,旋即便命人向来另一条来路之上迎了过去。直至太阳已经走到了西边,眼看再过上一个半个时辰就要天黑,这一群人才来到顺天府大堂。领头的汉子一看“英国公家的远房表亲公子爷”崇祯皇帝就在大堂外不远的地方等着自己,心中当时便安定了许多。等看到离着崇祯皇帝不远处被捆得五花大绑的王家二公子时,领头的汉子眼睛当时就红了,怒喝一声:“老子打死你!”,就向着王家二公子扑了过去。朱刚一见这汉双扑了过来,心中卧槽一声,伸手抓住这汉子伸向王二公子的手,一带一推之下,便将这汉子摔倒在地。见这汉子还想挣扎起来冲向王二公子,崇祯皇帝便咳了一声道:“住手!且先去顺天府告状,由不得你动用私刑!”崇祯皇帝登基为帝一年多的时间,草原之上又筑京观无数,身上自有一股不凡的气势,当场便将那领头的汉子给震的不敢再多说别的,只是乖乖的走向了鸣冤鼓的位置。顺天府大堂门前的衙役早就看到了崇祯皇帝一行人。但是能在顺天府当差的又怎么有笨蛋?一看崇祯皇帝一行人的阵势外加上崇祯皇帝的打扮就知道不好惹,因此没有一个过来打扰的。等到了这领头的汉子听从崇祯皇帝的吩咐走到鸣冤鼓的时候,大堂前的衙役竟然没有人上前拦住这汉子。咚咚咚的鼓声响起了好一会儿,顺天府府尹刘宗周才来到了大堂之上。刘宗周这倒霉孩子原本是天启年初的礼部主事,后来这哥们的官当的不太高兴。因为这哥们儿觉得进行上下没事儿就斗来斗去的,搞什么阉党奸党的纯属扯犊子——光顾着斗了,谁来为国家办事?于是在这种情况下,刘宗周上《修正学以淑人心以培养国家元气疏》,指出当时廷臣日趋争竞,党同伐异之风行,而人心日下,士习日险。他希望朝廷化偏党而归于荡平,不必以门户分邪正。可是这家伙好死不死的在奏章里引用顾宪成的学说,结果被老魏给当成东林党给罢官归乡了。等到崇祯皇帝登基称帝,这家伙由于名声不错,起码在崇祯皇帝看来一个能正确指出大家少扯蛋多办事的官员怎么着也不至于太操蛋的理论之下,又把他给召回来当了顺天府尹。可是这货还是不消停,又给穿越才崇祯皇帝上《面恩预矢责难之义以致君尧舜疏》,希望崇祯皇帝“超然远览,以尧舜之学,行尧舜之道。”别说是现在的穿越者了,就算是原本历史治国小白的那个崇祯皇帝,都认为这是迂阔之言。原本历史上的崇祯皇帝求治心急,人才、饷粮、流寇、边患等常萦绕在心,希望群臣能拿出一些行之有效的具体措施,可是这哥们呢?刘宗周这哥们却认为这些都是刑名之术,近于功利,人主应以仁义为本。得嘞,这下子,不管是原本历史上的治国小白崇祯皇帝还是穿越后的程序猿崇祯皇帝,都觉得这哥们扯蛋的能力比较强,还是老老实实的当个顺天府尹算了。顺天府府尹这个官职,说大不大,但是说小也是绝对不小的。由于顺天府就是京城之所在,所以顺天府的府尹品级为正三品,高出一般的知府二至三级,由尚书、侍郎级大臣兼管。而普通的正三品衙门用铜印,惟顺天府用银印,位同封疆大吏的总督、巡抚。具体的牛逼之处,只有一点就能说明白了——顺天府在直隶总督辖区内,但顺天府府尹和直隶总督不存在隶属关系,说白了,人家根本就不用鸟直隶总督。京城城垣之外的地区由直隶总督衙门和顺天府衙门“双重领导”,大的举措要会衙办理。京城垣之内,直隶总督根本就无权过问。再加上顺天府的府尹主理府政,统率所属厅、州、县官,还有其他的一大堆事情都要管,比如掌京畿之刑名钱谷,并司迎春、进春、祭先农之神,奉天子耕猎、监临乡试、供应考试用具等事,所以这顺天府尹的事儿绝对要比别的府尹多的多。到了螨清之时,有个不会当官的倒霉蛋还发过一个著名的感慨——前生不善,今生知县;前生作恶,知县附郭,恶贯满盈,附郭省城。若是依着这种蠢蛋的推论,等到成为了顺天府府尹的时候,基本上也就是到了地狱不空不得解脱的地步了。而刘宗周现在就有这种感觉。原本因为已经接近年底了,顺天府的事儿就要比别处的多,可是现在居然还有人敲了鸣冤鼓。万一有点儿什么大事儿发生,这可就太让人闹心了——毕竟是天子脚下,号称是首善之地。但是不出事儿的可能性又几乎为零。光京城这些大大小小的勋贵家的子弟什么的因为飞鹰走狗闹出来的破事儿还少么?再说了,这京城之中别的不多,大大小小的御史可是多的是。若真有人参上一本,那可就乐子大了。若是皇帝一怒之下把自己给罢官,那还倒好,正好顺了自己的心。可是当今这位皇帝明显就不是那好脾气的,万一……不管怎么说,这堂还是得升的。一套后世的电视剧中常见的升堂问案的流程之后,刘宗周问道:“你既然说是王家二公子玷污了你妹妹,可有证据?”领头的汉子语塞。要证据的话,上哪儿去寻找证据?就算是找来仵作验尸,又能验出个什么结果来?除了能证明自己妹妹是被人玷污过,又怎么证明是这王二公子干的?陪同自己一同前来告状的人群之中倒是有人能证明自己的妹妹是被王二公子强拉回家的,可是这人与自己家有亲戚关系,她说的话,这府尹大人会相信么?一直隐藏在人群中的崇祯皇帝忍不住了。这汉子也太笨了些,这种事儿多简单,只要把王二公子带过来一问不就知道了?既然这汉子太笨,看起来还得自己出马。一声大笑之下,崇祯皇帝便越过人群,朗声道:“正所谓路见不平有人踩,朱某却是看不过去这事儿了——英国公外甥朱晓松,见过刘大人。”刘宗周淡淡地道:“朱公子客气了。”刘宗周面色不变,也不揭破崇祯皇帝的身份——人家一张口就说是英国公的外甥,自己要是揭穿了,还怎么让这位爷装逼打脸?只是不揭穿归不揭穿,刘宗周的心里可是不爽的很。这位爷自己是见过的,而且见过不只一次两次。既然您说是这王二公子干的,那就审个屁的案,有没有证据还不是您老人家一句话的事儿。崇祯皇帝却是笑道:“启禀刘大人,鄙人出城游玩之时正好路过了王家庄,遇见这人带着他妹妹的尸首前来报官,而王家的家丁打手却是想要强行阻拦,由此可知,此事必然与王家脱不了关系。”刘宗周道:“朱公子所言有理,只是此案毕竟事涉卫所士卒,又出了人名,不如等本官传了那士卒与王家人前来之后再审?”崇祯皇帝闻言便道:“那士卒么,自然是要去传的,只是这王家二公子却是不需要了,本公子的家丁已经将他拿了过来。”崇祯皇帝说完,便是一挥手,朱刚便将被捆住的王公子提溜进了大堂之中。刘宗周一边命人去传与案相关的士卒,一边又命人将王二公子口中塞的破布去掉。王二公子一开口,就令刘宗周的脸色黑了三分:“大人救命,这王八蛋仗着英国公家的势,却是把小人的家中都给砸了个稀巴烂,而且还叫嚣着要小人的父亲重新把家里归置好之后再砸一遍,如此藐视王法,求大人作主!”刘宗周原本还打算好生问问这案子,此时一见王二公子说出来王八蛋三个字却是再也忍不住了。有道是主辱臣死,你他娘的这是让本官去死啊魂淡!大怒的刘宗周喝道:“掌嘴五十!本官问案,哪里有你说话的份!”堂下衙役听了,取过木板走过去便噼里啪啦地照着王二公子的脸上抽了起来,不一会儿,王二公子的脸以肉眼可见的速度肿了起来,口中不时血水带着白色的牙齿飞出。等到五十下打完,王二公子的脸便已经看不成了。刘宗周此时才问道:“王兴,本官问你,方才那人告你玷污他妹妹,致使他妹妹上吊自尽,可是真的?”王二公子此时却是狂笑道:“真的又如何?小爷的姐姐可是成国公府中的少奶奶,得罪了小爷,便是得罪了成国公,狗官,你今天若是打死小爷倒也罢了,否则,小爷定然要我姐夫参你一本!”刘宗周万万没有想到这王二公子既然是如此嚣张,竟然敢在大庭广众之下出言不逊,还把成国公给牵扯了进来。别说是刘宗周了,就连崇祯皇帝都没有想到会有这么一出好戏可看。原本以为后世风传的那些脑残都是编排出来搞笑的,结果在大明即是结结实实地开了眼,长了见识了。在场的人中此时唯有王二公子心里的底气是最足的。虽然自己的大姐是被成国公家的二公子纳回去做了小妾,可是这门亲事却是让自己家实打实的跟成国公府结了亲。至于区区的顺天府府尹,不过是个大点儿的县令罢了,还能大得过成国公府去?哪怕是这个现在嚣张无比的朱家公子,也不过是英国公的外甥罢了,与自己不过是半斤八两,怕他做甚?到时候多给自己的姐夫塞点儿银子,让姐夫从中说和一番,这事儿不就过去了?有道是药医不死病,佛渡有缘人,这王二公子如此作死,便是连刘宗周也熄了问案的的心思,只是再一次地确认道:“既然如此,你便是承认了确实是你玷污了王刘氏,致使她悬梁自尽了?”王二狞笑道:“不错,正是如此。反正小爷家中有钱,那丘八等会儿来了后,小爷赔他个百十两银子也就是了,够他再买上十个八个的媳妇儿了!”刘宗周心道你别掂记让人家买媳妇了,你家所有的银子加起来够不够买你这条狗命还是个未知数呢。正想开口训斥,却听得门外有进来一个衙役,高声道:“启禀老爷,卫所士卒王宗光到案。”刘宗周命人带了王宗光进来后,便开口道:“王宗光,此案你是否已经知晓?”由于去通传的衙役根本就没有和王宗光说过到底是怎么回事儿,更没有说他老婆已经上吊自尽了,因此王宗光却是噗通一声跪倒在地,磕头道:“启禀大人,小人一直在新军之中训练,不知道大人说的案子是什么?”王宗光这一跪不要紧,一旁站着的崇祯皇帝却是蛋疼了。好嘛,动不动的跪来跪去,这新军士卒把自己当成什么了?用得着对一个文官如此的卑躬屈膝?看起来这大明的军人是真个完犊子了,自打土木堡之变以后,不光是筋断了,便是连膝盖都软了。不待刘宗周开口说话,崇祯皇帝却是淡淡地道:“起来!”王宗光听着崇祯皇帝的声音虽然熟悉,一时间却没有想起来到底是在哪里听过,更没有想到这个声音是让自己起来,一时之间还是跪在地上不动。崇祯皇帝却是更怒了,走到王宗光身边便是一脚踹了过去,怒喝道:“老子让你起来!跟着老子在草原上杀了多少鞑子不腿软,现在你软个屁!”第269章朕为尧,谁人为舜?这案子彻底的没办法审下去了。王宗光被踹的时候本想发怒,只是一听到熟悉的草原,鞑子,再听到那熟悉的自称老子的声音,哪怕是再迟钝的脑子,也想起来这个声音的主人是谁了。没错,崇祯皇帝在草原上爆粗口也不是一次两次,像王宗光这样的新军士卒,不少人都是听过的,如今再听到几个相关的关键词,王宗光立时便想起了声音的主人是谁。王宗光也顾不得身上被崇祯皇帝踹了几脚了,直接便要调转身子给崇祯皇帝施礼,却被急眼的崇祯皇帝一把从地上抓了起来。崇祯皇帝看着还想要躬身行礼的王宗光,怒喝道:“站直!挺胸!抬起头来!”王宗光在新军之中呆了一年的时间,早就养成了服从指挥的习惯,再加上崇祯皇帝一路北征的表现早就让这些士卒把他奉为神明,因此一听到崇祯皇帝的指令,下意识的就按照崇祯皇帝的指示去做了。崇祯皇帝等到王宗光按照指令站好之后,才接着道:“现在不管你听到什么,都给朕站好,不许你作出任何的其他行为,听到没有?”崇祯皇帝一句话说出来,此时别说是刘宗周想捂脸,就连地上的王二公子都傻眼了。自打始皇帝之后,朕这个字就只有皇帝能用,其他人敢用的,通常都被埋到土里去了——而且很多连埋土里的机会都没有。王宗光不知道崇祯皇帝一直没有表明身份,闻言只是下意识地站直了之后喊道:“遵旨!”崇祯皇帝又叹息了一声,沉声道:“你的妻子,已经去了。是被逼投缳自尽的。”王宗光闻言,眼睛立即便红了,下意识的就扭头望向了被捆着跪在地上的王二公子。崇祯皇帝一看要遭,立即便喝了一声道:“站好!刚才朕说的话你不记得了?!”王宗光这才红着眼睛站好,望向崇祯皇帝的目光中却是带着疑惑,不解,质询。崇祯皇帝自己心里也不好受,却狠心道:“大明自有律法,你是大明的军人,就由不得你胡来。”一米八的汉子站直了之后,便是比崇祯皇帝还要高出那么一些,通红的眼睛之中却已经是满眼的泪花。崇祯皇帝咬牙道:“你妻子的仇,朕替你报!你心中的怨气,朕替你出!朕说过,不会让忠心于大明的军人流血又流泪!现在,你给朕站好!拿出大明军人应有的那股老子天下第一的气势来!”两句话说完,崇祯皇帝却是径直走向了刘宗周的位置。由于崇祯皇帝一个朕字表明了自己的身份,此时大堂中早已呼拉拉跪倒了一片,便是随后进入大堂的温体仁等人都是躬身等着崇祯皇帝开口。坐到了大堂之上的崇祯皇帝却是干脆无比的开口道:“来人,传成国公,成国公府二公子朱正远到这顺天府来见朕。”等到朱刚领命而去之后,崇祯皇帝却摸了摸自己那被打理成板寸一般的头发,暗自盘算了一番。半个时辰不到的时间,成国公朱纯臣就匆匆忙忙地带着自己的小儿子朱正远来到了顺天府大堂。朱纯臣此时的感觉就是人在家中坐,祸从天上来。你说自己没招谁没惹谁的,既然皇帝重视英国公一系,对自己一系不怎么看重,那自己就老老实实地当个猪给皇帝看,这总行了吧?可是这也不行!哪怕自己总是命令小儿子出门招惹一些小是非,主动递把柄崇祯皇帝也不行,崇祯皇帝就像完全看不到自己一般,把自己当成了透明人。若只是这样儿倒也罢了,左右跟以前没什么区别,可是今天怎么就倒霉的被皇帝给喊来这顺天府了?还他娘的特意带上了自己的小儿子?莫非与这小儿子还有什么关系?等英国公朱纯臣和他的小儿子朱正远给崇祯皇帝行完礼之后,也不待朱纯臣开口说话,崇祯皇帝便冷笑道:“成国公好大的威风啊,”朱纯臣一听这句话,当时便噗通一声跪倒在地了。这时候服个软,不能说是怂。崇祯皇帝话中的冷意,就算是个二傻子都能听得出来了,更何况朱纯臣堂堂国公爷?只是自己干了什么天怒人怨的事儿了?就算是自己的小儿子,不过是经常去逛逛青楼,跟其他勋贵家的孩子打个架什么的,这也能算得上事儿?还惹得皇帝生这么大的气?心中越发迷糊的朱纯臣定了定神,拜道:“陛下息怒。”崇祯皇帝此时也缓了缓心情,开口道:“温爱卿把事情跟成国公说一下,免得说朕乱发脾气。”温体仁心道您这不是乱发脾气,那还有乱发脾气的?满头白头发的成国公莫名其妙的先挨了一炮,这事儿他还没地儿说理,冤不冤啊他。等听完温体仁的叙述之后,王宗光的眼睛已经更红了,哑着嗓子喊了一声“陛下!”,随后却是哽咽无声,铁塔一般的汉子站在那里,身体都在打晃,却仍然牢记着崇祯皇帝的吩咐,脚步几番想要迈出去,却最终没有动。朱纯臣的心里却是恨不得把那个王老爷给砍成十段八段的喂狗算了!是,你他娘的是跟老子沾亲带故的,可是早知道你这么惯着你家小儿子,便是你家女儿长的天仙一般,老子也不会让儿子纳回家当小妾!现在好了,你他娘的自己作死,却把老子也给连累了!朱纯臣心中暗骂不已,可是事已至此,再怎么骂那个不知死的孙子也是没什么用了,当务之急还是先把自己给撇出去。斟酌了一番后,朱纯臣才再次拜道:“启奏陛下,此事微臣确实不知,而且犬子只是纳了那王家的女儿为妾,确实不知那王家会打着微臣的名号在外胡作非为。”崇祯皇帝却是冷哼一声道:“怎么,朕定你个管教无方的罪名,莫非还冤枉你了?”朱纯臣真想喊声怨枉,却最终没有胆子在这个时候去触崇祯皇帝的霉头,只得自认倒霉地说道:“微臣不敢,此事微臣也确实有着责任。求陛下允许微臣对这位王兄弟做出补偿,以弥补微臣的过失。”崇祯皇帝却冷笑道:“不必了,怨有头,债有主,你管教不严的事儿,朕自有处置。至于这王宗光的补偿,自然有朕来替他讨回来!”等到朱纯臣再次躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝便开口道:“其令,成国公朱纯臣教子无方,致使朱正远胡作非为,管教亲族不力,着罚俸半年。成国公次子朱正远代父受过,杖八十。王家上下门风败坏,有辱国体,着抄没家产远窜三千里。王兴奸淫在役士卒妻子致人死亡,着宫刑后腰斩,妻女没入教坊司为妓,凡五十岁以上者,不用此令。”崇祯皇帝一番处置,别说是已经惊呆的王兴了,便是温体仁和刘宗周等官员都觉得过了些——这才是真正的一人犯错,全家跟着倒霉的典型。温体仁知道崇祯皇帝这种狗脾气是怎么劝也没有用,因此倒是没有说话。只是刘宗周却忍不住躬身道:“启奏陛下,微臣以为陛下处置不公。”崇祯皇帝望着跳出来的刘宗周,冷笑道:“有何不周?”刘宗周躬身道:“启奏陛下,王兴之过,罪在一人,陛下何故处罚如此之重?王父纵然教子无方,便是杖责抑或罚金足矣,何需全家上下尽数远窜三千里?王兴之罪,便是宫刑腰斩,已经超出大明律许多。依大明律,强奸者、绞。未成者、杖一百、流三千里。如今陛下判处其宫刑后腰斩,已然违反大明律,如此置大明律如无物,臣以为陛下有失公允,当反省自身方能致法尧舜。”崇祯皇帝一听这话就更腻歪了,当下冷冷地道:“致法尧舜?朕为尧,谁人为舜?”刘宗周一听崇祯皇帝这话,干脆把官帽一摘,跪地道:“陛下何以此出诛心之语?臣一片忠心,天地可鉴。劝谏君主,本就是人臣之责。孟子告齐宣王曰:“君之视臣如手足,则臣视君如腹心;君之视臣如犬马,则臣视君如国人。”如今陛下不纳人言,更视臣如儿戏任意讥讽,此非陛下之过耶?既如此,臣请乞骸骨。”崇祯皇帝本来在说出来谁人为舜的话之后便隐隐有些后悔。这句话对于刘宗周这样儿的臣子说出来,确实太重了说,说是诛心或者逼着刘宗周去死也不为过。只是不待崇祯皇帝再行开口,刘宗周乞骸骨的话却又把崇祯皇帝给激怒了。斜眼望着刘宗周,崇祯皇帝开口道:“一言不合便乞骸骨?汝父母高堂供你读书,朝廷选中你为官,就是让你这般肆意妾为的?”不待刘宗周说话,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“致法尧舜?朕来问你,三代之时,有民几何?如今我大明又有民几何?三代之时有疆几许,我大明又有疆几许?”刘宗周一时被崇祯皇帝问的哑口无言。大明有民几何这事儿倒是好答,只要回答个万万之数就肯定是没问题的。至于大明的疆域有多广,自己不说能立即划个疆域图出来,但是背出所有的布政使司的名字还是没有问题的。但是三代之时呢?地有多广,这个倒也算是有数,但是民有几何怎么说?百万?千万?上古时期的记载本就充满了臆测的成份,以哪个为准?只是崇祯皇帝却明显不打算放过刘宗周:“动不动就三代之治,要不然就是致法尧舜,朕能致法尧舜,可是卿等可敢自比方回、善卷乎?”方回和善卷两个人,刘宗周也是知道的,庄周说尧曾经到汾水北岸的姑射之山,去参拜四位有道之名士,怅然若失,好像丢了天下。这四位有道名士为方回、善卷、披衣、许由。善卷重义轻利,不贪富贵,是有名的贤人;方回是个神仙般的人物,皇帝问这自己这些大臣们能不能比得了这两位?不待刘宗周回答,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“正所谓时移世易,数千年时光荏苒,莫非还要守着三代抱残守缺?爱卿亦是饱学之士,对于学问的精通,远非朕能比得过。爱卿必然知晓天下虽安,忘战必危的道理。如今大明四处烽烟,谁来守卫边关?谁来守护大明子民?若是没有了这些浴血奋战的将士,爱卿上哪儿去读书?莫非也如那元好问一般再劝个蛮夷胡虏为儒学大宗师么?”崇祯皇帝越说却是越愤怒。明末的这些读书人,比之元好问之流也他娘的强不到哪儿去,臭鱼对烂虾,统统都是些混帐王八。孔氏北宗上表劝进就不说了,反正这家的都跪习惯了,自从伪元之时就这德性。可是孙之懈这王八蛋呢?峨冠博带实亡国之丑陋,金钱鼠尾乃新朝之雅政这句屁话就是此人先喊出来的,着实让没穿越前同为山东人的崇祯皇帝为之蒙羞不已。再对比一番八十日戴发效忠,表太祖十七朝人物。六万人同心死义,存大明三百里江山的江阴,二十多万人死到最后仅剩下五十三人的悲壮。刘宗周被崇祯皇帝一番话给喷的无颜以对,干脆以袖掩面。崇祯皇帝却冷哼了声接着道:“王宗光,这个名字没什么特别的,可是朕记得他。北征草原之时,他是一个刚刚入伍几个月的新兵蛋子,第一次杀鞑子的时候吐的一塌糊涂,平时里总是咧着嘴憨笑的一个老实汉子。就是这样儿的一个人,在草原上亲手杀的鞑子便是没有一百,也有八十,披创十余处,因功升总旗。”王宗光无论如何也没有想到崇祯皇帝居然还记得自己,闻言心中更是激动不已。崇祯皇帝却是接着道:“这样儿的汉子在草原之上杀人不眨眼,可是面对你区区三品的顺天府尹却甘愿下跪?王兴的过错仅仅是绞刑?朕告诉你,以后没这等事!他流血护卫大明,朕绝不能让他再流泪!”第270章掀桌子最近看书评区中很多人对于出现兔子、土鳖等词汇表示不满,原本不想说什么,但是看因此而发书评的读者很多,所以还是解释一下的好。先说下土鳖这个词,不知道有多少人是从过军的,军中有句流传很广的话,原本是这样儿的:“陆军土,海军洋,空军会飞翔。”这里面的意思很简单,陆军的服装土气的一批,多少年没有多少长进,海军的就要洋气很多。而空军会飞翔这个没什么好说的,人家原本就是天上飞的。而对比海军和空军,陆军部队很多都自嘲为土鳖,所以我在书里也引用了这一部分,但是没有任何不敬的意思。如果说还不能理解,问问退伍老兵吧,他们很多人是知道这个梗的。至于兔子这个梗,来自于《那年那兔那些事儿》这部动漫,其中将地球五大流氓具化如下:中国——腹黑的小白兔,看起来人畜无害,但是兔子急了会咬人滴;美国——小短腿的白头鹰,总是各种挑事儿的家伙;前苏联——毛熊,老大哥一样的存在,死要面子活受罪,最后千古;俄罗斯——大毛,毛熊的长子,被鹰玩弄过,后来跟兔子一起玩了;乌克兰——二毛,穷疯了的二毛没有什么东西不敢卖的,但是同样没什么好心眼;法国——高卢鸡,存在感很低但是谁也不能无视他;英国——约翰牛,搅屎棍的存在;其他的不再一一列举了,比如同样是骆驼的狗大户和死对头傻大木,还有河马一般的黑叔叔。尤其是在第一季中的第三集中,那一句“眼泪,眼泪也是会冻住的”还有第四集中的“亲,我们回家!”“我们是东方航空056航班,运送志愿军战士遗骸前往沈阳”,军机回应:“欢迎志愿军忠烈回国,我部飞机两架,奉命为你全程护航。”我不知道有多少人会跟我一样,30多岁的人了,每次听到这几句话的时候眼睛中仍然全是泪水——只是为了在孩子面前不掉下泪水,所以强忍着。所以,你们喷我是大汉民族主义,我很高兴;你们喷我是愤青,我也对你们的夸奖表示感谢;你们说我写的小说很烂,我也只是笑笑,一个新人有今天的成绩原本就是大家赏脸,不能奢求更多;但是,任何人,不能说我对解放军和这个国家有不尊敬或者不爱国的意思。借用艾青《我爱这土地》的一句话——为什么我的眼里常含泪水,因为我对这土地爱得深沉。以上,致所有不管是正版读者还是盗版的读者。第261章长平公主(4千字大章)严格说起来,崇祯皇帝这不是第一次当爹了。穿越前就有过娃,所以是当过滴。可是穿越之后,这辈子还是第一次,再加上周皇后又是第一次生孩子,年龄又小了些,又怎么可能不紧张——甚至都紧张到不知道该先迈哪一条腿比较好了。匆匆忙忙地走到了门口,崇祯却是突然吩咐原本打算告退的温体仁等人道:“温爱卿与郭爱卿随朕一起,其他人先散了吧。”温爱卿与郭允厚一起躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝又接着吩咐道:“命锦衣卫去传诏太医院院正,擅长阴科与哑科的御医一起入宫候命。”前来报信的小太监倒是颇为机灵,听到崇祯皇帝的吩咐,连忙应道:“启奏陛下,太医院院正已经在坤宁宫外候旨了,阴科御医也在。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,便不再说话,只是快步往坤宁宫而去。等到了坤宁宫外,整个坤宁宫外的太监宫女们来回的窜来窜去忙成一团,崇祯皇帝看着都头疼。只是跟后世医院一样,这时候还是不要去打扰的好,崇祯皇帝也只能按下心头的烦燥,耐着性子等待起来。只是听着坤宁宫中周皇后的叫声一阵阵的传来,崇祯皇帝原本就担心,现在更是忍不住,提脚便要向着坤宁宫内走去。正从坤宁宫中出来的客印月一见崇祯皇帝向着坤宁宫而去,这架势明显是要闯入宫中,赶忙紧走两步挡在崇祯身前跪地道:“陛下留步。”崇祯皇帝脸色当即就拉了下来,眯着眼睛道:“你敢拦朕?”听出崇祯皇帝语气中的不善,客印月赶忙拜道:“奴婢不敢,还请陛下息怒,实在是皇后产子,陛下不宜进入。”崇祯皇帝此时倒也是想起来了,古代人都认为生孩子是不洁之事,通常都避讳男人进去,如此一来,倒也怪不得客印月。崇祯皇帝压下心头的怒气问道:“皇后如何了?”客印月见崇祯皇帝不再往里硬闯,便再一次拜道:“幸赖列祖列宗保佑,陛下洪福,看胎像一切顺利,陛下可放宽心。”崇祯嗯了一声,吩咐客印月自己去忙后,便又回到外面坐下,安心的等了起来。只是看着一旁等候的太医院院正还有好几个根本就不曾见过的御医,温体仁和郭允厚也已经赶了过来,崇祯皇帝便又想起来刚才来之前想到的事儿。斟酌了一番后,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“朕闻民间女子婚嫁,多是在十三四岁之时?”郭允厚本身身为户部尚书,这些类似于基本常识的事儿又怎么可能不知道?当下便躬身道:“启奏陛下,女子十三而天葵至,便可嫁娶生育。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,暗骂一声禽兽。十三四岁的年龄,放在后世还是一个个刚刚读初中的小萝莉,这些混账也能下得去手。虽然说后世的那些总想带着小女孩看金鱼的怪叔叔们都在都说什么萝莉有三好,轻音体柔易推倒,但是崇祯皇帝下不去这个手啊——好歹也得十六了不是?崇祯皇帝很想直接说什么以后女子不满十六者不许婚嫁,但是这他娘的属于政治不正确,说出来的后果崇祯皇帝用脚趾头都能想得出来。又是沉吟了半晌,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“朕初为人父,心中着实担忧皇后的安危。至于民间么,朕常闻有产妇难产,许多人家都是保孩子而舍产妇,不知是真是假?”郭允厚又不是什么毛头小子,当然对于这些事儿知道一些,当下便躬身道:“陛下所言不错,民间重婴孩而轻产妇,若是男婴,则更甚之。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声道:“皆是为人父母者,产妇非人耶?如何又不是自己父母的心头肉?再者,世人孰非母亲生之?着实可恨!”崇祯皇帝的话说完,郭允厚却是苦笑着道:“陛下,若仅是如此,倒也好说,只是民间皆重男婴,溺死女婴者,不再少数。再则,民间对于女子多有管制,例如再嫁之事。”郭允厚这番话说的倒是公道,完全是站在了一个户部尚书的角度上来说的——女子再嫁或者女孩子多了,生的孩子也就多,自己收的税不就是更多?再说了,看崇祯皇帝担心皇后的这个样子,还有隐隐约约从宫中传出来崇祯皇帝对于几个后妃的宠爱,郭允厚哪里还猜不到崇祯皇帝的心思?崇祯皇帝心道老子也知道民间这操蛋的风气。可是知道归知道,可是崇祯皇帝自己也没有什么好办法。说白了,每次打完仗,总是要死上一大批的男人,经常出现的情况就是女多男少,为了保证人口,这才出现了男人三妻四妾的现象。要不然看看后世,承平已久的社会中,三妻四妾?想多了。男人死的少了,一个一个女人都不够分,还想多吃多占?当然,这种情况不能把某些有钱有权有势的人计算在内,要不然小三这个词是怎么出来的?但是不可否认的是,当男人比女人还要多了之后,强烈要求一夫一妻制的呼声便会一天高过一天,再过分一点,为了保证自己有个媳妇,连什么男人加入女权组织这种事儿都跟着冒了出来了。但是古代的社会玩一夫一妻?这肯定是不行的。在古代,人口可就是国家的战略资源,人口多了才能占更多的地盘,这才是三妻四妾的根本意义所在。比如在汉朝,跟自己家老公过不下去了而一脚把男人蹬了再嫁的例子有的是,最著名的是汉武大帝刘彻的老娘王娡。王娡先是嫁于金王孙,并生有一女金俗,之后,被母亲送入皇太子宫,为刘启生下三女一子,其子即为汉武帝刘彻。而等到刘彻登基之后,还因为太后王娡想念女儿,特地跑去找金俗认了亲,还赐给金俗公主才有的汤沐邑,封金俗为修成君。金俗有一儿一女,儿子号修成子仲,因为王太后的纵容,横行于京师。由此可见,在汉时根本就没有人管女子再嫁之事——都他娘的能再嫁入天家了,还有人管?怎么管?这种情况到了唐朝也一个样儿,还是没有人去管女子再嫁什么的。据《新唐书·公主传》的记载计算,唐代中前期的公主中改嫁者即有二十九人,其中有五人甚至三嫁。著名的襄城公主、太平公主,都曾改嫁。皇室如此,民间更是家常便饭,大儒生房玄龄、韩愈的夫人或女儿都曾改嫁。至于班昭《女诫》中所说的什么“男有再娶之意,女无再适之文”这种话,更是向来没有人当回事儿。《唐律疏议》在“夫丧守志而强嫁”条规定:“诸夫丧服除而欲守志,非女之祖父母、父母而强嫁之者,徒一年;期亲嫁者,减二等。各离之。”在疏议中解释到:“妇人夫丧服除,誓心守志,唯祖父母、父母得夺而嫁之。”这种法律就规定的很明确了,哪怕这女的不想改嫁,祖父母、父母还是能逼着女子改嫁的,所以对于什么“女无再适之意”这种话大家伙儿听听就好,女儿可是自己家的,换谁能舍得女儿就真个守寡一辈子?但是自从宋朝之后,操蛋的事情就出现了。老祖宗玩什么三妻四妾,说白了是为了有更多的马仔去跟着自己抢地盘,可是有些傻缺就把事情给搞砸了。变成了自己享受不说,还一天天的把女人的地位往下打压。尤其是宋朝的那些个文人士大夫们,为了掩饰自己外战外行,不断被外放打压的无能本质,连裹脚这种屁事都能想的出来玩玩,而且连之前不禁女子再嫁的法律都给改掉。著名的女词人李清照,本来与赵明诚为夫妇,恩爱美满,生活幸福。后来金兵入寇,她悠闲的生活也就一去不返——南渡以后不久,赵明诚就去世了。赵明诚去世之后,李清照又改嫁给周汝舟为妻,婚后发现丈夫人品低劣,有违法行为、不堪共同生活,于是清照又告官检举周汝舟。等到周汝舟被官府给处置了之后,李清照的麻烦也来了。宋朝法律规定,妻告夫者,即使所告为实,也要“徒二年”。清照为自己本身就算是有才名,朋友总还算是有一些能靠的住的,因此才免于身陷囹圄,并与周汝舟离婚。但是,李清照后半生的这段经历却往往被欣赏她才华的文人所隐去——不就是因为李清照改嫁了,所以不符合他们的价值观了?但是这些还不是最操蛋的。最操蛋的是溺死女婴这种事儿。很多刚刚出生女婴,往往连第一口奶都没有吃上,便被溺死——越是穷困的家庭中,这种情况就越多见,至于说什么虎毒不食子,自己都养活不起了,不赶紧生个男娃来传宗接代下地放牛干活,生个女娃干什么?也正是基于这种思想,民间溺死女婴者多不胜数。若是放在别的皇帝身上,可能也就这么着了,反正管是管不过来的,还操那么多心干什么?但是崇祯皇帝觉得不行。过上几年十几年的,等到小冰河时期过去了,再怼死建奴,没有足够的人口,谁他娘的给老子去打仗?谁给朕缴纳赋税——永不加赋,可不是说永不收赋!想了半天,崇祯皇帝觉得这事儿得想个办法解决。只是这种事儿,民间往往自己偷偷摸摸的就给办了,朝廷官府都不知道,等到知道了,事儿都完了,还追究个屁?沉吟了半晌后,崇祯才想到一个靠谱的办法。根据著名历史参考读物《我要做皇帝》中的记载,人家那个穿越者是怎么解决这个问题的?别以为溺死女婴这种事儿大汉朝就没有了,相反,由于当时的生产力更为低下一些,这种事儿也就更多。但是那个穿越成刘彻的家伙就提出了一个解决办法——谁家敢不举,溺死女婴的,统统五算。五算,也就是增加五倍的赋。大明朝多缴纳五倍的赋这事儿明显行不通。依着当时的情况来看,这种情况直接就能把人给逼死——生了孩子养不起,估计是得饿死全家,干脆溺死,就得交五倍的赋,但是本身明朝的赋可就不低了,到时候怎么办?为了自己能活下去,估计不知道会有多少人造反举旗造反了,因此这个法子行不通。但是崇祯皇帝还有个更好的办法。驴子不听话怎么办?当然是一手大棒一手胡萝卜。所以在想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“回头温爱卿与郭爱卿等商议一下,看看朕说的法子可不可行。”温体仁和郭允厚一起躬身道:“请陛下吩咐。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,说道:“此后民间女子怀孕,须到官府报备,不论生男生女,皆算其功,有赏,以其能抚养孩子至十六岁这宜,再者,各社学、县学,凡自七岁入学始,至十六以下者,分文不取,反给膳食。若是不报备或者溺死婴孩者,以其不举之罪论之,罚钱,罚钱的多少,要卿等商议好。”温体仁还没有说话,郭允厚却是蛋疼的道:“启奏陛下,此时天下承平已久,若是家家户户皆赏,即使每家赏一两银子,每年便需千万两之巨,国库中又何来这许多银钱?”崇祯皇帝却道:“朕自有办法,爱卿放心地与温爱卿商议便是。”崇祯皇帝的打算很简单,没钱?藩王不是有?江南的土豪们不是有?到时候先打上一波秋风再说。再说了,自己堂堂一个穿越者,便是什么玩意都不会造的废渣,不还是跟徐光启一起捣鼓出来了用硝石制冰的法子?到时候再多想想办法,多弄点儿其他的好东西,光是收税什么的就够自己开心的了。再说了,以后不还得打仗么,打仗不抢东西那还打个屁!所以银子这东西,崇祯皇帝总是不太担心。崇祯皇帝想了想,干脆又加了一条:“自明日起,凡有溺死女婴者,不得科举。”第260章大明长公主(4千字第一更)只是由于崇祯皇帝的命令,锡伯族的骑兵们离着还有一段儿的距离,一时间还没能来得及赶到。跟在崇祯皇帝身边的方正化和朱刚却是毫不犹豫地喝道:“结阵!”随着方正化一声令下,当时便有八个内厂的太监将崇祯皇帝围在正中心的位置,外面是温体仁和魏忠贤等人,再外面一圈则是打扮成小厮的锦衣卫校尉。冲过来的人群之中的管家明显是个有眼力见儿的,眼见崇祯皇帝一身贵公子打扮,再看看这边将崇祯皇帝保护起来的人个个都是精干无比,心知是碰到自己若不起的角色了。止住了其他人,管家当即便躬身拱手道:“小人该死,一时冲撞了公子,望公子爷恕罪。”见这管家这般的知情识趣,话又说的客气,崇祯皇帝便伸手一推两个挡在身前的太监,想要越阵而出。只是一推之下,两个小太监看着并不强壮的身躯却是纹丝不动,崇祯皇帝喝道:“起开!”两个小太监却是头也不回,只是其中一个应道:“公子爷,外面毕竟有些危险,不如等其他人带了再说?”崇祯皇帝却道:“无妨,本公子信得过你们。”两个小太监无奈,只得侧开身子,躬身让崇祯皇帝通过。此时前面的一群人也被后面发生的变故所吸引,一声招呼,这群人也围了过来,正好处在崇祯皇帝一伙人的旁边。完颜成心中更急。万一这要是有预谋的事件,那乐子可就大了,紧张之下却是猛踢马腹,直恨不得战马的速度再快一些。此时锡伯族骑兵离着崇祯皇帝的距离又近了一些,便是肉眼都能看到马上躬身向前的骑士了。崇祯皇帝从内厂和锦衣卫的包围圈中出来,却是问道:“这是怎么回事儿?本公子看你们双方好似有些矛盾?”那管家心中更慌。不知道这该死的贵公子是从哪儿冒出来的,万一这是个爱管闲事儿的,只怕今日之事不易善了。那管家斟酌一番后才躬身道:“回公子爷的话儿,实在是前面的这些刁民与小人老爷家中的二公子有些仇怨,这人这才带人前来教训他们一番。”崇祯皇帝一听到刁民这个词,心中先自不喜。区区一个管家,口口声声的刁民喊着,莫不是当自己是官老爷了?只是崇祯皇帝还没有开口,旁边那伙人中领头的一个汉子却骂道:“你放屁!你们王家老二糟蹋了我妹子,逼得她投环自尽,还想拦着我等去报官?”崇祯皇帝眼睛一眯,冷声道:“他说的可是真的?”那管家心中更是叫苦不迭。自己最担心的事儿果然发生了。光是眼前这位贵公子的做派,明显就是个好管闲事儿的!管家想了半天才小心翼翼地问道:“不知道公子爷是?”崇祯皇帝不答,打扮做管家模样的温体仁却是冷哼道:“我家少爷乃是英国公家的表亲,怎么着,你家老爷莫非连英国公府也不放在眼中?”温体仁此时想要亲自砍人的冲动都有了。好好的崇祯皇帝不在皇宫呆着非得要微服私访也就算了,你说在赵大家里好吃好喝的,完事了回宫得了呗,结果是这宫没回,却又遇上这么一出。尤其是不久前自己还说过教化盛世什么的,如今可不就是一巴掌接一巴掌的打在自己这张老脸上?那管家一听是英国公府的表亲公子爷,心中就倍感麻烦。自己家老爷也不过是与成国公府有亲,还是那种基本上就没有人重视的亲——自己家老爷的大女儿被成国公家的小公子纳回去当了小妾。成国公府不会真个把自己家老爷当回事儿,自己家老爷心中也是明白,因此只是仗了有这一层亲的关系,在乡下做威做福一番也就罢了。那管家还没有回话,先头那群抬着破门板的人群中领头的汉子却是噗通一声跪倒在地,叩头道:“求公子爷替小人做主!”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声后道:“你先起来,把事情跟本公子说一遍。”那汉子不起,只是跪在地上道:“启禀公子爷,小人的妹子嫁到了王家庄,我那妹婿在去年应了征,进了新军之中从军。前两天我那苦命的妹子被这王家的二公子看上,抢回府给糟蹋了,回来就悬梁自尽了。如今小人打算抬着妹妹的尸体去顺天府状告王家二公子,这管家带着这许多人来,想必是要阻拦小的去告状。”等到这汉子说完,崇祯皇帝望向那管家的眼色可就不善的很了,便是说话的声音,也愈发的冷了一些:“他说的可都是真的?”管家听到崇祯皇帝话中的冷意,心中先是打了一个突,却又想到何必怕他?左右眼前的这位公子也不过是英国公府的表亲罢了,估计是借了人马出来装个逼什么的,至于本身,也未必能比自己家强到哪儿去。心中打字了主意,这管家便一反刚才那副卑躬屈膝的模样,反而直起腰身道:“好教公子知道,我们老爷,与成国公府也是姻亲关系。公子爷既然是英国公府的亲戚,那便是同为勋贵一脉,又何必与那些刁民搞在一起,没的自降了身份?”崇祯皇帝被这管家的话给逗笑了。他娘的,又拉关系又是规劝的,这孙子玩的挺溜啊。先表明自己家跟成国公府也是有关系的,让自己有所顾忌,接着再劝自己要自重身份,几句话一环套一环,说的当真是句句在理。可是你他娘的当这是后世的那些活力团体讲数呢?就算是社团讲数,老子也是当今世界上最大的社团扛把子,你个小扑街跟老子讲数,你他娘的算什么东西?也配?崇祯皇帝冷笑一声道:“老子问你这个了?就问你他说的是不是真的?你家人当大明律是何物?”见崇祯皇帝出言不逊,那管家也是有些羞恼地道:“是又如何?不是又如何?大明律?须管不到我等勋贵的头上!”崇祯皇帝这回是真的笑了,被气笑的:“行,孙子诶,你丫的牛逼!”此时别说是温体仁了,便是连一向都以大老粗自居的朱刚都看不下去了——皇帝当街爆粗口,历史上这么干的皇帝就只有刘邦一个,哪怕是朱元璋都没这么干过!此时锡伯族的百余骑也已经赶过,将一众人都围在了包围圈中。如果此时锡伯族的百余骑突然起了反心,对着包围圈中的人进行无差别的箭雨覆盖,只怕大明的天立即就要变了。可惜锡伯族的三千骑兵被崇祯皇帝和婉妃完颜玉卓合演的一出戏给收买了人心,此时别说是起反心了,哪怕是崇祯皇帝让他们发起决死性的冲锋,他们都会毫不犹豫的执行命令。三观不正而且五行缺德的崇祯皇帝眼见锡伯族的骑兵都到了,干脆吩咐道:“下马!给老子打,老子今天就让他们知道什么叫王法!”本来心中就憋了一股子邪火没地方发泄的完颜成闻言大喜,当先使带头从马上向来,赤手空拳就向着那七八十人的队伍冲了过去。一百余旗的锡伯族骑兵原本在关外苦寒之地,每适冬季便是在苍莽雪山之中搏熊屠虎,一身在生死之中练就的功夫又怎么是这些家丁打手能比的?就算是这些家丁打手之中拿着些棍棒,毕竟不是林冲附体孙悟空再世,业余的对上专业的,不一会儿的功夫就被这些锡伯族的骑兵将棍棒夺了过去,反过来一棍子一棍子地打在这些家丁打手的身上。只是片刻的时间过去,这些家丁打手便已经被打的作鸟兽散,一窝蜂地跑了。那管家见状倒是也想跑,只是被完颜成有意无意地给围在中间狠揍,便是连跑都没法跑。崇祯皇帝见其他的打手都跑光了,才慢慢悠悠地晃到了管家的身前,笑着道:“现在,你来跟老子说说,这大明律管得到管不到你身上?”那管家此时已经被揍得鼻青脸肿的,整个人看上去都显得滑稽无比,也顾不得再硬气一回,直接一把鼻涕一把泪地哭诉道:“小人有眼不识泰山,求公子爷饶过小人这一回罢!”崇祯皇帝却笑道:“这就怂了?别怂,现在带着老子去找你家老爷,老子要跟他好生交流一番。”说完,又对着完颜成吩咐道:“发讯号,召集人手。”完颜成闻言,便从怀中掏出一枚用于发讯号的火箭点燃。只等了半刻钟左右的时间,地面上开始不断传来轻微的震动,哒哒的马蹄声也传了过来。等到三千锡伯族的骑兵都到齐了之后,崇祯皇帝便对最早过来抬着破门板而此时已经被惊得像木头人一般的一群人道:“你等且去顺天府告状,本公子回头就来。你等放心,这事儿一定会还你等一个公道,了不起我去找英国公府的小公爷帮忙便是。”等到一群人千恩万谢地离去之后,崇祯皇帝却是随意指了五个百人队,翻身上马后吩咐道:“走,跟本少爷去那个王家,咱们去跟他家老爷讲道理”说完,也不管愁眉苦脸上马的温体仁和魏忠贤等人便拨马而去。完颜成部明了方向,却是将那管家捆在了马背上,纵马到了队伍前头领路。不过时,崇祯皇帝一行人便到了王家大院的门前。此时的王家大院是大门紧闭,院子中却不断地传来一些嘈杂声,人吼马嘶狗叫声一齐传来,颇有些军中调兵谴将的意思。崇祯皇帝却是冷笑着一挥手,喝道:“给老子砸!”完颜成闻言,当即便将那管家扔在地上,纵马向着王家大院的正门冲了过去。等到了门前,完颜成猛地一勒马僵,胯下的战马人立而起,碗口大的马蹄便重重地落在了门上。随着噗通一声响,伴随着升腾而起的尘烟,整个王家大院之中的人却是都惊呆了。看着洞开的大门,崇祯皇帝又轻轻地吐出了一个字:“打!”等过了盏茶时间,整个王家大院中凡是雄性的生物,都已经被打倒在地,呻吟不止。崇祯皇帝干脆轻踢马腹,向着王家大院而去。院子中倒在地上的人群之中,一身锦袍的王老爷却是分外的醒目。见到崇祯皇帝进来,王老爷呻吟着道:“擅闯民宅,你不怕我去顺天府告你?如此藐视王法,你就算是英国公家的亲戚也说不过去!”崇祯皇帝却是嘿嘿笑道:“随便你去告,老子看看谁敢管!”说完,崇祯皇帝却是脸色一冷,又接着道:“老子好心好意的带人来跟你讲道理,你还想去告老子?这还有没有王法了?”噗的一声,却是王老爷再也受不了崇祯皇帝如此不要脸的话,被气的一口鲜血喷出,手指着崇祯皇帝说不出话来。崇祯皇帝冷色更冷,吩咐道:“掰断他的手,哪个手指着本少爷就掰断哪个!”朱刚闻言,只是冷笑一声,便向着王老爷走去。王老爷一看这是要来真的,慌忙把刚才指着崇祯皇帝的左手向着怀中缩去。朱刚走到了王老爷的面前,伸手便向王老爷怀中捞了过去。王老爷又怎么能比得上朱刚这种锦衣卫的好手?没能挣扎两下,左臂便落入了朱刚的手中。朱刚伸脚抵住王老爷的身子,左手将他胳膊拽直,右手便以极快的速度向着肘关节砍去。只听得喀拉一声,王老爷的左臂便扭曲成了一个极为诡异的角度,整个人也是惨叫起来。崇祯皇帝仿佛没有听到王老爷的惨叫一般,接着又吩咐道:“去,把这院子给本少爷砸了。”王老爷此时也顾不得惨叫了,毕竟这院子几乎可以说是一生的心血所在了,就这么被人砸了还了得?喘息了一番,王老爷才断断续续地道:“不知道公子爷要如何才肯罢休?”崇祯皇帝冷笑道:“等砸完了,你原样修复好,本公子再来砸一回,这事儿就算了了,否则,成国公也保不住你!”打完了人,砸完了王家大院,心情通透了一些的崇祯皇帝却又吩咐道:“走,咱们也去顺天府瞧瞧去。”第268章原本真的有脑残

严格说起来,崇祯皇帝这不是第一次当爹了。穿越前就有过娃,所以是当过滴。可是穿越之后,这辈子还是第一次,再加上周皇后又是第一次生孩子,年龄又小了些,又怎么可能不紧张——甚至都紧张到不知道该先迈哪一条腿比较好了。匆匆忙忙地走到了门口,崇祯却是突然吩咐原本打算告退的温体仁等人道:“温爱卿与郭爱卿随朕一起,其他人先散了吧。”温爱卿与郭允厚一起躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝又接着吩咐道:“命锦衣卫去传诏太医院院正,擅长阴科与哑科的御医一起入宫候命。”前来报信的小太监倒是颇为机灵,听到崇祯皇帝的吩咐,连忙应道:“启奏陛下,太医院院正已经在坤宁宫外候旨了,阴科御医也在。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,便不再说话,只是快步往坤宁宫而去。等到了坤宁宫外,整个坤宁宫外的太监宫女们来回的窜来窜去忙成一团,崇祯皇帝看着都头疼。只是跟后世医院一样,这时候还是不要去打扰的好,崇祯皇帝也只能按下心头的烦燥,耐着性子等待起来。只是听着坤宁宫中周皇后的叫声一阵阵的传来,崇祯皇帝原本就担心,现在更是忍不住,提脚便要向着坤宁宫内走去。正从坤宁宫中出来的客印月一见崇祯皇帝向着坤宁宫而去,这架势明显是要闯入宫中,赶忙紧走两步挡在崇祯身前跪地道:“陛下留步。”崇祯皇帝脸色当即就拉了下来,眯着眼睛道:“你敢拦朕?”听出崇祯皇帝语气中的不善,客印月赶忙拜道:“奴婢不敢,还请陛下息怒,实在是皇后产子,陛下不宜进入。”崇祯皇帝此时倒也是想起来了,古代人都认为生孩子是不洁之事,通常都避讳男人进去,如此一来,倒也怪不得客印月。崇祯皇帝压下心头的怒气问道:“皇后如何了?”客印月见崇祯皇帝不再往里硬闯,便再一次拜道:“幸赖列祖列宗保佑,陛下洪福,看胎像一切顺利,陛下可放宽心。”崇祯嗯了一声,吩咐客印月自己去忙后,便又回到外面坐下,安心的等了起来。只是看着一旁等候的太医院院正还有好几个根本就不曾见过的御医,温体仁和郭允厚也已经赶了过来,崇祯皇帝便又想起来刚才来之前想到的事儿。斟酌了一番后,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“朕闻民间女子婚嫁,多是在十三四岁之时?”郭允厚本身身为户部尚书,这些类似于基本常识的事儿又怎么可能不知道?当下便躬身道:“启奏陛下,女子十三而天葵至,便可嫁娶生育。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,暗骂一声禽兽。十三四岁的年龄,放在后世还是一个个刚刚读初中的小萝莉,这些混账也能下得去手。虽然说后世的那些总想带着小女孩看金鱼的怪叔叔们都在都说什么萝莉有三好,轻音体柔易推倒,但是崇祯皇帝下不去这个手啊——好歹也得十六了不是?崇祯皇帝很想直接说什么以后女子不满十六者不许婚嫁,但是这他娘的属于政治不正确,说出来的后果崇祯皇帝用脚趾头都能想得出来。又是沉吟了半晌,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“朕初为人父,心中着实担忧皇后的安危。至于民间么,朕常闻有产妇难产,许多人家都是保孩子而舍产妇,不知是真是假?”郭允厚又不是什么毛头小子,当然对于这些事儿知道一些,当下便躬身道:“陛下所言不错,民间重婴孩而轻产妇,若是男婴,则更甚之。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声道:“皆是为人父母者,产妇非人耶?如何又不是自己父母的心头肉?再者,世人孰非母亲生之?着实可恨!”崇祯皇帝的话说完,郭允厚却是苦笑着道:“陛下,若仅是如此,倒也好说,只是民间皆重男婴,溺死女婴者,不再少数。再则,民间对于女子多有管制,例如再嫁之事。”郭允厚这番话说的倒是公道,完全是站在了一个户部尚书的角度上来说的——女子再嫁或者女孩子多了,生的孩子也就多,自己收的税不就是更多?再说了,看崇祯皇帝担心皇后的这个样子,还有隐隐约约从宫中传出来崇祯皇帝对于几个后妃的宠爱,郭允厚哪里还猜不到崇祯皇帝的心思?崇祯皇帝心道老子也知道民间这操蛋的风气。可是知道归知道,可是崇祯皇帝自己也没有什么好办法。说白了,每次打完仗,总是要死上一大批的男人,经常出现的情况就是女多男少,为了保证人口,这才出现了男人三妻四妾的现象。要不然看看后世,承平已久的社会中,三妻四妾?想多了。男人死的少了,一个一个女人都不够分,还想多吃多占?当然,这种情况不能把某些有钱有权有势的人计算在内,要不然小三这个词是怎么出来的?但是不可否认的是,当男人比女人还要多了之后,强烈要求一夫一妻制的呼声便会一天高过一天,再过分一点,为了保证自己有个媳妇,连什么男人加入女权组织这种事儿都跟着冒了出来了。但是古代的社会玩一夫一妻?这肯定是不行的。在古代,人口可就是国家的战略资源,人口多了才能占更多的地盘,这才是三妻四妾的根本意义所在。比如在汉朝,跟自己家老公过不下去了而一脚把男人蹬了再嫁的例子有的是,最著名的是汉武大帝刘彻的老娘王娡。王娡先是嫁于金王孙,并生有一女金俗,之后,被母亲送入皇太子宫,为刘启生下三女一子,其子即为汉武帝刘彻。而等到刘彻登基之后,还因为太后王娡想念女儿,特地跑去找金俗认了亲,还赐给金俗公主才有的汤沐邑,封金俗为修成君。金俗有一儿一女,儿子号修成子仲,因为王太后的纵容,横行于京师。由此可见,在汉时根本就没有人管女子再嫁之事——都他娘的能再嫁入天家了,还有人管?怎么管?这种情况到了唐朝也一个样儿,还是没有人去管女子再嫁什么的。据《新唐书·公主传》的记载计算,唐代中前期的公主中改嫁者即有二十九人,其中有五人甚至三嫁。著名的襄城公主、太平公主,都曾改嫁。皇室如此,民间更是家常便饭,大儒生房玄龄、韩愈的夫人或女儿都曾改嫁。至于班昭《女诫》中所说的什么“男有再娶之意,女无再适之文”这种话,更是向来没有人当回事儿。《唐律疏议》在“夫丧守志而强嫁”条规定:“诸夫丧服除而欲守志,非女之祖父母、父母而强嫁之者,徒一年;期亲嫁者,减二等。各离之。”在疏议中解释到:“妇人夫丧服除,誓心守志,唯祖父母、父母得夺而嫁之。”这种法律就规定的很明确了,哪怕这女的不想改嫁,祖父母、父母还是能逼着女子改嫁的,所以对于什么“女无再适之意”这种话大家伙儿听听就好,女儿可是自己家的,换谁能舍得女儿就真个守寡一辈子?但是自从宋朝之后,操蛋的事情就出现了。老祖宗玩什么三妻四妾,说白了是为了有更多的马仔去跟着自己抢地盘,可是有些傻缺就把事情给搞砸了。变成了自己享受不说,还一天天的把女人的地位往下打压。尤其是宋朝的那些个文人士大夫们,为了掩饰自己外战外行,不断被外放打压的无能本质,连裹脚这种屁事都能想的出来玩玩,而且连之前不禁女子再嫁的法律都给改掉。著名的女词人李清照,本来与赵明诚为夫妇,恩爱美满,生活幸福。后来金兵入寇,她悠闲的生活也就一去不返——南渡以后不久,赵明诚就去世了。赵明诚去世之后,李清照又改嫁给周汝舟为妻,婚后发现丈夫人品低劣,有违法行为、不堪共同生活,于是清照又告官检举周汝舟。等到周汝舟被官府给处置了之后,李清照的麻烦也来了。宋朝法律规定,妻告夫者,即使所告为实,也要“徒二年”。清照为自己本身就算是有才名,朋友总还算是有一些能靠的住的,因此才免于身陷囹圄,并与周汝舟离婚。但是,李清照后半生的这段经历却往往被欣赏她才华的文人所隐去——不就是因为李清照改嫁了,所以不符合他们的价值观了?但是这些还不是最操蛋的。最操蛋的是溺死女婴这种事儿。很多刚刚出生女婴,往往连第一口奶都没有吃上,便被溺死——越是穷困的家庭中,这种情况就越多见,至于说什么虎毒不食子,自己都养活不起了,不赶紧生个男娃来传宗接代下地放牛干活,生个女娃干什么?也正是基于这种思想,民间溺死女婴者多不胜数。若是放在别的皇帝身上,可能也就这么着了,反正管是管不过来的,还操那么多心干什么?但是崇祯皇帝觉得不行。过上几年十几年的,等到小冰河时期过去了,再怼死建奴,没有足够的人口,谁他娘的给老子去打仗?谁给朕缴纳赋税——永不加赋,可不是说永不收赋!想了半天,崇祯皇帝觉得这事儿得想个办法解决。只是这种事儿,民间往往自己偷偷摸摸的就给办了,朝廷官府都不知道,等到知道了,事儿都完了,还追究个屁?沉吟了半晌后,崇祯才想到一个靠谱的办法。根据著名历史参考读物《我要做皇帝》中的记载,人家那个穿越者是怎么解决这个问题的?别以为溺死女婴这种事儿大汉朝就没有了,相反,由于当时的生产力更为低下一些,这种事儿也就更多。但是那个穿越成刘彻的家伙就提出了一个解决办法——谁家敢不举,溺死女婴的,统统五算。五算,也就是增加五倍的赋。大明朝多缴纳五倍的赋这事儿明显行不通。依着当时的情况来看,这种情况直接就能把人给逼死——生了孩子养不起,估计是得饿死全家,干脆溺死,就得交五倍的赋,但是本身明朝的赋可就不低了,到时候怎么办?为了自己能活下去,估计不知道会有多少人造反举旗造反了,因此这个法子行不通。但是崇祯皇帝还有个更好的办法。驴子不听话怎么办?当然是一手大棒一手胡萝卜。所以在想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“回头温爱卿与郭爱卿等商议一下,看看朕说的法子可不可行。”温体仁和郭允厚一起躬身道:“请陛下吩咐。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,说道:“此后民间女子怀孕,须到官府报备,不论生男生女,皆算其功,有赏,以其能抚养孩子至十六岁这宜,再者,各社学、县学,凡自七岁入学始,至十六以下者,分文不取,反给膳食。若是不报备或者溺死婴孩者,以其不举之罪论之,罚钱,罚钱的多少,要卿等商议好。”温体仁还没有说话,郭允厚却是蛋疼的道:“启奏陛下,此时天下承平已久,若是家家户户皆赏,即使每家赏一两银子,每年便需千万两之巨,国库中又何来这许多银钱?”崇祯皇帝却道:“朕自有办法,爱卿放心地与温爱卿商议便是。”崇祯皇帝的打算很简单,没钱?藩王不是有?江南的土豪们不是有?到时候先打上一波秋风再说。再说了,自己堂堂一个穿越者,便是什么玩意都不会造的废渣,不还是跟徐光启一起捣鼓出来了用硝石制冰的法子?到时候再多想想办法,多弄点儿其他的好东西,光是收税什么的就够自己开心的了。再说了,以后不还得打仗么,打仗不抢东西那还打个屁!所以银子这东西,崇祯皇帝总是不太担心。崇祯皇帝想了想,干脆又加了一条:“自明日起,凡有溺死女婴者,不得科举。”第260章大明长公主(4千字第一更)这案子彻底的没办法审下去了。王宗光被踹的时候本想发怒,只是一听到熟悉的草原,鞑子,再听到那熟悉的自称老子的声音,哪怕是再迟钝的脑子,也想起来这个声音的主人是谁了。没错,崇祯皇帝在草原上爆粗口也不是一次两次,像王宗光这样的新军士卒,不少人都是听过的,如今再听到几个相关的关键词,王宗光立时便想起了声音的主人是谁。王宗光也顾不得身上被崇祯皇帝踹了几脚了,直接便要调转身子给崇祯皇帝施礼,却被急眼的崇祯皇帝一把从地上抓了起来。崇祯皇帝看着还想要躬身行礼的王宗光,怒喝道:“站直!挺胸!抬起头来!”王宗光在新军之中呆了一年的时间,早就养成了服从指挥的习惯,再加上崇祯皇帝一路北征的表现早就让这些士卒把他奉为神明,因此一听到崇祯皇帝的指令,下意识的就按照崇祯皇帝的指示去做了。崇祯皇帝等到王宗光按照指令站好之后,才接着道:“现在不管你听到什么,都给朕站好,不许你作出任何的其他行为,听到没有?”崇祯皇帝一句话说出来,此时别说是刘宗周想捂脸,就连地上的王二公子都傻眼了。自打始皇帝之后,朕这个字就只有皇帝能用,其他人敢用的,通常都被埋到土里去了——而且很多连埋土里的机会都没有。王宗光不知道崇祯皇帝一直没有表明身份,闻言只是下意识地站直了之后喊道:“遵旨!”崇祯皇帝又叹息了一声,沉声道:“你的妻子,已经去了。是被逼投缳自尽的。”王宗光闻言,眼睛立即便红了,下意识的就扭头望向了被捆着跪在地上的王二公子。崇祯皇帝一看要遭,立即便喝了一声道:“站好!刚才朕说的话你不记得了?!”王宗光这才红着眼睛站好,望向崇祯皇帝的目光中却是带着疑惑,不解,质询。崇祯皇帝自己心里也不好受,却狠心道:“大明自有律法,你是大明的军人,就由不得你胡来。”一米八的汉子站直了之后,便是比崇祯皇帝还要高出那么一些,通红的眼睛之中却已经是满眼的泪花。崇祯皇帝咬牙道:“你妻子的仇,朕替你报!你心中的怨气,朕替你出!朕说过,不会让忠心于大明的军人流血又流泪!现在,你给朕站好!拿出大明军人应有的那股老子天下第一的气势来!”两句话说完,崇祯皇帝却是径直走向了刘宗周的位置。由于崇祯皇帝一个朕字表明了自己的身份,此时大堂中早已呼拉拉跪倒了一片,便是随后进入大堂的温体仁等人都是躬身等着崇祯皇帝开口。坐到了大堂之上的崇祯皇帝却是干脆无比的开口道:“来人,传成国公,成国公府二公子朱正远到这顺天府来见朕。”等到朱刚领命而去之后,崇祯皇帝却摸了摸自己那被打理成板寸一般的头发,暗自盘算了一番。半个时辰不到的时间,成国公朱纯臣就匆匆忙忙地带着自己的小儿子朱正远来到了顺天府大堂。朱纯臣此时的感觉就是人在家中坐,祸从天上来。你说自己没招谁没惹谁的,既然皇帝重视英国公一系,对自己一系不怎么看重,那自己就老老实实地当个猪给皇帝看,这总行了吧?可是这也不行!哪怕自己总是命令小儿子出门招惹一些小是非,主动递把柄崇祯皇帝也不行,崇祯皇帝就像完全看不到自己一般,把自己当成了透明人。若只是这样儿倒也罢了,左右跟以前没什么区别,可是今天怎么就倒霉的被皇帝给喊来这顺天府了?还他娘的特意带上了自己的小儿子?莫非与这小儿子还有什么关系?等英国公朱纯臣和他的小儿子朱正远给崇祯皇帝行完礼之后,也不待朱纯臣开口说话,崇祯皇帝便冷笑道:“成国公好大的威风啊,”朱纯臣一听这句话,当时便噗通一声跪倒在地了。这时候服个软,不能说是怂。崇祯皇帝话中的冷意,就算是个二傻子都能听得出来了,更何况朱纯臣堂堂国公爷?只是自己干了什么天怒人怨的事儿了?就算是自己的小儿子,不过是经常去逛逛青楼,跟其他勋贵家的孩子打个架什么的,这也能算得上事儿?还惹得皇帝生这么大的气?心中越发迷糊的朱纯臣定了定神,拜道:“陛下息怒。”崇祯皇帝此时也缓了缓心情,开口道:“温爱卿把事情跟成国公说一下,免得说朕乱发脾气。”温体仁心道您这不是乱发脾气,那还有乱发脾气的?满头白头发的成国公莫名其妙的先挨了一炮,这事儿他还没地儿说理,冤不冤啊他。等听完温体仁的叙述之后,王宗光的眼睛已经更红了,哑着嗓子喊了一声“陛下!”,随后却是哽咽无声,铁塔一般的汉子站在那里,身体都在打晃,却仍然牢记着崇祯皇帝的吩咐,脚步几番想要迈出去,却最终没有动。朱纯臣的心里却是恨不得把那个王老爷给砍成十段八段的喂狗算了!是,你他娘的是跟老子沾亲带故的,可是早知道你这么惯着你家小儿子,便是你家女儿长的天仙一般,老子也不会让儿子纳回家当小妾!现在好了,你他娘的自己作死,却把老子也给连累了!朱纯臣心中暗骂不已,可是事已至此,再怎么骂那个不知死的孙子也是没什么用了,当务之急还是先把自己给撇出去。斟酌了一番后,朱纯臣才再次拜道:“启奏陛下,此事微臣确实不知,而且犬子只是纳了那王家的女儿为妾,确实不知那王家会打着微臣的名号在外胡作非为。”崇祯皇帝却是冷哼一声道:“怎么,朕定你个管教无方的罪名,莫非还冤枉你了?”朱纯臣真想喊声怨枉,却最终没有胆子在这个时候去触崇祯皇帝的霉头,只得自认倒霉地说道:“微臣不敢,此事微臣也确实有着责任。求陛下允许微臣对这位王兄弟做出补偿,以弥补微臣的过失。”崇祯皇帝却冷笑道:“不必了,怨有头,债有主,你管教不严的事儿,朕自有处置。至于这王宗光的补偿,自然有朕来替他讨回来!”等到朱纯臣再次躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝便开口道:“其令,成国公朱纯臣教子无方,致使朱正远胡作非为,管教亲族不力,着罚俸半年。成国公次子朱正远代父受过,杖八十。王家上下门风败坏,有辱国体,着抄没家产远窜三千里。王兴奸淫在役士卒妻子致人死亡,着宫刑后腰斩,妻女没入教坊司为妓,凡五十岁以上者,不用此令。”崇祯皇帝一番处置,别说是已经惊呆的王兴了,便是温体仁和刘宗周等官员都觉得过了些——这才是真正的一人犯错,全家跟着倒霉的典型。温体仁知道崇祯皇帝这种狗脾气是怎么劝也没有用,因此倒是没有说话。只是刘宗周却忍不住躬身道:“启奏陛下,微臣以为陛下处置不公。”崇祯皇帝望着跳出来的刘宗周,冷笑道:“有何不周?”刘宗周躬身道:“启奏陛下,王兴之过,罪在一人,陛下何故处罚如此之重?王父纵然教子无方,便是杖责抑或罚金足矣,何需全家上下尽数远窜三千里?王兴之罪,便是宫刑腰斩,已经超出大明律许多。依大明律,强奸者、绞。未成者、杖一百、流三千里。如今陛下判处其宫刑后腰斩,已然违反大明律,如此置大明律如无物,臣以为陛下有失公允,当反省自身方能致法尧舜。”崇祯皇帝一听这话就更腻歪了,当下冷冷地道:“致法尧舜?朕为尧,谁人为舜?”刘宗周一听崇祯皇帝这话,干脆把官帽一摘,跪地道:“陛下何以此出诛心之语?臣一片忠心,天地可鉴。劝谏君主,本就是人臣之责。孟子告齐宣王曰:“君之视臣如手足,则臣视君如腹心;君之视臣如犬马,则臣视君如国人。”如今陛下不纳人言,更视臣如儿戏任意讥讽,此非陛下之过耶?既如此,臣请乞骸骨。”崇祯皇帝本来在说出来谁人为舜的话之后便隐隐有些后悔。这句话对于刘宗周这样儿的臣子说出来,确实太重了说,说是诛心或者逼着刘宗周去死也不为过。只是不待崇祯皇帝再行开口,刘宗周乞骸骨的话却又把崇祯皇帝给激怒了。斜眼望着刘宗周,崇祯皇帝开口道:“一言不合便乞骸骨?汝父母高堂供你读书,朝廷选中你为官,就是让你这般肆意妾为的?”不待刘宗周说话,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“致法尧舜?朕来问你,三代之时,有民几何?如今我大明又有民几何?三代之时有疆几许,我大明又有疆几许?”刘宗周一时被崇祯皇帝问的哑口无言。大明有民几何这事儿倒是好答,只要回答个万万之数就肯定是没问题的。至于大明的疆域有多广,自己不说能立即划个疆域图出来,但是背出所有的布政使司的名字还是没有问题的。但是三代之时呢?地有多广,这个倒也算是有数,但是民有几何怎么说?百万?千万?上古时期的记载本就充满了臆测的成份,以哪个为准?只是崇祯皇帝却明显不打算放过刘宗周:“动不动就三代之治,要不然就是致法尧舜,朕能致法尧舜,可是卿等可敢自比方回、善卷乎?”方回和善卷两个人,刘宗周也是知道的,庄周说尧曾经到汾水北岸的姑射之山,去参拜四位有道之名士,怅然若失,好像丢了天下。这四位有道名士为方回、善卷、披衣、许由。善卷重义轻利,不贪富贵,是有名的贤人;方回是个神仙般的人物,皇帝问这自己这些大臣们能不能比得了这两位?不待刘宗周回答,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“正所谓时移世易,数千年时光荏苒,莫非还要守着三代抱残守缺?爱卿亦是饱学之士,对于学问的精通,远非朕能比得过。爱卿必然知晓天下虽安,忘战必危的道理。如今大明四处烽烟,谁来守卫边关?谁来守护大明子民?若是没有了这些浴血奋战的将士,爱卿上哪儿去读书?莫非也如那元好问一般再劝个蛮夷胡虏为儒学大宗师么?”崇祯皇帝越说却是越愤怒。明末的这些读书人,比之元好问之流也他娘的强不到哪儿去,臭鱼对烂虾,统统都是些混帐王八。孔氏北宗上表劝进就不说了,反正这家的都跪习惯了,自从伪元之时就这德性。可是孙之懈这王八蛋呢?峨冠博带实亡国之丑陋,金钱鼠尾乃新朝之雅政这句屁话就是此人先喊出来的,着实让没穿越前同为山东人的崇祯皇帝为之蒙羞不已。再对比一番八十日戴发效忠,表太祖十七朝人物。六万人同心死义,存大明三百里江山的江阴,二十多万人死到最后仅剩下五十三人的悲壮。刘宗周被崇祯皇帝一番话给喷的无颜以对,干脆以袖掩面。崇祯皇帝却冷哼了声接着道:“王宗光,这个名字没什么特别的,可是朕记得他。北征草原之时,他是一个刚刚入伍几个月的新兵蛋子,第一次杀鞑子的时候吐的一塌糊涂,平时里总是咧着嘴憨笑的一个老实汉子。就是这样儿的一个人,在草原上亲手杀的鞑子便是没有一百,也有八十,披创十余处,因功升总旗。”王宗光无论如何也没有想到崇祯皇帝居然还记得自己,闻言心中更是激动不已。崇祯皇帝却是接着道:“这样儿的汉子在草原之上杀人不眨眼,可是面对你区区三品的顺天府尹却甘愿下跪?王兴的过错仅仅是绞刑?朕告诉你,以后没这等事!他流血护卫大明,朕绝不能让他再流泪!”第270章掀桌子赵大憨笑一声道:“公子,咱这水可是从地下的井里打出来的,家家户户都是这般的甜。”崇祯皇帝笑了笑道:“不管怎么说,总之是要多谢赵大哥的招待了。”赵大道:“公子请稍坐,俺去外面看看饭食怎么样儿了。”崇祯皇帝道:“赵大哥请便。”等到赵大出去之后,却是直到开饭时才回来。崇祯皇帝也不以为意。自己这些人在屋子里坐着,对于赵大这种老实村民来说确实是有些压力,与其在屋子中不知道说些什么,倒不如在外面等着饭好了再回来张罗。一张平常百姓家里常见的桌子,几个破破烂烂但还算得上结实的凳子,桌子上再摆上几个装着菜肴的粗瓷盘子,外加几副碗快,这就算齐了。只是让崇祯皇帝意外的,则是桌子上一个很大的,通常被称之为海碗的大碗之中,装着一只被剁成块的鸡肉。也不知道是哪只老母鸡还是大公鸡这么倒霉,因为自己几人的到来而命丧餐桌。赵大的老母亲此时也走出了屋子,去厨房与儿媳一同用饭,那赵大那个此时刚刚在外面疯玩回来的五六岁的儿子却上了桌。尽管崇祯皇帝一再挽留,却仍然挡不住,便是连赵大也是一副习以为常的样子。其实这倒怪不得赵大不孝,而是此时的风俗便是这样儿,有客人来时,女子一般是不上桌的,一般就在厨房里凑合着吃了,至于男孩,别管多少,桌子上都会有他的一席之地。到了后世,这种风俗渐渐的少了。但是在山东等地某些地方,却还保留着这一风俗。如果有客人来,只有家中的长辈女性才会上桌,辈分低一些的,还是在另一个屋子中吃饭,不与客人同桌而食,而男孩儿则不同,哪怕只有两三岁,也会有人抱着在餐桌之上吃饭。崇祯皇帝只得等赵母出了屋子后,才落坐而食。农家的饭食确实说不上好吃。一些玉米面做成的窝窝头,加上一些玉米面熬出来的粥,便是这一顿饭的主食了。只是崇祯皇帝这种历史小白根本就没有记住玉米到底是什么时候进入大明的,见到有窝窝头,还是惊奇了一番,而且又怀念起了前世之时吃过的窝头的味道。赵大见崇祯皇帝不去夹海碗之中的鸡肉,反而不断地向着一些腌渍好的野菜和窝窝头下手,虽然暗道这公子也是个享福享出毛病来的主儿,却仍然劝道:“公子多吃些这鸡肉,都是在外面刨食吃虫子的,味道还算过得去。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,左右这只倒霉鸡已经被端上了餐桌,自己也没有必要再矫情了,吃便是了。至于赵大家因为自己而少了只鸡,稍后补偿他一番便是了。想明白了之后,崇祯皇帝也不再客气,当下便伸筷子夹起了一块鸡肉吃了起来。一口鸡肉进到嘴里,崇祯皇帝的眼泪都差点儿掉下来。这种原生态的农家味儿,别说是穿越前已经极少能吃到了,便是穿越后,那些好好的鸡肉也被宫的御厨给弄的美伦美奂,好看也好吃,却唯独没有了这股子农家味儿。赵大家中没有酒,刚才赵大抽空子出去打回来的酒也说不上多好喝,只是一顿饭却吃的崇祯皇帝满意无比。等到一顿饭吃完,温体仁几人有没有吃饭,崇祯皇帝不知道,但是崇祯皇帝自己却吃的饱饱的,而且满意无比。一边喝着显得粗糙无比的茶叶,崇祯皇帝一边问道:“赵大哥,这窝头当真不错,只是小弟怎么从来就没见过?”赵大笑道:“公子是高贵人,平日里又怎么吃过玉蜀黍这种粗粮,不怎么顶饿不说,吃着也不怎么样儿。公子如今觉得好吃,不过是乍吃之下,有个新奇感而已。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,又接着道:“今年的年景可不怎么好,可是赵大哥家中还能吃饱,可见赵大哥是个勤奋人。”赵大又是憨笑一声,回道:“公子过奖了,农家人不勤奋些,又怎么能吃饱肚子。也多亏了陛下登基后经常免赋免徭役甚么的,这日子倒是比过去强了许多。”崇祯皇帝正想开口说话,却听得院子外传来一阵大喊声:“赵大!赵大!”赵大先向崇祯皇帝告了罪,这才走出了屋子,来到了院子里。崇祯皇帝隐隐约约地在屋子中听到:“赵大,找找你家的户籍册子。”接着又是一番交谈,声音却是低了下去。等过了半晌,赵大才又回到屋子中。崇祯皇帝问道:“赵大哥莫不是有事儿?”赵大笑道:“好教公子得知,如今陛下喜得了长公主,却是让天下的老百姓都跟着沾沾喜气哩。”崇祯皇帝做出一副好奇的样子,问道:“赵大哥详细说说呗?小弟可是好奇的紧。”赵大道:“回公子的话,如今官府派了人来通知的村里,村正这不是正挨家挨户的通知么,凡是家中有六十岁以上长者的,便可以去官府领肉十斤,面十斤,油十斤。便是崇祯元年之中有女儿出生者,也都赏布一匹。”说完之后,却是一副可惜万分的表情:“只是俺家中老娘的年岁尚且不足六十,这些好东西却是没俺的份儿了。”崇祯皇帝被这老实汉子那副满脸可惜的样子给逗笑了,笑着道:“那赵大哥可得努力了,万一明年的时候,陛下再喜得个皇子公主啥的再普天同庆,那赵大哥可就有的好处可拿了。”赵大却是郁闷地道:“公子说笑了,这也就是长公主出生才有这好事儿,等以后陛下的子嗣多了起来,又怎么还会有这般好事儿?”崇祯笑道:“那可说不准。”抬头望望天色,崇祯皇帝正打算告辞,却又听得院子外面传来咣咣咣的铜锣响声,接着又是铛铛铛的钟响声。崇祯皇帝颇感好奇,当下也不管赵大如何推辞,只是留下了几两碎银子便告辞而去,向着钟响的地方而去。倒不是说崇祯皇帝小气,而是这种老实的农家汉子,一次给他们太多的钱反而不是什么好事儿。便是后世都听的多了,甚么有人中了奖或者突然发了财之后,就会有无数的亲戚冒出来借钱甚么的,搞的人是烦不胜烦,许多原本关系不错的,甚至因此反目成仇。因此上,倒不如给那么一点儿就算了,左右都比这顿饭的钱要高出个几倍,却又不至于让这汉子一夜暴富。等崇祯皇帝赶到了村子里夏季晒麦子和玉米的场上之时,村子里老老少少二百多号男人都已经赶到了场上。就好像每个村子的村头总是有那么一棵或者两棵仿佛迎客松一般的大柳树一样,每个村子的场上也总有那么一座碾子,用来碾面子或者玉米用。此时的碾台上除了碌碡之外,本村的村正也站在了上面。崇祯皇帝也不管除了自己带来的温体仁等人和赵大之外的其他村民仿佛看瘟神一样看待自己,都离着自己挺老远,反而饶有兴致的想要听听这村正说些什么。等看着人都到的差不多了,那村正也咳了咳,清了清嗓子后开口道:“那个,老少爷们儿们,有好事儿跟你们说一下。本来想着挨家挨户的通知,可是这人也太他娘的多了,索性给你们喊一块儿来一起说了罢。”周围围了一整圈的村民们没有人开口话说。很多时候这所谓的好事儿根本就是个屁,搞不好对于里正这等人家来说还能算得上是好事儿,但是对于其他的穷苦人家可就算不上了。譬如徭役。只是这一回,村民们想的可就差了,因为这里正说的还真是好事儿“当朝天子喜得长公主,因此下了旨意,凡是家中有老人年岁六十以上的,或者是今年刚刚生了女儿的,都有赏赐,大家伙儿带着户籍册子到县衙去领就行了。”村正的话一出口,下面可就炸开了锅了。打从开天辟地到如今,还真就没听说过有这样儿的好事儿。往常便是有庙会什么的,那些戏文里唱的,也多是些什么皇帝老儿家里生了太子爷,大赦天下什么的,何曾听说过生了公主还给老百姓发东西呢?一个看着足有六七十的老汉当即便问道:“我说张老五,你可不是在糊弄俺?”村正笑道:“太叔公,您这辈分可是在这里摆着的,俺怎么敢糊弄您老人家?再说了,俺说的这些要是假的,可就是那戏文里说的什么假传圣旨了,是要杀头的。”被称为太叔公的老汉嘿了一声道:“真的?俺张老实活了一辈子,可还真是头一回听说有这等好事儿。不过,谅你小子也不敢拿这事儿骗俺。”村正无奈地笑了笑,却没有再接话——自己小时候可是没少挨这太叔公的揍,哪怕如今这太叔公年岁已高,可是打小儿留下的阴影却是实打实的。只是突然间却又有人问道:“那要是生了儿子的呢?俺家里前两天可是刚生了个大胖小子,这女儿没生出来啊。”村正笑骂道:“你聋了还是咋的?没听到说是生了女儿的?要怪就怪你张小六的媳妇不争气,谁让她生儿子的!”张小六嘿嘿笑道:“回头俺就揍她去,谁让她不给俺生个女儿的。”说音刚落,张小六的脑袋上就挨了太叔公一巴掌:“糊涂!生女儿有甚么用,要是没个儿子,那是绝户!好好疼你媳妇才是真的,要不小心俺揍你!”挨了太叔公的揍,张小六却不敢说什么,只是赔笑道:“俺这不是玩笑话么,又不是真的,您老人家别生气,别生气。”眼见后边都是这些家长里短的事儿,再往后甚至越聊越跑偏,甚至有向着黄段子集合的趋势发展,崇祯皇帝也失了看下去的兴致。向着赵大拱手告辞之后,崇祯皇帝便又带着温体仁等人离开了张家庄。见崇祯皇帝的心情颇好,温体仁便也难得的凑趣道:“这些庄稼汉倒也也颇有意思,这等平静的日子也当真不错。”崇祯皇帝笑道:“若是全天下的村子都如刚才这张家庄一般,那才是真正的好日子。只要桌子上再多些鱼肉,多些菜,这些百姓的心里大概就知足了许多罢。”只是崇祯皇帝高兴的日子却实不多——或者说现实这个小娘们儿从来就不想让崇祯皇帝开心。走了没多远,正好走到了离着张家庄仅有里地之遥的小王庄。小王庄的村口也是吵杂的很,只是说的事情却不是刚才张家庄说的那些,反而是有人抬着一块门板,上面蒙着一张破席子,席子下面露出了点儿带着碎花的衣角。崇祯皇帝当即便带着温体仁等人让路到一旁,让小王庄的人先行通过——此时的崇祯皇帝还以为是村中死了人要安葬。只是等着到这些人从自己身边过去之后,崇祯皇帝却是从这些人的话中听出了一股子别样的意味。再一看这些人去的方向正是顺天府衙门所在的方向,崇祯皇帝便眉头一皱,吩咐道:“走,咱们也跟着看看去。”只是还没有走多远,后面就又跟来了一群人,手中拿着向木棒什么的,在一个管家模样人带领下向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向跑来。这下子远远地缀着却又一直在用千里镜观察着这边动向的完颜成可就急了。这他娘的,你们愿意怎么打生打死那是你们的事儿,要是胆敢碰破陛下的一块儿油皮,老子就活扒了你们的皮!一挥手,一直在等候命令的百余骑锡伯族骑兵们便骑上了战马,向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向疾驰而去。其实也不怪完颜成紧张。崇祯皇帝现在身边的锦衣卫加上东厂的番子们一共也就二十来个,而身后冲过来的这些拿着家伙的人却足有七八十个,便是比这前面抬着门板的人再加上崇祯皇帝身边的人还要多一些。第267章给老子砸最近看书评区中很多人对于出现兔子、土鳖等词汇表示不满,原本不想说什么,但是看因此而发书评的读者很多,所以还是解释一下的好。先说下土鳖这个词,不知道有多少人是从过军的,军中有句流传很广的话,原本是这样儿的:“陆军土,海军洋,空军会飞翔。”这里面的意思很简单,陆军的服装土气的一批,多少年没有多少长进,海军的就要洋气很多。而空军会飞翔这个没什么好说的,人家原本就是天上飞的。而对比海军和空军,陆军部队很多都自嘲为土鳖,所以我在书里也引用了这一部分,但是没有任何不敬的意思。如果说还不能理解,问问退伍老兵吧,他们很多人是知道这个梗的。至于兔子这个梗,来自于《那年那兔那些事儿》这部动漫,其中将地球五大流氓具化如下:中国——腹黑的小白兔,看起来人畜无害,但是兔子急了会咬人滴;美国——小短腿的白头鹰,总是各种挑事儿的家伙;前苏联——毛熊,老大哥一样的存在,死要面子活受罪,最后千古;俄罗斯——大毛,毛熊的长子,被鹰玩弄过,后来跟兔子一起玩了;乌克兰——二毛,穷疯了的二毛没有什么东西不敢卖的,但是同样没什么好心眼;法国——高卢鸡,存在感很低但是谁也不能无视他;英国——约翰牛,搅屎棍的存在;其他的不再一一列举了,比如同样是骆驼的狗大户和死对头傻大木,还有河马一般的黑叔叔。尤其是在第一季中的第三集中,那一句“眼泪,眼泪也是会冻住的”还有第四集中的“亲,我们回家!”“我们是东方航空056航班,运送志愿军战士遗骸前往沈阳”,军机回应:“欢迎志愿军忠烈回国,我部飞机两架,奉命为你全程护航。”我不知道有多少人会跟我一样,30多岁的人了,每次听到这几句话的时候眼睛中仍然全是泪水——只是为了在孩子面前不掉下泪水,所以强忍着。所以,你们喷我是大汉民族主义,我很高兴;你们喷我是愤青,我也对你们的夸奖表示感谢;你们说我写的小说很烂,我也只是笑笑,一个新人有今天的成绩原本就是大家赏脸,不能奢求更多;但是,任何人,不能说我对解放军和这个国家有不尊敬或者不爱国的意思。借用艾青《我爱这土地》的一句话——为什么我的眼里常含泪水,因为我对这土地爱得深沉。以上,致所有不管是正版读者还是盗版的读者。第261章长平公主(4千字大章)这个要求让温体仁和郭允百都蛋疼无比。其实在温体仁看来,崇祯皇帝想的事情还是简单了些。不举的都有些什么人?肯定是养不起孩子的居多。连孩子都养不起,有几个还能读的起书的?再加上现在又没有什么夜间的消谴之处,纵然是有青楼楚馆什么的,又怎么是那些平民百姓能去得起的?至于那些秀才和举人老爷什么的,光是投效都能吃的满嘴流油了,还用得着溺死自己的孩子?崇祯皇帝提出来的这么个要求,基本上能卡住的也就是那些刚刚有条件读书,却还没有功名在身的人——等于到了最后,卡住的还是那些泥腿子。更让人蛋疼的,则是刚才崇祯皇帝一拍脑门就提出来的大明给生了孩子的大明百姓发什么抚养钱这事儿。虽然在郭允厚已经明确了表示国库可能支撑不起之后崇祯皇帝说让郭允厚不用担心,其实在温体仁看来这根本就是在胡闹。其实想想就能清楚,崇祯皇帝所谓不担心钱的玩法,无非就是打算抄家豪商或者是从藩王身上下手——根据崇祯皇帝以往干过的事儿来推断,这种情况的可能性几乎是十成十的。但是这事儿不能这么干啊。满大明的豪商有多少?不得不承认,是挺多的,但是缺钱了宰一个,再缺钱了再宰一个,有多少商人经得起这么薅羊毛?等到羊毛都薅的差不多了,还会有人去经商?至于薅大明藩王的羊毛,光是一个福王都能够让这些藩王感觉到害怕了,如果再薅的狠了,傻子才会留在大明,置换到海外封地当个土皇帝多好——如此一来,倒是成全了崇祯皇帝想要置换藩王封地的想法。至于以后新出现的藩王,基本上有一个算一个,都是崇祯皇帝自己的骨肉血脉,到时候崇祯皇帝不像万历老皇帝那么对待福王一般的宠溺就已经是大明之幸了,还能下得去手薅羊毛?反正温体仁是不相信的崇祯皇帝会薅自己孩子的羊毛。也正是因为如此,温体仁对于崇祯皇帝提出来的要求才感觉到蛋疼无比——当然,他并不知道蛋疼这个词。但是他知道这种感觉。只是崇祯皇帝现在正是在兴头上,再加上崇祯皇帝也在关心着坤宁宫中的皇后,所以温体仁很识趣的没有提出来反对——等孩子生完了以后,诸事平稳了再慢慢劝谏吧。打定了主意的温体仁只是躬身应道:“陛下,臣会和施大人还有郭尚书等商议后,再向陛下上书。”崇祯皇帝只是嗯了一声后,却又接着吩咐道:“朕还有一事,要郭爱卿去办,其间厂卫也会给郭爱卿一些方便。”只是听到厂卫这个词,郭允厚便本能地感觉到崇祯皇帝给出的差事肯定不会是什么好事儿——但凡涉及到厂卫,还他娘的有好事儿?崇祯皇帝却好像没有感觉到郭允厚的纠结一般,直接吩咐道:“回头郭爱卿让人在京城及周围统计一番,民间女子多少岁嫁娶,多少岁生育,在不同的年龄,又有多少女子是难产的,因此而殒命者又有几何。”温体仁闻言却是心中一动,先一步道:“陛下让郭尚书去统计这个,莫非是对民间的婚嫁年龄有什么看法?”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,却又望向了旁边的太医院院正,开口道:“朕还记得十三四岁时,往往吃的较多,身体却只见长了个头,也不见长什么肉。由此可见,十三四之明,尚且是长身体之时。待得年岁又大了一些,到了朕这般年纪的,便是吃的再多,却是不见长个头,只见长肉了。故而朕以为莫说是女子,便是男子,十三四岁之时,身子骨仍未生长结实。由此看来,若是年岁较小时婚嫁生子,由于自己的身体都未长得结实,反而不美。”太医院院正和旁边的阴科御医对视了一眼,阴科的御医吴子靖便当先开口道:“臣以为陛下所言极是有理。臣未入太医院之前,也曾在民间行医多年,因此上倒也见过不少陛下所说的情况。女子十三四岁生子者,十有六七会有难产,若是十六七的女子生育,难产的情况却是较十三四岁的为少,若是再大一些,便是更少一些。待得生育过一次之后再行生育,则不管其年龄大小,都是要容易得多。但是往往年龄小的,却很少有能再第二次生育子女的,不少十三四岁的产妇甚至会因难产而亡故。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,正想接着往下说,却听得坤宁宫中皇后的惨叫声不复刚才的低沉,反而一声高过一声,便是自己在大殿外离得有一些距离,仍能听得清清楚楚。此时崇祯皇帝再也坐不住了,更别提理会什么太医不太医的了,当时便噌的一声站了起了,向着皇后所在的寝宫又迈了两步。这一次却没有客氏来拦着皇帝了,只是温体仁却又有意无意的躬身挡在崇祯皇帝向前,阻止了崇祯皇帝再向坤宁宫走去的路子。崇祯皇帝此时也从刚才的紧张之中醒了过来,倒也止住了迈向坤宁宫的步伐。现在这种情况,自己便是再着急又能有个屁用。别的不说,光是现在大殿中接生的产婆,外加上外面等着伺候的奶妈还有侍女,伺候着的御医,哪个不是堪称全大明最顶尖的?万一真有什么难产的情况出现,自己难产还能比御医更有办法?幸好前世时的自己记得周皇后最后是被崇祯皇帝给赐死的,还给崇祯皇帝生了好几个孩子,那就说明周皇后没有死于难产。只是一想到御医,崇祯皇帝的脸却又阴沉了一些。前有泰昌帝和天启木匠死的水明不白,再加上天启的媳妇张嫣流产的事情,崇祯皇帝又如何敢信任这些本该是为皇室服务的御医?崇祯皇帝暗自咬了咬牙,这些孙子要是有谁敢在这时候搞鬼,别说是挂到午门上与黄立极为伴,九族都他娘的给他全平掉!幸好,崇祯皇帝最担心的情况并没有出现。随着周皇后一声惨叫,寝宫之中便传来了一阵轻微的啼哭声。自己在这个世界终于有了第一个孩子了!此时的崇祯皇帝别说是什么民间女子婚嫁不婚嫁的,便是连陕西和辽东的建奴都抛在了脑后,只觉得那不比猫叫声大到哪儿去的婴儿啼哭,直接就牵动了自己整个的心神。见温体仁也知趣地向旁边退开了几步,崇祯皇帝便大步向着坤宁宫走去,却正好看见客氏怀抱着一个裹的严严实实的小包裹一样的东西出来了。崇祯皇帝心知这就是周皇后给自己生的孩子了,却不知道是男是女,当下走的更快了。客氏眼见崇祯皇帝大步向着自己走来,小心翼翼地快走两步到了崇祯皇帝身前后,便略微躬身道:“启奏陛下,皇后娘娘为陛下生了个公主,奴婢恭喜陛下,贺喜陛下。”崇祯皇帝此时心中高兴,便连声吩咐王承恩道:“去吩咐御膳房多准备些吃食,今天在这里的都有。客氏照顾皇后有功,赏明珠一对。”王承恩也是心中替崇祯皇帝高兴,闻言应了后便要转身去御膳房吩咐。只是脚步还没有迈出去,却听崇祯皇帝接着吩咐道:“还有,让御膳房多做些适合皇后吃的,这几日皇后的一应用度皆从宽了用。”等王承恩去御膳房了之后,崇祯皇帝才转身从客氏的手中抱过了孩子——正是前世有过养儿子的经验,崇祯皇帝才没有觉得这孩子真丑……头顶又显得尖尖,连眼睛都没有睁开的小脸上还长着胎毛,小嘴马不时的吧嗒一下,两条小腿被由于被裹在了小被子之中,便是挣扎也使不上多大的力气,只是两中穿着周皇后亲手缝制的衣服的小手却不时地动一下,整个儿的婴儿看起来更像是一个没毛小猴子一般。得了周皇后马上要生的消息便早早的赶了过来的张嫣原本见崇祯皇帝和温体仁等大臣在商议事情,便没有说话,如今见孩子平安出生,左右已经无事,便走了过来。见崇祯皇帝如同抱着什么稀世珍宝一般,张嫣心下却是一阵黯然地抚摸了一下自己的小腹。或许是自己的名字起的不好吧。历史上和自己同名的汉惠帝刘盈的皇后也叫张嫣,她比自己还要惨一些,哪怕是个死,还是个处女皇后。自己终究是比汉朝的孝惠皇后要幸运一些罢,好歹也算是得到了自己丈夫的喜爱。只是自己又能幸运到哪儿去?一次小产之后,便再也不曾怀上过自己夫君的孩子,也只能说自己命还不够好罢?崇祯皇帝满心都是怀中那个小小的人儿,却是不曾注意到懿安皇后的到来。眼尖的客氏见自己侍候过的张嫣过来了,连忙拜道:“见过皇后娘娘。”张嫣见了客氏,心中更感戚然——若不是当时客氏不在宫中,只怕自己也未必会小产。崇祯皇帝此时也被客氏的声音惊醒了过来,见张嫣已经命客氏起来,崇祯皇帝便笑道:“皇嫂也过来了,倒是劳动皇嫂挂念了。”张嫣看着崇祯皇帝还是向自己先问好,心中却也是欣慰了几分。自从天启皇帝大行了之后,崇祯皇帝对待自己却也是不曾缺了礼数,自己宫中的一应用度,都是特意吩咐过从宽了调拨的。崇祯皇帝的作派,好歹也算是安慰了自己一番,也不枉了自己劝天启皇帝将皇帝传给了崇祯皇帝。强自打起了精神,张嫣也是笑道:“皇帝何须客气?哀家听闻皇后要生了,这才赶了过来看看有没有什么能帮得上忙的,虽然白跑了一趟,可是哀家这心中也是替皇帝和皇后高兴的。”见崇祯皇帝憨笑一声,张嫣心中更是欣慰,干脆从崇祯皇帝的手中接过了孩子,笑道:“皇帝莫要看着孩子现在不怎么好看,等过几日长天了,便是个粉雕玉琢的好娃娃了。”崇祯皇帝笑着应是,这其中的关节自己也是知道的。顺产的婴儿在出生时,宝宝的头部充血,有助提高脑部呼吸中枢的兴奋性,分娩时有规律的子宫收缩与胎儿经过产道时的挤压,可以挤出胎儿呼吸道中的羊水或粘液,有利于宝宝出生后快速建立正常呼吸,使新生儿更容易哭出声来。而且据后世的研究表明,自然分娩的宝宝长大后情商普遍较高。另外,宝宝的肺可以得到锻炼,促进肺成熟,出生后很少发生肺透明膜病,新生儿湿肺和吸入性肺炎的发生率也大大减少。而且较之剖腹产的产妇,顺产的产妇恢复的也比较快,当天就可以下地行走,也算是一个好处了。眼见懿安皇后张嫣也是抱着孩子轻轻摇晃,显然是关于书中兔子、土鳖等词的解释以及感言只是由于崇祯皇帝的命令,锡伯族的骑兵们离着还有一段儿的距离,一时间还没能来得及赶到。跟在崇祯皇帝身边的方正化和朱刚却是毫不犹豫地喝道:“结阵!”随着方正化一声令下,当时便有八个内厂的太监将崇祯皇帝围在正中心的位置,外面是温体仁和魏忠贤等人,再外面一圈则是打扮成小厮的锦衣卫校尉。冲过来的人群之中的管家明显是个有眼力见儿的,眼见崇祯皇帝一身贵公子打扮,再看看这边将崇祯皇帝保护起来的人个个都是精干无比,心知是碰到自己若不起的角色了。止住了其他人,管家当即便躬身拱手道:“小人该死,一时冲撞了公子,望公子爷恕罪。”见这管家这般的知情识趣,话又说的客气,崇祯皇帝便伸手一推两个挡在身前的太监,想要越阵而出。只是一推之下,两个小太监看着并不强壮的身躯却是纹丝不动,崇祯皇帝喝道:“起开!”两个小太监却是头也不回,只是其中一个应道:“公子爷,外面毕竟有些危险,不如等其他人带了再说?”崇祯皇帝却道:“无妨,本公子信得过你们。”两个小太监无奈,只得侧开身子,躬身让崇祯皇帝通过。此时前面的一群人也被后面发生的变故所吸引,一声招呼,这群人也围了过来,正好处在崇祯皇帝一伙人的旁边。完颜成心中更急。万一这要是有预谋的事件,那乐子可就大了,紧张之下却是猛踢马腹,直恨不得战马的速度再快一些。此时锡伯族骑兵离着崇祯皇帝的距离又近了一些,便是肉眼都能看到马上躬身向前的骑士了。崇祯皇帝从内厂和锦衣卫的包围圈中出来,却是问道:“这是怎么回事儿?本公子看你们双方好似有些矛盾?”那管家心中更慌。不知道这该死的贵公子是从哪儿冒出来的,万一这是个爱管闲事儿的,只怕今日之事不易善了。那管家斟酌一番后才躬身道:“回公子爷的话儿,实在是前面的这些刁民与小人老爷家中的二公子有些仇怨,这人这才带人前来教训他们一番。”崇祯皇帝一听到刁民这个词,心中先自不喜。区区一个管家,口口声声的刁民喊着,莫不是当自己是官老爷了?只是崇祯皇帝还没有开口,旁边那伙人中领头的一个汉子却骂道:“你放屁!你们王家老二糟蹋了我妹子,逼得她投环自尽,还想拦着我等去报官?”崇祯皇帝眼睛一眯,冷声道:“他说的可是真的?”那管家心中更是叫苦不迭。自己最担心的事儿果然发生了。光是眼前这位贵公子的做派,明显就是个好管闲事儿的!管家想了半天才小心翼翼地问道:“不知道公子爷是?”崇祯皇帝不答,打扮做管家模样的温体仁却是冷哼道:“我家少爷乃是英国公家的表亲,怎么着,你家老爷莫非连英国公府也不放在眼中?”温体仁此时想要亲自砍人的冲动都有了。好好的崇祯皇帝不在皇宫呆着非得要微服私访也就算了,你说在赵大家里好吃好喝的,完事了回宫得了呗,结果是这宫没回,却又遇上这么一出。尤其是不久前自己还说过教化盛世什么的,如今可不就是一巴掌接一巴掌的打在自己这张老脸上?那管家一听是英国公府的表亲公子爷,心中就倍感麻烦。自己家老爷也不过是与成国公府有亲,还是那种基本上就没有人重视的亲——自己家老爷的大女儿被成国公家的小公子纳回去当了小妾。成国公府不会真个把自己家老爷当回事儿,自己家老爷心中也是明白,因此只是仗了有这一层亲的关系,在乡下做威做福一番也就罢了。那管家还没有回话,先头那群抬着破门板的人群中领头的汉子却是噗通一声跪倒在地,叩头道:“求公子爷替小人做主!”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声后道:“你先起来,把事情跟本公子说一遍。”那汉子不起,只是跪在地上道:“启禀公子爷,小人的妹子嫁到了王家庄,我那妹婿在去年应了征,进了新军之中从军。前两天我那苦命的妹子被这王家的二公子看上,抢回府给糟蹋了,回来就悬梁自尽了。如今小人打算抬着妹妹的尸体去顺天府状告王家二公子,这管家带着这许多人来,想必是要阻拦小的去告状。”等到这汉子说完,崇祯皇帝望向那管家的眼色可就不善的很了,便是说话的声音,也愈发的冷了一些:“他说的可都是真的?”管家听到崇祯皇帝话中的冷意,心中先是打了一个突,却又想到何必怕他?左右眼前的这位公子也不过是英国公府的表亲罢了,估计是借了人马出来装个逼什么的,至于本身,也未必能比自己家强到哪儿去。心中打字了主意,这管家便一反刚才那副卑躬屈膝的模样,反而直起腰身道:“好教公子知道,我们老爷,与成国公府也是姻亲关系。公子爷既然是英国公府的亲戚,那便是同为勋贵一脉,又何必与那些刁民搞在一起,没的自降了身份?”崇祯皇帝被这管家的话给逗笑了。他娘的,又拉关系又是规劝的,这孙子玩的挺溜啊。先表明自己家跟成国公府也是有关系的,让自己有所顾忌,接着再劝自己要自重身份,几句话一环套一环,说的当真是句句在理。可是你他娘的当这是后世的那些活力团体讲数呢?就算是社团讲数,老子也是当今世界上最大的社团扛把子,你个小扑街跟老子讲数,你他娘的算什么东西?也配?崇祯皇帝冷笑一声道:“老子问你这个了?就问你他说的是不是真的?你家人当大明律是何物?”见崇祯皇帝出言不逊,那管家也是有些羞恼地道:“是又如何?不是又如何?大明律?须管不到我等勋贵的头上!”崇祯皇帝这回是真的笑了,被气笑的:“行,孙子诶,你丫的牛逼!”此时别说是温体仁了,便是连一向都以大老粗自居的朱刚都看不下去了——皇帝当街爆粗口,历史上这么干的皇帝就只有刘邦一个,哪怕是朱元璋都没这么干过!此时锡伯族的百余骑也已经赶过,将一众人都围在了包围圈中。如果此时锡伯族的百余骑突然起了反心,对着包围圈中的人进行无差别的箭雨覆盖,只怕大明的天立即就要变了。可惜锡伯族的三千骑兵被崇祯皇帝和婉妃完颜玉卓合演的一出戏给收买了人心,此时别说是起反心了,哪怕是崇祯皇帝让他们发起决死性的冲锋,他们都会毫不犹豫的执行命令。三观不正而且五行缺德的崇祯皇帝眼见锡伯族的骑兵都到了,干脆吩咐道:“下马!给老子打,老子今天就让他们知道什么叫王法!”本来心中就憋了一股子邪火没地方发泄的完颜成闻言大喜,当先使带头从马上向来,赤手空拳就向着那七八十人的队伍冲了过去。一百余旗的锡伯族骑兵原本在关外苦寒之地,每适冬季便是在苍莽雪山之中搏熊屠虎,一身在生死之中练就的功夫又怎么是这些家丁打手能比的?就算是这些家丁打手之中拿着些棍棒,毕竟不是林冲附体孙悟空再世,业余的对上专业的,不一会儿的功夫就被这些锡伯族的骑兵将棍棒夺了过去,反过来一棍子一棍子地打在这些家丁打手的身上。只是片刻的时间过去,这些家丁打手便已经被打的作鸟兽散,一窝蜂地跑了。那管家见状倒是也想跑,只是被完颜成有意无意地给围在中间狠揍,便是连跑都没法跑。崇祯皇帝见其他的打手都跑光了,才慢慢悠悠地晃到了管家的身前,笑着道:“现在,你来跟老子说说,这大明律管得到管不到你身上?”那管家此时已经被揍得鼻青脸肿的,整个人看上去都显得滑稽无比,也顾不得再硬气一回,直接一把鼻涕一把泪地哭诉道:“小人有眼不识泰山,求公子爷饶过小人这一回罢!”崇祯皇帝却笑道:“这就怂了?别怂,现在带着老子去找你家老爷,老子要跟他好生交流一番。”说完,又对着完颜成吩咐道:“发讯号,召集人手。”完颜成闻言,便从怀中掏出一枚用于发讯号的火箭点燃。只等了半刻钟左右的时间,地面上开始不断传来轻微的震动,哒哒的马蹄声也传了过来。等到三千锡伯族的骑兵都到齐了之后,崇祯皇帝便对最早过来抬着破门板而此时已经被惊得像木头人一般的一群人道:“你等且去顺天府告状,本公子回头就来。你等放心,这事儿一定会还你等一个公道,了不起我去找英国公府的小公爷帮忙便是。”等到一群人千恩万谢地离去之后,崇祯皇帝却是随意指了五个百人队,翻身上马后吩咐道:“走,跟本少爷去那个王家,咱们去跟他家老爷讲道理”说完,也不管愁眉苦脸上马的温体仁和魏忠贤等人便拨马而去。完颜成部明了方向,却是将那管家捆在了马背上,纵马到了队伍前头领路。不过时,崇祯皇帝一行人便到了王家大院的门前。此时的王家大院是大门紧闭,院子中却不断地传来一些嘈杂声,人吼马嘶狗叫声一齐传来,颇有些军中调兵谴将的意思。崇祯皇帝却是冷笑着一挥手,喝道:“给老子砸!”完颜成闻言,当即便将那管家扔在地上,纵马向着王家大院的正门冲了过去。等到了门前,完颜成猛地一勒马僵,胯下的战马人立而起,碗口大的马蹄便重重地落在了门上。随着噗通一声响,伴随着升腾而起的尘烟,整个王家大院之中的人却是都惊呆了。看着洞开的大门,崇祯皇帝又轻轻地吐出了一个字:“打!”等过了盏茶时间,整个王家大院中凡是雄性的生物,都已经被打倒在地,呻吟不止。崇祯皇帝干脆轻踢马腹,向着王家大院而去。院子中倒在地上的人群之中,一身锦袍的王老爷却是分外的醒目。见到崇祯皇帝进来,王老爷呻吟着道:“擅闯民宅,你不怕我去顺天府告你?如此藐视王法,你就算是英国公家的亲戚也说不过去!”崇祯皇帝却是嘿嘿笑道:“随便你去告,老子看看谁敢管!”说完,崇祯皇帝却是脸色一冷,又接着道:“老子好心好意的带人来跟你讲道理,你还想去告老子?这还有没有王法了?”噗的一声,却是王老爷再也受不了崇祯皇帝如此不要脸的话,被气的一口鲜血喷出,手指着崇祯皇帝说不出话来。崇祯皇帝冷色更冷,吩咐道:“掰断他的手,哪个手指着本少爷就掰断哪个!”朱刚闻言,只是冷笑一声,便向着王老爷走去。王老爷一看这是要来真的,慌忙把刚才指着崇祯皇帝的左手向着怀中缩去。朱刚走到了王老爷的面前,伸手便向王老爷怀中捞了过去。王老爷又怎么能比得上朱刚这种锦衣卫的好手?没能挣扎两下,左臂便落入了朱刚的手中。朱刚伸脚抵住王老爷的身子,左手将他胳膊拽直,右手便以极快的速度向着肘关节砍去。只听得喀拉一声,王老爷的左臂便扭曲成了一个极为诡异的角度,整个人也是惨叫起来。崇祯皇帝仿佛没有听到王老爷的惨叫一般,接着又吩咐道:“去,把这院子给本少爷砸了。”王老爷此时也顾不得惨叫了,毕竟这院子几乎可以说是一生的心血所在了,就这么被人砸了还了得?喘息了一番,王老爷才断断续续地道:“不知道公子爷要如何才肯罢休?”崇祯皇帝冷笑道:“等砸完了,你原样修复好,本公子再来砸一回,这事儿就算了了,否则,成国公也保不住你!”打完了人,砸完了王家大院,心情通透了一些的崇祯皇帝却又吩咐道:“走,咱们也去顺天府瞧瞧去。”第268章原本真的有脑残徐光启斟酌了半天,才开口道:“其实最大的问题,倒还是在于浪费。”崇祯皇帝被徐光启弄的一头雾水。浪费?这玩意就是用于节约人力资源的,怎么还扯上浪费了?想了想,崇祯皇帝便问道:“徐爱卿说的浪费是怎么个浪费法?”徐光启一边引着崇祯皇帝向前走,一边道:“启奏陛下,臣所说的浪费乃是此物消耗木头和石碳。其实对比之下,使用此物倒不如直接使用人力来得节省,唯一的优点,大概便是只要燃料与水充足,此物便可不眼不休地劳作。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,边走边道:“先慢慢来嘛,以后总会研究出比现在要好的多的,至于现在么,浪费些石碳没甚么,尽管浪费,我大明之外有的是这东西,大明养着卫所也不是用来吃干饭的。”对于崇祯皇帝语气中赤裸裸的不要脸之意,徐光启只能表示佩服佩服——要不然怎么崇祯皇帝登基之后就能东拒建奴北征蒙古?就冲这不要脸的劲儿,实在是大明历代皇帝中的独一份。只是佩服归佩服,但是问题还是问题。徐光启接着道:“还有一事,便是这蒸汽机的密封问题。臣以为其实这蒸汽机浪费的木头与石碳较多,根子上的原因还是密封所造成的。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,却没有说话。想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝只能无奈的承认,自己确实不是那天材,上学时很多东西都还给老师了——瓦特那家伙是怎么解决的密封问题,崇祯皇帝表示根本就没印象。比如这种密封性的问题,除了知道跟橡胶有关之外,剩下的根本就没记住……只是,单独一个橡胶的问题,就足够崇祯皇帝头疼了,而且这个橡胶的问题问题目前不是那么好解决的。当然,要说一定要解决橡胶的问题,其实也不是一点儿的办法也没有——只要派兵去占领美洲,弄到橡胶就齐活了。哥伦布现在有没有去美洲,崇祯皇帝表示不知道,也不关心。但是大明去美洲却是一定要去的。印第安,殷地安,这摆明了就是天朝自古以来的土地,所谓的印第安人,肯定是殷商遗民。而做为天朝上国的大明崇祯皇帝,又怎么能允许炎黄之后,殷商遗民浪落在外受人欺凌?哪怕是殷商遗民已经因为失去了来自母国的文明而变得如同野人一般,那也是堂堂的炎黄贵胄不是?至于失去了文明的传承,没关系,反正儒家最第264章瞎忽悠(4千字第二更)崇祯皇帝却是呵呵冷笑一声。若是说起来,昨天晚上刚刚生了个女儿,今天正是高兴的时候,确实不应该杀人太多。如果昨天晚上生的是个儿子,只怕还要大赦天下以示普天同庆之意。只是陕西的那些混账东西们却不应该得到这个机会。若不是他们,陕西会乱?历史上原本的崇祯皇帝虽然能折腾,但是在收到李应期和马茂才上的奏章说陕西发生了人相食的惨剧之后,可也是边剿边抚,连内帑都给掏出来了。要知道原本历史上的崇祯皇帝可不是穿越过来的这个崇祯皇帝,那个被正人君子们给忽悠得傻了的傻蛋当时可是没对付藩王没向着八大蝗商下手。为了解决边军的军饷,连宫中的银器都被那个蠢蛋指使太监拿出来卖了换钱了。就算是在这种情况下,那个傻蛋不还是想尽办法从内帑之中抠出钱来赈济西了?可是到最后呢?活不下去的陕西出了个李自成,最后逼得拿内帑赈济陕西的崇祯皇帝自己挂到了煤山之上。可是在李自成进京之后,却没能从内帑之中弄到钱,反而是在文武勋贵们的身上弄到了几千万两银子。哪怕就是穿越之后的崇祯皇帝,在三令五申的情况下,却依然有人敢冒天下之大不韪,跑去从中上下其手。如果说其中只有建奴黄台吉派来的人搞事情也就算了,可是连一省巡抚胡廷宴都对于州县报上来的“盗贼”之事自欺欺人地认为这些盗贼都是饥民,来年夏收有了粮食以后,自然就会解散,根本就不尽心处置。这种情况下,还指望崇祯皇帝能饶了他们?若是饶了他们,谁又能让李自成饶过崇祯皇帝?心中越想怒气就越大的崇祯皇帝干脆望着温体仁道:“朕以为倒也没什么,皇长女出世,正需这些混帐的血来庆贺一番。”说完,崇祯皇帝便直接吩咐道:“此事便着温爱卿主持,大理寺并刑部、吏部三堂会审,着锦衣卫与东厂派员旁听记录,之后将结果报与朕知。总之,朕的要求就一点,该杀的杀,该流的流,总之不放过一个害民之辈。”等到温体仁和大理寺卿等人躬身应是后,崇祯皇帝又像是想起来什么事情一样,接着道:“还有那个蓝田县令和一些混账东西逼得百姓造反的,虽然他们自己都被饿急眼的百姓们给杀了,但是朕已经命人拿了他们的九族送到阵前处斩,所以这些人的罪责也不必再追究了。”……温体仁和满朝堂的大臣都是一阵无语。您都把人家的九族给弄去宰了,这些家伙本人也被叛军给剁了,还有个屁的罪责可以再追究,难道您还能给阎王下道圣旨,要求阎王爷再处置他们一番?但是朝堂上的大臣们显然还是低估了崇祯皇帝的下限值。或者说崇祯皇帝根本就没有这玩意。也不知道是一时兴起还是有意吓唬人,崇祯皇帝还真就打算给阎王爷下一道旨意:“朕闻天有天帝,人间有人皇,阴间亦有阎罗天子。朕为天帝之子,代天牧民,阴间阎罗亦当听朕号令。王承恩。”等到王承恩躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“拟旨,钦命十殿阎罗将这些混账们打入油锅地狱受刑,地狱不空,受刑不止。”崇祯皇帝这番话一出,别说是等着躬身听旨的王承恩了,便是连朝堂上的大臣们都傻眼了。倒是在甚么西游释厄传的话本里看到过唐王与阴间阎罗天子的事儿,其中还牵扯到了龙王爷什么的。可是人家那不是给阎王下旨,反而平辈论交,而且唐王还要更为恭敬一些。更为关键的,还是那生死薄,上面可是有着天子阳寿的,看样子死后也是要先到地府走一遭。可是这位爷倒好,直接一副上司命令下属的口吻就要给阎王爷下旨——当真是寿星佬吃砒霜,活的不耐烦了。反复斟酌再斟酌,温体仁才躬身道:“启奏陛下,且不提子不语怪力乱神,是否有阴间阎罗天子尚未可知,便是有,陛下亦不应当向阴间阎罗天子下诏。臣请陛下收回成命。”施凤来也是出班附合道:“臣请陛下收回成命。”一时之间,大殿上却是响起了一片反对声——除了已经年老的英国公和武将一系还有向来只听从皇帝命令的许显纯等人,剩下的文官基本上都在反对崇祯皇帝下这么道旨意。崇祯皇帝心中却是冷笑不止。温体仁和施凤来还有其中一些文官大概是真的在替崇祯皇帝考虑——您就这么着给阴间天子下诏书,万一惹得阴间天子不快,改了您的寿命或者您哪天驾崩了……其余的,只怕不是替自己担心,而是担心真个有阎罗王的存在,又恰好遵从了崇祯皇帝的诏书,万一哪天自个儿挂掉了之后找阎罗一报道,好嘛,无尽的刀山火海油锅拔舌地狱大刑在等着自己……想想都蛋疼!但是这也正好是崇祯皇帝的目的。既然严刑峻法吓不住这些混账东西,老子干脆就再给你们加一道锁,让你丫死后都得跟着遭罪,就问你怕不怕?打定主意的崇祯皇帝还会听温体仁等大臣的劝谏?当即便挥手道:“卿等不必再劝,给阎罗天子的诏书,朕是下定了。至于天帝那里,朕自然会在祭天之时上书分说。”说完,又语带诱惑地道:“卿等用心国事,朕亦会在祭天诏书之中分说,许卿等百年后飞升天界,岂不美哉?”……这种屁话都让您说了,您还让我们怎么说?无奈之下,温体仁只得带着一众大臣先行谢恩。搞事情没够,做事情也没有底限的崇祯皇帝却又接着道:“害民不辈不能饶过,然而朕的皇长女出生,朕有意让普天之下的百姓也跟着同乐一番。王承恩拟旨。”等到王承恩躬身应是后,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“其令,天下百姓凡年满六十者,赐肉十斤,面十斤,油十斤。凡崇祯元年之中有女儿出生者,赏布一匹。此事着各地县衙统计,锦衣卫复核,一应支出,皆由内帑调拨。”小白朱晓松版的崇祯皇帝虽然觉得自己头铁,也不怕什么死后下地狱什么的说法——朕杀贪官是为了百姓,活百姓而杀贪官肯定是积阴德的事情,下地狱什么的让贪官们去就好了,朕还是上天庭就好。但是不管怎么说,刚才自己可是大言不惭的要用贪腐害民之辈的血来为自己皇长女的出生来庆贺,终究这事儿不太妥当,倒不如用些普天同庆的由头来为心肝宝贝一般的靖雪来积些阴德祈福罢。反正依着大明现今的医疗条件,活到六十岁以上的肯定不会太多,至于崇祯元年生了女儿的,就算再怎么多,也不过是一些布的事儿罢了。而且借着这个事儿,普天下得到了好处的老百姓还能不念着自己的好?最好把自己念成万家生佛一般的明君,自己的皇位还不是稳如狗、至于没得到好处的,这个不能怪朕,怪只怪尔等没有生女儿罢。若是以后再想要好处,就他娘的可劲的给朕生娃,女儿也是宝贝啊。只是一想到女儿,崇祯皇帝便接着道:“昨儿个夜里皇后产下皇长女靖雪之前,朕心中着实捏了一把冷汗。朕在十三四岁之时,却是怎么吃都觉得饿,可见正是长身体的时候。然则民间十三四之时,却有颇多为人父母者。朕以为彼辈自己的身子骨都没有长得结实,又如何能生养得好婴孩?因此朕欲修改大明律,女子十六岁前不得成婚嫁娶。”温体仁和郭允厚在昨天半夜之时,就已经听到崇祯皇帝提过让户部去统计调查女子生育早晚和产妇难产的问题,却不曾想崇祯皇帝竟然在这个时候直接提出来了。暗道一声这位爷果然还是想一出就是一出,半点儿耐心也无,温体仁便出班奏道:“启奏陛下,臣以为此事不可操之过急。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声道:“温爱卿有甚么想法?仔细说说?”温体仁躬身道:“启奏陛下,民间嫁娶在十三四岁者,便是用过江之鲫来形容只怕亦不为过。陛下虽是一片爱民之心,然则乡间不识字的愚夫愚妇甚多,只怕难以理解陛下一片仁爱之心。臣以为不妨等到户部所统计资料齐全之后,再行修改大明律。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,点头道:“温爱卿言之有理,却是朕有些操之过急了。罢了,便由户部牵头去统计,锦衣卫与东厂在毕要时可以予以协助。等到统计的结果出来后,再行决定罢。”左右已经没有其他事情,崇祯皇帝便早早地散朝了——后宫之中,乖女儿靖雪一定想念自己这个父皇了,不去亲亲抱抱可不曾,等大了些,还要举高高呢。只是崇祯皇帝注定要失望了。同样被周皇后宠爱不已的长公主朱靖雪此时正在后宫之中接受着围观——袁妃,田妃,还有那个封号叫婉妃但是实际上跟婉这字基本上没有什么关系的完颜玉卓,再加上心中极其第263章内修德政,四海宾服(4千字第一更)野画集漫画啵乐赵大憨笑一声道:“公子,咱这水可是从地下的井里打出来的,家家户户都是这般的甜。”崇祯皇帝笑了笑道:“不管怎么说,总之是要多谢赵大哥的招待了。”赵大道:“公子请稍坐,俺去外面看看饭食怎么样儿了。”崇祯皇帝道:“赵大哥请便。”等到赵大出去之后,却是直到开饭时才回来。崇祯皇帝也不以为意。自己这些人在屋子里坐着,对于赵大这种老实村民来说确实是有些压力,与其在屋子中不知道说些什么,倒不如在外面等着饭好了再回来张罗。一张平常百姓家里常见的桌子,几个破破烂烂但还算得上结实的凳子,桌子上再摆上几个装着菜肴的粗瓷盘子,外加几副碗快,这就算齐了。只是让崇祯皇帝意外的,则是桌子上一个很大的,通常被称之为海碗的大碗之中,装着一只被剁成块的鸡肉。也不知道是哪只老母鸡还是大公鸡这么倒霉,因为自己几人的到来而命丧餐桌。赵大的老母亲此时也走出了屋子,去厨房与儿媳一同用饭,那赵大那个此时刚刚在外面疯玩回来的五六岁的儿子却上了桌。尽管崇祯皇帝一再挽留,却仍然挡不住,便是连赵大也是一副习以为常的样子。其实这倒怪不得赵大不孝,而是此时的风俗便是这样儿,有客人来时,女子一般是不上桌的,一般就在厨房里凑合着吃了,至于男孩,别管多少,桌子上都会有他的一席之地。到了后世,这种风俗渐渐的少了。但是在山东等地某些地方,却还保留着这一风俗。如果有客人来,只有家中的长辈女性才会上桌,辈分低一些的,还是在另一个屋子中吃饭,不与客人同桌而食,而男孩儿则不同,哪怕只有两三岁,也会有人抱着在餐桌之上吃饭。崇祯皇帝只得等赵母出了屋子后,才落坐而食。农家的饭食确实说不上好吃。一些玉米面做成的窝窝头,加上一些玉米面熬出来的粥,便是这一顿饭的主食了。只是崇祯皇帝这种历史小白根本就没有记住玉米到底是什么时候进入大明的,见到有窝窝头,还是惊奇了一番,而且又怀念起了前世之时吃过的窝头的味道。赵大见崇祯皇帝不去夹海碗之中的鸡肉,反而不断地向着一些腌渍好的野菜和窝窝头下手,虽然暗道这公子也是个享福享出毛病来的主儿,却仍然劝道:“公子多吃些这鸡肉,都是在外面刨食吃虫子的,味道还算过得去。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,左右这只倒霉鸡已经被端上了餐桌,自己也没有必要再矫情了,吃便是了。至于赵大家因为自己而少了只鸡,稍后补偿他一番便是了。想明白了之后,崇祯皇帝也不再客气,当下便伸筷子夹起了一块鸡肉吃了起来。一口鸡肉进到嘴里,崇祯皇帝的眼泪都差点儿掉下来。这种原生态的农家味儿,别说是穿越前已经极少能吃到了,便是穿越后,那些好好的鸡肉也被宫的御厨给弄的美伦美奂,好看也好吃,却唯独没有了这股子农家味儿。赵大家中没有酒,刚才赵大抽空子出去打回来的酒也说不上多好喝,只是一顿饭却吃的崇祯皇帝满意无比。等到一顿饭吃完,温体仁几人有没有吃饭,崇祯皇帝不知道,但是崇祯皇帝自己却吃的饱饱的,而且满意无比。一边喝着显得粗糙无比的茶叶,崇祯皇帝一边问道:“赵大哥,这窝头当真不错,只是小弟怎么从来就没见过?”赵大笑道:“公子是高贵人,平日里又怎么吃过玉蜀黍这种粗粮,不怎么顶饿不说,吃着也不怎么样儿。公子如今觉得好吃,不过是乍吃之下,有个新奇感而已。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,又接着道:“今年的年景可不怎么好,可是赵大哥家中还能吃饱,可见赵大哥是个勤奋人。”赵大又是憨笑一声,回道:“公子过奖了,农家人不勤奋些,又怎么能吃饱肚子。也多亏了陛下登基后经常免赋免徭役甚么的,这日子倒是比过去强了许多。”崇祯皇帝正想开口说话,却听得院子外传来一阵大喊声:“赵大!赵大!”赵大先向崇祯皇帝告了罪,这才走出了屋子,来到了院子里。崇祯皇帝隐隐约约地在屋子中听到:“赵大,找找你家的户籍册子。”接着又是一番交谈,声音却是低了下去。等过了半晌,赵大才又回到屋子中。崇祯皇帝问道:“赵大哥莫不是有事儿?”赵大笑道:“好教公子得知,如今陛下喜得了长公主,却是让天下的老百姓都跟着沾沾喜气哩。”崇祯皇帝做出一副好奇的样子,问道:“赵大哥详细说说呗?小弟可是好奇的紧。”赵大道:“回公子的话,如今官府派了人来通知的村里,村正这不是正挨家挨户的通知么,凡是家中有六十岁以上长者的,便可以去官府领肉十斤,面十斤,油十斤。便是崇祯元年之中有女儿出生者,也都赏布一匹。”说完之后,却是一副可惜万分的表情:“只是俺家中老娘的年岁尚且不足六十,这些好东西却是没俺的份儿了。”崇祯皇帝被这老实汉子那副满脸可惜的样子给逗笑了,笑着道:“那赵大哥可得努力了,万一明年的时候,陛下再喜得个皇子公主啥的再普天同庆,那赵大哥可就有的好处可拿了。”赵大却是郁闷地道:“公子说笑了,这也就是长公主出生才有这好事儿,等以后陛下的子嗣多了起来,又怎么还会有这般好事儿?”崇祯笑道:“那可说不准。”抬头望望天色,崇祯皇帝正打算告辞,却又听得院子外面传来咣咣咣的铜锣响声,接着又是铛铛铛的钟响声。崇祯皇帝颇感好奇,当下也不管赵大如何推辞,只是留下了几两碎银子便告辞而去,向着钟响的地方而去。倒不是说崇祯皇帝小气,而是这种老实的农家汉子,一次给他们太多的钱反而不是什么好事儿。便是后世都听的多了,甚么有人中了奖或者突然发了财之后,就会有无数的亲戚冒出来借钱甚么的,搞的人是烦不胜烦,许多原本关系不错的,甚至因此反目成仇。因此上,倒不如给那么一点儿就算了,左右都比这顿饭的钱要高出个几倍,却又不至于让这汉子一夜暴富。等崇祯皇帝赶到了村子里夏季晒麦子和玉米的场上之时,村子里老老少少二百多号男人都已经赶到了场上。就好像每个村子的村头总是有那么一棵或者两棵仿佛迎客松一般的大柳树一样,每个村子的场上也总有那么一座碾子,用来碾面子或者玉米用。此时的碾台上除了碌碡之外,本村的村正也站在了上面。崇祯皇帝也不管除了自己带来的温体仁等人和赵大之外的其他村民仿佛看瘟神一样看待自己,都离着自己挺老远,反而饶有兴致的想要听听这村正说些什么。等看着人都到的差不多了,那村正也咳了咳,清了清嗓子后开口道:“那个,老少爷们儿们,有好事儿跟你们说一下。本来想着挨家挨户的通知,可是这人也太他娘的多了,索性给你们喊一块儿来一起说了罢。”周围围了一整圈的村民们没有人开口话说。很多时候这所谓的好事儿根本就是个屁,搞不好对于里正这等人家来说还能算得上是好事儿,但是对于其他的穷苦人家可就算不上了。譬如徭役。只是这一回,村民们想的可就差了,因为这里正说的还真是好事儿“当朝天子喜得长公主,因此下了旨意,凡是家中有老人年岁六十以上的,或者是今年刚刚生了女儿的,都有赏赐,大家伙儿带着户籍册子到县衙去领就行了。”村正的话一出口,下面可就炸开了锅了。打从开天辟地到如今,还真就没听说过有这样儿的好事儿。往常便是有庙会什么的,那些戏文里唱的,也多是些什么皇帝老儿家里生了太子爷,大赦天下什么的,何曾听说过生了公主还给老百姓发东西呢?一个看着足有六七十的老汉当即便问道:“我说张老五,你可不是在糊弄俺?”村正笑道:“太叔公,您这辈分可是在这里摆着的,俺怎么敢糊弄您老人家?再说了,俺说的这些要是假的,可就是那戏文里说的什么假传圣旨了,是要杀头的。”被称为太叔公的老汉嘿了一声道:“真的?俺张老实活了一辈子,可还真是头一回听说有这等好事儿。不过,谅你小子也不敢拿这事儿骗俺。”村正无奈地笑了笑,却没有再接话——自己小时候可是没少挨这太叔公的揍,哪怕如今这太叔公年岁已高,可是打小儿留下的阴影却是实打实的。只是突然间却又有人问道:“那要是生了儿子的呢?俺家里前两天可是刚生了个大胖小子,这女儿没生出来啊。”村正笑骂道:“你聋了还是咋的?没听到说是生了女儿的?要怪就怪你张小六的媳妇不争气,谁让她生儿子的!”张小六嘿嘿笑道:“回头俺就揍她去,谁让她不给俺生个女儿的。”说音刚落,张小六的脑袋上就挨了太叔公一巴掌:“糊涂!生女儿有甚么用,要是没个儿子,那是绝户!好好疼你媳妇才是真的,要不小心俺揍你!”挨了太叔公的揍,张小六却不敢说什么,只是赔笑道:“俺这不是玩笑话么,又不是真的,您老人家别生气,别生气。”眼见后边都是这些家长里短的事儿,再往后甚至越聊越跑偏,甚至有向着黄段子集合的趋势发展,崇祯皇帝也失了看下去的兴致。向着赵大拱手告辞之后,崇祯皇帝便又带着温体仁等人离开了张家庄。见崇祯皇帝的心情颇好,温体仁便也难得的凑趣道:“这些庄稼汉倒也也颇有意思,这等平静的日子也当真不错。”崇祯皇帝笑道:“若是全天下的村子都如刚才这张家庄一般,那才是真正的好日子。只要桌子上再多些鱼肉,多些菜,这些百姓的心里大概就知足了许多罢。”只是崇祯皇帝高兴的日子却实不多——或者说现实这个小娘们儿从来就不想让崇祯皇帝开心。走了没多远,正好走到了离着张家庄仅有里地之遥的小王庄。小王庄的村口也是吵杂的很,只是说的事情却不是刚才张家庄说的那些,反而是有人抬着一块门板,上面蒙着一张破席子,席子下面露出了点儿带着碎花的衣角。崇祯皇帝当即便带着温体仁等人让路到一旁,让小王庄的人先行通过——此时的崇祯皇帝还以为是村中死了人要安葬。只是等着到这些人从自己身边过去之后,崇祯皇帝却是从这些人的话中听出了一股子别样的意味。再一看这些人去的方向正是顺天府衙门所在的方向,崇祯皇帝便眉头一皱,吩咐道:“走,咱们也跟着看看去。”只是还没有走多远,后面就又跟来了一群人,手中拿着向木棒什么的,在一个管家模样人带领下向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向跑来。这下子远远地缀着却又一直在用千里镜观察着这边动向的完颜成可就急了。这他娘的,你们愿意怎么打生打死那是你们的事儿,要是胆敢碰破陛下的一块儿油皮,老子就活扒了你们的皮!一挥手,一直在等候命令的百余骑锡伯族骑兵们便骑上了战马,向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向疾驰而去。其实也不怪完颜成紧张。崇祯皇帝现在身边的锦衣卫加上东厂的番子们一共也就二十来个,而身后冲过来的这些拿着家伙的人却足有七八十个,便是比这前面抬着门板的人再加上崇祯皇帝身边的人还要多一些。第267章给老子砸徐光启斟酌了半天,才开口道:“其实最大的问题,倒还是在于浪费。”崇祯皇帝被徐光启弄的一头雾水。浪费?这玩意就是用于节约人力资源的,怎么还扯上浪费了?想了想,崇祯皇帝便问道:“徐爱卿说的浪费是怎么个浪费法?”徐光启一边引着崇祯皇帝向前走,一边道:“启奏陛下,臣所说的浪费乃是此物消耗木头和石碳。其实对比之下,使用此物倒不如直接使用人力来得节省,唯一的优点,大概便是只要燃料与水充足,此物便可不眼不休地劳作。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,边走边道:“先慢慢来嘛,以后总会研究出比现在要好的多的,至于现在么,浪费些石碳没甚么,尽管浪费,我大明之外有的是这东西,大明养着卫所也不是用来吃干饭的。”对于崇祯皇帝语气中赤裸裸的不要脸之意,徐光启只能表示佩服佩服——要不然怎么崇祯皇帝登基之后就能东拒建奴北征蒙古?就冲这不要脸的劲儿,实在是大明历代皇帝中的独一份。只是佩服归佩服,但是问题还是问题。徐光启接着道:“还有一事,便是这蒸汽机的密封问题。臣以为其实这蒸汽机浪费的木头与石碳较多,根子上的原因还是密封所造成的。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,却没有说话。想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝只能无奈的承认,自己确实不是那天材,上学时很多东西都还给老师了——瓦特那家伙是怎么解决的密封问题,崇祯皇帝表示根本就没印象。比如这种密封性的问题,除了知道跟橡胶有关之外,剩下的根本就没记住……只是,单独一个橡胶的问题,就足够崇祯皇帝头疼了,而且这个橡胶的问题问题目前不是那么好解决的。当然,要说一定要解决橡胶的问题,其实也不是一点儿的办法也没有——只要派兵去占领美洲,弄到橡胶就齐活了。哥伦布现在有没有去美洲,崇祯皇帝表示不知道,也不关心。但是大明去美洲却是一定要去的。印第安,殷地安,这摆明了就是天朝自古以来的土地,所谓的印第安人,肯定是殷商遗民。而做为天朝上国的大明崇祯皇帝,又怎么能允许炎黄之后,殷商遗民浪落在外受人欺凌?哪怕是殷商遗民已经因为失去了来自母国的文明而变得如同野人一般,那也是堂堂的炎黄贵胄不是?至于失去了文明的传承,没关系,反正儒家最第264章瞎忽悠(4千字第二更)眼前的这台机器,用傻大黑粗来形容都是一种赞美。看起来整台机器充斥着崇祯皇帝在后世时看到过无数次的毛熊风格,粗犷,钢铁,笨重,这就是用来形容这台机器的关键词。炉子中的的熊熊火焰不断将上面锅炉中的水烧开变成蒸汽,蒸汽再带动着上面的一根轴承来回往复运动,由于没有套接上任何的机床或者说机械,光秃秃的轴承看起来颇有些邪恶的意味。然而不管这台机器有多么丑陋,这玩意都是崇祯皇帝的希望。只要有了这玩意,以后就能基于这东西玩出更多的花活。比如说用于火铳的枪膛钻孔。之前用人力手掏膛,一个手熟的工人,掏出一根枪管大概要十来天的时间。但是用这玩意呢?一个人能看着许多台锅炉,这个是没有问题的。然后许多台锅炉就能同时钻许多根枪膛。而且这玩意又不知道累,只要及时的更换钻头,基本上三个人轮班,就可以在三五天的时间内钻出来许多根枪管。尤其是火车的作用。别管现在造出来的火头跑的有多慢,不知疲惫不用草料就已经是最大的优势了。想象一下,无数的物资通过托马斯小火车日夜不休的运往辽东,运往任何一处大明想要征服的地方,由于节省了人马和粮食,而且还是不眼不休,这种优势就足以怼死任何大明看不惯或者说崇祯皇帝看不惯的人了。更何况蒸汽机这玩意改造改造还能用到船上。一艘艘不知疲倦的大船栽着兵员和物资去美洲大陆上解放炎黄苗裔,赶走欧美鬼畜,想想都激动。此时的崇祯皇帝越看这台傻大黑粗的机械越是激动,也顾不得自己根本就是一个工科理科双小白,外加历史小白政治小白的那种小白的小白,干脆问徐光启道:“徐爱卿,这台蒸汽机目前还有甚么比较棘手的问题?”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,目前这台机器最大的问题就是密封性的问题。由于不断地会出现漏气的情况,以至于要浪费许多的木柴和石碳,而且还总是停摆。还有那根用来带动其他机械的曲轴,由于漏气,总是动作不连续而且慢。其实解决了这个问题之后,这台机器便可以用到许多地方。只是材料上面却还是有一些问题。比如说用这机器来钻火铳的膛管,钻头的寿命却是不长,一两天便要更换。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,激动的心情却是慢慢的恢复了一些。自己这种渣渣根本就不懂工科理科的知识,炼钢炼铁什么的知识根本就不懂,记住的一些知识,也是那些穿越者培训教材中一麟半爪提到的。沉吟了半天后,崇祯皇帝才道:“密封的问题么,刚才朕已经说过了,徐爱卿尽管去试,反正不怕浪费。还有就是材料的问题,主要还是在钢铁之上。不过,朕以为可以试试用高炉来炼铁炼钢。”徐光启一听到高炉这个词,本能的便感觉到这个词的不简单,当时便问道:“不知道陛下所说的高炉指的是什么?”崇祯皇帝心道朕知道个屁的高炉是怎么回事儿——大概就是炉子的烟囱特别高一些罢。斟酌一番后,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“朕以为炼铁或者炼钢,最为关键的地方其实只有两个。一个是温度,再一个便是杂质。”嗯,你说的真有道理,我也知道好吗。徐光启心中一边吐糟,一边躬身道:“陛下所言甚是。只是臣愚钝,虽然也知道这两个问题,却没有甚么好的办法来解决,请陛下恕罪。”崇祯皇帝心想,朕他娘的也不知道,但是朕看过穿越者培训教材,里面总是提到过一些嘛。想了想,崇祯皇帝便道:“先说温度的问题罢。徐爱卿应该知道用柴火的温度不如木碳的温度,而木碳的温度又不如石碳。朕曾在一本书中看过,有一种硬碳较之普通的石碳较硬,但是需要先行炼一番才堪使用,其火毒烈无比。”徐光启却是很好奇崇祯皇帝到底从哪儿看来的这些书了,当时便躬身问道:“启奏陛下,微臣有个不情之请,求陛下一定要应允。”崇祯皇帝却是没有直接答应,反而问道:“不知道爱卿所求何事?”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,微臣很好奇陛下刚才所说的这种硬碳,却未曾见哪本书中提到过,因此想求陛下将那本提到过的书借给微臣一观。”崇祯皇帝被徐光启几句话给弄的无语。这让朕上哪儿找这么本书去。难道朕跟你说朕穿越之前的小时候生活在煤矿的附近,知道有礁碳这么个玩意,火力猛如狗,连钢都能给轻易的烧红烧化?斟酌了一番后,崇祯皇帝才对徐光启道:“徐爱卿倒是把朕也问住了。朕之前在潜邸之时,颇好看一些杂书。只是朕读书,向来也不求甚解,因此连书名都不曾记住。等到朕登基之后,那些书也不知道放在哪儿了,因此倒也不太好找。”见胡子都已经全白了,可以说是为了大明的科学研究奉献了一生的徐光启一副失望无比的样子,崇祯皇帝不忍心地道:“这样儿罢,朕倒是记住了那种硬碳长什么样子,朕这便吩咐厂卫人人去寻找一番,找到了一定给徐爱卿弄来可好?”左右是没有其他的办法了,书借不到,也只能指望崇祯皇帝一定要把这种硬碳找到了。徐光启只得躬身道:“微臣先行谢过陛下了。”见崇祯皇帝点头,徐光启又接着道:“刚才陛下说温度的问题,提到了这种硬碳,只是不知道陛下对于铁水之中的杂质有何看法?”崇祯皇帝闻言却是来了精神,这个去除杂质的方法,朕还是知道一些滴。如此装逼的机会怎可放过?崇祯皇帝当即矜持地道:“朕以为万物相生相克,既然铁水之中有杂质,其物必然来自于铁矿石之中。既然如此,不如想办法将之吸附出去便是。”徐光启见崇祯皇帝一副胸有成竹的样子,当即便捧臭脚道:“请陛下赐教。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声后便说道:“朕于古籍之中见过上古之时的炼铁方法。凡百炼钢与大马士革钢,炼制之时必然要投入石灰石。朕虽然不解其意,然则百炼钢与大马士革钢的质量却是明摆着的,因此,朕以为可以试试投入石灰石一试。”等到徐光启躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝为了保险,干脆又加了一句:“不管石灰石扔进去有用无用,哪怕便是立即炼出来比百炼钢还要好的钢铁,徐爱卿不妨多扔些其他的东西进去一试。”崇祯皇帝想的很简单,多扔些东西,谁知道会得到啥玩意?后世有多少材料就是这么乱七八糟的东西在无意之中掺到一起而得到的?万一老徐因此而弄出来甚么特种合金钢,那可就牛逼的很了。想到合金钢,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“徐爱卿不妨将两种或者数种不同的材料一起炼制,不管是一起扔进去还是分个先后顺序,总之尽管试。朕不怕浪费,只要能得到一些有用的东西出来,浪费再多的材料也值得。”徐光启躬身道:“微臣多谢陛下厚爱。陛下请放宽心,微臣一定多加试制,看看最后能得到些甚么。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声道:“不错,很多东西都是无意之中所得,唯不断试难而已。朕还要向徐爱卿提出一个要求。”徐光启好奇地道:“请陛下吩咐。”崇祯皇帝道:“朕的要求其实很简单,便是这皇家学院中所做的任何一次试验,不管是干什么的,都要有着详细的记录。”徐光启笑道:“启奏陛下,现今皇家学院中的任何一次实验,其实都是有着记录的。”崇祯皇帝却是轻轻地摇了摇头,才接着道:“朕要的不是大概的记录,而是详细的。比方说,每次实验所用的材料要精确到钱,每次实验所用的时间,同样要更精确一些。”想到时间要精确,崇祯皇帝又来了精神。这可是个装逼的好机会,不能放过。崇祯皇帝笑道:“徐爱卿肯定是知道的,我大明现如今所用的时辰计量方式,不过是些时辰,刻钟,盏茶,刹那之类的。朕以为颇有不变,尤其是在进行这种炼铁炼钢的一类实验上面,更是不妥当。”徐光启好奇地道:“请陛下赐教。”崇祯皇帝道:“朕以为可以细分一些。比如将一个时辰一分为二,划为小时。小时划为分,称之为分,分划为息,称之为秒。”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,若是一个时辰一分为二,划为两时,则一时又划为多少分?时拆分为秒,则一分为多少秒?一秒又如何界定?”崇祯皇帝真想告诉徐光启,一个小时六十分,一分钟六十秒,这样儿多简单。可是这种理论总得找个理由才是。想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝才淡淡地道:“朕以为六十甲子乃是我大汉族人最早、最大的发明创造。其纪年为六十年一个周期,纪月为五年一个周期,纪日为六十天一个周期,纪时为五天一个周期。既然如此,不仿将一个小时亦以六十为一周期,划为六十分,一分又可分为六十秒。刚才朕大概地算了一下,人的一息时间,正好是一秒左右。”徐光启想了想,便躬身道:“陛下英明,臣稍后便会将时、分、秒详细地计算一下,最后再上书陛下。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,开口道:“这个不急,只要是这个时间的划分弄的精确了,再配合精确一些的度量衡,这些实验的数据便是精准的,不断地验证之下,总能得出一些有用的东西。”一番话说完之后,崇祯皇帝便又将目光投向了蒸汽机,对着徐光启道:“朕还有一个想法,不知道徐爱卿能不能帮朕实现?”徐光启躬身道:“请陛下吩咐。”看着徐光启的满头白发和银白色的胡子,崇祯皇帝心下闪过一丝不忍,却强忍着道:“徐爱卿,朕想马车乃是由马儿向前行走,带动的车轴转动,车轴又带动了车轮。若是将这蒸汽机想办法安放在马车上,只要有办法控制方向,是不是便不再需要马儿来拉车了?若是可行,那再往远了想一想,这蒸汽机只要再放大数倍,是不是便可以拉动更多的东西了?”说着说着,崇祯皇帝也来了兴致,干脆蹲在地上比划着:“若是铺设好轨道,将车子固定在上面,一辆连接一辆,是不是更大的蒸汽机可以一次拉动更多的东西?”同样一起蹲下来看着崇祯皇帝比划的徐光启看着崇祯皇帝划出来的两条长线,中间还有一道道的短线,便好奇地问道:“陛下所说的轨道,臣倒是理解了,只是这些横线又是干什么用的?”崇祯皇帝道:“爱卿想一想,若是一辆车子上面装载了太多的东西,是不是会更为沉重一些?若是单独两条轨道,岂不要被压的沉入地下?若是有了底下的这些横铺的石枕来分担压力,却不是要稳的多?”徐光启却是恍然道:“陛下所言不错,若是仅以两条细轨来载运车子上面的货物,其受力面积极小,必然下沉,若是有了这些小横线石枕为基,却是相当于人为地将受力面积分摊到了每一条石枕上面,必然要稳的多了。”嗯,你说的很有道理,朕也不知道是对是错是真是假。崇祯皇帝这种理工科的小白哪儿知道后世的火车轨道下面铺设枕石是干什么用的,只知道有这么个东西,自己也就顺手画了下来,刚才的一番话也不过是想当然地忽悠徐光启的。只是不曾想徐光启却是根据自己这种乱七八糟的说法总结出来这么多东西,这些玩科学的家伙们果然可怕。崇祯皇帝干脆从地上站了起来,对徐光启道:“徐爱卿可以将这些东西总结一下,再教授下去。”待徐光启躬身应是后,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“徐爱卿一定要早些将这蒸汽机还有为种蒸汽机车给弄出来,到时候朕有大用。”第266章回去就揍媳妇赵大憨笑一声道:“公子,咱这水可是从地下的井里打出来的,家家户户都是这般的甜。”崇祯皇帝笑了笑道:“不管怎么说,总之是要多谢赵大哥的招待了。”赵大道:“公子请稍坐,俺去外面看看饭食怎么样儿了。”崇祯皇帝道:“赵大哥请便。”等到赵大出去之后,却是直到开饭时才回来。崇祯皇帝也不以为意。自己这些人在屋子里坐着,对于赵大这种老实村民来说确实是有些压力,与其在屋子中不知道说些什么,倒不如在外面等着饭好了再回来张罗。一张平常百姓家里常见的桌子,几个破破烂烂但还算得上结实的凳子,桌子上再摆上几个装着菜肴的粗瓷盘子,外加几副碗快,这就算齐了。只是让崇祯皇帝意外的,则是桌子上一个很大的,通常被称之为海碗的大碗之中,装着一只被剁成块的鸡肉。也不知道是哪只老母鸡还是大公鸡这么倒霉,因为自己几人的到来而命丧餐桌。赵大的老母亲此时也走出了屋子,去厨房与儿媳一同用饭,那赵大那个此时刚刚在外面疯玩回来的五六岁的儿子却上了桌。尽管崇祯皇帝一再挽留,却仍然挡不住,便是连赵大也是一副习以为常的样子。其实这倒怪不得赵大不孝,而是此时的风俗便是这样儿,有客人来时,女子一般是不上桌的,一般就在厨房里凑合着吃了,至于男孩,别管多少,桌子上都会有他的一席之地。到了后世,这种风俗渐渐的少了。但是在山东等地某些地方,却还保留着这一风俗。如果有客人来,只有家中的长辈女性才会上桌,辈分低一些的,还是在另一个屋子中吃饭,不与客人同桌而食,而男孩儿则不同,哪怕只有两三岁,也会有人抱着在餐桌之上吃饭。崇祯皇帝只得等赵母出了屋子后,才落坐而食。农家的饭食确实说不上好吃。一些玉米面做成的窝窝头,加上一些玉米面熬出来的粥,便是这一顿饭的主食了。只是崇祯皇帝这种历史小白根本就没有记住玉米到底是什么时候进入大明的,见到有窝窝头,还是惊奇了一番,而且又怀念起了前世之时吃过的窝头的味道。赵大见崇祯皇帝不去夹海碗之中的鸡肉,反而不断地向着一些腌渍好的野菜和窝窝头下手,虽然暗道这公子也是个享福享出毛病来的主儿,却仍然劝道:“公子多吃些这鸡肉,都是在外面刨食吃虫子的,味道还算过得去。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,左右这只倒霉鸡已经被端上了餐桌,自己也没有必要再矫情了,吃便是了。至于赵大家因为自己而少了只鸡,稍后补偿他一番便是了。想明白了之后,崇祯皇帝也不再客气,当下便伸筷子夹起了一块鸡肉吃了起来。一口鸡肉进到嘴里,崇祯皇帝的眼泪都差点儿掉下来。这种原生态的农家味儿,别说是穿越前已经极少能吃到了,便是穿越后,那些好好的鸡肉也被宫的御厨给弄的美伦美奂,好看也好吃,却唯独没有了这股子农家味儿。赵大家中没有酒,刚才赵大抽空子出去打回来的酒也说不上多好喝,只是一顿饭却吃的崇祯皇帝满意无比。等到一顿饭吃完,温体仁几人有没有吃饭,崇祯皇帝不知道,但是崇祯皇帝自己却吃的饱饱的,而且满意无比。一边喝着显得粗糙无比的茶叶,崇祯皇帝一边问道:“赵大哥,这窝头当真不错,只是小弟怎么从来就没见过?”赵大笑道:“公子是高贵人,平日里又怎么吃过玉蜀黍这种粗粮,不怎么顶饿不说,吃着也不怎么样儿。公子如今觉得好吃,不过是乍吃之下,有个新奇感而已。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,又接着道:“今年的年景可不怎么好,可是赵大哥家中还能吃饱,可见赵大哥是个勤奋人。”赵大又是憨笑一声,回道:“公子过奖了,农家人不勤奋些,又怎么能吃饱肚子。也多亏了陛下登基后经常免赋免徭役甚么的,这日子倒是比过去强了许多。”崇祯皇帝正想开口说话,却听得院子外传来一阵大喊声:“赵大!赵大!”赵大先向崇祯皇帝告了罪,这才走出了屋子,来到了院子里。崇祯皇帝隐隐约约地在屋子中听到:“赵大,找找你家的户籍册子。”接着又是一番交谈,声音却是低了下去。等过了半晌,赵大才又回到屋子中。崇祯皇帝问道:“赵大哥莫不是有事儿?”赵大笑道:“好教公子得知,如今陛下喜得了长公主,却是让天下的老百姓都跟着沾沾喜气哩。”崇祯皇帝做出一副好奇的样子,问道:“赵大哥详细说说呗?小弟可是好奇的紧。”赵大道:“回公子的话,如今官府派了人来通知的村里,村正这不是正挨家挨户的通知么,凡是家中有六十岁以上长者的,便可以去官府领肉十斤,面十斤,油十斤。便是崇祯元年之中有女儿出生者,也都赏布一匹。”说完之后,却是一副可惜万分的表情:“只是俺家中老娘的年岁尚且不足六十,这些好东西却是没俺的份儿了。”崇祯皇帝被这老实汉子那副满脸可惜的样子给逗笑了,笑着道:“那赵大哥可得努力了,万一明年的时候,陛下再喜得个皇子公主啥的再普天同庆,那赵大哥可就有的好处可拿了。”赵大却是郁闷地道:“公子说笑了,这也就是长公主出生才有这好事儿,等以后陛下的子嗣多了起来,又怎么还会有这般好事儿?”崇祯笑道:“那可说不准。”抬头望望天色,崇祯皇帝正打算告辞,却又听得院子外面传来咣咣咣的铜锣响声,接着又是铛铛铛的钟响声。崇祯皇帝颇感好奇,当下也不管赵大如何推辞,只是留下了几两碎银子便告辞而去,向着钟响的地方而去。倒不是说崇祯皇帝小气,而是这种老实的农家汉子,一次给他们太多的钱反而不是什么好事儿。便是后世都听的多了,甚么有人中了奖或者突然发了财之后,就会有无数的亲戚冒出来借钱甚么的,搞的人是烦不胜烦,许多原本关系不错的,甚至因此反目成仇。因此上,倒不如给那么一点儿就算了,左右都比这顿饭的钱要高出个几倍,却又不至于让这汉子一夜暴富。等崇祯皇帝赶到了村子里夏季晒麦子和玉米的场上之时,村子里老老少少二百多号男人都已经赶到了场上。就好像每个村子的村头总是有那么一棵或者两棵仿佛迎客松一般的大柳树一样,每个村子的场上也总有那么一座碾子,用来碾面子或者玉米用。此时的碾台上除了碌碡之外,本村的村正也站在了上面。崇祯皇帝也不管除了自己带来的温体仁等人和赵大之外的其他村民仿佛看瘟神一样看待自己,都离着自己挺老远,反而饶有兴致的想要听听这村正说些什么。等看着人都到的差不多了,那村正也咳了咳,清了清嗓子后开口道:“那个,老少爷们儿们,有好事儿跟你们说一下。本来想着挨家挨户的通知,可是这人也太他娘的多了,索性给你们喊一块儿来一起说了罢。”周围围了一整圈的村民们没有人开口话说。很多时候这所谓的好事儿根本就是个屁,搞不好对于里正这等人家来说还能算得上是好事儿,但是对于其他的穷苦人家可就算不上了。譬如徭役。只是这一回,村民们想的可就差了,因为这里正说的还真是好事儿“当朝天子喜得长公主,因此下了旨意,凡是家中有老人年岁六十以上的,或者是今年刚刚生了女儿的,都有赏赐,大家伙儿带着户籍册子到县衙去领就行了。”村正的话一出口,下面可就炸开了锅了。打从开天辟地到如今,还真就没听说过有这样儿的好事儿。往常便是有庙会什么的,那些戏文里唱的,也多是些什么皇帝老儿家里生了太子爷,大赦天下什么的,何曾听说过生了公主还给老百姓发东西呢?一个看着足有六七十的老汉当即便问道:“我说张老五,你可不是在糊弄俺?”村正笑道:“太叔公,您这辈分可是在这里摆着的,俺怎么敢糊弄您老人家?再说了,俺说的这些要是假的,可就是那戏文里说的什么假传圣旨了,是要杀头的。”被称为太叔公的老汉嘿了一声道:“真的?俺张老实活了一辈子,可还真是头一回听说有这等好事儿。不过,谅你小子也不敢拿这事儿骗俺。”村正无奈地笑了笑,却没有再接话——自己小时候可是没少挨这太叔公的揍,哪怕如今这太叔公年岁已高,可是打小儿留下的阴影却是实打实的。只是突然间却又有人问道:“那要是生了儿子的呢?俺家里前两天可是刚生了个大胖小子,这女儿没生出来啊。”村正笑骂道:“你聋了还是咋的?没听到说是生了女儿的?要怪就怪你张小六的媳妇不争气,谁让她生儿子的!”张小六嘿嘿笑道:“回头俺就揍她去,谁让她不给俺生个女儿的。”说音刚落,张小六的脑袋上就挨了太叔公一巴掌:“糊涂!生女儿有甚么用,要是没个儿子,那是绝户!好好疼你媳妇才是真的,要不小心俺揍你!”挨了太叔公的揍,张小六却不敢说什么,只是赔笑道:“俺这不是玩笑话么,又不是真的,您老人家别生气,别生气。”眼见后边都是这些家长里短的事儿,再往后甚至越聊越跑偏,甚至有向着黄段子集合的趋势发展,崇祯皇帝也失了看下去的兴致。向着赵大拱手告辞之后,崇祯皇帝便又带着温体仁等人离开了张家庄。见崇祯皇帝的心情颇好,温体仁便也难得的凑趣道:“这些庄稼汉倒也也颇有意思,这等平静的日子也当真不错。”崇祯皇帝笑道:“若是全天下的村子都如刚才这张家庄一般,那才是真正的好日子。只要桌子上再多些鱼肉,多些菜,这些百姓的心里大概就知足了许多罢。”只是崇祯皇帝高兴的日子却实不多——或者说现实这个小娘们儿从来就不想让崇祯皇帝开心。走了没多远,正好走到了离着张家庄仅有里地之遥的小王庄。小王庄的村口也是吵杂的很,只是说的事情却不是刚才张家庄说的那些,反而是有人抬着一块门板,上面蒙着一张破席子,席子下面露出了点儿带着碎花的衣角。崇祯皇帝当即便带着温体仁等人让路到一旁,让小王庄的人先行通过——此时的崇祯皇帝还以为是村中死了人要安葬。只是等着到这些人从自己身边过去之后,崇祯皇帝却是从这些人的话中听出了一股子别样的意味。再一看这些人去的方向正是顺天府衙门所在的方向,崇祯皇帝便眉头一皱,吩咐道:“走,咱们也跟着看看去。”只是还没有走多远,后面就又跟来了一群人,手中拿着向木棒什么的,在一个管家模样人带领下向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向跑来。这下子远远地缀着却又一直在用千里镜观察着这边动向的完颜成可就急了。这他娘的,你们愿意怎么打生打死那是你们的事儿,要是胆敢碰破陛下的一块儿油皮,老子就活扒了你们的皮!一挥手,一直在等候命令的百余骑锡伯族骑兵们便骑上了战马,向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向疾驰而去。其实也不怪完颜成紧张。崇祯皇帝现在身边的锦衣卫加上东厂的番子们一共也就二十来个,而身后冲过来的这些拿着家伙的人却足有七八十个,便是比这前面抬着门板的人再加上崇祯皇帝身边的人还要多一些。第267章给老子砸只是由于崇祯皇帝的命令,锡伯族的骑兵们离着还有一段儿的距离,一时间还没能来得及赶到。跟在崇祯皇帝身边的方正化和朱刚却是毫不犹豫地喝道:“结阵!”随着方正化一声令下,当时便有八个内厂的太监将崇祯皇帝围在正中心的位置,外面是温体仁和魏忠贤等人,再外面一圈则是打扮成小厮的锦衣卫校尉。冲过来的人群之中的管家明显是个有眼力见儿的,眼见崇祯皇帝一身贵公子打扮,再看看这边将崇祯皇帝保护起来的人个个都是精干无比,心知是碰到自己若不起的角色了。止住了其他人,管家当即便躬身拱手道:“小人该死,一时冲撞了公子,望公子爷恕罪。”见这管家这般的知情识趣,话又说的客气,崇祯皇帝便伸手一推两个挡在身前的太监,想要越阵而出。只是一推之下,两个小太监看着并不强壮的身躯却是纹丝不动,崇祯皇帝喝道:“起开!”两个小太监却是头也不回,只是其中一个应道:“公子爷,外面毕竟有些危险,不如等其他人带了再说?”崇祯皇帝却道:“无妨,本公子信得过你们。”两个小太监无奈,只得侧开身子,躬身让崇祯皇帝通过。此时前面的一群人也被后面发生的变故所吸引,一声招呼,这群人也围了过来,正好处在崇祯皇帝一伙人的旁边。完颜成心中更急。万一这要是有预谋的事件,那乐子可就大了,紧张之下却是猛踢马腹,直恨不得战马的速度再快一些。此时锡伯族骑兵离着崇祯皇帝的距离又近了一些,便是肉眼都能看到马上躬身向前的骑士了。崇祯皇帝从内厂和锦衣卫的包围圈中出来,却是问道:“这是怎么回事儿?本公子看你们双方好似有些矛盾?”那管家心中更慌。不知道这该死的贵公子是从哪儿冒出来的,万一这是个爱管闲事儿的,只怕今日之事不易善了。那管家斟酌一番后才躬身道:“回公子爷的话儿,实在是前面的这些刁民与小人老爷家中的二公子有些仇怨,这人这才带人前来教训他们一番。”崇祯皇帝一听到刁民这个词,心中先自不喜。区区一个管家,口口声声的刁民喊着,莫不是当自己是官老爷了?只是崇祯皇帝还没有开口,旁边那伙人中领头的一个汉子却骂道:“你放屁!你们王家老二糟蹋了我妹子,逼得她投环自尽,还想拦着我等去报官?”崇祯皇帝眼睛一眯,冷声道:“他说的可是真的?”那管家心中更是叫苦不迭。自己最担心的事儿果然发生了。光是眼前这位贵公子的做派,明显就是个好管闲事儿的!管家想了半天才小心翼翼地问道:“不知道公子爷是?”崇祯皇帝不答,打扮做管家模样的温体仁却是冷哼道:“我家少爷乃是英国公家的表亲,怎么着,你家老爷莫非连英国公府也不放在眼中?”温体仁此时想要亲自砍人的冲动都有了。好好的崇祯皇帝不在皇宫呆着非得要微服私访也就算了,你说在赵大家里好吃好喝的,完事了回宫得了呗,结果是这宫没回,却又遇上这么一出。尤其是不久前自己还说过教化盛世什么的,如今可不就是一巴掌接一巴掌的打在自己这张老脸上?那管家一听是英国公府的表亲公子爷,心中就倍感麻烦。自己家老爷也不过是与成国公府有亲,还是那种基本上就没有人重视的亲——自己家老爷的大女儿被成国公家的小公子纳回去当了小妾。成国公府不会真个把自己家老爷当回事儿,自己家老爷心中也是明白,因此只是仗了有这一层亲的关系,在乡下做威做福一番也就罢了。那管家还没有回话,先头那群抬着破门板的人群中领头的汉子却是噗通一声跪倒在地,叩头道:“求公子爷替小人做主!”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声后道:“你先起来,把事情跟本公子说一遍。”那汉子不起,只是跪在地上道:“启禀公子爷,小人的妹子嫁到了王家庄,我那妹婿在去年应了征,进了新军之中从军。前两天我那苦命的妹子被这王家的二公子看上,抢回府给糟蹋了,回来就悬梁自尽了。如今小人打算抬着妹妹的尸体去顺天府状告王家二公子,这管家带着这许多人来,想必是要阻拦小的去告状。”等到这汉子说完,崇祯皇帝望向那管家的眼色可就不善的很了,便是说话的声音,也愈发的冷了一些:“他说的可都是真的?”管家听到崇祯皇帝话中的冷意,心中先是打了一个突,却又想到何必怕他?左右眼前的这位公子也不过是英国公府的表亲罢了,估计是借了人马出来装个逼什么的,至于本身,也未必能比自己家强到哪儿去。心中打字了主意,这管家便一反刚才那副卑躬屈膝的模样,反而直起腰身道:“好教公子知道,我们老爷,与成国公府也是姻亲关系。公子爷既然是英国公府的亲戚,那便是同为勋贵一脉,又何必与那些刁民搞在一起,没的自降了身份?”崇祯皇帝被这管家的话给逗笑了。他娘的,又拉关系又是规劝的,这孙子玩的挺溜啊。先表明自己家跟成国公府也是有关系的,让自己有所顾忌,接着再劝自己要自重身份,几句话一环套一环,说的当真是句句在理。可是你他娘的当这是后世的那些活力团体讲数呢?就算是社团讲数,老子也是当今世界上最大的社团扛把子,你个小扑街跟老子讲数,你他娘的算什么东西?也配?崇祯皇帝冷笑一声道:“老子问你这个了?就问你他说的是不是真的?你家人当大明律是何物?”见崇祯皇帝出言不逊,那管家也是有些羞恼地道:“是又如何?不是又如何?大明律?须管不到我等勋贵的头上!”崇祯皇帝这回是真的笑了,被气笑的:“行,孙子诶,你丫的牛逼!”此时别说是温体仁了,便是连一向都以大老粗自居的朱刚都看不下去了——皇帝当街爆粗口,历史上这么干的皇帝就只有刘邦一个,哪怕是朱元璋都没这么干过!此时锡伯族的百余骑也已经赶过,将一众人都围在了包围圈中。如果此时锡伯族的百余骑突然起了反心,对着包围圈中的人进行无差别的箭雨覆盖,只怕大明的天立即就要变了。可惜锡伯族的三千骑兵被崇祯皇帝和婉妃完颜玉卓合演的一出戏给收买了人心,此时别说是起反心了,哪怕是崇祯皇帝让他们发起决死性的冲锋,他们都会毫不犹豫的执行命令。三观不正而且五行缺德的崇祯皇帝眼见锡伯族的骑兵都到了,干脆吩咐道:“下马!给老子打,老子今天就让他们知道什么叫王法!”本来心中就憋了一股子邪火没地方发泄的完颜成闻言大喜,当先使带头从马上向来,赤手空拳就向着那七八十人的队伍冲了过去。一百余旗的锡伯族骑兵原本在关外苦寒之地,每适冬季便是在苍莽雪山之中搏熊屠虎,一身在生死之中练就的功夫又怎么是这些家丁打手能比的?就算是这些家丁打手之中拿着些棍棒,毕竟不是林冲附体孙悟空再世,业余的对上专业的,不一会儿的功夫就被这些锡伯族的骑兵将棍棒夺了过去,反过来一棍子一棍子地打在这些家丁打手的身上。只是片刻的时间过去,这些家丁打手便已经被打的作鸟兽散,一窝蜂地跑了。那管家见状倒是也想跑,只是被完颜成有意无意地给围在中间狠揍,便是连跑都没法跑。崇祯皇帝见其他的打手都跑光了,才慢慢悠悠地晃到了管家的身前,笑着道:“现在,你来跟老子说说,这大明律管得到管不到你身上?”那管家此时已经被揍得鼻青脸肿的,整个人看上去都显得滑稽无比,也顾不得再硬气一回,直接一把鼻涕一把泪地哭诉道:“小人有眼不识泰山,求公子爷饶过小人这一回罢!”崇祯皇帝却笑道:“这就怂了?别怂,现在带着老子去找你家老爷,老子要跟他好生交流一番。”说完,又对着完颜成吩咐道:“发讯号,召集人手。”完颜成闻言,便从怀中掏出一枚用于发讯号的火箭点燃。只等了半刻钟左右的时间,地面上开始不断传来轻微的震动,哒哒的马蹄声也传了过来。等到三千锡伯族的骑兵都到齐了之后,崇祯皇帝便对最早过来抬着破门板而此时已经被惊得像木头人一般的一群人道:“你等且去顺天府告状,本公子回头就来。你等放心,这事儿一定会还你等一个公道,了不起我去找英国公府的小公爷帮忙便是。”等到一群人千恩万谢地离去之后,崇祯皇帝却是随意指了五个百人队,翻身上马后吩咐道:“走,跟本少爷去那个王家,咱们去跟他家老爷讲道理”说完,也不管愁眉苦脸上马的温体仁和魏忠贤等人便拨马而去。完颜成部明了方向,却是将那管家捆在了马背上,纵马到了队伍前头领路。不过时,崇祯皇帝一行人便到了王家大院的门前。此时的王家大院是大门紧闭,院子中却不断地传来一些嘈杂声,人吼马嘶狗叫声一齐传来,颇有些军中调兵谴将的意思。崇祯皇帝却是冷笑着一挥手,喝道:“给老子砸!”完颜成闻言,当即便将那管家扔在地上,纵马向着王家大院的正门冲了过去。等到了门前,完颜成猛地一勒马僵,胯下的战马人立而起,碗口大的马蹄便重重地落在了门上。随着噗通一声响,伴随着升腾而起的尘烟,整个王家大院之中的人却是都惊呆了。看着洞开的大门,崇祯皇帝又轻轻地吐出了一个字:“打!”等过了盏茶时间,整个王家大院中凡是雄性的生物,都已经被打倒在地,呻吟不止。崇祯皇帝干脆轻踢马腹,向着王家大院而去。院子中倒在地上的人群之中,一身锦袍的王老爷却是分外的醒目。见到崇祯皇帝进来,王老爷呻吟着道:“擅闯民宅,你不怕我去顺天府告你?如此藐视王法,你就算是英国公家的亲戚也说不过去!”崇祯皇帝却是嘿嘿笑道:“随便你去告,老子看看谁敢管!”说完,崇祯皇帝却是脸色一冷,又接着道:“老子好心好意的带人来跟你讲道理,你还想去告老子?这还有没有王法了?”噗的一声,却是王老爷再也受不了崇祯皇帝如此不要脸的话,被气的一口鲜血喷出,手指着崇祯皇帝说不出话来。崇祯皇帝冷色更冷,吩咐道:“掰断他的手,哪个手指着本少爷就掰断哪个!”朱刚闻言,只是冷笑一声,便向着王老爷走去。王老爷一看这是要来真的,慌忙把刚才指着崇祯皇帝的左手向着怀中缩去。朱刚走到了王老爷的面前,伸手便向王老爷怀中捞了过去。王老爷又怎么能比得上朱刚这种锦衣卫的好手?没能挣扎两下,左臂便落入了朱刚的手中。朱刚伸脚抵住王老爷的身子,左手将他胳膊拽直,右手便以极快的速度向着肘关节砍去。只听得喀拉一声,王老爷的左臂便扭曲成了一个极为诡异的角度,整个人也是惨叫起来。崇祯皇帝仿佛没有听到王老爷的惨叫一般,接着又吩咐道:“去,把这院子给本少爷砸了。”王老爷此时也顾不得惨叫了,毕竟这院子几乎可以说是一生的心血所在了,就这么被人砸了还了得?喘息了一番,王老爷才断断续续地道:“不知道公子爷要如何才肯罢休?”崇祯皇帝冷笑道:“等砸完了,你原样修复好,本公子再来砸一回,这事儿就算了了,否则,成国公也保不住你!”打完了人,砸完了王家大院,心情通透了一些的崇祯皇帝却又吩咐道:“走,咱们也去顺天府瞧瞧去。”第268章原本真的有脑残严格说起来,崇祯皇帝这不是第一次当爹了。穿越前就有过娃,所以是当过滴。可是穿越之后,这辈子还是第一次,再加上周皇后又是第一次生孩子,年龄又小了些,又怎么可能不紧张——甚至都紧张到不知道该先迈哪一条腿比较好了。匆匆忙忙地走到了门口,崇祯却是突然吩咐原本打算告退的温体仁等人道:“温爱卿与郭爱卿随朕一起,其他人先散了吧。”温爱卿与郭允厚一起躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝又接着吩咐道:“命锦衣卫去传诏太医院院正,擅长阴科与哑科的御医一起入宫候命。”前来报信的小太监倒是颇为机灵,听到崇祯皇帝的吩咐,连忙应道:“启奏陛下,太医院院正已经在坤宁宫外候旨了,阴科御医也在。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,便不再说话,只是快步往坤宁宫而去。等到了坤宁宫外,整个坤宁宫外的太监宫女们来回的窜来窜去忙成一团,崇祯皇帝看着都头疼。只是跟后世医院一样,这时候还是不要去打扰的好,崇祯皇帝也只能按下心头的烦燥,耐着性子等待起来。只是听着坤宁宫中周皇后的叫声一阵阵的传来,崇祯皇帝原本就担心,现在更是忍不住,提脚便要向着坤宁宫内走去。正从坤宁宫中出来的客印月一见崇祯皇帝向着坤宁宫而去,这架势明显是要闯入宫中,赶忙紧走两步挡在崇祯身前跪地道:“陛下留步。”崇祯皇帝脸色当即就拉了下来,眯着眼睛道:“你敢拦朕?”听出崇祯皇帝语气中的不善,客印月赶忙拜道:“奴婢不敢,还请陛下息怒,实在是皇后产子,陛下不宜进入。”崇祯皇帝此时倒也是想起来了,古代人都认为生孩子是不洁之事,通常都避讳男人进去,如此一来,倒也怪不得客印月。崇祯皇帝压下心头的怒气问道:“皇后如何了?”客印月见崇祯皇帝不再往里硬闯,便再一次拜道:“幸赖列祖列宗保佑,陛下洪福,看胎像一切顺利,陛下可放宽心。”崇祯嗯了一声,吩咐客印月自己去忙后,便又回到外面坐下,安心的等了起来。只是看着一旁等候的太医院院正还有好几个根本就不曾见过的御医,温体仁和郭允厚也已经赶了过来,崇祯皇帝便又想起来刚才来之前想到的事儿。斟酌了一番后,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“朕闻民间女子婚嫁,多是在十三四岁之时?”郭允厚本身身为户部尚书,这些类似于基本常识的事儿又怎么可能不知道?当下便躬身道:“启奏陛下,女子十三而天葵至,便可嫁娶生育。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,暗骂一声禽兽。十三四岁的年龄,放在后世还是一个个刚刚读初中的小萝莉,这些混账也能下得去手。虽然说后世的那些总想带着小女孩看金鱼的怪叔叔们都在都说什么萝莉有三好,轻音体柔易推倒,但是崇祯皇帝下不去这个手啊——好歹也得十六了不是?崇祯皇帝很想直接说什么以后女子不满十六者不许婚嫁,但是这他娘的属于政治不正确,说出来的后果崇祯皇帝用脚趾头都能想得出来。又是沉吟了半晌,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“朕初为人父,心中着实担忧皇后的安危。至于民间么,朕常闻有产妇难产,许多人家都是保孩子而舍产妇,不知是真是假?”郭允厚又不是什么毛头小子,当然对于这些事儿知道一些,当下便躬身道:“陛下所言不错,民间重婴孩而轻产妇,若是男婴,则更甚之。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声道:“皆是为人父母者,产妇非人耶?如何又不是自己父母的心头肉?再者,世人孰非母亲生之?着实可恨!”崇祯皇帝的话说完,郭允厚却是苦笑着道:“陛下,若仅是如此,倒也好说,只是民间皆重男婴,溺死女婴者,不再少数。再则,民间对于女子多有管制,例如再嫁之事。”郭允厚这番话说的倒是公道,完全是站在了一个户部尚书的角度上来说的——女子再嫁或者女孩子多了,生的孩子也就多,自己收的税不就是更多?再说了,看崇祯皇帝担心皇后的这个样子,还有隐隐约约从宫中传出来崇祯皇帝对于几个后妃的宠爱,郭允厚哪里还猜不到崇祯皇帝的心思?崇祯皇帝心道老子也知道民间这操蛋的风气。可是知道归知道,可是崇祯皇帝自己也没有什么好办法。说白了,每次打完仗,总是要死上一大批的男人,经常出现的情况就是女多男少,为了保证人口,这才出现了男人三妻四妾的现象。要不然看看后世,承平已久的社会中,三妻四妾?想多了。男人死的少了,一个一个女人都不够分,还想多吃多占?当然,这种情况不能把某些有钱有权有势的人计算在内,要不然小三这个词是怎么出来的?但是不可否认的是,当男人比女人还要多了之后,强烈要求一夫一妻制的呼声便会一天高过一天,再过分一点,为了保证自己有个媳妇,连什么男人加入女权组织这种事儿都跟着冒了出来了。但是古代的社会玩一夫一妻?这肯定是不行的。在古代,人口可就是国家的战略资源,人口多了才能占更多的地盘,这才是三妻四妾的根本意义所在。比如在汉朝,跟自己家老公过不下去了而一脚把男人蹬了再嫁的例子有的是,最著名的是汉武大帝刘彻的老娘王娡。王娡先是嫁于金王孙,并生有一女金俗,之后,被母亲送入皇太子宫,为刘启生下三女一子,其子即为汉武帝刘彻。而等到刘彻登基之后,还因为太后王娡想念女儿,特地跑去找金俗认了亲,还赐给金俗公主才有的汤沐邑,封金俗为修成君。金俗有一儿一女,儿子号修成子仲,因为王太后的纵容,横行于京师。由此可见,在汉时根本就没有人管女子再嫁之事——都他娘的能再嫁入天家了,还有人管?怎么管?这种情况到了唐朝也一个样儿,还是没有人去管女子再嫁什么的。据《新唐书·公主传》的记载计算,唐代中前期的公主中改嫁者即有二十九人,其中有五人甚至三嫁。著名的襄城公主、太平公主,都曾改嫁。皇室如此,民间更是家常便饭,大儒生房玄龄、韩愈的夫人或女儿都曾改嫁。至于班昭《女诫》中所说的什么“男有再娶之意,女无再适之文”这种话,更是向来没有人当回事儿。《唐律疏议》在“夫丧守志而强嫁”条规定:“诸夫丧服除而欲守志,非女之祖父母、父母而强嫁之者,徒一年;期亲嫁者,减二等。各离之。”在疏议中解释到:“妇人夫丧服除,誓心守志,唯祖父母、父母得夺而嫁之。”这种法律就规定的很明确了,哪怕这女的不想改嫁,祖父母、父母还是能逼着女子改嫁的,所以对于什么“女无再适之意”这种话大家伙儿听听就好,女儿可是自己家的,换谁能舍得女儿就真个守寡一辈子?但是自从宋朝之后,操蛋的事情就出现了。老祖宗玩什么三妻四妾,说白了是为了有更多的马仔去跟着自己抢地盘,可是有些傻缺就把事情给搞砸了。变成了自己享受不说,还一天天的把女人的地位往下打压。尤其是宋朝的那些个文人士大夫们,为了掩饰自己外战外行,不断被外放打压的无能本质,连裹脚这种屁事都能想的出来玩玩,而且连之前不禁女子再嫁的法律都给改掉。著名的女词人李清照,本来与赵明诚为夫妇,恩爱美满,生活幸福。后来金兵入寇,她悠闲的生活也就一去不返——南渡以后不久,赵明诚就去世了。赵明诚去世之后,李清照又改嫁给周汝舟为妻,婚后发现丈夫人品低劣,有违法行为、不堪共同生活,于是清照又告官检举周汝舟。等到周汝舟被官府给处置了之后,李清照的麻烦也来了。宋朝法律规定,妻告夫者,即使所告为实,也要“徒二年”。清照为自己本身就算是有才名,朋友总还算是有一些能靠的住的,因此才免于身陷囹圄,并与周汝舟离婚。但是,李清照后半生的这段经历却往往被欣赏她才华的文人所隐去——不就是因为李清照改嫁了,所以不符合他们的价值观了?但是这些还不是最操蛋的。最操蛋的是溺死女婴这种事儿。很多刚刚出生女婴,往往连第一口奶都没有吃上,便被溺死——越是穷困的家庭中,这种情况就越多见,至于说什么虎毒不食子,自己都养活不起了,不赶紧生个男娃来传宗接代下地放牛干活,生个女娃干什么?也正是基于这种思想,民间溺死女婴者多不胜数。若是放在别的皇帝身上,可能也就这么着了,反正管是管不过来的,还操那么多心干什么?但是崇祯皇帝觉得不行。过上几年十几年的,等到小冰河时期过去了,再怼死建奴,没有足够的人口,谁他娘的给老子去打仗?谁给朕缴纳赋税——永不加赋,可不是说永不收赋!想了半天,崇祯皇帝觉得这事儿得想个办法解决。只是这种事儿,民间往往自己偷偷摸摸的就给办了,朝廷官府都不知道,等到知道了,事儿都完了,还追究个屁?沉吟了半晌后,崇祯才想到一个靠谱的办法。根据著名历史参考读物《我要做皇帝》中的记载,人家那个穿越者是怎么解决这个问题的?别以为溺死女婴这种事儿大汉朝就没有了,相反,由于当时的生产力更为低下一些,这种事儿也就更多。但是那个穿越成刘彻的家伙就提出了一个解决办法——谁家敢不举,溺死女婴的,统统五算。五算,也就是增加五倍的赋。大明朝多缴纳五倍的赋这事儿明显行不通。依着当时的情况来看,这种情况直接就能把人给逼死——生了孩子养不起,估计是得饿死全家,干脆溺死,就得交五倍的赋,但是本身明朝的赋可就不低了,到时候怎么办?为了自己能活下去,估计不知道会有多少人造反举旗造反了,因此这个法子行不通。但是崇祯皇帝还有个更好的办法。驴子不听话怎么办?当然是一手大棒一手胡萝卜。所以在想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“回头温爱卿与郭爱卿等商议一下,看看朕说的法子可不可行。”温体仁和郭允厚一起躬身道:“请陛下吩咐。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,说道:“此后民间女子怀孕,须到官府报备,不论生男生女,皆算其功,有赏,以其能抚养孩子至十六岁这宜,再者,各社学、县学,凡自七岁入学始,至十六以下者,分文不取,反给膳食。若是不报备或者溺死婴孩者,以其不举之罪论之,罚钱,罚钱的多少,要卿等商议好。”温体仁还没有说话,郭允厚却是蛋疼的道:“启奏陛下,此时天下承平已久,若是家家户户皆赏,即使每家赏一两银子,每年便需千万两之巨,国库中又何来这许多银钱?”崇祯皇帝却道:“朕自有办法,爱卿放心地与温爱卿商议便是。”崇祯皇帝的打算很简单,没钱?藩王不是有?江南的土豪们不是有?到时候先打上一波秋风再说。再说了,自己堂堂一个穿越者,便是什么玩意都不会造的废渣,不还是跟徐光启一起捣鼓出来了用硝石制冰的法子?到时候再多想想办法,多弄点儿其他的好东西,光是收税什么的就够自己开心的了。再说了,以后不还得打仗么,打仗不抢东西那还打个屁!所以银子这东西,崇祯皇帝总是不太担心。崇祯皇帝想了想,干脆又加了一条:“自明日起,凡有溺死女婴者,不得科举。”第260章大明长公主(4千字第一更)眼前的这台机器,用傻大黑粗来形容都是一种赞美。看起来整台机器充斥着崇祯皇帝在后世时看到过无数次的毛熊风格,粗犷,钢铁,笨重,这就是用来形容这台机器的关键词。炉子中的的熊熊火焰不断将上面锅炉中的水烧开变成蒸汽,蒸汽再带动着上面的一根轴承来回往复运动,由于没有套接上任何的机床或者说机械,光秃秃的轴承看起来颇有些邪恶的意味。然而不管这台机器有多么丑陋,这玩意都是崇祯皇帝的希望。只要有了这玩意,以后就能基于这东西玩出更多的花活。比如说用于火铳的枪膛钻孔。之前用人力手掏膛,一个手熟的工人,掏出一根枪管大概要十来天的时间。但是用这玩意呢?一个人能看着许多台锅炉,这个是没有问题的。然后许多台锅炉就能同时钻许多根枪膛。而且这玩意又不知道累,只要及时的更换钻头,基本上三个人轮班,就可以在三五天的时间内钻出来许多根枪管。尤其是火车的作用。别管现在造出来的火头跑的有多慢,不知疲惫不用草料就已经是最大的优势了。想象一下,无数的物资通过托马斯小火车日夜不休的运往辽东,运往任何一处大明想要征服的地方,由于节省了人马和粮食,而且还是不眼不休,这种优势就足以怼死任何大明看不惯或者说崇祯皇帝看不惯的人了。更何况蒸汽机这玩意改造改造还能用到船上。一艘艘不知疲倦的大船栽着兵员和物资去美洲大陆上解放炎黄苗裔,赶走欧美鬼畜,想想都激动。此时的崇祯皇帝越看这台傻大黑粗的机械越是激动,也顾不得自己根本就是一个工科理科双小白,外加历史小白政治小白的那种小白的小白,干脆问徐光启道:“徐爱卿,这台蒸汽机目前还有甚么比较棘手的问题?”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,目前这台机器最大的问题就是密封性的问题。由于不断地会出现漏气的情况,以至于要浪费许多的木柴和石碳,而且还总是停摆。还有那根用来带动其他机械的曲轴,由于漏气,总是动作不连续而且慢。其实解决了这个问题之后,这台机器便可以用到许多地方。只是材料上面却还是有一些问题。比如说用这机器来钻火铳的膛管,钻头的寿命却是不长,一两天便要更换。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,激动的心情却是慢慢的恢复了一些。自己这种渣渣根本就不懂工科理科的知识,炼钢炼铁什么的知识根本就不懂,记住的一些知识,也是那些穿越者培训教材中一麟半爪提到的。沉吟了半天后,崇祯皇帝才道:“密封的问题么,刚才朕已经说过了,徐爱卿尽管去试,反正不怕浪费。还有就是材料的问题,主要还是在钢铁之上。不过,朕以为可以试试用高炉来炼铁炼钢。”徐光启一听到高炉这个词,本能的便感觉到这个词的不简单,当时便问道:“不知道陛下所说的高炉指的是什么?”崇祯皇帝心道朕知道个屁的高炉是怎么回事儿——大概就是炉子的烟囱特别高一些罢。斟酌一番后,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“朕以为炼铁或者炼钢,最为关键的地方其实只有两个。一个是温度,再一个便是杂质。”嗯,你说的真有道理,我也知道好吗。徐光启心中一边吐糟,一边躬身道:“陛下所言甚是。只是臣愚钝,虽然也知道这两个问题,却没有甚么好的办法来解决,请陛下恕罪。”崇祯皇帝心想,朕他娘的也不知道,但是朕看过穿越者培训教材,里面总是提到过一些嘛。想了想,崇祯皇帝便道:“先说温度的问题罢。徐爱卿应该知道用柴火的温度不如木碳的温度,而木碳的温度又不如石碳。朕曾在一本书中看过,有一种硬碳较之普通的石碳较硬,但是需要先行炼一番才堪使用,其火毒烈无比。”徐光启却是很好奇崇祯皇帝到底从哪儿看来的这些书了,当时便躬身问道:“启奏陛下,微臣有个不情之请,求陛下一定要应允。”崇祯皇帝却是没有直接答应,反而问道:“不知道爱卿所求何事?”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,微臣很好奇陛下刚才所说的这种硬碳,却未曾见哪本书中提到过,因此想求陛下将那本提到过的书借给微臣一观。”崇祯皇帝被徐光启几句话给弄的无语。这让朕上哪儿找这么本书去。难道朕跟你说朕穿越之前的小时候生活在煤矿的附近,知道有礁碳这么个玩意,火力猛如狗,连钢都能给轻易的烧红烧化?斟酌了一番后,崇祯皇帝才对徐光启道:“徐爱卿倒是把朕也问住了。朕之前在潜邸之时,颇好看一些杂书。只是朕读书,向来也不求甚解,因此连书名都不曾记住。等到朕登基之后,那些书也不知道放在哪儿了,因此倒也不太好找。”见胡子都已经全白了,可以说是为了大明的科学研究奉献了一生的徐光启一副失望无比的样子,崇祯皇帝不忍心地道:“这样儿罢,朕倒是记住了那种硬碳长什么样子,朕这便吩咐厂卫人人去寻找一番,找到了一定给徐爱卿弄来可好?”左右是没有其他的办法了,书借不到,也只能指望崇祯皇帝一定要把这种硬碳找到了。徐光启只得躬身道:“微臣先行谢过陛下了。”见崇祯皇帝点头,徐光启又接着道:“刚才陛下说温度的问题,提到了这种硬碳,只是不知道陛下对于铁水之中的杂质有何看法?”崇祯皇帝闻言却是来了精神,这个去除杂质的方法,朕还是知道一些滴。如此装逼的机会怎可放过?崇祯皇帝当即矜持地道:“朕以为万物相生相克,既然铁水之中有杂质,其物必然来自于铁矿石之中。既然如此,不如想办法将之吸附出去便是。”徐光启见崇祯皇帝一副胸有成竹的样子,当即便捧臭脚道:“请陛下赐教。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声后便说道:“朕于古籍之中见过上古之时的炼铁方法。凡百炼钢与大马士革钢,炼制之时必然要投入石灰石。朕虽然不解其意,然则百炼钢与大马士革钢的质量却是明摆着的,因此,朕以为可以试试投入石灰石一试。”等到徐光启躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝为了保险,干脆又加了一句:“不管石灰石扔进去有用无用,哪怕便是立即炼出来比百炼钢还要好的钢铁,徐爱卿不妨多扔些其他的东西进去一试。”崇祯皇帝想的很简单,多扔些东西,谁知道会得到啥玩意?后世有多少材料就是这么乱七八糟的东西在无意之中掺到一起而得到的?万一老徐因此而弄出来甚么特种合金钢,那可就牛逼的很了。想到合金钢,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“徐爱卿不妨将两种或者数种不同的材料一起炼制,不管是一起扔进去还是分个先后顺序,总之尽管试。朕不怕浪费,只要能得到一些有用的东西出来,浪费再多的材料也值得。”徐光启躬身道:“微臣多谢陛下厚爱。陛下请放宽心,微臣一定多加试制,看看最后能得到些甚么。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声道:“不错,很多东西都是无意之中所得,唯不断试难而已。朕还要向徐爱卿提出一个要求。”徐光启好奇地道:“请陛下吩咐。”崇祯皇帝道:“朕的要求其实很简单,便是这皇家学院中所做的任何一次试验,不管是干什么的,都要有着详细的记录。”徐光启笑道:“启奏陛下,现今皇家学院中的任何一次实验,其实都是有着记录的。”崇祯皇帝却是轻轻地摇了摇头,才接着道:“朕要的不是大概的记录,而是详细的。比方说,每次实验所用的材料要精确到钱,每次实验所用的时间,同样要更精确一些。”想到时间要精确,崇祯皇帝又来了精神。这可是个装逼的好机会,不能放过。崇祯皇帝笑道:“徐爱卿肯定是知道的,我大明现如今所用的时辰计量方式,不过是些时辰,刻钟,盏茶,刹那之类的。朕以为颇有不变,尤其是在进行这种炼铁炼钢的一类实验上面,更是不妥当。”徐光启好奇地道:“请陛下赐教。”崇祯皇帝道:“朕以为可以细分一些。比如将一个时辰一分为二,划为小时。小时划为分,称之为分,分划为息,称之为秒。”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,若是一个时辰一分为二,划为两时,则一时又划为多少分?时拆分为秒,则一分为多少秒?一秒又如何界定?”崇祯皇帝真想告诉徐光启,一个小时六十分,一分钟六十秒,这样儿多简单。可是这种理论总得找个理由才是。想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝才淡淡地道:“朕以为六十甲子乃是我大汉族人最早、最大的发明创造。其纪年为六十年一个周期,纪月为五年一个周期,纪日为六十天一个周期,纪时为五天一个周期。既然如此,不仿将一个小时亦以六十为一周期,划为六十分,一分又可分为六十秒。刚才朕大概地算了一下,人的一息时间,正好是一秒左右。”徐光启想了想,便躬身道:“陛下英明,臣稍后便会将时、分、秒详细地计算一下,最后再上书陛下。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,开口道:“这个不急,只要是这个时间的划分弄的精确了,再配合精确一些的度量衡,这些实验的数据便是精准的,不断地验证之下,总能得出一些有用的东西。”一番话说完之后,崇祯皇帝便又将目光投向了蒸汽机,对着徐光启道:“朕还有一个想法,不知道徐爱卿能不能帮朕实现?”徐光启躬身道:“请陛下吩咐。”看着徐光启的满头白发和银白色的胡子,崇祯皇帝心下闪过一丝不忍,却强忍着道:“徐爱卿,朕想马车乃是由马儿向前行走,带动的车轴转动,车轴又带动了车轮。若是将这蒸汽机想办法安放在马车上,只要有办法控制方向,是不是便不再需要马儿来拉车了?若是可行,那再往远了想一想,这蒸汽机只要再放大数倍,是不是便可以拉动更多的东西了?”说着说着,崇祯皇帝也来了兴致,干脆蹲在地上比划着:“若是铺设好轨道,将车子固定在上面,一辆连接一辆,是不是更大的蒸汽机可以一次拉动更多的东西?”同样一起蹲下来看着崇祯皇帝比划的徐光启看着崇祯皇帝划出来的两条长线,中间还有一道道的短线,便好奇地问道:“陛下所说的轨道,臣倒是理解了,只是这些横线又是干什么用的?”崇祯皇帝道:“爱卿想一想,若是一辆车子上面装载了太多的东西,是不是会更为沉重一些?若是单独两条轨道,岂不要被压的沉入地下?若是有了底下的这些横铺的石枕来分担压力,却不是要稳的多?”徐光启却是恍然道:“陛下所言不错,若是仅以两条细轨来载运车子上面的货物,其受力面积极小,必然下沉,若是有了这些小横线石枕为基,却是相当于人为地将受力面积分摊到了每一条石枕上面,必然要稳的多了。”嗯,你说的很有道理,朕也不知道是对是错是真是假。崇祯皇帝这种理工科的小白哪儿知道后世的火车轨道下面铺设枕石是干什么用的,只知道有这么个东西,自己也就顺手画了下来,刚才的一番话也不过是想当然地忽悠徐光启的。只是不曾想徐光启却是根据自己这种乱七八糟的说法总结出来这么多东西,这些玩科学的家伙们果然可怕。崇祯皇帝干脆从地上站了起来,对徐光启道:“徐爱卿可以将这些东西总结一下,再教授下去。”待徐光启躬身应是后,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“徐爱卿一定要早些将这蒸汽机还有为种蒸汽机车给弄出来,到时候朕有大用。”第266章回去就揍媳妇赵大憨笑一声道:“公子,咱这水可是从地下的井里打出来的,家家户户都是这般的甜。”崇祯皇帝笑了笑道:“不管怎么说,总之是要多谢赵大哥的招待了。”赵大道:“公子请稍坐,俺去外面看看饭食怎么样儿了。”崇祯皇帝道:“赵大哥请便。”等到赵大出去之后,却是直到开饭时才回来。崇祯皇帝也不以为意。自己这些人在屋子里坐着,对于赵大这种老实村民来说确实是有些压力,与其在屋子中不知道说些什么,倒不如在外面等着饭好了再回来张罗。一张平常百姓家里常见的桌子,几个破破烂烂但还算得上结实的凳子,桌子上再摆上几个装着菜肴的粗瓷盘子,外加几副碗快,这就算齐了。只是让崇祯皇帝意外的,则是桌子上一个很大的,通常被称之为海碗的大碗之中,装着一只被剁成块的鸡肉。也不知道是哪只老母鸡还是大公鸡这么倒霉,因为自己几人的到来而命丧餐桌。赵大的老母亲此时也走出了屋子,去厨房与儿媳一同用饭,那赵大那个此时刚刚在外面疯玩回来的五六岁的儿子却上了桌。尽管崇祯皇帝一再挽留,却仍然挡不住,便是连赵大也是一副习以为常的样子。其实这倒怪不得赵大不孝,而是此时的风俗便是这样儿,有客人来时,女子一般是不上桌的,一般就在厨房里凑合着吃了,至于男孩,别管多少,桌子上都会有他的一席之地。到了后世,这种风俗渐渐的少了。但是在山东等地某些地方,却还保留着这一风俗。如果有客人来,只有家中的长辈女性才会上桌,辈分低一些的,还是在另一个屋子中吃饭,不与客人同桌而食,而男孩儿则不同,哪怕只有两三岁,也会有人抱着在餐桌之上吃饭。崇祯皇帝只得等赵母出了屋子后,才落坐而食。农家的饭食确实说不上好吃。一些玉米面做成的窝窝头,加上一些玉米面熬出来的粥,便是这一顿饭的主食了。只是崇祯皇帝这种历史小白根本就没有记住玉米到底是什么时候进入大明的,见到有窝窝头,还是惊奇了一番,而且又怀念起了前世之时吃过的窝头的味道。赵大见崇祯皇帝不去夹海碗之中的鸡肉,反而不断地向着一些腌渍好的野菜和窝窝头下手,虽然暗道这公子也是个享福享出毛病来的主儿,却仍然劝道:“公子多吃些这鸡肉,都是在外面刨食吃虫子的,味道还算过得去。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,左右这只倒霉鸡已经被端上了餐桌,自己也没有必要再矫情了,吃便是了。至于赵大家因为自己而少了只鸡,稍后补偿他一番便是了。想明白了之后,崇祯皇帝也不再客气,当下便伸筷子夹起了一块鸡肉吃了起来。一口鸡肉进到嘴里,崇祯皇帝的眼泪都差点儿掉下来。这种原生态的农家味儿,别说是穿越前已经极少能吃到了,便是穿越后,那些好好的鸡肉也被宫的御厨给弄的美伦美奂,好看也好吃,却唯独没有了这股子农家味儿。赵大家中没有酒,刚才赵大抽空子出去打回来的酒也说不上多好喝,只是一顿饭却吃的崇祯皇帝满意无比。等到一顿饭吃完,温体仁几人有没有吃饭,崇祯皇帝不知道,但是崇祯皇帝自己却吃的饱饱的,而且满意无比。一边喝着显得粗糙无比的茶叶,崇祯皇帝一边问道:“赵大哥,这窝头当真不错,只是小弟怎么从来就没见过?”赵大笑道:“公子是高贵人,平日里又怎么吃过玉蜀黍这种粗粮,不怎么顶饿不说,吃着也不怎么样儿。公子如今觉得好吃,不过是乍吃之下,有个新奇感而已。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,又接着道:“今年的年景可不怎么好,可是赵大哥家中还能吃饱,可见赵大哥是个勤奋人。”赵大又是憨笑一声,回道:“公子过奖了,农家人不勤奋些,又怎么能吃饱肚子。也多亏了陛下登基后经常免赋免徭役甚么的,这日子倒是比过去强了许多。”崇祯皇帝正想开口说话,却听得院子外传来一阵大喊声:“赵大!赵大!”赵大先向崇祯皇帝告了罪,这才走出了屋子,来到了院子里。崇祯皇帝隐隐约约地在屋子中听到:“赵大,找找你家的户籍册子。”接着又是一番交谈,声音却是低了下去。等过了半晌,赵大才又回到屋子中。崇祯皇帝问道:“赵大哥莫不是有事儿?”赵大笑道:“好教公子得知,如今陛下喜得了长公主,却是让天下的老百姓都跟着沾沾喜气哩。”崇祯皇帝做出一副好奇的样子,问道:“赵大哥详细说说呗?小弟可是好奇的紧。”赵大道:“回公子的话,如今官府派了人来通知的村里,村正这不是正挨家挨户的通知么,凡是家中有六十岁以上长者的,便可以去官府领肉十斤,面十斤,油十斤。便是崇祯元年之中有女儿出生者,也都赏布一匹。”说完之后,却是一副可惜万分的表情:“只是俺家中老娘的年岁尚且不足六十,这些好东西却是没俺的份儿了。”崇祯皇帝被这老实汉子那副满脸可惜的样子给逗笑了,笑着道:“那赵大哥可得努力了,万一明年的时候,陛下再喜得个皇子公主啥的再普天同庆,那赵大哥可就有的好处可拿了。”赵大却是郁闷地道:“公子说笑了,这也就是长公主出生才有这好事儿,等以后陛下的子嗣多了起来,又怎么还会有这般好事儿?”崇祯笑道:“那可说不准。”抬头望望天色,崇祯皇帝正打算告辞,却又听得院子外面传来咣咣咣的铜锣响声,接着又是铛铛铛的钟响声。崇祯皇帝颇感好奇,当下也不管赵大如何推辞,只是留下了几两碎银子便告辞而去,向着钟响的地方而去。倒不是说崇祯皇帝小气,而是这种老实的农家汉子,一次给他们太多的钱反而不是什么好事儿。便是后世都听的多了,甚么有人中了奖或者突然发了财之后,就会有无数的亲戚冒出来借钱甚么的,搞的人是烦不胜烦,许多原本关系不错的,甚至因此反目成仇。因此上,倒不如给那么一点儿就算了,左右都比这顿饭的钱要高出个几倍,却又不至于让这汉子一夜暴富。等崇祯皇帝赶到了村子里夏季晒麦子和玉米的场上之时,村子里老老少少二百多号男人都已经赶到了场上。就好像每个村子的村头总是有那么一棵或者两棵仿佛迎客松一般的大柳树一样,每个村子的场上也总有那么一座碾子,用来碾面子或者玉米用。此时的碾台上除了碌碡之外,本村的村正也站在了上面。崇祯皇帝也不管除了自己带来的温体仁等人和赵大之外的其他村民仿佛看瘟神一样看待自己,都离着自己挺老远,反而饶有兴致的想要听听这村正说些什么。等看着人都到的差不多了,那村正也咳了咳,清了清嗓子后开口道:“那个,老少爷们儿们,有好事儿跟你们说一下。本来想着挨家挨户的通知,可是这人也太他娘的多了,索性给你们喊一块儿来一起说了罢。”周围围了一整圈的村民们没有人开口话说。很多时候这所谓的好事儿根本就是个屁,搞不好对于里正这等人家来说还能算得上是好事儿,但是对于其他的穷苦人家可就算不上了。譬如徭役。只是这一回,村民们想的可就差了,因为这里正说的还真是好事儿“当朝天子喜得长公主,因此下了旨意,凡是家中有老人年岁六十以上的,或者是今年刚刚生了女儿的,都有赏赐,大家伙儿带着户籍册子到县衙去领就行了。”村正的话一出口,下面可就炸开了锅了。打从开天辟地到如今,还真就没听说过有这样儿的好事儿。往常便是有庙会什么的,那些戏文里唱的,也多是些什么皇帝老儿家里生了太子爷,大赦天下什么的,何曾听说过生了公主还给老百姓发东西呢?一个看着足有六七十的老汉当即便问道:“我说张老五,你可不是在糊弄俺?”村正笑道:“太叔公,您这辈分可是在这里摆着的,俺怎么敢糊弄您老人家?再说了,俺说的这些要是假的,可就是那戏文里说的什么假传圣旨了,是要杀头的。”被称为太叔公的老汉嘿了一声道:“真的?俺张老实活了一辈子,可还真是头一回听说有这等好事儿。不过,谅你小子也不敢拿这事儿骗俺。”村正无奈地笑了笑,却没有再接话——自己小时候可是没少挨这太叔公的揍,哪怕如今这太叔公年岁已高,可是打小儿留下的阴影却是实打实的。只是突然间却又有人问道:“那要是生了儿子的呢?俺家里前两天可是刚生了个大胖小子,这女儿没生出来啊。”村正笑骂道:“你聋了还是咋的?没听到说是生了女儿的?要怪就怪你张小六的媳妇不争气,谁让她生儿子的!”张小六嘿嘿笑道:“回头俺就揍她去,谁让她不给俺生个女儿的。”说音刚落,张小六的脑袋上就挨了太叔公一巴掌:“糊涂!生女儿有甚么用,要是没个儿子,那是绝户!好好疼你媳妇才是真的,要不小心俺揍你!”挨了太叔公的揍,张小六却不敢说什么,只是赔笑道:“俺这不是玩笑话么,又不是真的,您老人家别生气,别生气。”眼见后边都是这些家长里短的事儿,再往后甚至越聊越跑偏,甚至有向着黄段子集合的趋势发展,崇祯皇帝也失了看下去的兴致。向着赵大拱手告辞之后,崇祯皇帝便又带着温体仁等人离开了张家庄。见崇祯皇帝的心情颇好,温体仁便也难得的凑趣道:“这些庄稼汉倒也也颇有意思,这等平静的日子也当真不错。”崇祯皇帝笑道:“若是全天下的村子都如刚才这张家庄一般,那才是真正的好日子。只要桌子上再多些鱼肉,多些菜,这些百姓的心里大概就知足了许多罢。”只是崇祯皇帝高兴的日子却实不多——或者说现实这个小娘们儿从来就不想让崇祯皇帝开心。走了没多远,正好走到了离着张家庄仅有里地之遥的小王庄。小王庄的村口也是吵杂的很,只是说的事情却不是刚才张家庄说的那些,反而是有人抬着一块门板,上面蒙着一张破席子,席子下面露出了点儿带着碎花的衣角。崇祯皇帝当即便带着温体仁等人让路到一旁,让小王庄的人先行通过——此时的崇祯皇帝还以为是村中死了人要安葬。只是等着到这些人从自己身边过去之后,崇祯皇帝却是从这些人的话中听出了一股子别样的意味。再一看这些人去的方向正是顺天府衙门所在的方向,崇祯皇帝便眉头一皱,吩咐道:“走,咱们也跟着看看去。”只是还没有走多远,后面就又跟来了一群人,手中拿着向木棒什么的,在一个管家模样人带领下向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向跑来。这下子远远地缀着却又一直在用千里镜观察着这边动向的完颜成可就急了。这他娘的,你们愿意怎么打生打死那是你们的事儿,要是胆敢碰破陛下的一块儿油皮,老子就活扒了你们的皮!一挥手,一直在等候命令的百余骑锡伯族骑兵们便骑上了战马,向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向疾驰而去。其实也不怪完颜成紧张。崇祯皇帝现在身边的锦衣卫加上东厂的番子们一共也就二十来个,而身后冲过来的这些拿着家伙的人却足有七八十个,便是比这前面抬着门板的人再加上崇祯皇帝身边的人还要多一些。第267章给老子砸

野画集漫画啵乐由于崇祯皇帝将锡伯族的三千铁骑召唤过去砸场子而一行人都变成了骑兵,与告关的一行人走了两条岔路,所以等到崇祯皇帝一行人再从王家庄赶回到顺天府大堂的时候,那一行抬着门板子告状的人群还没有到。崇祯皇帝提心这群人路上再出现什么状况,干脆吩咐道:“派人去看看,若是有人与他们为难,就把腿打断。”朱刚躬身领命,旋即便命人向来另一条来路之上迎了过去。直至太阳已经走到了西边,眼看再过上一个半个时辰就要天黑,这一群人才来到顺天府大堂。领头的汉子一看“英国公家的远房表亲公子爷”崇祯皇帝就在大堂外不远的地方等着自己,心中当时便安定了许多。等看到离着崇祯皇帝不远处被捆得五花大绑的王家二公子时,领头的汉子眼睛当时就红了,怒喝一声:“老子打死你!”,就向着王家二公子扑了过去。朱刚一见这汉双扑了过来,心中卧槽一声,伸手抓住这汉子伸向王二公子的手,一带一推之下,便将这汉子摔倒在地。见这汉子还想挣扎起来冲向王二公子,崇祯皇帝便咳了一声道:“住手!且先去顺天府告状,由不得你动用私刑!”崇祯皇帝登基为帝一年多的时间,草原之上又筑京观无数,身上自有一股不凡的气势,当场便将那领头的汉子给震的不敢再多说别的,只是乖乖的走向了鸣冤鼓的位置。顺天府大堂门前的衙役早就看到了崇祯皇帝一行人。但是能在顺天府当差的又怎么有笨蛋?一看崇祯皇帝一行人的阵势外加上崇祯皇帝的打扮就知道不好惹,因此没有一个过来打扰的。等到了这领头的汉子听从崇祯皇帝的吩咐走到鸣冤鼓的时候,大堂前的衙役竟然没有人上前拦住这汉子。咚咚咚的鼓声响起了好一会儿,顺天府府尹刘宗周才来到了大堂之上。刘宗周这倒霉孩子原本是天启年初的礼部主事,后来这哥们的官当的不太高兴。因为这哥们儿觉得进行上下没事儿就斗来斗去的,搞什么阉党奸党的纯属扯犊子——光顾着斗了,谁来为国家办事?于是在这种情况下,刘宗周上《修正学以淑人心以培养国家元气疏》,指出当时廷臣日趋争竞,党同伐异之风行,而人心日下,士习日险。他希望朝廷化偏党而归于荡平,不必以门户分邪正。可是这家伙好死不死的在奏章里引用顾宪成的学说,结果被老魏给当成东林党给罢官归乡了。等到崇祯皇帝登基称帝,这家伙由于名声不错,起码在崇祯皇帝看来一个能正确指出大家少扯蛋多办事的官员怎么着也不至于太操蛋的理论之下,又把他给召回来当了顺天府尹。可是这货还是不消停,又给穿越才崇祯皇帝上《面恩预矢责难之义以致君尧舜疏》,希望崇祯皇帝“超然远览,以尧舜之学,行尧舜之道。”别说是现在的穿越者了,就算是原本历史治国小白的那个崇祯皇帝,都认为这是迂阔之言。原本历史上的崇祯皇帝求治心急,人才、饷粮、流寇、边患等常萦绕在心,希望群臣能拿出一些行之有效的具体措施,可是这哥们呢?刘宗周这哥们却认为这些都是刑名之术,近于功利,人主应以仁义为本。得嘞,这下子,不管是原本历史上的治国小白崇祯皇帝还是穿越后的程序猿崇祯皇帝,都觉得这哥们扯蛋的能力比较强,还是老老实实的当个顺天府尹算了。顺天府府尹这个官职,说大不大,但是说小也是绝对不小的。由于顺天府就是京城之所在,所以顺天府的府尹品级为正三品,高出一般的知府二至三级,由尚书、侍郎级大臣兼管。而普通的正三品衙门用铜印,惟顺天府用银印,位同封疆大吏的总督、巡抚。具体的牛逼之处,只有一点就能说明白了——顺天府在直隶总督辖区内,但顺天府府尹和直隶总督不存在隶属关系,说白了,人家根本就不用鸟直隶总督。京城城垣之外的地区由直隶总督衙门和顺天府衙门“双重领导”,大的举措要会衙办理。京城垣之内,直隶总督根本就无权过问。再加上顺天府的府尹主理府政,统率所属厅、州、县官,还有其他的一大堆事情都要管,比如掌京畿之刑名钱谷,并司迎春、进春、祭先农之神,奉天子耕猎、监临乡试、供应考试用具等事,所以这顺天府尹的事儿绝对要比别的府尹多的多。到了螨清之时,有个不会当官的倒霉蛋还发过一个著名的感慨——前生不善,今生知县;前生作恶,知县附郭,恶贯满盈,附郭省城。若是依着这种蠢蛋的推论,等到成为了顺天府府尹的时候,基本上也就是到了地狱不空不得解脱的地步了。而刘宗周现在就有这种感觉。原本因为已经接近年底了,顺天府的事儿就要比别处的多,可是现在居然还有人敲了鸣冤鼓。万一有点儿什么大事儿发生,这可就太让人闹心了——毕竟是天子脚下,号称是首善之地。但是不出事儿的可能性又几乎为零。光京城这些大大小小的勋贵家的子弟什么的因为飞鹰走狗闹出来的破事儿还少么?再说了,这京城之中别的不多,大大小小的御史可是多的是。若真有人参上一本,那可就乐子大了。若是皇帝一怒之下把自己给罢官,那还倒好,正好顺了自己的心。可是当今这位皇帝明显就不是那好脾气的,万一……不管怎么说,这堂还是得升的。一套后世的电视剧中常见的升堂问案的流程之后,刘宗周问道:“你既然说是王家二公子玷污了你妹妹,可有证据?”领头的汉子语塞。要证据的话,上哪儿去寻找证据?就算是找来仵作验尸,又能验出个什么结果来?除了能证明自己妹妹是被人玷污过,又怎么证明是这王二公子干的?陪同自己一同前来告状的人群之中倒是有人能证明自己的妹妹是被王二公子强拉回家的,可是这人与自己家有亲戚关系,她说的话,这府尹大人会相信么?一直隐藏在人群中的崇祯皇帝忍不住了。这汉子也太笨了些,这种事儿多简单,只要把王二公子带过来一问不就知道了?既然这汉子太笨,看起来还得自己出马。一声大笑之下,崇祯皇帝便越过人群,朗声道:“正所谓路见不平有人踩,朱某却是看不过去这事儿了——英国公外甥朱晓松,见过刘大人。”刘宗周淡淡地道:“朱公子客气了。”刘宗周面色不变,也不揭破崇祯皇帝的身份——人家一张口就说是英国公的外甥,自己要是揭穿了,还怎么让这位爷装逼打脸?只是不揭穿归不揭穿,刘宗周的心里可是不爽的很。这位爷自己是见过的,而且见过不只一次两次。既然您说是这王二公子干的,那就审个屁的案,有没有证据还不是您老人家一句话的事儿。崇祯皇帝却是笑道:“启禀刘大人,鄙人出城游玩之时正好路过了王家庄,遇见这人带着他妹妹的尸首前来报官,而王家的家丁打手却是想要强行阻拦,由此可知,此事必然与王家脱不了关系。”刘宗周道:“朱公子所言有理,只是此案毕竟事涉卫所士卒,又出了人名,不如等本官传了那士卒与王家人前来之后再审?”崇祯皇帝闻言便道:“那士卒么,自然是要去传的,只是这王家二公子却是不需要了,本公子的家丁已经将他拿了过来。”崇祯皇帝说完,便是一挥手,朱刚便将被捆住的王公子提溜进了大堂之中。刘宗周一边命人去传与案相关的士卒,一边又命人将王二公子口中塞的破布去掉。王二公子一开口,就令刘宗周的脸色黑了三分:“大人救命,这王八蛋仗着英国公家的势,却是把小人的家中都给砸了个稀巴烂,而且还叫嚣着要小人的父亲重新把家里归置好之后再砸一遍,如此藐视王法,求大人作主!”刘宗周原本还打算好生问问这案子,此时一见王二公子说出来王八蛋三个字却是再也忍不住了。有道是主辱臣死,你他娘的这是让本官去死啊魂淡!大怒的刘宗周喝道:“掌嘴五十!本官问案,哪里有你说话的份!”堂下衙役听了,取过木板走过去便噼里啪啦地照着王二公子的脸上抽了起来,不一会儿,王二公子的脸以肉眼可见的速度肿了起来,口中不时血水带着白色的牙齿飞出。等到五十下打完,王二公子的脸便已经看不成了。刘宗周此时才问道:“王兴,本官问你,方才那人告你玷污他妹妹,致使他妹妹上吊自尽,可是真的?”王二公子此时却是狂笑道:“真的又如何?小爷的姐姐可是成国公府中的少奶奶,得罪了小爷,便是得罪了成国公,狗官,你今天若是打死小爷倒也罢了,否则,小爷定然要我姐夫参你一本!”刘宗周万万没有想到这王二公子既然是如此嚣张,竟然敢在大庭广众之下出言不逊,还把成国公给牵扯了进来。别说是刘宗周了,就连崇祯皇帝都没有想到会有这么一出好戏可看。原本以为后世风传的那些脑残都是编排出来搞笑的,结果在大明即是结结实实地开了眼,长了见识了。在场的人中此时唯有王二公子心里的底气是最足的。虽然自己的大姐是被成国公家的二公子纳回去做了小妾,可是这门亲事却是让自己家实打实的跟成国公府结了亲。至于区区的顺天府府尹,不过是个大点儿的县令罢了,还能大得过成国公府去?哪怕是这个现在嚣张无比的朱家公子,也不过是英国公的外甥罢了,与自己不过是半斤八两,怕他做甚?到时候多给自己的姐夫塞点儿银子,让姐夫从中说和一番,这事儿不就过去了?有道是药医不死病,佛渡有缘人,这王二公子如此作死,便是连刘宗周也熄了问案的的心思,只是再一次地确认道:“既然如此,你便是承认了确实是你玷污了王刘氏,致使她悬梁自尽了?”王二狞笑道:“不错,正是如此。反正小爷家中有钱,那丘八等会儿来了后,小爷赔他个百十两银子也就是了,够他再买上十个八个的媳妇儿了!”刘宗周心道你别掂记让人家买媳妇了,你家所有的银子加起来够不够买你这条狗命还是个未知数呢。正想开口训斥,却听得门外有进来一个衙役,高声道:“启禀老爷,卫所士卒王宗光到案。”刘宗周命人带了王宗光进来后,便开口道:“王宗光,此案你是否已经知晓?”由于去通传的衙役根本就没有和王宗光说过到底是怎么回事儿,更没有说他老婆已经上吊自尽了,因此王宗光却是噗通一声跪倒在地,磕头道:“启禀大人,小人一直在新军之中训练,不知道大人说的案子是什么?”王宗光这一跪不要紧,一旁站着的崇祯皇帝却是蛋疼了。好嘛,动不动的跪来跪去,这新军士卒把自己当成什么了?用得着对一个文官如此的卑躬屈膝?看起来这大明的军人是真个完犊子了,自打土木堡之变以后,不光是筋断了,便是连膝盖都软了。不待刘宗周开口说话,崇祯皇帝却是淡淡地道:“起来!”王宗光听着崇祯皇帝的声音虽然熟悉,一时间却没有想起来到底是在哪里听过,更没有想到这个声音是让自己起来,一时之间还是跪在地上不动。崇祯皇帝却是更怒了,走到王宗光身边便是一脚踹了过去,怒喝道:“老子让你起来!跟着老子在草原上杀了多少鞑子不腿软,现在你软个屁!”第269章朕为尧,谁人为舜?这个要求让温体仁和郭允百都蛋疼无比。其实在温体仁看来,崇祯皇帝想的事情还是简单了些。不举的都有些什么人?肯定是养不起孩子的居多。连孩子都养不起,有几个还能读的起书的?再加上现在又没有什么夜间的消谴之处,纵然是有青楼楚馆什么的,又怎么是那些平民百姓能去得起的?至于那些秀才和举人老爷什么的,光是投效都能吃的满嘴流油了,还用得着溺死自己的孩子?崇祯皇帝提出来的这么个要求,基本上能卡住的也就是那些刚刚有条件读书,却还没有功名在身的人——等于到了最后,卡住的还是那些泥腿子。更让人蛋疼的,则是刚才崇祯皇帝一拍脑门就提出来的大明给生了孩子的大明百姓发什么抚养钱这事儿。虽然在郭允厚已经明确了表示国库可能支撑不起之后崇祯皇帝说让郭允厚不用担心,其实在温体仁看来这根本就是在胡闹。其实想想就能清楚,崇祯皇帝所谓不担心钱的玩法,无非就是打算抄家豪商或者是从藩王身上下手——根据崇祯皇帝以往干过的事儿来推断,这种情况的可能性几乎是十成十的。但是这事儿不能这么干啊。满大明的豪商有多少?不得不承认,是挺多的,但是缺钱了宰一个,再缺钱了再宰一个,有多少商人经得起这么薅羊毛?等到羊毛都薅的差不多了,还会有人去经商?至于薅大明藩王的羊毛,光是一个福王都能够让这些藩王感觉到害怕了,如果再薅的狠了,傻子才会留在大明,置换到海外封地当个土皇帝多好——如此一来,倒是成全了崇祯皇帝想要置换藩王封地的想法。至于以后新出现的藩王,基本上有一个算一个,都是崇祯皇帝自己的骨肉血脉,到时候崇祯皇帝不像万历老皇帝那么对待福王一般的宠溺就已经是大明之幸了,还能下得去手薅羊毛?反正温体仁是不相信的崇祯皇帝会薅自己孩子的羊毛。也正是因为如此,温体仁对于崇祯皇帝提出来的要求才感觉到蛋疼无比——当然,他并不知道蛋疼这个词。但是他知道这种感觉。只是崇祯皇帝现在正是在兴头上,再加上崇祯皇帝也在关心着坤宁宫中的皇后,所以温体仁很识趣的没有提出来反对——等孩子生完了以后,诸事平稳了再慢慢劝谏吧。打定了主意的温体仁只是躬身应道:“陛下,臣会和施大人还有郭尚书等商议后,再向陛下上书。”崇祯皇帝只是嗯了一声后,却又接着吩咐道:“朕还有一事,要郭爱卿去办,其间厂卫也会给郭爱卿一些方便。”只是听到厂卫这个词,郭允厚便本能地感觉到崇祯皇帝给出的差事肯定不会是什么好事儿——但凡涉及到厂卫,还他娘的有好事儿?崇祯皇帝却好像没有感觉到郭允厚的纠结一般,直接吩咐道:“回头郭爱卿让人在京城及周围统计一番,民间女子多少岁嫁娶,多少岁生育,在不同的年龄,又有多少女子是难产的,因此而殒命者又有几何。”温体仁闻言却是心中一动,先一步道:“陛下让郭尚书去统计这个,莫非是对民间的婚嫁年龄有什么看法?”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,却又望向了旁边的太医院院正,开口道:“朕还记得十三四岁时,往往吃的较多,身体却只见长了个头,也不见长什么肉。由此可见,十三四之明,尚且是长身体之时。待得年岁又大了一些,到了朕这般年纪的,便是吃的再多,却是不见长个头,只见长肉了。故而朕以为莫说是女子,便是男子,十三四岁之时,身子骨仍未生长结实。由此看来,若是年岁较小时婚嫁生子,由于自己的身体都未长得结实,反而不美。”太医院院正和旁边的阴科御医对视了一眼,阴科的御医吴子靖便当先开口道:“臣以为陛下所言极是有理。臣未入太医院之前,也曾在民间行医多年,因此上倒也见过不少陛下所说的情况。女子十三四岁生子者,十有六七会有难产,若是十六七的女子生育,难产的情况却是较十三四岁的为少,若是再大一些,便是更少一些。待得生育过一次之后再行生育,则不管其年龄大小,都是要容易得多。但是往往年龄小的,却很少有能再第二次生育子女的,不少十三四岁的产妇甚至会因难产而亡故。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,正想接着往下说,却听得坤宁宫中皇后的惨叫声不复刚才的低沉,反而一声高过一声,便是自己在大殿外离得有一些距离,仍能听得清清楚楚。此时崇祯皇帝再也坐不住了,更别提理会什么太医不太医的了,当时便噌的一声站了起了,向着皇后所在的寝宫又迈了两步。这一次却没有客氏来拦着皇帝了,只是温体仁却又有意无意的躬身挡在崇祯皇帝向前,阻止了崇祯皇帝再向坤宁宫走去的路子。崇祯皇帝此时也从刚才的紧张之中醒了过来,倒也止住了迈向坤宁宫的步伐。现在这种情况,自己便是再着急又能有个屁用。别的不说,光是现在大殿中接生的产婆,外加上外面等着伺候的奶妈还有侍女,伺候着的御医,哪个不是堪称全大明最顶尖的?万一真有什么难产的情况出现,自己难产还能比御医更有办法?幸好前世时的自己记得周皇后最后是被崇祯皇帝给赐死的,还给崇祯皇帝生了好几个孩子,那就说明周皇后没有死于难产。只是一想到御医,崇祯皇帝的脸却又阴沉了一些。前有泰昌帝和天启木匠死的水明不白,再加上天启的媳妇张嫣流产的事情,崇祯皇帝又如何敢信任这些本该是为皇室服务的御医?崇祯皇帝暗自咬了咬牙,这些孙子要是有谁敢在这时候搞鬼,别说是挂到午门上与黄立极为伴,九族都他娘的给他全平掉!幸好,崇祯皇帝最担心的情况并没有出现。随着周皇后一声惨叫,寝宫之中便传来了一阵轻微的啼哭声。自己在这个世界终于有了第一个孩子了!此时的崇祯皇帝别说是什么民间女子婚嫁不婚嫁的,便是连陕西和辽东的建奴都抛在了脑后,只觉得那不比猫叫声大到哪儿去的婴儿啼哭,直接就牵动了自己整个的心神。见温体仁也知趣地向旁边退开了几步,崇祯皇帝便大步向着坤宁宫走去,却正好看见客氏怀抱着一个裹的严严实实的小包裹一样的东西出来了。崇祯皇帝心知这就是周皇后给自己生的孩子了,却不知道是男是女,当下走的更快了。客氏眼见崇祯皇帝大步向着自己走来,小心翼翼地快走两步到了崇祯皇帝身前后,便略微躬身道:“启奏陛下,皇后娘娘为陛下生了个公主,奴婢恭喜陛下,贺喜陛下。”崇祯皇帝此时心中高兴,便连声吩咐王承恩道:“去吩咐御膳房多准备些吃食,今天在这里的都有。客氏照顾皇后有功,赏明珠一对。”王承恩也是心中替崇祯皇帝高兴,闻言应了后便要转身去御膳房吩咐。只是脚步还没有迈出去,却听崇祯皇帝接着吩咐道:“还有,让御膳房多做些适合皇后吃的,这几日皇后的一应用度皆从宽了用。”等王承恩去御膳房了之后,崇祯皇帝才转身从客氏的手中抱过了孩子——正是前世有过养儿子的经验,崇祯皇帝才没有觉得这孩子真丑……头顶又显得尖尖,连眼睛都没有睁开的小脸上还长着胎毛,小嘴马不时的吧嗒一下,两条小腿被由于被裹在了小被子之中,便是挣扎也使不上多大的力气,只是两中穿着周皇后亲手缝制的衣服的小手却不时地动一下,整个儿的婴儿看起来更像是一个没毛小猴子一般。得了周皇后马上要生的消息便早早的赶了过来的张嫣原本见崇祯皇帝和温体仁等大臣在商议事情,便没有说话,如今见孩子平安出生,左右已经无事,便走了过来。见崇祯皇帝如同抱着什么稀世珍宝一般,张嫣心下却是一阵黯然地抚摸了一下自己的小腹。或许是自己的名字起的不好吧。历史上和自己同名的汉惠帝刘盈的皇后也叫张嫣,她比自己还要惨一些,哪怕是个死,还是个处女皇后。自己终究是比汉朝的孝惠皇后要幸运一些罢,好歹也算是得到了自己丈夫的喜爱。只是自己又能幸运到哪儿去?一次小产之后,便再也不曾怀上过自己夫君的孩子,也只能说自己命还不够好罢?崇祯皇帝满心都是怀中那个小小的人儿,却是不曾注意到懿安皇后的到来。眼尖的客氏见自己侍候过的张嫣过来了,连忙拜道:“见过皇后娘娘。”张嫣见了客氏,心中更感戚然——若不是当时客氏不在宫中,只怕自己也未必会小产。崇祯皇帝此时也被客氏的声音惊醒了过来,见张嫣已经命客氏起来,崇祯皇帝便笑道:“皇嫂也过来了,倒是劳动皇嫂挂念了。”张嫣看着崇祯皇帝还是向自己先问好,心中却也是欣慰了几分。自从天启皇帝大行了之后,崇祯皇帝对待自己却也是不曾缺了礼数,自己宫中的一应用度,都是特意吩咐过从宽了调拨的。崇祯皇帝的作派,好歹也算是安慰了自己一番,也不枉了自己劝天启皇帝将皇帝传给了崇祯皇帝。强自打起了精神,张嫣也是笑道:“皇帝何须客气?哀家听闻皇后要生了,这才赶了过来看看有没有什么能帮得上忙的,虽然白跑了一趟,可是哀家这心中也是替皇帝和皇后高兴的。”见崇祯皇帝憨笑一声,张嫣心中更是欣慰,干脆从崇祯皇帝的手中接过了孩子,笑道:“皇帝莫要看着孩子现在不怎么好看,等过几日长天了,便是个粉雕玉琢的好娃娃了。”崇祯皇帝笑着应是,这其中的关节自己也是知道的。顺产的婴儿在出生时,宝宝的头部充血,有助提高脑部呼吸中枢的兴奋性,分娩时有规律的子宫收缩与胎儿经过产道时的挤压,可以挤出胎儿呼吸道中的羊水或粘液,有利于宝宝出生后快速建立正常呼吸,使新生儿更容易哭出声来。而且据后世的研究表明,自然分娩的宝宝长大后情商普遍较高。另外,宝宝的肺可以得到锻炼,促进肺成熟,出生后很少发生肺透明膜病,新生儿湿肺和吸入性肺炎的发生率也大大减少。而且较之剖腹产的产妇,顺产的产妇恢复的也比较快,当天就可以下地行走,也算是一个好处了。眼见懿安皇后张嫣也是抱着孩子轻轻摇晃,显然是关于书中兔子、土鳖等词的解释以及感言赵大憨笑一声道:“公子,咱这水可是从地下的井里打出来的,家家户户都是这般的甜。”崇祯皇帝笑了笑道:“不管怎么说,总之是要多谢赵大哥的招待了。”赵大道:“公子请稍坐,俺去外面看看饭食怎么样儿了。”崇祯皇帝道:“赵大哥请便。”等到赵大出去之后,却是直到开饭时才回来。崇祯皇帝也不以为意。自己这些人在屋子里坐着,对于赵大这种老实村民来说确实是有些压力,与其在屋子中不知道说些什么,倒不如在外面等着饭好了再回来张罗。一张平常百姓家里常见的桌子,几个破破烂烂但还算得上结实的凳子,桌子上再摆上几个装着菜肴的粗瓷盘子,外加几副碗快,这就算齐了。只是让崇祯皇帝意外的,则是桌子上一个很大的,通常被称之为海碗的大碗之中,装着一只被剁成块的鸡肉。也不知道是哪只老母鸡还是大公鸡这么倒霉,因为自己几人的到来而命丧餐桌。赵大的老母亲此时也走出了屋子,去厨房与儿媳一同用饭,那赵大那个此时刚刚在外面疯玩回来的五六岁的儿子却上了桌。尽管崇祯皇帝一再挽留,却仍然挡不住,便是连赵大也是一副习以为常的样子。其实这倒怪不得赵大不孝,而是此时的风俗便是这样儿,有客人来时,女子一般是不上桌的,一般就在厨房里凑合着吃了,至于男孩,别管多少,桌子上都会有他的一席之地。到了后世,这种风俗渐渐的少了。但是在山东等地某些地方,却还保留着这一风俗。如果有客人来,只有家中的长辈女性才会上桌,辈分低一些的,还是在另一个屋子中吃饭,不与客人同桌而食,而男孩儿则不同,哪怕只有两三岁,也会有人抱着在餐桌之上吃饭。崇祯皇帝只得等赵母出了屋子后,才落坐而食。农家的饭食确实说不上好吃。一些玉米面做成的窝窝头,加上一些玉米面熬出来的粥,便是这一顿饭的主食了。只是崇祯皇帝这种历史小白根本就没有记住玉米到底是什么时候进入大明的,见到有窝窝头,还是惊奇了一番,而且又怀念起了前世之时吃过的窝头的味道。赵大见崇祯皇帝不去夹海碗之中的鸡肉,反而不断地向着一些腌渍好的野菜和窝窝头下手,虽然暗道这公子也是个享福享出毛病来的主儿,却仍然劝道:“公子多吃些这鸡肉,都是在外面刨食吃虫子的,味道还算过得去。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,左右这只倒霉鸡已经被端上了餐桌,自己也没有必要再矫情了,吃便是了。至于赵大家因为自己而少了只鸡,稍后补偿他一番便是了。想明白了之后,崇祯皇帝也不再客气,当下便伸筷子夹起了一块鸡肉吃了起来。一口鸡肉进到嘴里,崇祯皇帝的眼泪都差点儿掉下来。这种原生态的农家味儿,别说是穿越前已经极少能吃到了,便是穿越后,那些好好的鸡肉也被宫的御厨给弄的美伦美奂,好看也好吃,却唯独没有了这股子农家味儿。赵大家中没有酒,刚才赵大抽空子出去打回来的酒也说不上多好喝,只是一顿饭却吃的崇祯皇帝满意无比。等到一顿饭吃完,温体仁几人有没有吃饭,崇祯皇帝不知道,但是崇祯皇帝自己却吃的饱饱的,而且满意无比。一边喝着显得粗糙无比的茶叶,崇祯皇帝一边问道:“赵大哥,这窝头当真不错,只是小弟怎么从来就没见过?”赵大笑道:“公子是高贵人,平日里又怎么吃过玉蜀黍这种粗粮,不怎么顶饿不说,吃着也不怎么样儿。公子如今觉得好吃,不过是乍吃之下,有个新奇感而已。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,又接着道:“今年的年景可不怎么好,可是赵大哥家中还能吃饱,可见赵大哥是个勤奋人。”赵大又是憨笑一声,回道:“公子过奖了,农家人不勤奋些,又怎么能吃饱肚子。也多亏了陛下登基后经常免赋免徭役甚么的,这日子倒是比过去强了许多。”崇祯皇帝正想开口说话,却听得院子外传来一阵大喊声:“赵大!赵大!”赵大先向崇祯皇帝告了罪,这才走出了屋子,来到了院子里。崇祯皇帝隐隐约约地在屋子中听到:“赵大,找找你家的户籍册子。”接着又是一番交谈,声音却是低了下去。等过了半晌,赵大才又回到屋子中。崇祯皇帝问道:“赵大哥莫不是有事儿?”赵大笑道:“好教公子得知,如今陛下喜得了长公主,却是让天下的老百姓都跟着沾沾喜气哩。”崇祯皇帝做出一副好奇的样子,问道:“赵大哥详细说说呗?小弟可是好奇的紧。”赵大道:“回公子的话,如今官府派了人来通知的村里,村正这不是正挨家挨户的通知么,凡是家中有六十岁以上长者的,便可以去官府领肉十斤,面十斤,油十斤。便是崇祯元年之中有女儿出生者,也都赏布一匹。”说完之后,却是一副可惜万分的表情:“只是俺家中老娘的年岁尚且不足六十,这些好东西却是没俺的份儿了。”崇祯皇帝被这老实汉子那副满脸可惜的样子给逗笑了,笑着道:“那赵大哥可得努力了,万一明年的时候,陛下再喜得个皇子公主啥的再普天同庆,那赵大哥可就有的好处可拿了。”赵大却是郁闷地道:“公子说笑了,这也就是长公主出生才有这好事儿,等以后陛下的子嗣多了起来,又怎么还会有这般好事儿?”崇祯笑道:“那可说不准。”抬头望望天色,崇祯皇帝正打算告辞,却又听得院子外面传来咣咣咣的铜锣响声,接着又是铛铛铛的钟响声。崇祯皇帝颇感好奇,当下也不管赵大如何推辞,只是留下了几两碎银子便告辞而去,向着钟响的地方而去。倒不是说崇祯皇帝小气,而是这种老实的农家汉子,一次给他们太多的钱反而不是什么好事儿。便是后世都听的多了,甚么有人中了奖或者突然发了财之后,就会有无数的亲戚冒出来借钱甚么的,搞的人是烦不胜烦,许多原本关系不错的,甚至因此反目成仇。因此上,倒不如给那么一点儿就算了,左右都比这顿饭的钱要高出个几倍,却又不至于让这汉子一夜暴富。等崇祯皇帝赶到了村子里夏季晒麦子和玉米的场上之时,村子里老老少少二百多号男人都已经赶到了场上。就好像每个村子的村头总是有那么一棵或者两棵仿佛迎客松一般的大柳树一样,每个村子的场上也总有那么一座碾子,用来碾面子或者玉米用。此时的碾台上除了碌碡之外,本村的村正也站在了上面。崇祯皇帝也不管除了自己带来的温体仁等人和赵大之外的其他村民仿佛看瘟神一样看待自己,都离着自己挺老远,反而饶有兴致的想要听听这村正说些什么。等看着人都到的差不多了,那村正也咳了咳,清了清嗓子后开口道:“那个,老少爷们儿们,有好事儿跟你们说一下。本来想着挨家挨户的通知,可是这人也太他娘的多了,索性给你们喊一块儿来一起说了罢。”周围围了一整圈的村民们没有人开口话说。很多时候这所谓的好事儿根本就是个屁,搞不好对于里正这等人家来说还能算得上是好事儿,但是对于其他的穷苦人家可就算不上了。譬如徭役。只是这一回,村民们想的可就差了,因为这里正说的还真是好事儿“当朝天子喜得长公主,因此下了旨意,凡是家中有老人年岁六十以上的,或者是今年刚刚生了女儿的,都有赏赐,大家伙儿带着户籍册子到县衙去领就行了。”村正的话一出口,下面可就炸开了锅了。打从开天辟地到如今,还真就没听说过有这样儿的好事儿。往常便是有庙会什么的,那些戏文里唱的,也多是些什么皇帝老儿家里生了太子爷,大赦天下什么的,何曾听说过生了公主还给老百姓发东西呢?一个看着足有六七十的老汉当即便问道:“我说张老五,你可不是在糊弄俺?”村正笑道:“太叔公,您这辈分可是在这里摆着的,俺怎么敢糊弄您老人家?再说了,俺说的这些要是假的,可就是那戏文里说的什么假传圣旨了,是要杀头的。”被称为太叔公的老汉嘿了一声道:“真的?俺张老实活了一辈子,可还真是头一回听说有这等好事儿。不过,谅你小子也不敢拿这事儿骗俺。”村正无奈地笑了笑,却没有再接话——自己小时候可是没少挨这太叔公的揍,哪怕如今这太叔公年岁已高,可是打小儿留下的阴影却是实打实的。只是突然间却又有人问道:“那要是生了儿子的呢?俺家里前两天可是刚生了个大胖小子,这女儿没生出来啊。”村正笑骂道:“你聋了还是咋的?没听到说是生了女儿的?要怪就怪你张小六的媳妇不争气,谁让她生儿子的!”张小六嘿嘿笑道:“回头俺就揍她去,谁让她不给俺生个女儿的。”说音刚落,张小六的脑袋上就挨了太叔公一巴掌:“糊涂!生女儿有甚么用,要是没个儿子,那是绝户!好好疼你媳妇才是真的,要不小心俺揍你!”挨了太叔公的揍,张小六却不敢说什么,只是赔笑道:“俺这不是玩笑话么,又不是真的,您老人家别生气,别生气。”眼见后边都是这些家长里短的事儿,再往后甚至越聊越跑偏,甚至有向着黄段子集合的趋势发展,崇祯皇帝也失了看下去的兴致。向着赵大拱手告辞之后,崇祯皇帝便又带着温体仁等人离开了张家庄。见崇祯皇帝的心情颇好,温体仁便也难得的凑趣道:“这些庄稼汉倒也也颇有意思,这等平静的日子也当真不错。”崇祯皇帝笑道:“若是全天下的村子都如刚才这张家庄一般,那才是真正的好日子。只要桌子上再多些鱼肉,多些菜,这些百姓的心里大概就知足了许多罢。”只是崇祯皇帝高兴的日子却实不多——或者说现实这个小娘们儿从来就不想让崇祯皇帝开心。走了没多远,正好走到了离着张家庄仅有里地之遥的小王庄。小王庄的村口也是吵杂的很,只是说的事情却不是刚才张家庄说的那些,反而是有人抬着一块门板,上面蒙着一张破席子,席子下面露出了点儿带着碎花的衣角。崇祯皇帝当即便带着温体仁等人让路到一旁,让小王庄的人先行通过——此时的崇祯皇帝还以为是村中死了人要安葬。只是等着到这些人从自己身边过去之后,崇祯皇帝却是从这些人的话中听出了一股子别样的意味。再一看这些人去的方向正是顺天府衙门所在的方向,崇祯皇帝便眉头一皱,吩咐道:“走,咱们也跟着看看去。”只是还没有走多远,后面就又跟来了一群人,手中拿着向木棒什么的,在一个管家模样人带领下向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向跑来。这下子远远地缀着却又一直在用千里镜观察着这边动向的完颜成可就急了。这他娘的,你们愿意怎么打生打死那是你们的事儿,要是胆敢碰破陛下的一块儿油皮,老子就活扒了你们的皮!一挥手,一直在等候命令的百余骑锡伯族骑兵们便骑上了战马,向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向疾驰而去。其实也不怪完颜成紧张。崇祯皇帝现在身边的锦衣卫加上东厂的番子们一共也就二十来个,而身后冲过来的这些拿着家伙的人却足有七八十个,便是比这前面抬着门板的人再加上崇祯皇帝身边的人还要多一些。第267章给老子砸这个要求让温体仁和郭允百都蛋疼无比。其实在温体仁看来,崇祯皇帝想的事情还是简单了些。不举的都有些什么人?肯定是养不起孩子的居多。连孩子都养不起,有几个还能读的起书的?再加上现在又没有什么夜间的消谴之处,纵然是有青楼楚馆什么的,又怎么是那些平民百姓能去得起的?至于那些秀才和举人老爷什么的,光是投效都能吃的满嘴流油了,还用得着溺死自己的孩子?崇祯皇帝提出来的这么个要求,基本上能卡住的也就是那些刚刚有条件读书,却还没有功名在身的人——等于到了最后,卡住的还是那些泥腿子。更让人蛋疼的,则是刚才崇祯皇帝一拍脑门就提出来的大明给生了孩子的大明百姓发什么抚养钱这事儿。虽然在郭允厚已经明确了表示国库可能支撑不起之后崇祯皇帝说让郭允厚不用担心,其实在温体仁看来这根本就是在胡闹。其实想想就能清楚,崇祯皇帝所谓不担心钱的玩法,无非就是打算抄家豪商或者是从藩王身上下手——根据崇祯皇帝以往干过的事儿来推断,这种情况的可能性几乎是十成十的。但是这事儿不能这么干啊。满大明的豪商有多少?不得不承认,是挺多的,但是缺钱了宰一个,再缺钱了再宰一个,有多少商人经得起这么薅羊毛?等到羊毛都薅的差不多了,还会有人去经商?至于薅大明藩王的羊毛,光是一个福王都能够让这些藩王感觉到害怕了,如果再薅的狠了,傻子才会留在大明,置换到海外封地当个土皇帝多好——如此一来,倒是成全了崇祯皇帝想要置换藩王封地的想法。至于以后新出现的藩王,基本上有一个算一个,都是崇祯皇帝自己的骨肉血脉,到时候崇祯皇帝不像万历老皇帝那么对待福王一般的宠溺就已经是大明之幸了,还能下得去手薅羊毛?反正温体仁是不相信的崇祯皇帝会薅自己孩子的羊毛。也正是因为如此,温体仁对于崇祯皇帝提出来的要求才感觉到蛋疼无比——当然,他并不知道蛋疼这个词。但是他知道这种感觉。只是崇祯皇帝现在正是在兴头上,再加上崇祯皇帝也在关心着坤宁宫中的皇后,所以温体仁很识趣的没有提出来反对——等孩子生完了以后,诸事平稳了再慢慢劝谏吧。打定了主意的温体仁只是躬身应道:“陛下,臣会和施大人还有郭尚书等商议后,再向陛下上书。”崇祯皇帝只是嗯了一声后,却又接着吩咐道:“朕还有一事,要郭爱卿去办,其间厂卫也会给郭爱卿一些方便。”只是听到厂卫这个词,郭允厚便本能地感觉到崇祯皇帝给出的差事肯定不会是什么好事儿——但凡涉及到厂卫,还他娘的有好事儿?崇祯皇帝却好像没有感觉到郭允厚的纠结一般,直接吩咐道:“回头郭爱卿让人在京城及周围统计一番,民间女子多少岁嫁娶,多少岁生育,在不同的年龄,又有多少女子是难产的,因此而殒命者又有几何。”温体仁闻言却是心中一动,先一步道:“陛下让郭尚书去统计这个,莫非是对民间的婚嫁年龄有什么看法?”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,却又望向了旁边的太医院院正,开口道:“朕还记得十三四岁时,往往吃的较多,身体却只见长了个头,也不见长什么肉。由此可见,十三四之明,尚且是长身体之时。待得年岁又大了一些,到了朕这般年纪的,便是吃的再多,却是不见长个头,只见长肉了。故而朕以为莫说是女子,便是男子,十三四岁之时,身子骨仍未生长结实。由此看来,若是年岁较小时婚嫁生子,由于自己的身体都未长得结实,反而不美。”太医院院正和旁边的阴科御医对视了一眼,阴科的御医吴子靖便当先开口道:“臣以为陛下所言极是有理。臣未入太医院之前,也曾在民间行医多年,因此上倒也见过不少陛下所说的情况。女子十三四岁生子者,十有六七会有难产,若是十六七的女子生育,难产的情况却是较十三四岁的为少,若是再大一些,便是更少一些。待得生育过一次之后再行生育,则不管其年龄大小,都是要容易得多。但是往往年龄小的,却很少有能再第二次生育子女的,不少十三四岁的产妇甚至会因难产而亡故。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,正想接着往下说,却听得坤宁宫中皇后的惨叫声不复刚才的低沉,反而一声高过一声,便是自己在大殿外离得有一些距离,仍能听得清清楚楚。此时崇祯皇帝再也坐不住了,更别提理会什么太医不太医的了,当时便噌的一声站了起了,向着皇后所在的寝宫又迈了两步。这一次却没有客氏来拦着皇帝了,只是温体仁却又有意无意的躬身挡在崇祯皇帝向前,阻止了崇祯皇帝再向坤宁宫走去的路子。崇祯皇帝此时也从刚才的紧张之中醒了过来,倒也止住了迈向坤宁宫的步伐。现在这种情况,自己便是再着急又能有个屁用。别的不说,光是现在大殿中接生的产婆,外加上外面等着伺候的奶妈还有侍女,伺候着的御医,哪个不是堪称全大明最顶尖的?万一真有什么难产的情况出现,自己难产还能比御医更有办法?幸好前世时的自己记得周皇后最后是被崇祯皇帝给赐死的,还给崇祯皇帝生了好几个孩子,那就说明周皇后没有死于难产。只是一想到御医,崇祯皇帝的脸却又阴沉了一些。前有泰昌帝和天启木匠死的水明不白,再加上天启的媳妇张嫣流产的事情,崇祯皇帝又如何敢信任这些本该是为皇室服务的御医?崇祯皇帝暗自咬了咬牙,这些孙子要是有谁敢在这时候搞鬼,别说是挂到午门上与黄立极为伴,九族都他娘的给他全平掉!幸好,崇祯皇帝最担心的情况并没有出现。随着周皇后一声惨叫,寝宫之中便传来了一阵轻微的啼哭声。自己在这个世界终于有了第一个孩子了!此时的崇祯皇帝别说是什么民间女子婚嫁不婚嫁的,便是连陕西和辽东的建奴都抛在了脑后,只觉得那不比猫叫声大到哪儿去的婴儿啼哭,直接就牵动了自己整个的心神。见温体仁也知趣地向旁边退开了几步,崇祯皇帝便大步向着坤宁宫走去,却正好看见客氏怀抱着一个裹的严严实实的小包裹一样的东西出来了。崇祯皇帝心知这就是周皇后给自己生的孩子了,却不知道是男是女,当下走的更快了。客氏眼见崇祯皇帝大步向着自己走来,小心翼翼地快走两步到了崇祯皇帝身前后,便略微躬身道:“启奏陛下,皇后娘娘为陛下生了个公主,奴婢恭喜陛下,贺喜陛下。”崇祯皇帝此时心中高兴,便连声吩咐王承恩道:“去吩咐御膳房多准备些吃食,今天在这里的都有。客氏照顾皇后有功,赏明珠一对。”王承恩也是心中替崇祯皇帝高兴,闻言应了后便要转身去御膳房吩咐。只是脚步还没有迈出去,却听崇祯皇帝接着吩咐道:“还有,让御膳房多做些适合皇后吃的,这几日皇后的一应用度皆从宽了用。”等王承恩去御膳房了之后,崇祯皇帝才转身从客氏的手中抱过了孩子——正是前世有过养儿子的经验,崇祯皇帝才没有觉得这孩子真丑……头顶又显得尖尖,连眼睛都没有睁开的小脸上还长着胎毛,小嘴马不时的吧嗒一下,两条小腿被由于被裹在了小被子之中,便是挣扎也使不上多大的力气,只是两中穿着周皇后亲手缝制的衣服的小手却不时地动一下,整个儿的婴儿看起来更像是一个没毛小猴子一般。得了周皇后马上要生的消息便早早的赶了过来的张嫣原本见崇祯皇帝和温体仁等大臣在商议事情,便没有说话,如今见孩子平安出生,左右已经无事,便走了过来。见崇祯皇帝如同抱着什么稀世珍宝一般,张嫣心下却是一阵黯然地抚摸了一下自己的小腹。或许是自己的名字起的不好吧。历史上和自己同名的汉惠帝刘盈的皇后也叫张嫣,她比自己还要惨一些,哪怕是个死,还是个处女皇后。自己终究是比汉朝的孝惠皇后要幸运一些罢,好歹也算是得到了自己丈夫的喜爱。只是自己又能幸运到哪儿去?一次小产之后,便再也不曾怀上过自己夫君的孩子,也只能说自己命还不够好罢?崇祯皇帝满心都是怀中那个小小的人儿,却是不曾注意到懿安皇后的到来。眼尖的客氏见自己侍候过的张嫣过来了,连忙拜道:“见过皇后娘娘。”张嫣见了客氏,心中更感戚然——若不是当时客氏不在宫中,只怕自己也未必会小产。崇祯皇帝此时也被客氏的声音惊醒了过来,见张嫣已经命客氏起来,崇祯皇帝便笑道:“皇嫂也过来了,倒是劳动皇嫂挂念了。”张嫣看着崇祯皇帝还是向自己先问好,心中却也是欣慰了几分。自从天启皇帝大行了之后,崇祯皇帝对待自己却也是不曾缺了礼数,自己宫中的一应用度,都是特意吩咐过从宽了调拨的。崇祯皇帝的作派,好歹也算是安慰了自己一番,也不枉了自己劝天启皇帝将皇帝传给了崇祯皇帝。强自打起了精神,张嫣也是笑道:“皇帝何须客气?哀家听闻皇后要生了,这才赶了过来看看有没有什么能帮得上忙的,虽然白跑了一趟,可是哀家这心中也是替皇帝和皇后高兴的。”见崇祯皇帝憨笑一声,张嫣心中更是欣慰,干脆从崇祯皇帝的手中接过了孩子,笑道:“皇帝莫要看着孩子现在不怎么好看,等过几日长天了,便是个粉雕玉琢的好娃娃了。”崇祯皇帝笑着应是,这其中的关节自己也是知道的。顺产的婴儿在出生时,宝宝的头部充血,有助提高脑部呼吸中枢的兴奋性,分娩时有规律的子宫收缩与胎儿经过产道时的挤压,可以挤出胎儿呼吸道中的羊水或粘液,有利于宝宝出生后快速建立正常呼吸,使新生儿更容易哭出声来。而且据后世的研究表明,自然分娩的宝宝长大后情商普遍较高。另外,宝宝的肺可以得到锻炼,促进肺成熟,出生后很少发生肺透明膜病,新生儿湿肺和吸入性肺炎的发生率也大大减少。而且较之剖腹产的产妇,顺产的产妇恢复的也比较快,当天就可以下地行走,也算是一个好处了。眼见懿安皇后张嫣也是抱着孩子轻轻摇晃,显然是关于书中兔子、土鳖等词的解释以及感言眼前的这台机器,用傻大黑粗来形容都是一种赞美。看起来整台机器充斥着崇祯皇帝在后世时看到过无数次的毛熊风格,粗犷,钢铁,笨重,这就是用来形容这台机器的关键词。炉子中的的熊熊火焰不断将上面锅炉中的水烧开变成蒸汽,蒸汽再带动着上面的一根轴承来回往复运动,由于没有套接上任何的机床或者说机械,光秃秃的轴承看起来颇有些邪恶的意味。然而不管这台机器有多么丑陋,这玩意都是崇祯皇帝的希望。只要有了这玩意,以后就能基于这东西玩出更多的花活。比如说用于火铳的枪膛钻孔。之前用人力手掏膛,一个手熟的工人,掏出一根枪管大概要十来天的时间。但是用这玩意呢?一个人能看着许多台锅炉,这个是没有问题的。然后许多台锅炉就能同时钻许多根枪膛。而且这玩意又不知道累,只要及时的更换钻头,基本上三个人轮班,就可以在三五天的时间内钻出来许多根枪管。尤其是火车的作用。别管现在造出来的火头跑的有多慢,不知疲惫不用草料就已经是最大的优势了。想象一下,无数的物资通过托马斯小火车日夜不休的运往辽东,运往任何一处大明想要征服的地方,由于节省了人马和粮食,而且还是不眼不休,这种优势就足以怼死任何大明看不惯或者说崇祯皇帝看不惯的人了。更何况蒸汽机这玩意改造改造还能用到船上。一艘艘不知疲倦的大船栽着兵员和物资去美洲大陆上解放炎黄苗裔,赶走欧美鬼畜,想想都激动。此时的崇祯皇帝越看这台傻大黑粗的机械越是激动,也顾不得自己根本就是一个工科理科双小白,外加历史小白政治小白的那种小白的小白,干脆问徐光启道:“徐爱卿,这台蒸汽机目前还有甚么比较棘手的问题?”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,目前这台机器最大的问题就是密封性的问题。由于不断地会出现漏气的情况,以至于要浪费许多的木柴和石碳,而且还总是停摆。还有那根用来带动其他机械的曲轴,由于漏气,总是动作不连续而且慢。其实解决了这个问题之后,这台机器便可以用到许多地方。只是材料上面却还是有一些问题。比如说用这机器来钻火铳的膛管,钻头的寿命却是不长,一两天便要更换。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,激动的心情却是慢慢的恢复了一些。自己这种渣渣根本就不懂工科理科的知识,炼钢炼铁什么的知识根本就不懂,记住的一些知识,也是那些穿越者培训教材中一麟半爪提到的。沉吟了半天后,崇祯皇帝才道:“密封的问题么,刚才朕已经说过了,徐爱卿尽管去试,反正不怕浪费。还有就是材料的问题,主要还是在钢铁之上。不过,朕以为可以试试用高炉来炼铁炼钢。”徐光启一听到高炉这个词,本能的便感觉到这个词的不简单,当时便问道:“不知道陛下所说的高炉指的是什么?”崇祯皇帝心道朕知道个屁的高炉是怎么回事儿——大概就是炉子的烟囱特别高一些罢。斟酌一番后,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“朕以为炼铁或者炼钢,最为关键的地方其实只有两个。一个是温度,再一个便是杂质。”嗯,你说的真有道理,我也知道好吗。徐光启心中一边吐糟,一边躬身道:“陛下所言甚是。只是臣愚钝,虽然也知道这两个问题,却没有甚么好的办法来解决,请陛下恕罪。”崇祯皇帝心想,朕他娘的也不知道,但是朕看过穿越者培训教材,里面总是提到过一些嘛。想了想,崇祯皇帝便道:“先说温度的问题罢。徐爱卿应该知道用柴火的温度不如木碳的温度,而木碳的温度又不如石碳。朕曾在一本书中看过,有一种硬碳较之普通的石碳较硬,但是需要先行炼一番才堪使用,其火毒烈无比。”徐光启却是很好奇崇祯皇帝到底从哪儿看来的这些书了,当时便躬身问道:“启奏陛下,微臣有个不情之请,求陛下一定要应允。”崇祯皇帝却是没有直接答应,反而问道:“不知道爱卿所求何事?”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,微臣很好奇陛下刚才所说的这种硬碳,却未曾见哪本书中提到过,因此想求陛下将那本提到过的书借给微臣一观。”崇祯皇帝被徐光启几句话给弄的无语。这让朕上哪儿找这么本书去。难道朕跟你说朕穿越之前的小时候生活在煤矿的附近,知道有礁碳这么个玩意,火力猛如狗,连钢都能给轻易的烧红烧化?斟酌了一番后,崇祯皇帝才对徐光启道:“徐爱卿倒是把朕也问住了。朕之前在潜邸之时,颇好看一些杂书。只是朕读书,向来也不求甚解,因此连书名都不曾记住。等到朕登基之后,那些书也不知道放在哪儿了,因此倒也不太好找。”见胡子都已经全白了,可以说是为了大明的科学研究奉献了一生的徐光启一副失望无比的样子,崇祯皇帝不忍心地道:“这样儿罢,朕倒是记住了那种硬碳长什么样子,朕这便吩咐厂卫人人去寻找一番,找到了一定给徐爱卿弄来可好?”左右是没有其他的办法了,书借不到,也只能指望崇祯皇帝一定要把这种硬碳找到了。徐光启只得躬身道:“微臣先行谢过陛下了。”见崇祯皇帝点头,徐光启又接着道:“刚才陛下说温度的问题,提到了这种硬碳,只是不知道陛下对于铁水之中的杂质有何看法?”崇祯皇帝闻言却是来了精神,这个去除杂质的方法,朕还是知道一些滴。如此装逼的机会怎可放过?崇祯皇帝当即矜持地道:“朕以为万物相生相克,既然铁水之中有杂质,其物必然来自于铁矿石之中。既然如此,不如想办法将之吸附出去便是。”徐光启见崇祯皇帝一副胸有成竹的样子,当即便捧臭脚道:“请陛下赐教。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声后便说道:“朕于古籍之中见过上古之时的炼铁方法。凡百炼钢与大马士革钢,炼制之时必然要投入石灰石。朕虽然不解其意,然则百炼钢与大马士革钢的质量却是明摆着的,因此,朕以为可以试试投入石灰石一试。”等到徐光启躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝为了保险,干脆又加了一句:“不管石灰石扔进去有用无用,哪怕便是立即炼出来比百炼钢还要好的钢铁,徐爱卿不妨多扔些其他的东西进去一试。”崇祯皇帝想的很简单,多扔些东西,谁知道会得到啥玩意?后世有多少材料就是这么乱七八糟的东西在无意之中掺到一起而得到的?万一老徐因此而弄出来甚么特种合金钢,那可就牛逼的很了。想到合金钢,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“徐爱卿不妨将两种或者数种不同的材料一起炼制,不管是一起扔进去还是分个先后顺序,总之尽管试。朕不怕浪费,只要能得到一些有用的东西出来,浪费再多的材料也值得。”徐光启躬身道:“微臣多谢陛下厚爱。陛下请放宽心,微臣一定多加试制,看看最后能得到些甚么。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声道:“不错,很多东西都是无意之中所得,唯不断试难而已。朕还要向徐爱卿提出一个要求。”徐光启好奇地道:“请陛下吩咐。”崇祯皇帝道:“朕的要求其实很简单,便是这皇家学院中所做的任何一次试验,不管是干什么的,都要有着详细的记录。”徐光启笑道:“启奏陛下,现今皇家学院中的任何一次实验,其实都是有着记录的。”崇祯皇帝却是轻轻地摇了摇头,才接着道:“朕要的不是大概的记录,而是详细的。比方说,每次实验所用的材料要精确到钱,每次实验所用的时间,同样要更精确一些。”想到时间要精确,崇祯皇帝又来了精神。这可是个装逼的好机会,不能放过。崇祯皇帝笑道:“徐爱卿肯定是知道的,我大明现如今所用的时辰计量方式,不过是些时辰,刻钟,盏茶,刹那之类的。朕以为颇有不变,尤其是在进行这种炼铁炼钢的一类实验上面,更是不妥当。”徐光启好奇地道:“请陛下赐教。”崇祯皇帝道:“朕以为可以细分一些。比如将一个时辰一分为二,划为小时。小时划为分,称之为分,分划为息,称之为秒。”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,若是一个时辰一分为二,划为两时,则一时又划为多少分?时拆分为秒,则一分为多少秒?一秒又如何界定?”崇祯皇帝真想告诉徐光启,一个小时六十分,一分钟六十秒,这样儿多简单。可是这种理论总得找个理由才是。想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝才淡淡地道:“朕以为六十甲子乃是我大汉族人最早、最大的发明创造。其纪年为六十年一个周期,纪月为五年一个周期,纪日为六十天一个周期,纪时为五天一个周期。既然如此,不仿将一个小时亦以六十为一周期,划为六十分,一分又可分为六十秒。刚才朕大概地算了一下,人的一息时间,正好是一秒左右。”徐光启想了想,便躬身道:“陛下英明,臣稍后便会将时、分、秒详细地计算一下,最后再上书陛下。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,开口道:“这个不急,只要是这个时间的划分弄的精确了,再配合精确一些的度量衡,这些实验的数据便是精准的,不断地验证之下,总能得出一些有用的东西。”一番话说完之后,崇祯皇帝便又将目光投向了蒸汽机,对着徐光启道:“朕还有一个想法,不知道徐爱卿能不能帮朕实现?”徐光启躬身道:“请陛下吩咐。”看着徐光启的满头白发和银白色的胡子,崇祯皇帝心下闪过一丝不忍,却强忍着道:“徐爱卿,朕想马车乃是由马儿向前行走,带动的车轴转动,车轴又带动了车轮。若是将这蒸汽机想办法安放在马车上,只要有办法控制方向,是不是便不再需要马儿来拉车了?若是可行,那再往远了想一想,这蒸汽机只要再放大数倍,是不是便可以拉动更多的东西了?”说着说着,崇祯皇帝也来了兴致,干脆蹲在地上比划着:“若是铺设好轨道,将车子固定在上面,一辆连接一辆,是不是更大的蒸汽机可以一次拉动更多的东西?”同样一起蹲下来看着崇祯皇帝比划的徐光启看着崇祯皇帝划出来的两条长线,中间还有一道道的短线,便好奇地问道:“陛下所说的轨道,臣倒是理解了,只是这些横线又是干什么用的?”崇祯皇帝道:“爱卿想一想,若是一辆车子上面装载了太多的东西,是不是会更为沉重一些?若是单独两条轨道,岂不要被压的沉入地下?若是有了底下的这些横铺的石枕来分担压力,却不是要稳的多?”徐光启却是恍然道:“陛下所言不错,若是仅以两条细轨来载运车子上面的货物,其受力面积极小,必然下沉,若是有了这些小横线石枕为基,却是相当于人为地将受力面积分摊到了每一条石枕上面,必然要稳的多了。”嗯,你说的很有道理,朕也不知道是对是错是真是假。崇祯皇帝这种理工科的小白哪儿知道后世的火车轨道下面铺设枕石是干什么用的,只知道有这么个东西,自己也就顺手画了下来,刚才的一番话也不过是想当然地忽悠徐光启的。只是不曾想徐光启却是根据自己这种乱七八糟的说法总结出来这么多东西,这些玩科学的家伙们果然可怕。崇祯皇帝干脆从地上站了起来,对徐光启道:“徐爱卿可以将这些东西总结一下,再教授下去。”待徐光启躬身应是后,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“徐爱卿一定要早些将这蒸汽机还有为种蒸汽机车给弄出来,到时候朕有大用。”第266章回去就揍媳妇严格说起来,崇祯皇帝这不是第一次当爹了。穿越前就有过娃,所以是当过滴。可是穿越之后,这辈子还是第一次,再加上周皇后又是第一次生孩子,年龄又小了些,又怎么可能不紧张——甚至都紧张到不知道该先迈哪一条腿比较好了。匆匆忙忙地走到了门口,崇祯却是突然吩咐原本打算告退的温体仁等人道:“温爱卿与郭爱卿随朕一起,其他人先散了吧。”温爱卿与郭允厚一起躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝又接着吩咐道:“命锦衣卫去传诏太医院院正,擅长阴科与哑科的御医一起入宫候命。”前来报信的小太监倒是颇为机灵,听到崇祯皇帝的吩咐,连忙应道:“启奏陛下,太医院院正已经在坤宁宫外候旨了,阴科御医也在。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,便不再说话,只是快步往坤宁宫而去。等到了坤宁宫外,整个坤宁宫外的太监宫女们来回的窜来窜去忙成一团,崇祯皇帝看着都头疼。只是跟后世医院一样,这时候还是不要去打扰的好,崇祯皇帝也只能按下心头的烦燥,耐着性子等待起来。只是听着坤宁宫中周皇后的叫声一阵阵的传来,崇祯皇帝原本就担心,现在更是忍不住,提脚便要向着坤宁宫内走去。正从坤宁宫中出来的客印月一见崇祯皇帝向着坤宁宫而去,这架势明显是要闯入宫中,赶忙紧走两步挡在崇祯身前跪地道:“陛下留步。”崇祯皇帝脸色当即就拉了下来,眯着眼睛道:“你敢拦朕?”听出崇祯皇帝语气中的不善,客印月赶忙拜道:“奴婢不敢,还请陛下息怒,实在是皇后产子,陛下不宜进入。”崇祯皇帝此时倒也是想起来了,古代人都认为生孩子是不洁之事,通常都避讳男人进去,如此一来,倒也怪不得客印月。崇祯皇帝压下心头的怒气问道:“皇后如何了?”客印月见崇祯皇帝不再往里硬闯,便再一次拜道:“幸赖列祖列宗保佑,陛下洪福,看胎像一切顺利,陛下可放宽心。”崇祯嗯了一声,吩咐客印月自己去忙后,便又回到外面坐下,安心的等了起来。只是看着一旁等候的太医院院正还有好几个根本就不曾见过的御医,温体仁和郭允厚也已经赶了过来,崇祯皇帝便又想起来刚才来之前想到的事儿。斟酌了一番后,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“朕闻民间女子婚嫁,多是在十三四岁之时?”郭允厚本身身为户部尚书,这些类似于基本常识的事儿又怎么可能不知道?当下便躬身道:“启奏陛下,女子十三而天葵至,便可嫁娶生育。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,暗骂一声禽兽。十三四岁的年龄,放在后世还是一个个刚刚读初中的小萝莉,这些混账也能下得去手。虽然说后世的那些总想带着小女孩看金鱼的怪叔叔们都在都说什么萝莉有三好,轻音体柔易推倒,但是崇祯皇帝下不去这个手啊——好歹也得十六了不是?崇祯皇帝很想直接说什么以后女子不满十六者不许婚嫁,但是这他娘的属于政治不正确,说出来的后果崇祯皇帝用脚趾头都能想得出来。又是沉吟了半晌,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“朕初为人父,心中着实担忧皇后的安危。至于民间么,朕常闻有产妇难产,许多人家都是保孩子而舍产妇,不知是真是假?”郭允厚又不是什么毛头小子,当然对于这些事儿知道一些,当下便躬身道:“陛下所言不错,民间重婴孩而轻产妇,若是男婴,则更甚之。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声道:“皆是为人父母者,产妇非人耶?如何又不是自己父母的心头肉?再者,世人孰非母亲生之?着实可恨!”崇祯皇帝的话说完,郭允厚却是苦笑着道:“陛下,若仅是如此,倒也好说,只是民间皆重男婴,溺死女婴者,不再少数。再则,民间对于女子多有管制,例如再嫁之事。”郭允厚这番话说的倒是公道,完全是站在了一个户部尚书的角度上来说的——女子再嫁或者女孩子多了,生的孩子也就多,自己收的税不就是更多?再说了,看崇祯皇帝担心皇后的这个样子,还有隐隐约约从宫中传出来崇祯皇帝对于几个后妃的宠爱,郭允厚哪里还猜不到崇祯皇帝的心思?崇祯皇帝心道老子也知道民间这操蛋的风气。可是知道归知道,可是崇祯皇帝自己也没有什么好办法。说白了,每次打完仗,总是要死上一大批的男人,经常出现的情况就是女多男少,为了保证人口,这才出现了男人三妻四妾的现象。要不然看看后世,承平已久的社会中,三妻四妾?想多了。男人死的少了,一个一个女人都不够分,还想多吃多占?当然,这种情况不能把某些有钱有权有势的人计算在内,要不然小三这个词是怎么出来的?但是不可否认的是,当男人比女人还要多了之后,强烈要求一夫一妻制的呼声便会一天高过一天,再过分一点,为了保证自己有个媳妇,连什么男人加入女权组织这种事儿都跟着冒了出来了。但是古代的社会玩一夫一妻?这肯定是不行的。在古代,人口可就是国家的战略资源,人口多了才能占更多的地盘,这才是三妻四妾的根本意义所在。比如在汉朝,跟自己家老公过不下去了而一脚把男人蹬了再嫁的例子有的是,最著名的是汉武大帝刘彻的老娘王娡。王娡先是嫁于金王孙,并生有一女金俗,之后,被母亲送入皇太子宫,为刘启生下三女一子,其子即为汉武帝刘彻。而等到刘彻登基之后,还因为太后王娡想念女儿,特地跑去找金俗认了亲,还赐给金俗公主才有的汤沐邑,封金俗为修成君。金俗有一儿一女,儿子号修成子仲,因为王太后的纵容,横行于京师。由此可见,在汉时根本就没有人管女子再嫁之事——都他娘的能再嫁入天家了,还有人管?怎么管?这种情况到了唐朝也一个样儿,还是没有人去管女子再嫁什么的。据《新唐书·公主传》的记载计算,唐代中前期的公主中改嫁者即有二十九人,其中有五人甚至三嫁。著名的襄城公主、太平公主,都曾改嫁。皇室如此,民间更是家常便饭,大儒生房玄龄、韩愈的夫人或女儿都曾改嫁。至于班昭《女诫》中所说的什么“男有再娶之意,女无再适之文”这种话,更是向来没有人当回事儿。《唐律疏议》在“夫丧守志而强嫁”条规定:“诸夫丧服除而欲守志,非女之祖父母、父母而强嫁之者,徒一年;期亲嫁者,减二等。各离之。”在疏议中解释到:“妇人夫丧服除,誓心守志,唯祖父母、父母得夺而嫁之。”这种法律就规定的很明确了,哪怕这女的不想改嫁,祖父母、父母还是能逼着女子改嫁的,所以对于什么“女无再适之意”这种话大家伙儿听听就好,女儿可是自己家的,换谁能舍得女儿就真个守寡一辈子?但是自从宋朝之后,操蛋的事情就出现了。老祖宗玩什么三妻四妾,说白了是为了有更多的马仔去跟着自己抢地盘,可是有些傻缺就把事情给搞砸了。变成了自己享受不说,还一天天的把女人的地位往下打压。尤其是宋朝的那些个文人士大夫们,为了掩饰自己外战外行,不断被外放打压的无能本质,连裹脚这种屁事都能想的出来玩玩,而且连之前不禁女子再嫁的法律都给改掉。著名的女词人李清照,本来与赵明诚为夫妇,恩爱美满,生活幸福。后来金兵入寇,她悠闲的生活也就一去不返——南渡以后不久,赵明诚就去世了。赵明诚去世之后,李清照又改嫁给周汝舟为妻,婚后发现丈夫人品低劣,有违法行为、不堪共同生活,于是清照又告官检举周汝舟。等到周汝舟被官府给处置了之后,李清照的麻烦也来了。宋朝法律规定,妻告夫者,即使所告为实,也要“徒二年”。清照为自己本身就算是有才名,朋友总还算是有一些能靠的住的,因此才免于身陷囹圄,并与周汝舟离婚。但是,李清照后半生的这段经历却往往被欣赏她才华的文人所隐去——不就是因为李清照改嫁了,所以不符合他们的价值观了?但是这些还不是最操蛋的。最操蛋的是溺死女婴这种事儿。很多刚刚出生女婴,往往连第一口奶都没有吃上,便被溺死——越是穷困的家庭中,这种情况就越多见,至于说什么虎毒不食子,自己都养活不起了,不赶紧生个男娃来传宗接代下地放牛干活,生个女娃干什么?也正是基于这种思想,民间溺死女婴者多不胜数。若是放在别的皇帝身上,可能也就这么着了,反正管是管不过来的,还操那么多心干什么?但是崇祯皇帝觉得不行。过上几年十几年的,等到小冰河时期过去了,再怼死建奴,没有足够的人口,谁他娘的给老子去打仗?谁给朕缴纳赋税——永不加赋,可不是说永不收赋!想了半天,崇祯皇帝觉得这事儿得想个办法解决。只是这种事儿,民间往往自己偷偷摸摸的就给办了,朝廷官府都不知道,等到知道了,事儿都完了,还追究个屁?沉吟了半晌后,崇祯才想到一个靠谱的办法。根据著名历史参考读物《我要做皇帝》中的记载,人家那个穿越者是怎么解决这个问题的?别以为溺死女婴这种事儿大汉朝就没有了,相反,由于当时的生产力更为低下一些,这种事儿也就更多。但是那个穿越成刘彻的家伙就提出了一个解决办法——谁家敢不举,溺死女婴的,统统五算。五算,也就是增加五倍的赋。大明朝多缴纳五倍的赋这事儿明显行不通。依着当时的情况来看,这种情况直接就能把人给逼死——生了孩子养不起,估计是得饿死全家,干脆溺死,就得交五倍的赋,但是本身明朝的赋可就不低了,到时候怎么办?为了自己能活下去,估计不知道会有多少人造反举旗造反了,因此这个法子行不通。但是崇祯皇帝还有个更好的办法。驴子不听话怎么办?当然是一手大棒一手胡萝卜。所以在想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“回头温爱卿与郭爱卿等商议一下,看看朕说的法子可不可行。”温体仁和郭允厚一起躬身道:“请陛下吩咐。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,说道:“此后民间女子怀孕,须到官府报备,不论生男生女,皆算其功,有赏,以其能抚养孩子至十六岁这宜,再者,各社学、县学,凡自七岁入学始,至十六以下者,分文不取,反给膳食。若是不报备或者溺死婴孩者,以其不举之罪论之,罚钱,罚钱的多少,要卿等商议好。”温体仁还没有说话,郭允厚却是蛋疼的道:“启奏陛下,此时天下承平已久,若是家家户户皆赏,即使每家赏一两银子,每年便需千万两之巨,国库中又何来这许多银钱?”崇祯皇帝却道:“朕自有办法,爱卿放心地与温爱卿商议便是。”崇祯皇帝的打算很简单,没钱?藩王不是有?江南的土豪们不是有?到时候先打上一波秋风再说。再说了,自己堂堂一个穿越者,便是什么玩意都不会造的废渣,不还是跟徐光启一起捣鼓出来了用硝石制冰的法子?到时候再多想想办法,多弄点儿其他的好东西,光是收税什么的就够自己开心的了。再说了,以后不还得打仗么,打仗不抢东西那还打个屁!所以银子这东西,崇祯皇帝总是不太担心。崇祯皇帝想了想,干脆又加了一条:“自明日起,凡有溺死女婴者,不得科举。”第260章大明长公主(4千字第一更)赵大憨笑一声道:“公子,咱这水可是从地下的井里打出来的,家家户户都是这般的甜。”崇祯皇帝笑了笑道:“不管怎么说,总之是要多谢赵大哥的招待了。”赵大道:“公子请稍坐,俺去外面看看饭食怎么样儿了。”崇祯皇帝道:“赵大哥请便。”等到赵大出去之后,却是直到开饭时才回来。崇祯皇帝也不以为意。自己这些人在屋子里坐着,对于赵大这种老实村民来说确实是有些压力,与其在屋子中不知道说些什么,倒不如在外面等着饭好了再回来张罗。一张平常百姓家里常见的桌子,几个破破烂烂但还算得上结实的凳子,桌子上再摆上几个装着菜肴的粗瓷盘子,外加几副碗快,这就算齐了。只是让崇祯皇帝意外的,则是桌子上一个很大的,通常被称之为海碗的大碗之中,装着一只被剁成块的鸡肉。也不知道是哪只老母鸡还是大公鸡这么倒霉,因为自己几人的到来而命丧餐桌。赵大的老母亲此时也走出了屋子,去厨房与儿媳一同用饭,那赵大那个此时刚刚在外面疯玩回来的五六岁的儿子却上了桌。尽管崇祯皇帝一再挽留,却仍然挡不住,便是连赵大也是一副习以为常的样子。其实这倒怪不得赵大不孝,而是此时的风俗便是这样儿,有客人来时,女子一般是不上桌的,一般就在厨房里凑合着吃了,至于男孩,别管多少,桌子上都会有他的一席之地。到了后世,这种风俗渐渐的少了。但是在山东等地某些地方,却还保留着这一风俗。如果有客人来,只有家中的长辈女性才会上桌,辈分低一些的,还是在另一个屋子中吃饭,不与客人同桌而食,而男孩儿则不同,哪怕只有两三岁,也会有人抱着在餐桌之上吃饭。崇祯皇帝只得等赵母出了屋子后,才落坐而食。农家的饭食确实说不上好吃。一些玉米面做成的窝窝头,加上一些玉米面熬出来的粥,便是这一顿饭的主食了。只是崇祯皇帝这种历史小白根本就没有记住玉米到底是什么时候进入大明的,见到有窝窝头,还是惊奇了一番,而且又怀念起了前世之时吃过的窝头的味道。赵大见崇祯皇帝不去夹海碗之中的鸡肉,反而不断地向着一些腌渍好的野菜和窝窝头下手,虽然暗道这公子也是个享福享出毛病来的主儿,却仍然劝道:“公子多吃些这鸡肉,都是在外面刨食吃虫子的,味道还算过得去。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,左右这只倒霉鸡已经被端上了餐桌,自己也没有必要再矫情了,吃便是了。至于赵大家因为自己而少了只鸡,稍后补偿他一番便是了。想明白了之后,崇祯皇帝也不再客气,当下便伸筷子夹起了一块鸡肉吃了起来。一口鸡肉进到嘴里,崇祯皇帝的眼泪都差点儿掉下来。这种原生态的农家味儿,别说是穿越前已经极少能吃到了,便是穿越后,那些好好的鸡肉也被宫的御厨给弄的美伦美奂,好看也好吃,却唯独没有了这股子农家味儿。赵大家中没有酒,刚才赵大抽空子出去打回来的酒也说不上多好喝,只是一顿饭却吃的崇祯皇帝满意无比。等到一顿饭吃完,温体仁几人有没有吃饭,崇祯皇帝不知道,但是崇祯皇帝自己却吃的饱饱的,而且满意无比。一边喝着显得粗糙无比的茶叶,崇祯皇帝一边问道:“赵大哥,这窝头当真不错,只是小弟怎么从来就没见过?”赵大笑道:“公子是高贵人,平日里又怎么吃过玉蜀黍这种粗粮,不怎么顶饿不说,吃着也不怎么样儿。公子如今觉得好吃,不过是乍吃之下,有个新奇感而已。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,又接着道:“今年的年景可不怎么好,可是赵大哥家中还能吃饱,可见赵大哥是个勤奋人。”赵大又是憨笑一声,回道:“公子过奖了,农家人不勤奋些,又怎么能吃饱肚子。也多亏了陛下登基后经常免赋免徭役甚么的,这日子倒是比过去强了许多。”崇祯皇帝正想开口说话,却听得院子外传来一阵大喊声:“赵大!赵大!”赵大先向崇祯皇帝告了罪,这才走出了屋子,来到了院子里。崇祯皇帝隐隐约约地在屋子中听到:“赵大,找找你家的户籍册子。”接着又是一番交谈,声音却是低了下去。等过了半晌,赵大才又回到屋子中。崇祯皇帝问道:“赵大哥莫不是有事儿?”赵大笑道:“好教公子得知,如今陛下喜得了长公主,却是让天下的老百姓都跟着沾沾喜气哩。”崇祯皇帝做出一副好奇的样子,问道:“赵大哥详细说说呗?小弟可是好奇的紧。”赵大道:“回公子的话,如今官府派了人来通知的村里,村正这不是正挨家挨户的通知么,凡是家中有六十岁以上长者的,便可以去官府领肉十斤,面十斤,油十斤。便是崇祯元年之中有女儿出生者,也都赏布一匹。”说完之后,却是一副可惜万分的表情:“只是俺家中老娘的年岁尚且不足六十,这些好东西却是没俺的份儿了。”崇祯皇帝被这老实汉子那副满脸可惜的样子给逗笑了,笑着道:“那赵大哥可得努力了,万一明年的时候,陛下再喜得个皇子公主啥的再普天同庆,那赵大哥可就有的好处可拿了。”赵大却是郁闷地道:“公子说笑了,这也就是长公主出生才有这好事儿,等以后陛下的子嗣多了起来,又怎么还会有这般好事儿?”崇祯笑道:“那可说不准。”抬头望望天色,崇祯皇帝正打算告辞,却又听得院子外面传来咣咣咣的铜锣响声,接着又是铛铛铛的钟响声。崇祯皇帝颇感好奇,当下也不管赵大如何推辞,只是留下了几两碎银子便告辞而去,向着钟响的地方而去。倒不是说崇祯皇帝小气,而是这种老实的农家汉子,一次给他们太多的钱反而不是什么好事儿。便是后世都听的多了,甚么有人中了奖或者突然发了财之后,就会有无数的亲戚冒出来借钱甚么的,搞的人是烦不胜烦,许多原本关系不错的,甚至因此反目成仇。因此上,倒不如给那么一点儿就算了,左右都比这顿饭的钱要高出个几倍,却又不至于让这汉子一夜暴富。等崇祯皇帝赶到了村子里夏季晒麦子和玉米的场上之时,村子里老老少少二百多号男人都已经赶到了场上。就好像每个村子的村头总是有那么一棵或者两棵仿佛迎客松一般的大柳树一样,每个村子的场上也总有那么一座碾子,用来碾面子或者玉米用。此时的碾台上除了碌碡之外,本村的村正也站在了上面。崇祯皇帝也不管除了自己带来的温体仁等人和赵大之外的其他村民仿佛看瘟神一样看待自己,都离着自己挺老远,反而饶有兴致的想要听听这村正说些什么。等看着人都到的差不多了,那村正也咳了咳,清了清嗓子后开口道:“那个,老少爷们儿们,有好事儿跟你们说一下。本来想着挨家挨户的通知,可是这人也太他娘的多了,索性给你们喊一块儿来一起说了罢。”周围围了一整圈的村民们没有人开口话说。很多时候这所谓的好事儿根本就是个屁,搞不好对于里正这等人家来说还能算得上是好事儿,但是对于其他的穷苦人家可就算不上了。譬如徭役。只是这一回,村民们想的可就差了,因为这里正说的还真是好事儿“当朝天子喜得长公主,因此下了旨意,凡是家中有老人年岁六十以上的,或者是今年刚刚生了女儿的,都有赏赐,大家伙儿带着户籍册子到县衙去领就行了。”村正的话一出口,下面可就炸开了锅了。打从开天辟地到如今,还真就没听说过有这样儿的好事儿。往常便是有庙会什么的,那些戏文里唱的,也多是些什么皇帝老儿家里生了太子爷,大赦天下什么的,何曾听说过生了公主还给老百姓发东西呢?一个看着足有六七十的老汉当即便问道:“我说张老五,你可不是在糊弄俺?”村正笑道:“太叔公,您这辈分可是在这里摆着的,俺怎么敢糊弄您老人家?再说了,俺说的这些要是假的,可就是那戏文里说的什么假传圣旨了,是要杀头的。”被称为太叔公的老汉嘿了一声道:“真的?俺张老实活了一辈子,可还真是头一回听说有这等好事儿。不过,谅你小子也不敢拿这事儿骗俺。”村正无奈地笑了笑,却没有再接话——自己小时候可是没少挨这太叔公的揍,哪怕如今这太叔公年岁已高,可是打小儿留下的阴影却是实打实的。只是突然间却又有人问道:“那要是生了儿子的呢?俺家里前两天可是刚生了个大胖小子,这女儿没生出来啊。”村正笑骂道:“你聋了还是咋的?没听到说是生了女儿的?要怪就怪你张小六的媳妇不争气,谁让她生儿子的!”张小六嘿嘿笑道:“回头俺就揍她去,谁让她不给俺生个女儿的。”说音刚落,张小六的脑袋上就挨了太叔公一巴掌:“糊涂!生女儿有甚么用,要是没个儿子,那是绝户!好好疼你媳妇才是真的,要不小心俺揍你!”挨了太叔公的揍,张小六却不敢说什么,只是赔笑道:“俺这不是玩笑话么,又不是真的,您老人家别生气,别生气。”眼见后边都是这些家长里短的事儿,再往后甚至越聊越跑偏,甚至有向着黄段子集合的趋势发展,崇祯皇帝也失了看下去的兴致。向着赵大拱手告辞之后,崇祯皇帝便又带着温体仁等人离开了张家庄。见崇祯皇帝的心情颇好,温体仁便也难得的凑趣道:“这些庄稼汉倒也也颇有意思,这等平静的日子也当真不错。”崇祯皇帝笑道:“若是全天下的村子都如刚才这张家庄一般,那才是真正的好日子。只要桌子上再多些鱼肉,多些菜,这些百姓的心里大概就知足了许多罢。”只是崇祯皇帝高兴的日子却实不多——或者说现实这个小娘们儿从来就不想让崇祯皇帝开心。走了没多远,正好走到了离着张家庄仅有里地之遥的小王庄。小王庄的村口也是吵杂的很,只是说的事情却不是刚才张家庄说的那些,反而是有人抬着一块门板,上面蒙着一张破席子,席子下面露出了点儿带着碎花的衣角。崇祯皇帝当即便带着温体仁等人让路到一旁,让小王庄的人先行通过——此时的崇祯皇帝还以为是村中死了人要安葬。只是等着到这些人从自己身边过去之后,崇祯皇帝却是从这些人的话中听出了一股子别样的意味。再一看这些人去的方向正是顺天府衙门所在的方向,崇祯皇帝便眉头一皱,吩咐道:“走,咱们也跟着看看去。”只是还没有走多远,后面就又跟来了一群人,手中拿着向木棒什么的,在一个管家模样人带领下向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向跑来。这下子远远地缀着却又一直在用千里镜观察着这边动向的完颜成可就急了。这他娘的,你们愿意怎么打生打死那是你们的事儿,要是胆敢碰破陛下的一块儿油皮,老子就活扒了你们的皮!一挥手,一直在等候命令的百余骑锡伯族骑兵们便骑上了战马,向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向疾驰而去。其实也不怪完颜成紧张。崇祯皇帝现在身边的锦衣卫加上东厂的番子们一共也就二十来个,而身后冲过来的这些拿着家伙的人却足有七八十个,便是比这前面抬着门板的人再加上崇祯皇帝身边的人还要多一些。第267章给老子砸赵大憨笑一声道:“公子,咱这水可是从地下的井里打出来的,家家户户都是这般的甜。”崇祯皇帝笑了笑道:“不管怎么说,总之是要多谢赵大哥的招待了。”赵大道:“公子请稍坐,俺去外面看看饭食怎么样儿了。”崇祯皇帝道:“赵大哥请便。”等到赵大出去之后,却是直到开饭时才回来。崇祯皇帝也不以为意。自己这些人在屋子里坐着,对于赵大这种老实村民来说确实是有些压力,与其在屋子中不知道说些什么,倒不如在外面等着饭好了再回来张罗。一张平常百姓家里常见的桌子,几个破破烂烂但还算得上结实的凳子,桌子上再摆上几个装着菜肴的粗瓷盘子,外加几副碗快,这就算齐了。只是让崇祯皇帝意外的,则是桌子上一个很大的,通常被称之为海碗的大碗之中,装着一只被剁成块的鸡肉。也不知道是哪只老母鸡还是大公鸡这么倒霉,因为自己几人的到来而命丧餐桌。赵大的老母亲此时也走出了屋子,去厨房与儿媳一同用饭,那赵大那个此时刚刚在外面疯玩回来的五六岁的儿子却上了桌。尽管崇祯皇帝一再挽留,却仍然挡不住,便是连赵大也是一副习以为常的样子。其实这倒怪不得赵大不孝,而是此时的风俗便是这样儿,有客人来时,女子一般是不上桌的,一般就在厨房里凑合着吃了,至于男孩,别管多少,桌子上都会有他的一席之地。到了后世,这种风俗渐渐的少了。但是在山东等地某些地方,却还保留着这一风俗。如果有客人来,只有家中的长辈女性才会上桌,辈分低一些的,还是在另一个屋子中吃饭,不与客人同桌而食,而男孩儿则不同,哪怕只有两三岁,也会有人抱着在餐桌之上吃饭。崇祯皇帝只得等赵母出了屋子后,才落坐而食。农家的饭食确实说不上好吃。一些玉米面做成的窝窝头,加上一些玉米面熬出来的粥,便是这一顿饭的主食了。只是崇祯皇帝这种历史小白根本就没有记住玉米到底是什么时候进入大明的,见到有窝窝头,还是惊奇了一番,而且又怀念起了前世之时吃过的窝头的味道。赵大见崇祯皇帝不去夹海碗之中的鸡肉,反而不断地向着一些腌渍好的野菜和窝窝头下手,虽然暗道这公子也是个享福享出毛病来的主儿,却仍然劝道:“公子多吃些这鸡肉,都是在外面刨食吃虫子的,味道还算过得去。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,左右这只倒霉鸡已经被端上了餐桌,自己也没有必要再矫情了,吃便是了。至于赵大家因为自己而少了只鸡,稍后补偿他一番便是了。想明白了之后,崇祯皇帝也不再客气,当下便伸筷子夹起了一块鸡肉吃了起来。一口鸡肉进到嘴里,崇祯皇帝的眼泪都差点儿掉下来。这种原生态的农家味儿,别说是穿越前已经极少能吃到了,便是穿越后,那些好好的鸡肉也被宫的御厨给弄的美伦美奂,好看也好吃,却唯独没有了这股子农家味儿。赵大家中没有酒,刚才赵大抽空子出去打回来的酒也说不上多好喝,只是一顿饭却吃的崇祯皇帝满意无比。等到一顿饭吃完,温体仁几人有没有吃饭,崇祯皇帝不知道,但是崇祯皇帝自己却吃的饱饱的,而且满意无比。一边喝着显得粗糙无比的茶叶,崇祯皇帝一边问道:“赵大哥,这窝头当真不错,只是小弟怎么从来就没见过?”赵大笑道:“公子是高贵人,平日里又怎么吃过玉蜀黍这种粗粮,不怎么顶饿不说,吃着也不怎么样儿。公子如今觉得好吃,不过是乍吃之下,有个新奇感而已。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,又接着道:“今年的年景可不怎么好,可是赵大哥家中还能吃饱,可见赵大哥是个勤奋人。”赵大又是憨笑一声,回道:“公子过奖了,农家人不勤奋些,又怎么能吃饱肚子。也多亏了陛下登基后经常免赋免徭役甚么的,这日子倒是比过去强了许多。”崇祯皇帝正想开口说话,却听得院子外传来一阵大喊声:“赵大!赵大!”赵大先向崇祯皇帝告了罪,这才走出了屋子,来到了院子里。崇祯皇帝隐隐约约地在屋子中听到:“赵大,找找你家的户籍册子。”接着又是一番交谈,声音却是低了下去。等过了半晌,赵大才又回到屋子中。崇祯皇帝问道:“赵大哥莫不是有事儿?”赵大笑道:“好教公子得知,如今陛下喜得了长公主,却是让天下的老百姓都跟着沾沾喜气哩。”崇祯皇帝做出一副好奇的样子,问道:“赵大哥详细说说呗?小弟可是好奇的紧。”赵大道:“回公子的话,如今官府派了人来通知的村里,村正这不是正挨家挨户的通知么,凡是家中有六十岁以上长者的,便可以去官府领肉十斤,面十斤,油十斤。便是崇祯元年之中有女儿出生者,也都赏布一匹。”说完之后,却是一副可惜万分的表情:“只是俺家中老娘的年岁尚且不足六十,这些好东西却是没俺的份儿了。”崇祯皇帝被这老实汉子那副满脸可惜的样子给逗笑了,笑着道:“那赵大哥可得努力了,万一明年的时候,陛下再喜得个皇子公主啥的再普天同庆,那赵大哥可就有的好处可拿了。”赵大却是郁闷地道:“公子说笑了,这也就是长公主出生才有这好事儿,等以后陛下的子嗣多了起来,又怎么还会有这般好事儿?”崇祯笑道:“那可说不准。”抬头望望天色,崇祯皇帝正打算告辞,却又听得院子外面传来咣咣咣的铜锣响声,接着又是铛铛铛的钟响声。崇祯皇帝颇感好奇,当下也不管赵大如何推辞,只是留下了几两碎银子便告辞而去,向着钟响的地方而去。倒不是说崇祯皇帝小气,而是这种老实的农家汉子,一次给他们太多的钱反而不是什么好事儿。便是后世都听的多了,甚么有人中了奖或者突然发了财之后,就会有无数的亲戚冒出来借钱甚么的,搞的人是烦不胜烦,许多原本关系不错的,甚至因此反目成仇。因此上,倒不如给那么一点儿就算了,左右都比这顿饭的钱要高出个几倍,却又不至于让这汉子一夜暴富。等崇祯皇帝赶到了村子里夏季晒麦子和玉米的场上之时,村子里老老少少二百多号男人都已经赶到了场上。就好像每个村子的村头总是有那么一棵或者两棵仿佛迎客松一般的大柳树一样,每个村子的场上也总有那么一座碾子,用来碾面子或者玉米用。此时的碾台上除了碌碡之外,本村的村正也站在了上面。崇祯皇帝也不管除了自己带来的温体仁等人和赵大之外的其他村民仿佛看瘟神一样看待自己,都离着自己挺老远,反而饶有兴致的想要听听这村正说些什么。等看着人都到的差不多了,那村正也咳了咳,清了清嗓子后开口道:“那个,老少爷们儿们,有好事儿跟你们说一下。本来想着挨家挨户的通知,可是这人也太他娘的多了,索性给你们喊一块儿来一起说了罢。”周围围了一整圈的村民们没有人开口话说。很多时候这所谓的好事儿根本就是个屁,搞不好对于里正这等人家来说还能算得上是好事儿,但是对于其他的穷苦人家可就算不上了。譬如徭役。只是这一回,村民们想的可就差了,因为这里正说的还真是好事儿“当朝天子喜得长公主,因此下了旨意,凡是家中有老人年岁六十以上的,或者是今年刚刚生了女儿的,都有赏赐,大家伙儿带着户籍册子到县衙去领就行了。”村正的话一出口,下面可就炸开了锅了。打从开天辟地到如今,还真就没听说过有这样儿的好事儿。往常便是有庙会什么的,那些戏文里唱的,也多是些什么皇帝老儿家里生了太子爷,大赦天下什么的,何曾听说过生了公主还给老百姓发东西呢?一个看着足有六七十的老汉当即便问道:“我说张老五,你可不是在糊弄俺?”村正笑道:“太叔公,您这辈分可是在这里摆着的,俺怎么敢糊弄您老人家?再说了,俺说的这些要是假的,可就是那戏文里说的什么假传圣旨了,是要杀头的。”被称为太叔公的老汉嘿了一声道:“真的?俺张老实活了一辈子,可还真是头一回听说有这等好事儿。不过,谅你小子也不敢拿这事儿骗俺。”村正无奈地笑了笑,却没有再接话——自己小时候可是没少挨这太叔公的揍,哪怕如今这太叔公年岁已高,可是打小儿留下的阴影却是实打实的。只是突然间却又有人问道:“那要是生了儿子的呢?俺家里前两天可是刚生了个大胖小子,这女儿没生出来啊。”村正笑骂道:“你聋了还是咋的?没听到说是生了女儿的?要怪就怪你张小六的媳妇不争气,谁让她生儿子的!”张小六嘿嘿笑道:“回头俺就揍她去,谁让她不给俺生个女儿的。”说音刚落,张小六的脑袋上就挨了太叔公一巴掌:“糊涂!生女儿有甚么用,要是没个儿子,那是绝户!好好疼你媳妇才是真的,要不小心俺揍你!”挨了太叔公的揍,张小六却不敢说什么,只是赔笑道:“俺这不是玩笑话么,又不是真的,您老人家别生气,别生气。”眼见后边都是这些家长里短的事儿,再往后甚至越聊越跑偏,甚至有向着黄段子集合的趋势发展,崇祯皇帝也失了看下去的兴致。向着赵大拱手告辞之后,崇祯皇帝便又带着温体仁等人离开了张家庄。见崇祯皇帝的心情颇好,温体仁便也难得的凑趣道:“这些庄稼汉倒也也颇有意思,这等平静的日子也当真不错。”崇祯皇帝笑道:“若是全天下的村子都如刚才这张家庄一般,那才是真正的好日子。只要桌子上再多些鱼肉,多些菜,这些百姓的心里大概就知足了许多罢。”只是崇祯皇帝高兴的日子却实不多——或者说现实这个小娘们儿从来就不想让崇祯皇帝开心。走了没多远,正好走到了离着张家庄仅有里地之遥的小王庄。小王庄的村口也是吵杂的很,只是说的事情却不是刚才张家庄说的那些,反而是有人抬着一块门板,上面蒙着一张破席子,席子下面露出了点儿带着碎花的衣角。崇祯皇帝当即便带着温体仁等人让路到一旁,让小王庄的人先行通过——此时的崇祯皇帝还以为是村中死了人要安葬。只是等着到这些人从自己身边过去之后,崇祯皇帝却是从这些人的话中听出了一股子别样的意味。再一看这些人去的方向正是顺天府衙门所在的方向,崇祯皇帝便眉头一皱,吩咐道:“走,咱们也跟着看看去。”只是还没有走多远,后面就又跟来了一群人,手中拿着向木棒什么的,在一个管家模样人带领下向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向跑来。这下子远远地缀着却又一直在用千里镜观察着这边动向的完颜成可就急了。这他娘的,你们愿意怎么打生打死那是你们的事儿,要是胆敢碰破陛下的一块儿油皮,老子就活扒了你们的皮!一挥手,一直在等候命令的百余骑锡伯族骑兵们便骑上了战马,向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向疾驰而去。其实也不怪完颜成紧张。崇祯皇帝现在身边的锦衣卫加上东厂的番子们一共也就二十来个,而身后冲过来的这些拿着家伙的人却足有七八十个,便是比这前面抬着门板的人再加上崇祯皇帝身边的人还要多一些。第267章给老子砸

徐光启斟酌了半天,才开口道:“其实最大的问题,倒还是在于浪费。”崇祯皇帝被徐光启弄的一头雾水。浪费?这玩意就是用于节约人力资源的,怎么还扯上浪费了?想了想,崇祯皇帝便问道:“徐爱卿说的浪费是怎么个浪费法?”徐光启一边引着崇祯皇帝向前走,一边道:“启奏陛下,臣所说的浪费乃是此物消耗木头和石碳。其实对比之下,使用此物倒不如直接使用人力来得节省,唯一的优点,大概便是只要燃料与水充足,此物便可不眼不休地劳作。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,边走边道:“先慢慢来嘛,以后总会研究出比现在要好的多的,至于现在么,浪费些石碳没甚么,尽管浪费,我大明之外有的是这东西,大明养着卫所也不是用来吃干饭的。”对于崇祯皇帝语气中赤裸裸的不要脸之意,徐光启只能表示佩服佩服——要不然怎么崇祯皇帝登基之后就能东拒建奴北征蒙古?就冲这不要脸的劲儿,实在是大明历代皇帝中的独一份。只是佩服归佩服,但是问题还是问题。徐光启接着道:“还有一事,便是这蒸汽机的密封问题。臣以为其实这蒸汽机浪费的木头与石碳较多,根子上的原因还是密封所造成的。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,却没有说话。想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝只能无奈的承认,自己确实不是那天材,上学时很多东西都还给老师了——瓦特那家伙是怎么解决的密封问题,崇祯皇帝表示根本就没印象。比如这种密封性的问题,除了知道跟橡胶有关之外,剩下的根本就没记住……只是,单独一个橡胶的问题,就足够崇祯皇帝头疼了,而且这个橡胶的问题问题目前不是那么好解决的。当然,要说一定要解决橡胶的问题,其实也不是一点儿的办法也没有——只要派兵去占领美洲,弄到橡胶就齐活了。哥伦布现在有没有去美洲,崇祯皇帝表示不知道,也不关心。但是大明去美洲却是一定要去的。印第安,殷地安,这摆明了就是天朝自古以来的土地,所谓的印第安人,肯定是殷商遗民。而做为天朝上国的大明崇祯皇帝,又怎么能允许炎黄之后,殷商遗民浪落在外受人欺凌?哪怕是殷商遗民已经因为失去了来自母国的文明而变得如同野人一般,那也是堂堂的炎黄贵胄不是?至于失去了文明的传承,没关系,反正儒家最第264章瞎忽悠(4千字第二更)徐光启斟酌了半天,才开口道:“其实最大的问题,倒还是在于浪费。”崇祯皇帝被徐光启弄的一头雾水。浪费?这玩意就是用于节约人力资源的,怎么还扯上浪费了?想了想,崇祯皇帝便问道:“徐爱卿说的浪费是怎么个浪费法?”徐光启一边引着崇祯皇帝向前走,一边道:“启奏陛下,臣所说的浪费乃是此物消耗木头和石碳。其实对比之下,使用此物倒不如直接使用人力来得节省,唯一的优点,大概便是只要燃料与水充足,此物便可不眼不休地劳作。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,边走边道:“先慢慢来嘛,以后总会研究出比现在要好的多的,至于现在么,浪费些石碳没甚么,尽管浪费,我大明之外有的是这东西,大明养着卫所也不是用来吃干饭的。”对于崇祯皇帝语气中赤裸裸的不要脸之意,徐光启只能表示佩服佩服——要不然怎么崇祯皇帝登基之后就能东拒建奴北征蒙古?就冲这不要脸的劲儿,实在是大明历代皇帝中的独一份。只是佩服归佩服,但是问题还是问题。徐光启接着道:“还有一事,便是这蒸汽机的密封问题。臣以为其实这蒸汽机浪费的木头与石碳较多,根子上的原因还是密封所造成的。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,却没有说话。想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝只能无奈的承认,自己确实不是那天材,上学时很多东西都还给老师了——瓦特那家伙是怎么解决的密封问题,崇祯皇帝表示根本就没印象。比如这种密封性的问题,除了知道跟橡胶有关之外,剩下的根本就没记住……只是,单独一个橡胶的问题,就足够崇祯皇帝头疼了,而且这个橡胶的问题问题目前不是那么好解决的。当然,要说一定要解决橡胶的问题,其实也不是一点儿的办法也没有——只要派兵去占领美洲,弄到橡胶就齐活了。哥伦布现在有没有去美洲,崇祯皇帝表示不知道,也不关心。但是大明去美洲却是一定要去的。印第安,殷地安,这摆明了就是天朝自古以来的土地,所谓的印第安人,肯定是殷商遗民。而做为天朝上国的大明崇祯皇帝,又怎么能允许炎黄之后,殷商遗民浪落在外受人欺凌?哪怕是殷商遗民已经因为失去了来自母国的文明而变得如同野人一般,那也是堂堂的炎黄贵胄不是?至于失去了文明的传承,没关系,反正儒家最第264章瞎忽悠(4千字第二更)最近看书评区中很多人对于出现兔子、土鳖等词汇表示不满,原本不想说什么,但是看因此而发书评的读者很多,所以还是解释一下的好。先说下土鳖这个词,不知道有多少人是从过军的,军中有句流传很广的话,原本是这样儿的:“陆军土,海军洋,空军会飞翔。”这里面的意思很简单,陆军的服装土气的一批,多少年没有多少长进,海军的就要洋气很多。而空军会飞翔这个没什么好说的,人家原本就是天上飞的。而对比海军和空军,陆军部队很多都自嘲为土鳖,所以我在书里也引用了这一部分,但是没有任何不敬的意思。如果说还不能理解,问问退伍老兵吧,他们很多人是知道这个梗的。至于兔子这个梗,来自于《那年那兔那些事儿》这部动漫,其中将地球五大流氓具化如下:中国——腹黑的小白兔,看起来人畜无害,但是兔子急了会咬人滴;美国——小短腿的白头鹰,总是各种挑事儿的家伙;前苏联——毛熊,老大哥一样的存在,死要面子活受罪,最后千古;俄罗斯——大毛,毛熊的长子,被鹰玩弄过,后来跟兔子一起玩了;乌克兰——二毛,穷疯了的二毛没有什么东西不敢卖的,但是同样没什么好心眼;法国——高卢鸡,存在感很低但是谁也不能无视他;英国——约翰牛,搅屎棍的存在;其他的不再一一列举了,比如同样是骆驼的狗大户和死对头傻大木,还有河马一般的黑叔叔。尤其是在第一季中的第三集中,那一句“眼泪,眼泪也是会冻住的”还有第四集中的“亲,我们回家!”“我们是东方航空056航班,运送志愿军战士遗骸前往沈阳”,军机回应:“欢迎志愿军忠烈回国,我部飞机两架,奉命为你全程护航。”我不知道有多少人会跟我一样,30多岁的人了,每次听到这几句话的时候眼睛中仍然全是泪水——只是为了在孩子面前不掉下泪水,所以强忍着。所以,你们喷我是大汉民族主义,我很高兴;你们喷我是愤青,我也对你们的夸奖表示感谢;你们说我写的小说很烂,我也只是笑笑,一个新人有今天的成绩原本就是大家赏脸,不能奢求更多;但是,任何人,不能说我对解放军和这个国家有不尊敬或者不爱国的意思。借用艾青《我爱这土地》的一句话——为什么我的眼里常含泪水,因为我对这土地爱得深沉。以上,致所有不管是正版读者还是盗版的读者。第261章长平公主(4千字大章)赵大憨笑一声道:“公子,咱这水可是从地下的井里打出来的,家家户户都是这般的甜。”崇祯皇帝笑了笑道:“不管怎么说,总之是要多谢赵大哥的招待了。”赵大道:“公子请稍坐,俺去外面看看饭食怎么样儿了。”崇祯皇帝道:“赵大哥请便。”等到赵大出去之后,却是直到开饭时才回来。崇祯皇帝也不以为意。自己这些人在屋子里坐着,对于赵大这种老实村民来说确实是有些压力,与其在屋子中不知道说些什么,倒不如在外面等着饭好了再回来张罗。一张平常百姓家里常见的桌子,几个破破烂烂但还算得上结实的凳子,桌子上再摆上几个装着菜肴的粗瓷盘子,外加几副碗快,这就算齐了。只是让崇祯皇帝意外的,则是桌子上一个很大的,通常被称之为海碗的大碗之中,装着一只被剁成块的鸡肉。也不知道是哪只老母鸡还是大公鸡这么倒霉,因为自己几人的到来而命丧餐桌。赵大的老母亲此时也走出了屋子,去厨房与儿媳一同用饭,那赵大那个此时刚刚在外面疯玩回来的五六岁的儿子却上了桌。尽管崇祯皇帝一再挽留,却仍然挡不住,便是连赵大也是一副习以为常的样子。其实这倒怪不得赵大不孝,而是此时的风俗便是这样儿,有客人来时,女子一般是不上桌的,一般就在厨房里凑合着吃了,至于男孩,别管多少,桌子上都会有他的一席之地。到了后世,这种风俗渐渐的少了。但是在山东等地某些地方,却还保留着这一风俗。如果有客人来,只有家中的长辈女性才会上桌,辈分低一些的,还是在另一个屋子中吃饭,不与客人同桌而食,而男孩儿则不同,哪怕只有两三岁,也会有人抱着在餐桌之上吃饭。崇祯皇帝只得等赵母出了屋子后,才落坐而食。农家的饭食确实说不上好吃。一些玉米面做成的窝窝头,加上一些玉米面熬出来的粥,便是这一顿饭的主食了。只是崇祯皇帝这种历史小白根本就没有记住玉米到底是什么时候进入大明的,见到有窝窝头,还是惊奇了一番,而且又怀念起了前世之时吃过的窝头的味道。赵大见崇祯皇帝不去夹海碗之中的鸡肉,反而不断地向着一些腌渍好的野菜和窝窝头下手,虽然暗道这公子也是个享福享出毛病来的主儿,却仍然劝道:“公子多吃些这鸡肉,都是在外面刨食吃虫子的,味道还算过得去。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,左右这只倒霉鸡已经被端上了餐桌,自己也没有必要再矫情了,吃便是了。至于赵大家因为自己而少了只鸡,稍后补偿他一番便是了。想明白了之后,崇祯皇帝也不再客气,当下便伸筷子夹起了一块鸡肉吃了起来。一口鸡肉进到嘴里,崇祯皇帝的眼泪都差点儿掉下来。这种原生态的农家味儿,别说是穿越前已经极少能吃到了,便是穿越后,那些好好的鸡肉也被宫的御厨给弄的美伦美奂,好看也好吃,却唯独没有了这股子农家味儿。赵大家中没有酒,刚才赵大抽空子出去打回来的酒也说不上多好喝,只是一顿饭却吃的崇祯皇帝满意无比。等到一顿饭吃完,温体仁几人有没有吃饭,崇祯皇帝不知道,但是崇祯皇帝自己却吃的饱饱的,而且满意无比。一边喝着显得粗糙无比的茶叶,崇祯皇帝一边问道:“赵大哥,这窝头当真不错,只是小弟怎么从来就没见过?”赵大笑道:“公子是高贵人,平日里又怎么吃过玉蜀黍这种粗粮,不怎么顶饿不说,吃着也不怎么样儿。公子如今觉得好吃,不过是乍吃之下,有个新奇感而已。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,又接着道:“今年的年景可不怎么好,可是赵大哥家中还能吃饱,可见赵大哥是个勤奋人。”赵大又是憨笑一声,回道:“公子过奖了,农家人不勤奋些,又怎么能吃饱肚子。也多亏了陛下登基后经常免赋免徭役甚么的,这日子倒是比过去强了许多。”崇祯皇帝正想开口说话,却听得院子外传来一阵大喊声:“赵大!赵大!”赵大先向崇祯皇帝告了罪,这才走出了屋子,来到了院子里。崇祯皇帝隐隐约约地在屋子中听到:“赵大,找找你家的户籍册子。”接着又是一番交谈,声音却是低了下去。等过了半晌,赵大才又回到屋子中。崇祯皇帝问道:“赵大哥莫不是有事儿?”赵大笑道:“好教公子得知,如今陛下喜得了长公主,却是让天下的老百姓都跟着沾沾喜气哩。”崇祯皇帝做出一副好奇的样子,问道:“赵大哥详细说说呗?小弟可是好奇的紧。”赵大道:“回公子的话,如今官府派了人来通知的村里,村正这不是正挨家挨户的通知么,凡是家中有六十岁以上长者的,便可以去官府领肉十斤,面十斤,油十斤。便是崇祯元年之中有女儿出生者,也都赏布一匹。”说完之后,却是一副可惜万分的表情:“只是俺家中老娘的年岁尚且不足六十,这些好东西却是没俺的份儿了。”崇祯皇帝被这老实汉子那副满脸可惜的样子给逗笑了,笑着道:“那赵大哥可得努力了,万一明年的时候,陛下再喜得个皇子公主啥的再普天同庆,那赵大哥可就有的好处可拿了。”赵大却是郁闷地道:“公子说笑了,这也就是长公主出生才有这好事儿,等以后陛下的子嗣多了起来,又怎么还会有这般好事儿?”崇祯笑道:“那可说不准。”抬头望望天色,崇祯皇帝正打算告辞,却又听得院子外面传来咣咣咣的铜锣响声,接着又是铛铛铛的钟响声。崇祯皇帝颇感好奇,当下也不管赵大如何推辞,只是留下了几两碎银子便告辞而去,向着钟响的地方而去。倒不是说崇祯皇帝小气,而是这种老实的农家汉子,一次给他们太多的钱反而不是什么好事儿。便是后世都听的多了,甚么有人中了奖或者突然发了财之后,就会有无数的亲戚冒出来借钱甚么的,搞的人是烦不胜烦,许多原本关系不错的,甚至因此反目成仇。因此上,倒不如给那么一点儿就算了,左右都比这顿饭的钱要高出个几倍,却又不至于让这汉子一夜暴富。等崇祯皇帝赶到了村子里夏季晒麦子和玉米的场上之时,村子里老老少少二百多号男人都已经赶到了场上。就好像每个村子的村头总是有那么一棵或者两棵仿佛迎客松一般的大柳树一样,每个村子的场上也总有那么一座碾子,用来碾面子或者玉米用。此时的碾台上除了碌碡之外,本村的村正也站在了上面。崇祯皇帝也不管除了自己带来的温体仁等人和赵大之外的其他村民仿佛看瘟神一样看待自己,都离着自己挺老远,反而饶有兴致的想要听听这村正说些什么。等看着人都到的差不多了,那村正也咳了咳,清了清嗓子后开口道:“那个,老少爷们儿们,有好事儿跟你们说一下。本来想着挨家挨户的通知,可是这人也太他娘的多了,索性给你们喊一块儿来一起说了罢。”周围围了一整圈的村民们没有人开口话说。很多时候这所谓的好事儿根本就是个屁,搞不好对于里正这等人家来说还能算得上是好事儿,但是对于其他的穷苦人家可就算不上了。譬如徭役。只是这一回,村民们想的可就差了,因为这里正说的还真是好事儿“当朝天子喜得长公主,因此下了旨意,凡是家中有老人年岁六十以上的,或者是今年刚刚生了女儿的,都有赏赐,大家伙儿带着户籍册子到县衙去领就行了。”村正的话一出口,下面可就炸开了锅了。打从开天辟地到如今,还真就没听说过有这样儿的好事儿。往常便是有庙会什么的,那些戏文里唱的,也多是些什么皇帝老儿家里生了太子爷,大赦天下什么的,何曾听说过生了公主还给老百姓发东西呢?一个看着足有六七十的老汉当即便问道:“我说张老五,你可不是在糊弄俺?”村正笑道:“太叔公,您这辈分可是在这里摆着的,俺怎么敢糊弄您老人家?再说了,俺说的这些要是假的,可就是那戏文里说的什么假传圣旨了,是要杀头的。”被称为太叔公的老汉嘿了一声道:“真的?俺张老实活了一辈子,可还真是头一回听说有这等好事儿。不过,谅你小子也不敢拿这事儿骗俺。”村正无奈地笑了笑,却没有再接话——自己小时候可是没少挨这太叔公的揍,哪怕如今这太叔公年岁已高,可是打小儿留下的阴影却是实打实的。只是突然间却又有人问道:“那要是生了儿子的呢?俺家里前两天可是刚生了个大胖小子,这女儿没生出来啊。”村正笑骂道:“你聋了还是咋的?没听到说是生了女儿的?要怪就怪你张小六的媳妇不争气,谁让她生儿子的!”张小六嘿嘿笑道:“回头俺就揍她去,谁让她不给俺生个女儿的。”说音刚落,张小六的脑袋上就挨了太叔公一巴掌:“糊涂!生女儿有甚么用,要是没个儿子,那是绝户!好好疼你媳妇才是真的,要不小心俺揍你!”挨了太叔公的揍,张小六却不敢说什么,只是赔笑道:“俺这不是玩笑话么,又不是真的,您老人家别生气,别生气。”眼见后边都是这些家长里短的事儿,再往后甚至越聊越跑偏,甚至有向着黄段子集合的趋势发展,崇祯皇帝也失了看下去的兴致。向着赵大拱手告辞之后,崇祯皇帝便又带着温体仁等人离开了张家庄。见崇祯皇帝的心情颇好,温体仁便也难得的凑趣道:“这些庄稼汉倒也也颇有意思,这等平静的日子也当真不错。”崇祯皇帝笑道:“若是全天下的村子都如刚才这张家庄一般,那才是真正的好日子。只要桌子上再多些鱼肉,多些菜,这些百姓的心里大概就知足了许多罢。”只是崇祯皇帝高兴的日子却实不多——或者说现实这个小娘们儿从来就不想让崇祯皇帝开心。走了没多远,正好走到了离着张家庄仅有里地之遥的小王庄。小王庄的村口也是吵杂的很,只是说的事情却不是刚才张家庄说的那些,反而是有人抬着一块门板,上面蒙着一张破席子,席子下面露出了点儿带着碎花的衣角。崇祯皇帝当即便带着温体仁等人让路到一旁,让小王庄的人先行通过——此时的崇祯皇帝还以为是村中死了人要安葬。只是等着到这些人从自己身边过去之后,崇祯皇帝却是从这些人的话中听出了一股子别样的意味。再一看这些人去的方向正是顺天府衙门所在的方向,崇祯皇帝便眉头一皱,吩咐道:“走,咱们也跟着看看去。”只是还没有走多远,后面就又跟来了一群人,手中拿着向木棒什么的,在一个管家模样人带领下向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向跑来。这下子远远地缀着却又一直在用千里镜观察着这边动向的完颜成可就急了。这他娘的,你们愿意怎么打生打死那是你们的事儿,要是胆敢碰破陛下的一块儿油皮,老子就活扒了你们的皮!一挥手,一直在等候命令的百余骑锡伯族骑兵们便骑上了战马,向着崇祯皇帝所在的方向疾驰而去。其实也不怪完颜成紧张。崇祯皇帝现在身边的锦衣卫加上东厂的番子们一共也就二十来个,而身后冲过来的这些拿着家伙的人却足有七八十个,便是比这前面抬着门板的人再加上崇祯皇帝身边的人还要多一些。第267章给老子砸眼前的这台机器,用傻大黑粗来形容都是一种赞美。看起来整台机器充斥着崇祯皇帝在后世时看到过无数次的毛熊风格,粗犷,钢铁,笨重,这就是用来形容这台机器的关键词。炉子中的的熊熊火焰不断将上面锅炉中的水烧开变成蒸汽,蒸汽再带动着上面的一根轴承来回往复运动,由于没有套接上任何的机床或者说机械,光秃秃的轴承看起来颇有些邪恶的意味。然而不管这台机器有多么丑陋,这玩意都是崇祯皇帝的希望。只要有了这玩意,以后就能基于这东西玩出更多的花活。比如说用于火铳的枪膛钻孔。之前用人力手掏膛,一个手熟的工人,掏出一根枪管大概要十来天的时间。但是用这玩意呢?一个人能看着许多台锅炉,这个是没有问题的。然后许多台锅炉就能同时钻许多根枪膛。而且这玩意又不知道累,只要及时的更换钻头,基本上三个人轮班,就可以在三五天的时间内钻出来许多根枪管。尤其是火车的作用。别管现在造出来的火头跑的有多慢,不知疲惫不用草料就已经是最大的优势了。想象一下,无数的物资通过托马斯小火车日夜不休的运往辽东,运往任何一处大明想要征服的地方,由于节省了人马和粮食,而且还是不眼不休,这种优势就足以怼死任何大明看不惯或者说崇祯皇帝看不惯的人了。更何况蒸汽机这玩意改造改造还能用到船上。一艘艘不知疲倦的大船栽着兵员和物资去美洲大陆上解放炎黄苗裔,赶走欧美鬼畜,想想都激动。此时的崇祯皇帝越看这台傻大黑粗的机械越是激动,也顾不得自己根本就是一个工科理科双小白,外加历史小白政治小白的那种小白的小白,干脆问徐光启道:“徐爱卿,这台蒸汽机目前还有甚么比较棘手的问题?”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,目前这台机器最大的问题就是密封性的问题。由于不断地会出现漏气的情况,以至于要浪费许多的木柴和石碳,而且还总是停摆。还有那根用来带动其他机械的曲轴,由于漏气,总是动作不连续而且慢。其实解决了这个问题之后,这台机器便可以用到许多地方。只是材料上面却还是有一些问题。比如说用这机器来钻火铳的膛管,钻头的寿命却是不长,一两天便要更换。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,激动的心情却是慢慢的恢复了一些。自己这种渣渣根本就不懂工科理科的知识,炼钢炼铁什么的知识根本就不懂,记住的一些知识,也是那些穿越者培训教材中一麟半爪提到的。沉吟了半天后,崇祯皇帝才道:“密封的问题么,刚才朕已经说过了,徐爱卿尽管去试,反正不怕浪费。还有就是材料的问题,主要还是在钢铁之上。不过,朕以为可以试试用高炉来炼铁炼钢。”徐光启一听到高炉这个词,本能的便感觉到这个词的不简单,当时便问道:“不知道陛下所说的高炉指的是什么?”崇祯皇帝心道朕知道个屁的高炉是怎么回事儿——大概就是炉子的烟囱特别高一些罢。斟酌一番后,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“朕以为炼铁或者炼钢,最为关键的地方其实只有两个。一个是温度,再一个便是杂质。”嗯,你说的真有道理,我也知道好吗。徐光启心中一边吐糟,一边躬身道:“陛下所言甚是。只是臣愚钝,虽然也知道这两个问题,却没有甚么好的办法来解决,请陛下恕罪。”崇祯皇帝心想,朕他娘的也不知道,但是朕看过穿越者培训教材,里面总是提到过一些嘛。想了想,崇祯皇帝便道:“先说温度的问题罢。徐爱卿应该知道用柴火的温度不如木碳的温度,而木碳的温度又不如石碳。朕曾在一本书中看过,有一种硬碳较之普通的石碳较硬,但是需要先行炼一番才堪使用,其火毒烈无比。”徐光启却是很好奇崇祯皇帝到底从哪儿看来的这些书了,当时便躬身问道:“启奏陛下,微臣有个不情之请,求陛下一定要应允。”崇祯皇帝却是没有直接答应,反而问道:“不知道爱卿所求何事?”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,微臣很好奇陛下刚才所说的这种硬碳,却未曾见哪本书中提到过,因此想求陛下将那本提到过的书借给微臣一观。”崇祯皇帝被徐光启几句话给弄的无语。这让朕上哪儿找这么本书去。难道朕跟你说朕穿越之前的小时候生活在煤矿的附近,知道有礁碳这么个玩意,火力猛如狗,连钢都能给轻易的烧红烧化?斟酌了一番后,崇祯皇帝才对徐光启道:“徐爱卿倒是把朕也问住了。朕之前在潜邸之时,颇好看一些杂书。只是朕读书,向来也不求甚解,因此连书名都不曾记住。等到朕登基之后,那些书也不知道放在哪儿了,因此倒也不太好找。”见胡子都已经全白了,可以说是为了大明的科学研究奉献了一生的徐光启一副失望无比的样子,崇祯皇帝不忍心地道:“这样儿罢,朕倒是记住了那种硬碳长什么样子,朕这便吩咐厂卫人人去寻找一番,找到了一定给徐爱卿弄来可好?”左右是没有其他的办法了,书借不到,也只能指望崇祯皇帝一定要把这种硬碳找到了。徐光启只得躬身道:“微臣先行谢过陛下了。”见崇祯皇帝点头,徐光启又接着道:“刚才陛下说温度的问题,提到了这种硬碳,只是不知道陛下对于铁水之中的杂质有何看法?”崇祯皇帝闻言却是来了精神,这个去除杂质的方法,朕还是知道一些滴。如此装逼的机会怎可放过?崇祯皇帝当即矜持地道:“朕以为万物相生相克,既然铁水之中有杂质,其物必然来自于铁矿石之中。既然如此,不如想办法将之吸附出去便是。”徐光启见崇祯皇帝一副胸有成竹的样子,当即便捧臭脚道:“请陛下赐教。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声后便说道:“朕于古籍之中见过上古之时的炼铁方法。凡百炼钢与大马士革钢,炼制之时必然要投入石灰石。朕虽然不解其意,然则百炼钢与大马士革钢的质量却是明摆着的,因此,朕以为可以试试投入石灰石一试。”等到徐光启躬身应是之后,崇祯皇帝为了保险,干脆又加了一句:“不管石灰石扔进去有用无用,哪怕便是立即炼出来比百炼钢还要好的钢铁,徐爱卿不妨多扔些其他的东西进去一试。”崇祯皇帝想的很简单,多扔些东西,谁知道会得到啥玩意?后世有多少材料就是这么乱七八糟的东西在无意之中掺到一起而得到的?万一老徐因此而弄出来甚么特种合金钢,那可就牛逼的很了。想到合金钢,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“徐爱卿不妨将两种或者数种不同的材料一起炼制,不管是一起扔进去还是分个先后顺序,总之尽管试。朕不怕浪费,只要能得到一些有用的东西出来,浪费再多的材料也值得。”徐光启躬身道:“微臣多谢陛下厚爱。陛下请放宽心,微臣一定多加试制,看看最后能得到些甚么。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声道:“不错,很多东西都是无意之中所得,唯不断试难而已。朕还要向徐爱卿提出一个要求。”徐光启好奇地道:“请陛下吩咐。”崇祯皇帝道:“朕的要求其实很简单,便是这皇家学院中所做的任何一次试验,不管是干什么的,都要有着详细的记录。”徐光启笑道:“启奏陛下,现今皇家学院中的任何一次实验,其实都是有着记录的。”崇祯皇帝却是轻轻地摇了摇头,才接着道:“朕要的不是大概的记录,而是详细的。比方说,每次实验所用的材料要精确到钱,每次实验所用的时间,同样要更精确一些。”想到时间要精确,崇祯皇帝又来了精神。这可是个装逼的好机会,不能放过。崇祯皇帝笑道:“徐爱卿肯定是知道的,我大明现如今所用的时辰计量方式,不过是些时辰,刻钟,盏茶,刹那之类的。朕以为颇有不变,尤其是在进行这种炼铁炼钢的一类实验上面,更是不妥当。”徐光启好奇地道:“请陛下赐教。”崇祯皇帝道:“朕以为可以细分一些。比如将一个时辰一分为二,划为小时。小时划为分,称之为分,分划为息,称之为秒。”徐光启躬身道:“启奏陛下,若是一个时辰一分为二,划为两时,则一时又划为多少分?时拆分为秒,则一分为多少秒?一秒又如何界定?”崇祯皇帝真想告诉徐光启,一个小时六十分,一分钟六十秒,这样儿多简单。可是这种理论总得找个理由才是。想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝才淡淡地道:“朕以为六十甲子乃是我大汉族人最早、最大的发明创造。其纪年为六十年一个周期,纪月为五年一个周期,纪日为六十天一个周期,纪时为五天一个周期。既然如此,不仿将一个小时亦以六十为一周期,划为六十分,一分又可分为六十秒。刚才朕大概地算了一下,人的一息时间,正好是一秒左右。”徐光启想了想,便躬身道:“陛下英明,臣稍后便会将时、分、秒详细地计算一下,最后再上书陛下。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,开口道:“这个不急,只要是这个时间的划分弄的精确了,再配合精确一些的度量衡,这些实验的数据便是精准的,不断地验证之下,总能得出一些有用的东西。”一番话说完之后,崇祯皇帝便又将目光投向了蒸汽机,对着徐光启道:“朕还有一个想法,不知道徐爱卿能不能帮朕实现?”徐光启躬身道:“请陛下吩咐。”看着徐光启的满头白发和银白色的胡子,崇祯皇帝心下闪过一丝不忍,却强忍着道:“徐爱卿,朕想马车乃是由马儿向前行走,带动的车轴转动,车轴又带动了车轮。若是将这蒸汽机想办法安放在马车上,只要有办法控制方向,是不是便不再需要马儿来拉车了?若是可行,那再往远了想一想,这蒸汽机只要再放大数倍,是不是便可以拉动更多的东西了?”说着说着,崇祯皇帝也来了兴致,干脆蹲在地上比划着:“若是铺设好轨道,将车子固定在上面,一辆连接一辆,是不是更大的蒸汽机可以一次拉动更多的东西?”同样一起蹲下来看着崇祯皇帝比划的徐光启看着崇祯皇帝划出来的两条长线,中间还有一道道的短线,便好奇地问道:“陛下所说的轨道,臣倒是理解了,只是这些横线又是干什么用的?”崇祯皇帝道:“爱卿想一想,若是一辆车子上面装载了太多的东西,是不是会更为沉重一些?若是单独两条轨道,岂不要被压的沉入地下?若是有了底下的这些横铺的石枕来分担压力,却不是要稳的多?”徐光启却是恍然道:“陛下所言不错,若是仅以两条细轨来载运车子上面的货物,其受力面积极小,必然下沉,若是有了这些小横线石枕为基,却是相当于人为地将受力面积分摊到了每一条石枕上面,必然要稳的多了。”嗯,你说的很有道理,朕也不知道是对是错是真是假。崇祯皇帝这种理工科的小白哪儿知道后世的火车轨道下面铺设枕石是干什么用的,只知道有这么个东西,自己也就顺手画了下来,刚才的一番话也不过是想当然地忽悠徐光启的。只是不曾想徐光启却是根据自己这种乱七八糟的说法总结出来这么多东西,这些玩科学的家伙们果然可怕。崇祯皇帝干脆从地上站了起来,对徐光启道:“徐爱卿可以将这些东西总结一下,再教授下去。”待徐光启躬身应是后,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“徐爱卿一定要早些将这蒸汽机还有为种蒸汽机车给弄出来,到时候朕有大用。”第266章回去就揍媳妇最近看书评区中很多人对于出现兔子、土鳖等词汇表示不满,原本不想说什么,但是看因此而发书评的读者很多,所以还是解释一下的好。先说下土鳖这个词,不知道有多少人是从过军的,军中有句流传很广的话,原本是这样儿的:“陆军土,海军洋,空军会飞翔。”这里面的意思很简单,陆军的服装土气的一批,多少年没有多少长进,海军的就要洋气很多。而空军会飞翔这个没什么好说的,人家原本就是天上飞的。而对比海军和空军,陆军部队很多都自嘲为土鳖,所以我在书里也引用了这一部分,但是没有任何不敬的意思。如果说还不能理解,问问退伍老兵吧,他们很多人是知道这个梗的。至于兔子这个梗,来自于《那年那兔那些事儿》这部动漫,其中将地球五大流氓具化如下:中国——腹黑的小白兔,看起来人畜无害,但是兔子急了会咬人滴;美国——小短腿的白头鹰,总是各种挑事儿的家伙;前苏联——毛熊,老大哥一样的存在,死要面子活受罪,最后千古;俄罗斯——大毛,毛熊的长子,被鹰玩弄过,后来跟兔子一起玩了;乌克兰——二毛,穷疯了的二毛没有什么东西不敢卖的,但是同样没什么好心眼;法国——高卢鸡,存在感很低但是谁也不能无视他;英国——约翰牛,搅屎棍的存在;其他的不再一一列举了,比如同样是骆驼的狗大户和死对头傻大木,还有河马一般的黑叔叔。尤其是在第一季中的第三集中,那一句“眼泪,眼泪也是会冻住的”还有第四集中的“亲,我们回家!”“我们是东方航空056航班,运送志愿军战士遗骸前往沈阳”,军机回应:“欢迎志愿军忠烈回国,我部飞机两架,奉命为你全程护航。”我不知道有多少人会跟我一样,30多岁的人了,每次听到这几句话的时候眼睛中仍然全是泪水——只是为了在孩子面前不掉下泪水,所以强忍着。所以,你们喷我是大汉民族主义,我很高兴;你们喷我是愤青,我也对你们的夸奖表示感谢;你们说我写的小说很烂,我也只是笑笑,一个新人有今天的成绩原本就是大家赏脸,不能奢求更多;但是,任何人,不能说我对解放军和这个国家有不尊敬或者不爱国的意思。借用艾青《我爱这土地》的一句话——为什么我的眼里常含泪水,因为我对这土地爱得深沉。以上,致所有不管是正版读者还是盗版的读者。第261章长平公主(4千字大章)这个要求让温体仁和郭允百都蛋疼无比。其实在温体仁看来,崇祯皇帝想的事情还是简单了些。不举的都有些什么人?肯定是养不起孩子的居多。连孩子都养不起,有几个还能读的起书的?再加上现在又没有什么夜间的消谴之处,纵然是有青楼楚馆什么的,又怎么是那些平民百姓能去得起的?至于那些秀才和举人老爷什么的,光是投效都能吃的满嘴流油了,还用得着溺死自己的孩子?崇祯皇帝提出来的这么个要求,基本上能卡住的也就是那些刚刚有条件读书,却还没有功名在身的人——等于到了最后,卡住的还是那些泥腿子。更让人蛋疼的,则是刚才崇祯皇帝一拍脑门就提出来的大明给生了孩子的大明百姓发什么抚养钱这事儿。虽然在郭允厚已经明确了表示国库可能支撑不起之后崇祯皇帝说让郭允厚不用担心,其实在温体仁看来这根本就是在胡闹。其实想想就能清楚,崇祯皇帝所谓不担心钱的玩法,无非就是打算抄家豪商或者是从藩王身上下手——根据崇祯皇帝以往干过的事儿来推断,这种情况的可能性几乎是十成十的。但是这事儿不能这么干啊。满大明的豪商有多少?不得不承认,是挺多的,但是缺钱了宰一个,再缺钱了再宰一个,有多少商人经得起这么薅羊毛?等到羊毛都薅的差不多了,还会有人去经商?至于薅大明藩王的羊毛,光是一个福王都能够让这些藩王感觉到害怕了,如果再薅的狠了,傻子才会留在大明,置换到海外封地当个土皇帝多好——如此一来,倒是成全了崇祯皇帝想要置换藩王封地的想法。至于以后新出现的藩王,基本上有一个算一个,都是崇祯皇帝自己的骨肉血脉,到时候崇祯皇帝不像万历老皇帝那么对待福王一般的宠溺就已经是大明之幸了,还能下得去手薅羊毛?反正温体仁是不相信的崇祯皇帝会薅自己孩子的羊毛。也正是因为如此,温体仁对于崇祯皇帝提出来的要求才感觉到蛋疼无比——当然,他并不知道蛋疼这个词。但是他知道这种感觉。只是崇祯皇帝现在正是在兴头上,再加上崇祯皇帝也在关心着坤宁宫中的皇后,所以温体仁很识趣的没有提出来反对——等孩子生完了以后,诸事平稳了再慢慢劝谏吧。打定了主意的温体仁只是躬身应道:“陛下,臣会和施大人还有郭尚书等商议后,再向陛下上书。”崇祯皇帝只是嗯了一声后,却又接着吩咐道:“朕还有一事,要郭爱卿去办,其间厂卫也会给郭爱卿一些方便。”只是听到厂卫这个词,郭允厚便本能地感觉到崇祯皇帝给出的差事肯定不会是什么好事儿——但凡涉及到厂卫,还他娘的有好事儿?崇祯皇帝却好像没有感觉到郭允厚的纠结一般,直接吩咐道:“回头郭爱卿让人在京城及周围统计一番,民间女子多少岁嫁娶,多少岁生育,在不同的年龄,又有多少女子是难产的,因此而殒命者又有几何。”温体仁闻言却是心中一动,先一步道:“陛下让郭尚书去统计这个,莫非是对民间的婚嫁年龄有什么看法?”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,却又望向了旁边的太医院院正,开口道:“朕还记得十三四岁时,往往吃的较多,身体却只见长了个头,也不见长什么肉。由此可见,十三四之明,尚且是长身体之时。待得年岁又大了一些,到了朕这般年纪的,便是吃的再多,却是不见长个头,只见长肉了。故而朕以为莫说是女子,便是男子,十三四岁之时,身子骨仍未生长结实。由此看来,若是年岁较小时婚嫁生子,由于自己的身体都未长得结实,反而不美。”太医院院正和旁边的阴科御医对视了一眼,阴科的御医吴子靖便当先开口道:“臣以为陛下所言极是有理。臣未入太医院之前,也曾在民间行医多年,因此上倒也见过不少陛下所说的情况。女子十三四岁生子者,十有六七会有难产,若是十六七的女子生育,难产的情况却是较十三四岁的为少,若是再大一些,便是更少一些。待得生育过一次之后再行生育,则不管其年龄大小,都是要容易得多。但是往往年龄小的,却很少有能再第二次生育子女的,不少十三四岁的产妇甚至会因难产而亡故。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,正想接着往下说,却听得坤宁宫中皇后的惨叫声不复刚才的低沉,反而一声高过一声,便是自己在大殿外离得有一些距离,仍能听得清清楚楚。此时崇祯皇帝再也坐不住了,更别提理会什么太医不太医的了,当时便噌的一声站了起了,向着皇后所在的寝宫又迈了两步。这一次却没有客氏来拦着皇帝了,只是温体仁却又有意无意的躬身挡在崇祯皇帝向前,阻止了崇祯皇帝再向坤宁宫走去的路子。崇祯皇帝此时也从刚才的紧张之中醒了过来,倒也止住了迈向坤宁宫的步伐。现在这种情况,自己便是再着急又能有个屁用。别的不说,光是现在大殿中接生的产婆,外加上外面等着伺候的奶妈还有侍女,伺候着的御医,哪个不是堪称全大明最顶尖的?万一真有什么难产的情况出现,自己难产还能比御医更有办法?幸好前世时的自己记得周皇后最后是被崇祯皇帝给赐死的,还给崇祯皇帝生了好几个孩子,那就说明周皇后没有死于难产。只是一想到御医,崇祯皇帝的脸却又阴沉了一些。前有泰昌帝和天启木匠死的水明不白,再加上天启的媳妇张嫣流产的事情,崇祯皇帝又如何敢信任这些本该是为皇室服务的御医?崇祯皇帝暗自咬了咬牙,这些孙子要是有谁敢在这时候搞鬼,别说是挂到午门上与黄立极为伴,九族都他娘的给他全平掉!幸好,崇祯皇帝最担心的情况并没有出现。随着周皇后一声惨叫,寝宫之中便传来了一阵轻微的啼哭声。自己在这个世界终于有了第一个孩子了!此时的崇祯皇帝别说是什么民间女子婚嫁不婚嫁的,便是连陕西和辽东的建奴都抛在了脑后,只觉得那不比猫叫声大到哪儿去的婴儿啼哭,直接就牵动了自己整个的心神。见温体仁也知趣地向旁边退开了几步,崇祯皇帝便大步向着坤宁宫走去,却正好看见客氏怀抱着一个裹的严严实实的小包裹一样的东西出来了。崇祯皇帝心知这就是周皇后给自己生的孩子了,却不知道是男是女,当下走的更快了。客氏眼见崇祯皇帝大步向着自己走来,小心翼翼地快走两步到了崇祯皇帝身前后,便略微躬身道:“启奏陛下,皇后娘娘为陛下生了个公主,奴婢恭喜陛下,贺喜陛下。”崇祯皇帝此时心中高兴,便连声吩咐王承恩道:“去吩咐御膳房多准备些吃食,今天在这里的都有。客氏照顾皇后有功,赏明珠一对。”王承恩也是心中替崇祯皇帝高兴,闻言应了后便要转身去御膳房吩咐。只是脚步还没有迈出去,却听崇祯皇帝接着吩咐道:“还有,让御膳房多做些适合皇后吃的,这几日皇后的一应用度皆从宽了用。”等王承恩去御膳房了之后,崇祯皇帝才转身从客氏的手中抱过了孩子——正是前世有过养儿子的经验,崇祯皇帝才没有觉得这孩子真丑……头顶又显得尖尖,连眼睛都没有睁开的小脸上还长着胎毛,小嘴马不时的吧嗒一下,两条小腿被由于被裹在了小被子之中,便是挣扎也使不上多大的力气,只是两中穿着周皇后亲手缝制的衣服的小手却不时地动一下,整个儿的婴儿看起来更像是一个没毛小猴子一般。得了周皇后马上要生的消息便早早的赶了过来的张嫣原本见崇祯皇帝和温体仁等大臣在商议事情,便没有说话,如今见孩子平安出生,左右已经无事,便走了过来。见崇祯皇帝如同抱着什么稀世珍宝一般,张嫣心下却是一阵黯然地抚摸了一下自己的小腹。或许是自己的名字起的不好吧。历史上和自己同名的汉惠帝刘盈的皇后也叫张嫣,她比自己还要惨一些,哪怕是个死,还是个处女皇后。自己终究是比汉朝的孝惠皇后要幸运一些罢,好歹也算是得到了自己丈夫的喜爱。只是自己又能幸运到哪儿去?一次小产之后,便再也不曾怀上过自己夫君的孩子,也只能说自己命还不够好罢?崇祯皇帝满心都是怀中那个小小的人儿,却是不曾注意到懿安皇后的到来。眼尖的客氏见自己侍候过的张嫣过来了,连忙拜道:“见过皇后娘娘。”张嫣见了客氏,心中更感戚然——若不是当时客氏不在宫中,只怕自己也未必会小产。崇祯皇帝此时也被客氏的声音惊醒了过来,见张嫣已经命客氏起来,崇祯皇帝便笑道:“皇嫂也过来了,倒是劳动皇嫂挂念了。”张嫣看着崇祯皇帝还是向自己先问好,心中却也是欣慰了几分。自从天启皇帝大行了之后,崇祯皇帝对待自己却也是不曾缺了礼数,自己宫中的一应用度,都是特意吩咐过从宽了调拨的。崇祯皇帝的作派,好歹也算是安慰了自己一番,也不枉了自己劝天启皇帝将皇帝传给了崇祯皇帝。强自打起了精神,张嫣也是笑道:“皇帝何须客气?哀家听闻皇后要生了,这才赶了过来看看有没有什么能帮得上忙的,虽然白跑了一趟,可是哀家这心中也是替皇帝和皇后高兴的。”见崇祯皇帝憨笑一声,张嫣心中更是欣慰,干脆从崇祯皇帝的手中接过了孩子,笑道:“皇帝莫要看着孩子现在不怎么好看,等过几日长天了,便是个粉雕玉琢的好娃娃了。”崇祯皇帝笑着应是,这其中的关节自己也是知道的。顺产的婴儿在出生时,宝宝的头部充血,有助提高脑部呼吸中枢的兴奋性,分娩时有规律的子宫收缩与胎儿经过产道时的挤压,可以挤出胎儿呼吸道中的羊水或粘液,有利于宝宝出生后快速建立正常呼吸,使新生儿更容易哭出声来。而且据后世的研究表明,自然分娩的宝宝长大后情商普遍较高。另外,宝宝的肺可以得到锻炼,促进肺成熟,出生后很少发生肺透明膜病,新生儿湿肺和吸入性肺炎的发生率也大大减少。而且较之剖腹产的产妇,顺产的产妇恢复的也比较快,当天就可以下地行走,也算是一个好处了。眼见懿安皇后张嫣也是抱着孩子轻轻摇晃,显然是关于书中兔子、土鳖等词的解释以及感言张嫣抱着孩子,见崇祯皇帝不断地望向坤宁宫,便笑道:“皇帝且先去看看皇后吧,莫要在这里耗着了,至于咱们大明的这位小长公主,待会儿哀家让客氏给抱进去。”崇祯皇帝此时也顾不得甚么装面瘫来维持自己的皇帝形象了,反而如同一个邻家的毛头小子一般,讪讪地笑道:“那就有劳皇嫂了,朕先去看看周氏。”张嫣点点头,便自顾低下头看着怀中的小婴孩逗弄了起来。崇祯皇帝见状,也不再打扰,只是大步的往着周皇后所在的寝宫而去。一路挥退了跪地的太监和宫女,崇祯皇帝便消消地来到了周皇后的床前。看着周皇帝的贴身宫女在用干手巾擦着额头上的冷汗,崇祯皇帝便走上前去将手巾接了过来,止住了侍女想要行礼的动作,挥挥手便命她退了下去。此时周皇后的脸色已经有些好转,只是眼睛还在闭着,额头上却不时地冒出来一些冷汗,显然是刚才生孩子之时疼的。只是感觉刚才还在擦汗的毛巾停了下来,周皇后的睫毛动了动,却是睁开了眼睛。崇祯皇帝爱怜地用手巾轻轻地将周皇后额头上的冷汗拭去,又按住了想要挣扎起来的周皇后,笑道:“辛苦皇后了。”周皇后的眼角慢慢地溢出了泪水,哑着嗓子哽咽道:“是妾身无能,没有给陛下诞下麟儿。”崇祯皇帝闻言,却是一边替周皇后拭去泪水,一边轻笑道:“男孩儿又有什么好的了?小时候不过是满地跑着气朕,待长大后有了太子妃,心中可还曾有你我?说不定还要惦记朕的皇位。如此说来,倒真不如女儿好了,起码心里是疼朕的。等咱们的女儿长大了,朕再替她好好挑选个驸马。”周皇后被崇祯皇帝一番“歪理邪说”给逗的噗嗤一声笑了出来,低声道:“陛下说的满地跑着气您,可是普通人家的孩子才会有的事儿,皇家又如何与百姓之家相同?”说完,周皇后也是突然间想起来了孩子,便又问道:“孩子呢?陛下可曾想好了名字?”崇祯皇帝笑道:“皇嫂在外面抱了一会儿,估计呆会儿就会让客氏抱进来。”沉吟了一番后,崇祯皇帝才郁闷地道:“朕虽然之前也想过几个名字,却总是觉得不满意,如今可是头疼了。”周后后轻笑道:“陛下可也真是的,朝堂上那么多的饱学之士,让他们想了再挑一下不就行了?”崇祯皇帝却是轻笑道:“笑话,朕和皇后的女儿,自然是咱们两个来取个名字,让他们取名字干什么?”想了半天之后,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“朕的长女,自然是不同的,朕只希望等她长大之后,这天下便已经太平了。”周皇后闻言却是暗自担忧。这位爷自从登基之后,就变得有些不能按照常理来推断,万一给刚出生的女儿取了个朱太平的名字可如何是好?幸好,崇祯皇帝也没有缺心眼到那个份上,接着道:“皇后知道不知道外面下着雪呢?”周皇后讶异地道:“妾身还真不知道呢。”这倒是怪不得周皇后。周皇后感觉到腹痛要生的时候,外面还没有下雪,等到孩子都快生出来了,这时候外面才刚刚飘起雪花,周皇后又上哪里知道外面下雪的事儿?崇祯皇帝轻声调笑道:“怪朕,刚才皇后在忙着给朕生乖女儿,又怎么知道外面下雪的事儿。”正说着雪,崇祯皇帝却是顿了顿,突然对周皇后道:“朕想到了女儿的名字了。”周皇后原本被崇祯皇帝说自己忙着生女儿的话给弄的满脸通红,闻言却也是好奇地问道:“妾身在民间之时曾听说有句俗语说是瑞雪兆丰年,陛下的长女在这雪天出生,倒还真是个好兆头哩。只是不知道陛下想到了什么名字?莫不是什么雪啊太平啊之类的?”崇祯皇帝笑道:“皇后这是笑朕不读书么?”说完,也不理一直轻笑着的周皇后,崇祯皇帝接着道:“朕前些日子翻看《广雅》,其中说靖,安也,又通静。如今外面又下着雪,倒不如叫靖雪,皇后以为如何?”崇祯皇帝其实在想着原本历史上的那个崇祯皇帝的长女长平公主。汝何故生我家!这句话道尽了生在王朝末期帝王家无尽的悲哀,也是原本历史上的长平公主最真实的写照。原本应当荣华富贵一生的公主,却被自己的亲生父亲砍断了一条手臂,最后不得已只能出家为尼,想想是何等的悲哀?崇祯皇帝的不学无术再一次体现了出来。长平公主原名朱媺娖,也有人说是徽娖、淑娖。就在她十六岁那年,原本应当是“礼宜择配”的好年纪,结果呢?京城被李自成的农民军攻破。一直不肯相信这最后结局终于到来的崇祯皇帝,拎着一把利剑去后宫“拯救”他的家人。先是命周皇后自尽,宫人出来汇报说:“皇后已经领旨!”之后,崇祯皇帝又命袁贵妃自尽。袁贵妃也在梁上自挂,不过绳子承受不住,断了。崇祯皇帝朝着袁贵妃连刺几剑,袁贵妃本能地躲闪,被刺中左肩。崇祯又拎着剑去找他的女儿们。昭仁公主只六七岁,看到父皇进来,还没喊出声,便被崇祯一剑刺死。长平公主是十五六岁的少女,看到崇祯皇帝身上和剑上的血迹,又怎么不知道悬在大明头顶上的利剑终于落了下来?只是无论如何想不到的,则是落在她头顶上的这柄剑,竟然是由父皇崇祯皇帝亲手挥出的。看到女儿惊恐哀哭的惨状,崇祯皇帝也道出了亡国之君最大的人伦之痛:“汝何故生我家!”他狠心朝长平公主猛挥一剑,公主用手一挡,这一剑砍断了长平公主的左臂,长平公主尖叫着倒在血泊里,昏了过去。崇祯皇帝终于没有勇气补上致命一剑,再加上形式紧迫,农民军已经逼近皇宫。此后,崇祯皇帝便踉踉跄跄地爬上宫殿后面的山坡,在一棵歪脖子槐树上上吊自尽了,临终也只有一个太监高喊一声:“恭送大明皇帝殡天”,至于剩下的什么命百官“俱赴东宫行在”,呵呵吧。等到李自成大军进后宫,一片玉碎宫倾的惨烈和狼藉,到处横卧着年轻女子的尸体,河中也漂浮着不少自溺的宫女。有个十六岁的女孩子,躲藏在宫中的干井中被俘获,问起来,她说:“我是长平公主!”李自成的大军找人辨认,认出她是姓费的宫女,想替公主抵挡灾祸才挺身冒充。而长平公主本身呢?只是史料中没有明确记载是怎么又落入了清军的手中,而且在顺治二年,还曾给顺治上书说:“九死臣妾,跼蹐高天,愿髡缁空王,稍申罔极。”此时的长平公主已经没有什么想法了,连嫁人的想法也没有,只是想出家为尼。只是螨清为了笼络人心,多尔衮下令为崇祯帝哭灵三日,上谥号怀宗端皇帝,后来又改称庄烈愍皇帝。与此同时,将他和周皇后的棺木起出,重新以皇帝之礼下葬,葬在昌平明皇陵区银泉山田贵妃陵寝内,妃陵改称思陵,一后一妃陪着崇祯去往另一个世界。然而,身为先朝长公主,长平公主想要出家为尼的要求显示是得不到螨清答应的。为了让汉人归心,不但不答应,为了反衬弘光帝虐待崇祯子嗣的恶行,在长平公主上书不久,顺治帝的诏命就跟着下达了——不许公主出家,而是让她与崇祯为她选定的驸马周显完婚,并且同时赐予府邸、金银、车马、田地。长平公主此时已经落在了螨清的手中,不再是受尽万般宠爱的大明长公主,又怎么反抗得了?于是,赐婚如期举行,婚礼隆重浩大。婚礼之后,仅仅过了几个月,长平公主就得到了南京城破,狱中的“朱慈烺”乃是假冒的消息。一直以来苦苦支持她的精神支柱也算是垮了。仅仅过了几个月,长平公主便在万念俱灰的哀怨中病逝,时为顺治三年,长平公主十八岁,此时还有五个月的身孕。上面的这些情况崇祯皇帝这种历史小白是不清楚的,他所知道的,也不过仅仅是九难师太——渣某庸笔下武功高强,一心想要反清复明,最后不过是个笑话的尼姑罢了。就算是如此,崇祯皇帝这个小白也能想得到原本历史上的长平公主下场必然不怎么好——被砍断一臂这事儿肯定是真的。至于武功高强什么的,不是扯蛋么——武功高强还能被砍断一条手臂?但是不管怎么说,现在自己才是崇祯皇帝,历史上长平公主那悲惨的身世是不会出现了。打定主意之后,崇祯皇帝又再一次看着有些走神的周皇后道:“皇后?”周皇后一愣,回过神来道:“靖雪这个名字当真是好听哩。”崇祯皇帝也是笑道:“那是,朕又不是刘邦那种不读书的,皇长女的名字又怎么能取个不好听的?不仅如此,朕还要给她一大块儿的封地为了汤沐之地。”周皇后闻言,便笑道:“陛下想好了靖雪的封号了?”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声道:“建奴原本便跳不了多久,如果如今大明国内未平,朕一时腾不出手罢了。如今毛文龙所部东江镇已经迫使建奴放弃了南四卫之地,朕便将南四卫之地封给靖雪孩儿,等朕平定了建奴,南四卫之地便是靖雪孩儿的汤沐之地。”周皇后其实对于南四卫是个什么情况并不清楚,但是四卫之地的小大,隐隐约约也是有些概念的,闻言便劝道:“陛下还是慎重一些,四卫之地是不是太大了些?”崇祯笑道:“大了些便大了些,左右待靖雪孩儿有了驸马之后便又收了回来,朕的皇长女,自然是要有些优待的。”周皇后却道:“即使如此,那靖雪孩儿的封号呢?总不能是甚么辽东公主或者南四卫公主罢?”崇祯皇帝却又抓瞎了。取个名字已经为难了半天了,若不是看到下雪,临时想出来靖雪这两个字才算是应付过去,只怕还不知道要难为到什么时候。如今一听周皇后问起了封号的事儿,崇祯皇帝干脆讪笑道:“这个么,待明日朕上朝了与宗人府议过了再定罢。”周皇后正想再说话,客印月却是抱着朱靖雪进来躬身道:“启奏陛下,懿安皇后娘娘已经回慈庆宫去了。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,从客氏手中接过了已经沉沉睡去的朱靖雪,挥退了客氏后才对周皇后道:“只怕皇后还没有好好看过靖雪孩儿罢?”周皇后笑道:“可不是么?妾身生完这孩子只瞧了一眼便痛得昏了过去,还不曾好好看过哩。”崇祯皇帝将小被子中的朱靖雪放在周皇后床头,笑道:“皇后可要好好看看,等长大嫁了人,心中想的可就不是咱们了。”周皇后不理会崇祯皇帝这种逗闷子的话,只是睁着眼睛看着闭着眼睛睡沉的小人儿,却是满满的爱意充斥着心中。崇祯皇帝见周皇后一副怎么看也看不够的样子,便笑道:“好了,朕今晚便在皇后这里安歇,好生的陪着你们娘俩儿。”说完,崇祯皇帝便吩咐道:“传旨,让外面的人留下伺候的,剩下的都散了罢。”等到了第二天的朝会之上,崇祯皇帝才对着宗人令瑞王朱常浩道:“朕昨夜喜得皇长女,已经赐名为朱靖雪,却还须宗人府好生替朕想一个封号,封地么,朕打算待平定建奴后,以南四卫之地为长公主的汤沐之地。”等到宗人令瑞王朱常浩领命之后,崇祯皇帝又开口道:“现在,咱们再来议一议陕西那些贪腐害民之辈当如何处置罢。”温体仁一听崇祯皇帝话中的杀意,便赶忙出班奏道:“陛下昨夜喜得公主,此时不宜大过杀戮。”第262章给阎王下道旨意(4千字第一更)野画集漫画啵乐




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