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北条美里“圣婆,我出五千年道行,我要立即上去,不要他们挑剩下来的……”面对圣婆如此优厚丰盛的条件,上次遗憾错过的精怪们,再也忍不住的拥挤到了面前来,那规模少说数百人之多了。“好,拿出了道行,立即就可以获得机会上去,上去小玄黄大人会为你们主持公道的!”圣婆答应的满满的,那简直就是笑得有些合不拢嘴了。圣母树下,圣婆从一个丧家之犬的状态,端是又变成了地主般的,在那里聚众收起了道行,大为高兴,而之前进入圣母世界的那百多人,怀着激动万分的心情,但忽然间也是有些傻眼了。“这……这是怎么回事?怎么跟我们之前听到的,完全不一样啊?”白杨他们一群人,简直就是有些无法置信的。圣母世界中,有三千个俏影在穿梭是不错,但她们赫然都是裹身蒙面的,根本就看不到她们任何的便宜!“小玄黄大人,你可得替我们做主啊!”老榕树精更是带头求向了小玄黄。“怎么了?三千圣女果都在,我还怎么替你们做主?”小玄黄直是有些不理解的询问起来。“小玄黄大人有所不知,圣婆之前跟我们所说,这些圣女果个个单纯无比,皆都没有穿衣裳的,现在她们居然包.裹的这般严实,这明显的与宣传不符嘛!”老榕树精等一些男子们,非常的失望跟气怨起来。“哦?这样啊,这也许就是理想与现实的差距吧,她们单纯与否,跟这个好像也没什么关系吧?”小玄黄惊奇间,倒也是打起了圆场“这就好像卖东西,你们真正买到的,跟那包装上能一样吗?”“这……可是这差距也太大了一些,我们连脸都看不到嘛!”一群男人们还是很不甘心的。“去,一群肤浅的男人,你们难道希望自己的女人被别人看光吗?我看这样倒也挺好的!”小柳等几个女人,倒是说了一句公道话。“哎呀,终于上来了,这就是圣母世界吗?”这百多人还没有回过气来呢,接二连三的,又是许多人络绎不绝的上来了。“什么?你们……你们怎么也上来了,是谁允许你们上来的?”看到出现了许多竞争者,白杨他们一下子更是不满了起来。“我们付出了五千年道行,自然就获得了这样的一个机会,嘿嘿……”后上来的这些人,以为占大便宜了,还很得意的呢。“什么?五千年,那个圣婆,真是可恶……”顿时,白杨他们生气的,又找到小玄黄理论起来。“行了,你们还有完没完,难道你今天买了东西,明天人家降价了,你还得让人家补偿差价吗?有没有一点道德了,这就是降价了,若是涨价了呢,你们是不是还得补人家道行了?”小玄黄自认为很公正的,那是严重的教育道。“这……好吧,道行的事情就算了,不过弄走几颗圣女果,那就各凭本事了!”精怪们贪.婪着,道行上吃得亏,他们决定用圣女果来补偿。“既然如此,大家就不要再聚集一起了,各自的上去,各寻机缘去吧!”小玄黄催促着,也是等不急了呢!“得令,冲啊……”一群精怪们这一下犹如离弦之箭般,纷纷的冲向了漫山遍野,向着那些婀.娜的圣女果扑了过去。“分寸,注意分寸啊大家……”小玄黄在身后叫嚷着,也是一转弯的,看准了其中一个俏影的飞掠了过去。“姑娘……姑娘芳名几何啊,在下一见姑娘就十分仰慕……姑娘,跟我们出去玩玩吧,外面的世界很好玩呢……”接下来,数百人开始在漫山遍野骗起了圣女果,但早就心有所属的她们,自然不可能给这些人好脸色看的。“哼,对不起,我们对你们没有兴趣,不想去……无聊……”找着各种理由的,三千圣女果,皆都是拒绝了这些人的好意。“这……好吧,那我就去找别人了……”刚开始的,这些人还能够维持着君子风度,但不一会儿试过三五个圣女果后,有些急燥的男人就等不急了。左右看了看,这一位男子发现四下无人,看着面前蒙面的姑娘,那不由得歹意横生的,狠狠的扑了过去“小贱.人,给你脸你不要脸,不要怪老子用强了,等你见识了老子的厉害,那一定会欲.仙欲.死的!”“啊……”圣女果惊叫一声,不由得也是瞪眼呆住了。“啵啵……真香,真好闻……”男子扑倒了一个什么东西的,那是大喜失色的,闭着眼睛就去亲来吻去的,简直就是好不陶醉。“汪汪……”可就在男子以为得手的时候,一声奇怪的狗叫声,让他忍不住的睁开了眼睛,这不看不要紧,一看的话,简直就是差点恶心死。原来,男人是扑倒了一个身影,但不是什么圣女果,而是一条肥壮的大黑狗,自己没羞没臊,居然在吻一只狗的!“啊,呕,我呸呸,你这只狗东西,你什么时候跑到我面前来了……”男人大为恶心的,那是气恼无穷“我杀了你这只狗东西!”凌厉的手掌,就要灭绝人性的杀狗夺命,但他明显低估了眼前的黑狗了,那是一张嘴的,狠狠的咬住了这一道凌厉的手掌,令其痛不欲生,难以挣脱。“啊……放开我,不要,放开我……”最终,男人惨叫着,付出了一只手的代价,这才从狗嘴里挣脱出来,顾不得再扑圣女果的,逃命夭夭。“啊啊……”相似的一幕,不断的在圣母世界中上演了,但这些为恶的男人们,皆都是半点便宜没占到的,那反倒险些被大黑狗给吓破了胆子!“哎,真是晦气,这些女人怎么这么难搞定的?”同病相怜的,一些男人们聚集起来,正在图谋办法呢,突然一位着装暴.露,千娇百媚的女子出现在了他们的眼球中,端是让他们眼前一亮的,那是再度的亢.奋起来。“哎哟,这个妞儿正点,你们谁也不能够跟我抢,这一看就知道是一个搔货,不过我就第2926章严厉惩罚“这……洛依,你这是干吗?”陈九左右看着,一个惊艳天地,一个邻家可亲,这手心手背都是肉的,那的确是难以取舍。刚开始的时候,陈九真的只是打算玩玩罢了,哪能够想到,居然让他遇到了丢儿这样的极品美少女?她青春,靓丽不说,而且还特别的会体.贴人,那胸前的大峰又足够大的,还不嫌弃自己的所有缺点!最好女人,其实陈九的心中已经给丢儿定了性了,那是很舍不得离开了,所以说这感情的事情,那是绝对玩.弄不得的,一不小心深陷其中的话,那即使是陈九,也很难自拔出来。“陈九,夫君,人家错了,人家不该那么埋汰挑衅你,人家其实就是跟你开个玩笑罢了,哪能够想到你真的去找女人了啊?咱别玩了,咱回家好不好?”看着陈九为难的样子,洛依当仁不让的,也是拉住了他的另一边手,摇来晃去的撒娇起来。“玩笑?依儿,这种事情哪有开玩笑的,我早就说过,我的背锅儿太有气质,容易招惹桃花是非,你还不信?非得逼着我出来泡妞,现在可好,我终于找到了我的人生又一幸福,你怎么又出来阻拦呢?”陈九也是严重的不满数落道。“就是,姐姐,我跟陈九也是真心相爱的,你怎么就能够忍心拆散我们呢?”丢儿也是好言相求起来。“你……狐.狸精,你少得意,我跟夫君孩子都有了,你有什么资格跟我争?”看到丢儿就来气的,洛依狠狠的斥责了过去。“爸爸,妈妈,你们这是在干什么啊?”齐大圣一脸懵懂的骑着一条大黑狗,那是有些看不太懂的。“这就是你们的孩子?”丢儿一看到大圣,反倒哧笑起来“姐姐,你没让夫君喜当爹吧?你的种就是这个样子的?”“我……”洛依当场也是羞愤不已的,无言以对,因为齐大圣的容貌跟人比起来,的确有些上不得台面的。“夫君,别的我不敢保证,但就生孩子的事情,我敢保证,我丢儿一定会生出世界上最帅最美丽的孩子,跟夫君上上下下都是一样的!”丢儿故意气人一般的,又是搂紧了陈九的另一只胳膊讲道。“你松开,搔货!”洛依气瞪喝斥道。“我不松,夫君是我的最爱,我这辈子非他不嫁了!”丢儿紧紧的抱着,满脸的坚定神色。“你少在这里花言巧语,你跟夫君才认识多长时间,你可知道我们的感情,那是多么的深厚了吗?”洛依不服气的,又是找起了自己的优势。“论世间情为何物,只让人生死相许!”丢儿情意绵绵的,当真是情可动天,不逊分毫。“陈九,你这个死人,你倒是说句话啊,你难道为了这么一个刚认识的狐.狸精,真的不要家庭,不要我们了吗?”洛依斗不过丢儿的,只是向陈九求救起来。“夫君没有不要你们,而是你们不想跟夫君过了罢了,那怎么能够怪夫君呢,不过你们走了也没有关系,我跟夫君再生养一个大家庭,我们照样会很幸福的!”丢儿接着更是大言不惭的讲道。“你……你小小的年纪,一口一个生养的,你倒是真不害臊,你知道夫君有多厉害吗?你那小身板,早晚也得被他弄死……”洛依气疯了,那说话起来,端也是越来越没谱了。“是吗?夫君这么厉害,那我今后可就幸福死了……”非但不燥的,而且丢儿还一脸的受用模样,更加的气人。“你……”洛依跟丢儿斗嘴,着实是讨不到便宜的,那是气得大喘气着,很是委屈,最终更是‘哇!’的一声哭了起来,悔恨死了。“哎,依儿,你怎么突然就哭了啊?咱们有话好好说嘛!”陈九看着洛依真哭了,也不由心疼的劝解起来。“你这个负心汉,你看着人家被她欺负,你也不知道帮帮人家,人家不要跟你过了,人家要跟你离婚……”洛依气恼的锤打着陈九,很是埋怨不已的。“好啊,你离了我照顾夫君……”丢儿那边也是巴不得呢!“行了,你先别说话了!”陈九喝斥间,直是正色的看向了洛依询问道:“依儿,为了这点小事,你就要跟我离婚吗?”“我……”洛依语结,这明显不是她的真心话,而是活生生被丢儿给气的,毕竟这刚认识一个小女娃儿,自己竟然斗不过她,那能不气?“依儿,如果真的不想跟我好了,那么我会同意你的请求的!”陈九有些神伤的,他从来都不是一个强人所难的人。“哇,人家不活了,让人家死了算了……”洛依大叫一声,这一下哭得更惨更痛了!“依儿,你可是曾经的一院之长,如今怎么也像是一个泼妇一样在这里喧闹呢?”陈九皱眉的,直是有些受不了,这以前多傲气无双的一个女人,现在这女人的一哭二闹三上吊本事,倒是学全了啊?“我……”洛依意识过来,当即也是一阵清醒的,面容重新的肃冷起来道:“我这还不是被你们这对狗男女给气的,陈九,如果我非要你在我们之中选择一个,你到底是要我还是她?”“姐姐,你这是强人所难,你这样即使得到夫君,他也不会幸福的!”丢儿很是不满意的提起了意见。“非要选吗?”陈九看着洛依从未有过的坚决模样,也知道回避不得了。“不错,今天你必须选择一个,那赌约的事情,我向你认输,我就不信我们这么多年的感情,那还不如这么一个小贱.人的!”洛依斩钉截铁的要求道。“夫君,人家跟你一见钟情,现在全身心都是你的影子,你若是不要人家了,人家也不活了!”丢儿此时,也是大声表白的,更是用美峰挤.着陈九的手臂,让他身心沉陷!“我……”陈九身为男人,他其实最不想面对的,那就是这个问题了,这就好像老妈和老婆掉到水里,你到底先救谁啊?第2910章他丈母娘“鸿祖的老弟?陈九,牛吹大了吧,你敢在鸿蒙院如此胡言乱语,你真不怕鸿祖降下神念灭了你吗?”小玄黄则是压根就不信的。“灭我?老子先灭了你再说!”陈九懒得废话的,一张手的向前抓摄而去,决定给小玄黄一些厉害尝尝。“啊,你不要命了吗?”小玄黄嘶吼间,却是根本就反抗不得的,被陈九提着衣襟从石门中拉扯了出来。‘砰!’一声,陈九就势一甩的,直接就将小玄黄给扔在了地上,大黑狗见机的更是围了过去,一通狂咬!“啊,救命,救命啊,不要咬了,我们有话好好说……”小玄黄明显就是自找的,初时就被陈九教训了一顿还不长心,如今又来忤逆他的霉头,明知道对方势强还逞能,这就是不识时务的下场。几个呼息间,原本还算得体的小玄黄,只是变得衣衫破烂,狼狈不.堪的连个乞丐都不如了。“小玄黄,你不是很能耐吗?你不是等着鸿祖来灭我男人吗?你求什么饶啊?我告诉你,我男人可是鸿祖的结拜兄弟,你跟他为难,鸿祖怎么可能帮你?你不想想,这可是我的男人……”圣婆前些天没少被小玄黄为难的,此时捉到机会,毫不客气的奚落打击起来。“咳……”陈九挺尴尬的,刚才也就是不想让圣婆难堪罢了,对于她如今一口一口的我男人,他也很无奈。“哼,不要脸!”陈九都不好意思了,那洛依自然就是更生气了。“好了,圣婆,你先退下吧!”陈九等了一会儿,圣婆还在那里没完没了的我男人不停的,他实在是听不下去的将她喝退了,然后自己来到了小玄黄面前道:“怎么样?现在我可以带她出去了吧?”“陈九,既然是你开口了,那么我可以给你开个特赦,只是这圣婆树上,结有无数的圣女果,这东西可是奇货,不知道你是否可以行个方便,给我品尝一下呢?”小玄黄不敢再阻拦了,但就是还有些嘴馋的,要知道这圣女果他期待也不是一天两天了,眼看着圣婆都要走了,再不吃的话,那就真没有机会了。“小玄黄,大黑觉得你的肉不错,是不是再给它们吃几块呢?”陈九没有回答,而是阴笑着看向了小玄黄。“啊,不要了,我不要圣女果了,陈九,你带着他们,赶紧走吧!”小玄黄惊叫间,再也不敢有任何的非份之想,他现在只想赶紧送走这瘟神的。“不好意思,我们现在还不能够走!”陈九摇了摇头,却是并没有半点离开的意思。“不走?陈九,你到底想要干什么?”小玄黄完全搞不懂了。“小玄黄,你身为此院护院,却是任由院内精怪打斗伤亡,你可知道这是渎职之罪吗?”陈九当即就是严重的喝斥道:“如今还好没出什么大的流血事件,否则的话,你一万个小玄黄也不够砍头的!”“陈九,你说这话就亏良心了吧,若不是你的女人在那里坑害大家,想要空手套白狼,你觉得大家可能凭空的打斗起来吗?”小玄黄也是极度抱屈了起来,原来大概也是了解事件因由的。“这个……”陈九此时也不禁有些心虚的,但他还是正色的讲道:“以前的事情都是一个误会,如今圣婆愿意真正的奉献出女儿,让大家来挑选,算是兑现她的承诺,只是希望小玄黄院能够重新的安定下来,这可是功德无量的事情,现在想请你做个见证人罢了,你意下如何?”“什么?圣婆你真的愿意献出女儿,再给大家挑选吗?”小玄黄也不禁瞬间瞪大了眼睛的,很是期待起来。“不错,只要你答应当这个见证人的话,这个机会同样可以给你一次!”圣婆微笑着,直是很友好的讲道。“好,那咱一言为定了!”小玄黄想也没想就答应了下来,这样的好事哪里找去,又能够当见证人,维护安定,又能够去挑选圣女果的,这可真是公差泡妞两不误啊!“小玄黄,既然你答应了,那就赶紧收拾一番跟我们走吧!”陈九没有多解释的,而是着急的催促起来。“好,你们等我一下,这件事情就交给我来安排吧,我一定搞得妥妥当当的,让大家人尽皆知!”小玄黄拍着胸脯的,更是应下了这个差事。答应间,小玄黄整理一番仪容,很快就出去忙了,而陈九他们则是等待在了门前,有了一个休息的时间!“陈九,看来我们找小玄黄真是找对了,恐怕没有人比他还熟悉这里了,让他甘愿当这个苦力,最后啥也捞不着,不知道会不会气死的?”圣婆心中大定的,只是依.偎着陈九,很是感激的。“行了,小玄黄是我让找的,再说人都走了,你还真想把他当你男人啊?别忘了你的誓言!”洛依极不是味的,又是恶瞪了过来。“哎,洛依,我只不过一时感激他罢了,你以为我就跟你一样没有斗志,只会躲在一个男人的襁褓中成长吗?”圣婆叹息间,一阵雄心壮志道:“我圣婆的天地很广,等我出去后,注定会崛起成为一代真正的主神,让所有人在我面前伏首称臣!”“好高骛远,那我就祝你早日成功了,但在成功前,你别抱着别人的男人不松手就好,要不然的话,即使成为了主神,也是一个不要脸的贱神!”洛依咬牙切齿的,很是憎怨。“小气鬼,我就不抱他几下吗?他又不会少块肉,你真是的!”圣婆不悦间,倒也就势松开了陈九的,没有让洛依发飙。“谁的男人就应该给谁抱!”洛依赶紧贴到了陈九的身边,跟他亲昵起来讲道:“夫君,刚才我吃掉了两颗圣女果,这呆会儿不够三千颗可怎么办?”“这个啊,应该没那么大的关系吧,要不然的话,那就找人顶上?”陈九目光打量间,不禁看向了圣婆跟洛依。“我可不能够顶,我还要风风光光的出去呢!”圣婆不等陈九说就拒绝了,这还少一人怎么办?第2923章千夫所指“圣婆,我出五千年道行,我要立即上去,不要他们挑剩下来的……”面对圣婆如此优厚丰盛的条件,上次遗憾错过的精怪们,再也忍不住的拥挤到了面前来,那规模少说数百人之多了。“好,拿出了道行,立即就可以获得机会上去,上去小玄黄大人会为你们主持公道的!”圣婆答应的满满的,那简直就是笑得有些合不拢嘴了。圣母树下,圣婆从一个丧家之犬的状态,端是又变成了地主般的,在那里聚众收起了道行,大为高兴,而之前进入圣母世界的那百多人,怀着激动万分的心情,但忽然间也是有些傻眼了。“这……这是怎么回事?怎么跟我们之前听到的,完全不一样啊?”白杨他们一群人,简直就是有些无法置信的。圣母世界中,有三千个俏影在穿梭是不错,但她们赫然都是裹身蒙面的,根本就看不到她们任何的便宜!“小玄黄大人,你可得替我们做主啊!”老榕树精更是带头求向了小玄黄。“怎么了?三千圣女果都在,我还怎么替你们做主?”小玄黄直是有些不理解的询问起来。“小玄黄大人有所不知,圣婆之前跟我们所说,这些圣女果个个单纯无比,皆都没有穿衣裳的,现在她们居然包.裹的这般严实,这明显的与宣传不符嘛!”老榕树精等一些男子们,非常的失望跟气怨起来。“哦?这样啊,这也许就是理想与现实的差距吧,她们单纯与否,跟这个好像也没什么关系吧?”小玄黄惊奇间,倒也是打起了圆场“这就好像卖东西,你们真正买到的,跟那包装上能一样吗?”“这……可是这差距也太大了一些,我们连脸都看不到嘛!”一群男人们还是很不甘心的。“去,一群肤浅的男人,你们难道希望自己的女人被别人看光吗?我看这样倒也挺好的!”小柳等几个女人,倒是说了一句公道话。“哎呀,终于上来了,这就是圣母世界吗?”这百多人还没有回过气来呢,接二连三的,又是许多人络绎不绝的上来了。“什么?你们……你们怎么也上来了,是谁允许你们上来的?”看到出现了许多竞争者,白杨他们一下子更是不满了起来。“我们付出了五千年道行,自然就获得了这样的一个机会,嘿嘿……”后上来的这些人,以为占大便宜了,还很得意的呢。“什么?五千年,那个圣婆,真是可恶……”顿时,白杨他们生气的,又找到小玄黄理论起来。“行了,你们还有完没完,难道你今天买了东西,明天人家降价了,你还得让人家补偿差价吗?有没有一点道德了,这就是降价了,若是涨价了呢,你们是不是还得补人家道行了?”小玄黄自认为很公正的,那是严重的教育道。“这……好吧,道行的事情就算了,不过弄走几颗圣女果,那就各凭本事了!”精怪们贪.婪着,道行上吃得亏,他们决定用圣女果来补偿。“既然如此,大家就不要再聚集一起了,各自的上去,各寻机缘去吧!”小玄黄催促着,也是等不急了呢!“得令,冲啊……”一群精怪们这一下犹如离弦之箭般,纷纷的冲向了漫山遍野,向着那些婀.娜的圣女果扑了过去。“分寸,注意分寸啊大家……”小玄黄在身后叫嚷着,也是一转弯的,看准了其中一个俏影的飞掠了过去。“姑娘……姑娘芳名几何啊,在下一见姑娘就十分仰慕……姑娘,跟我们出去玩玩吧,外面的世界很好玩呢……”接下来,数百人开始在漫山遍野骗起了圣女果,但早就心有所属的她们,自然不可能给这些人好脸色看的。“哼,对不起,我们对你们没有兴趣,不想去……无聊……”找着各种理由的,三千圣女果,皆都是拒绝了这些人的好意。“这……好吧,那我就去找别人了……”刚开始的,这些人还能够维持着君子风度,但不一会儿试过三五个圣女果后,有些急燥的男人就等不急了。左右看了看,这一位男子发现四下无人,看着面前蒙面的姑娘,那不由得歹意横生的,狠狠的扑了过去“小贱.人,给你脸你不要脸,不要怪老子用强了,等你见识了老子的厉害,那一定会欲.仙欲.死的!”“啊……”圣女果惊叫一声,不由得也是瞪眼呆住了。“啵啵……真香,真好闻……”男子扑倒了一个什么东西的,那是大喜失色的,闭着眼睛就去亲来吻去的,简直就是好不陶醉。“汪汪……”可就在男子以为得手的时候,一声奇怪的狗叫声,让他忍不住的睁开了眼睛,这不看不要紧,一看的话,简直就是差点恶心死。原来,男人是扑倒了一个身影,但不是什么圣女果,而是一条肥壮的大黑狗,自己没羞没臊,居然在吻一只狗的!“啊,呕,我呸呸,你这只狗东西,你什么时候跑到我面前来了……”男人大为恶心的,那是气恼无穷“我杀了你这只狗东西!”凌厉的手掌,就要灭绝人性的杀狗夺命,但他明显低估了眼前的黑狗了,那是一张嘴的,狠狠的咬住了这一道凌厉的手掌,令其痛不欲生,难以挣脱。“啊……放开我,不要,放开我……”最终,男人惨叫着,付出了一只手的代价,这才从狗嘴里挣脱出来,顾不得再扑圣女果的,逃命夭夭。“啊啊……”相似的一幕,不断的在圣母世界中上演了,但这些为恶的男人们,皆都是半点便宜没占到的,那反倒险些被大黑狗给吓破了胆子!“哎,真是晦气,这些女人怎么这么难搞定的?”同病相怜的,一些男人们聚集起来,正在图谋办法呢,突然一位着装暴.露,千娇百媚的女子出现在了他们的眼球中,端是让他们眼前一亮的,那是再度的亢.奋起来。“哎哟,这个妞儿正点,你们谁也不能够跟我抢,这一看就知道是一个搔货,不过我就第2926章严厉惩罚“好一个情有可原,她卖女求荣,空手套白狼,坑害大家,这难道还算情有可原吗?”洛依直是十分好笑的哧问起来。“呃,圣婆的确有些见钱眼开了,但她好歹也没有强迫自己的女儿,不是吗?”陈九接着好言相劝道:“不管如何说,她还是遵守婚姻自主的,若不是我这个人魅力太强,那也不可能娶到她的三千女儿,不是吗?”“你不如直接说你太能干更适合一些!”洛依没好气的又是嘟起了嘴。“咳……”陈九尴尬间,赶紧转移话题道:“再说她吞下百万年道行的事情,这件事情我觉得也可以解决,他们想要的只是一个机会罢了,现在这样的机会,我们可以重新的给他们,让他们见识一下三千圣女果,这样不就可以了结了吗?”“陈九,你可真是好算计啊!”圣婆听了之后,也不禁目光闪亮的,很是期待起来。“陈九,现在她们都是你的女人,摆明了不可能跟那些人有瓜葛,你不是跟她合起伙儿来,一起坑骗大家吗?”洛依顿时很不满意的指责道。“哎,我也不想的,但大家交那么多钱,枉想去骗取无知少女,本身的出发点就是错的,他们又能够安什么好心了?若不是我提前的将圣女果收走了,这些圣女果沦.落到他们的手中,那也必定是一件悲惨的事情,所以说,这些人其实也是咎由自取,大不了以后我们找机会补偿一下好了,但眼下的确不值得同情的!”陈九叹息间,又是满嘴道理的讲道。“花言巧语,还不是想给她擦屁屁嘛!”洛依撇着嘴的,依然不是滋味的。“我这……”陈九本.能的看了一眼那屁屁,还真是有些特别怀念刚才跟她摩.擦生热的事情。“陈九,反正我是不同意你娶她的!”洛依最后的意见,依然十分坚决。“小姑娘,话可不能够乱讲,谁告诉你我要嫁给他了,我告诉你,我圣婆只不过想要借你们出去,去闯出自己的一片天地罢了,我可从来都没有想过嫁人的,更别提这臭男人了!”圣婆当即也是豪迈的表达了自己的想法。“哦?你此话当真不成?”洛依也不禁有些松动的意思了。“我圣婆可以发誓,这你总信了吧!”圣婆此时倒是没有故意再气洛依,而是郑重的发下了誓言,不想再被阻碍了。“这样啊,我就信你一回,但你别想我跟你们一起骗人,我才不要替你擦屁屁呢!”洛依认可间,还是有些不配合的。“小姑娘,你不擦,有人想擦呢,陈九……”圣婆笑吟吟的又看向了陈九,也不禁将他看得一阵红头涨.脸的,很是害.臊。“陈九,你敢……”洛依同时也威胁了过去,面目不善。“依儿,你看看这是什么?”陈九被两女逼迫,突然间变戏法一般的,那是拿出了两颗圣女果,递到了洛依的跟前道:“你不是一直早就想吃了嘛,我给你吃这个总行了吧!”“哦?你真的舍得给我这个?”洛依看到圣女果,立即就是一阵惊讶起来,要知道这东西可以变成美女的模样,对于好.色的男人来说,相当于他的命,他舍得拿出来,那可真是出邪了!“圣女果虽好,但她们毕竟只是一些果实罢了,如何能够跟依儿你在我的心中地位相比呢?”陈九一副慷慨的模样,无疑也是表示了自己的决心。“陈九,她们好歹跟你有些情谊了吧,你真这么舍得?再说她们不会是假的吧?”洛依完全有理由怀疑的。“依儿,真假你一吃便知道了,那还用我说吗?”陈九郑重的讲道:“跟她们虽然有些情谊,但怎么能跟依儿你相比呢,你说不是吗?”“陈九,我以前那么求你你都不给,眼下为了圣婆你居然给我圣女果吃,你对她到底安得什么心思?”本以为解决了事情,却突然又出了变化,洛依居然又怀疑起来。“依儿,你没完了是吧?我给你吃,你也有意见,不给你吃,你意见更大,你难道就那么不信任我吗?我们只是带她出去后,她就离开了,我们还能够发生什么吗?再说她都发誓了呢!”陈九无语间,也是严重的斥讲道,他好言相劝是给女人面子,但这也不代表女人可以在他的面前一直无理取闹,俗话说泥人还有三分脾气呢,更何况他了!“好,好吧,我就信你一回,这圣女果你拿回去,我可不敢将你的小情人吃掉,要不然的话,你表面不说,心里指不定怎么恨我呢!”洛依终也算是缓和了下来,但她并没有去接圣女果的,身为妻子,她懂得珍惜老公的怜爱之物,那是不会去破坏的。“依儿,谢谢你,真没有想到你居然这么开明,但这圣女果,我是真心想要给你吃的!”陈九感激间,也是感觉十分的幸福起来。男人,好玩的心性就是大了一些,可是有些妻子,却是不懂得正确的教导男人,居然非要用暴力的手段来破坏男人的兴趣,可是殊不知,当这兴趣破坏掉的时候,也同时破坏了两人的情感。这就好像,一个男人第2920章夹着糖芯“呸,小柳,我当初念你们修行不易,少要了你们千年道行,没想到你们非但不感恩的,居然还要骂我,早知道我就一年也不给你们少了!”面对斥责,圣婆同样的十分愤怒,在她看来这些人简直就是恩将仇报。“怎么?还嫌坑我们的不够吗?告诉你,圣婆,今天你坑我们的,必须都要吐出来,否则的话,你必然死在我们众怒之下!”小柳她们严重威胁着,杀机凛凛。“哎哟,我好怕啊,不过你们想要杀我,还得问问我男人同意不同意!”圣婆气极反笑,直是毫不客气的拿陈九当起了挡箭牌。“圣婆,你终于承认了!”这一下小柳他们所有人更是抓住把柄一样,不死不休了!“好了,别说了,赶紧走了!”陈九极其无奈的,只是拉着圣婆离开了几女的面前,这跟女人吵起架来,那就别想有个完的。“小男人,这老妖婆的老穴啥滋味啊……”陈九好心拉走圣婆了,可是这还有小女人居然戏.弄起了他,端是让他脸色十分的恼红,这都是些什么人啊?“闭嘴,不得再乱语,否则的话我将不替你们主持公道了!”小玄黄严厉的喝斥着,也算是及时的出来打圆场了。“唉!”陈九叹息了一声,不经意扫了一眼那高翘的炮台,这没尝过呢,谁知道啥滋味?自己这样被人误会,是不是亏大了?不好多说的,陈九跟圣婆总算是重新的来到了圣母树下,而在小玄黄的要求下,不是圣婆去放圣女果,居然是陈九过去了,这样的事情,更是板上钉钉一般的,让大家自以为抓到了铁实的证据,就算是圣婆他们再解释也没有任何用处了!“果然是那个小子,是他上次跟圣婆联合起来,他先收走圣女果,然后再让我们进去,怪不得圣婆那么放心,还非要等他下来后呢,原来他们早就合谋好了,这个该死的贱.人,一对奸夫银妇,实在是该死,这一次我非得将圣女果摘尽不可……”一群失去道行的人,此时新仇旧怨的,那是打算一起算了。势在必得,大家从未有过的坚决与贪.婪,这也是小玄黄没能够意料到的,如同陈九所猜测的那般,小玄黄如此自私行事,想要充当一个有威望的好人,也必定会吃下自己的恶果!陈九,重新的回到圣母世界中,看着那个熟悉的场景,也不禁一阵怀念在这里当亚当的生活呢。感慨间,他的意念一转,一尊尊玲珑的俏影被他释放了出来,而这些女子,正是近三千圣女果和洛依与水猴她们!“夫君……”三千圣女果一经出现,立马就思念的看向了陈九。“呃,这个……”陈九看着这近三千圣女果,不由得很是一惊“你们怎么包.裹得这么严实?”“不包严实一些,难道给那些臭男人们看了去吗?”洛依不是滋味的解释道“你不用感激我,我虽然并不是特别认可她们,但她们总归是你的女人,关键时刻我是不会落井下石,让外人占便宜的!”“谢谢,依儿,谢谢你!”陈九虽然没有得到好脸色,但真的挺感激洛依的,只是他看着这三千圣女果,也不禁有些无奈的意思。近三千圣女果,此时不再是那种光光的状态,而是全身上下都被包.裹严实的,而且身上包严实了也就罢了,她们居然还一个个蒙着面的,只露着一双双的大眼睛,这样来让人挑选的话,那些人不至于发狂吧?“夫君,为了防止那些人狗急跳墙,还是把黑狗们给我们留下吧!”洛依得到了陈九的感激,她做这一切也都值了。“好,这个没有问题,只是大圣她怎么一点没变?”陈九答应间,又不禁看向了水猴,还是那个千娇百媚的模样。“大圣又不是你的老婆,再说她的便宜可不是那么好占的!”洛依泯嘴一笑的,有些话没有明说,但足以让人读懂了。“依儿,有你在这里,我就放心了,那我先下去了!”陈九欣慰的点了点头,端是安心的下来了。圣母树下,得到了陈九的示意,小玄黄更是声高气昂起来“大家注意了,三千圣女果一个不少的已经回归了圣母世界,大家失去的机会,今天会重新的到来,大家可要珍惜哦,这一次一旦失去,那可是再也回不来了!”“谢小玄黄大人,请让我们进去吧!”白杨为首的,百多名失去道行的人,皆都是再度的兴.奋起来。“好,大家排好队,一个个的上!”小玄黄维持着秩序的,那是让这百多人,重新的攀爬进入了圣母世界中。‘汪汪……’这些人没有注意的,一群黑狗们也是跟了上去,更让大家想不到的,小玄黄最后嘿嘿一笑的,他竟然也跟了上去,美其名曰维护秩序!“他们都上去了,这么好的机会……我们怎么就是没有?”看着这百多人上去了,其它的精怪们立马就是又眼红起来。“咦……”圣婆此时突然目光一亮的,又出现了一丝贪.婪的神情,当即就是不知死活的又讲道:“今天小玄黄大人给大家做主,我的三千女儿也算是豁出去了,这可是真正的机不可失,失不再来,大家还有想要上去的,五千年道行即可!”“什么?五千年就行了吗?这太值了……”本还在犹豫不决的精怪们,这一下完全的动容了,要知道付出一半的道行,就可以获得别人同等的机会,这样的好事哪里找去?“圣婆,注意分寸!”陈九明知道这是骗人的,那是严重的不满起来。“哎呀,夫君,我知道你舍不得我们这些女儿,但女大不中留,留来留去留成仇,你不是还有人家嘛,人家以后一定会好好对你的啦……”圣婆撒着娇,讨着乖的,更是小玉手在陈九身上挠来挠去的,搞得他很不好意思的,没法再说。是啊,这要是再说的话,眼看就是挠到那里去了,这可是不能够发生的事情,陈九对此,也只能够睁着眼闭着眼了,只是他担心圣婆这样欺骗下去,呆会儿可怎么收场?她这还想风风光光的不想了?第2925章狗急跳墙“这……夫君,你该不会让我替你毁尸灭迹吧?你身为男人,你可不能够不负责任啊,更不能够让我当这个罪人啊!”洛依初时没注意,此时拿在手中一观察的,那顿时也是疼惜万分起来。“我……依儿,她们只是一些果实,你别说得那么骇人听闻好不好?”陈九气恼间,严重的教育道。“夫君,难道她们的肚子不是你搞大的吗?”洛依拿着两颗圣女果,直是当庭指证道。圣女果,美模雪玲的,肚子还是有些大,像极了两个孕妇,这也怪不得洛依会多想了!“是我搞大的不错,但她们肚子里也不是什么孩子,你尽可以放心的服用!”陈九无可否认之际,也不禁解释道。“不是孩子,那是什么东西,怎么会这么大?”洛依依然有些疑问的。“还能是什么?你身为女人,难道最后不懂得要被这个男人灌注的吗?”圣婆在旁边看不下去的,突然仗义出言。“什么?是那个东西,你这个老女人,你怎么会知道得那么清楚?”这话若是陈九说出来倒也罢了,但偏偏圣婆说出来了,这就由不得洛依又不高兴了,像这等隐晦的事情,她一个外人来搅和什么?“去,你爱吃不吃,不吃还省点呢!”圣婆也没给好脸色的。“我……这种东西,我怎么可能吃得下?”洛依顿时脸蛋俏红着,明知道这里面有男人的那个东西,自己还吃的话,那岂不是显得太不检.点了吗?“依儿,你以前不是吃得挺欢实的嘛!”陈九直是好言相劝道。“哎呀,夫君你乱说什么,谁第2921章这我男人惊呆了,本来曼.妙的圣女果,经过陈九的滋养后,一个个都是大了肚子的,变成了孕妇的模样,但是眼下,倩儿在圣婆手中,重新的化形出来后,她居然不再是孕妇的模样,又变成了那个明媚多姿的少女模样,直是光彩照人的,引人注目。“倩儿,你这是怎么回事?”陈九惊奇万分的,直是忍不住的询问起来。“夫君,人家好想你……”倩儿没有回答,她化形后看到陈九,立即就是双目放光的,向他依.偎了过去,跟他甜蜜的腻在了一起的,直是满脸的幸福!“倩儿,都说嫁出去的姑娘泼出去的水,但你好歹还是我生养出来的,不能够这么绝情的,眼中只有这么一个男人吧?”圣婆当即就是十分不是味的提起了意见。“呀,母亲大人,你怎么也在啊!”倩儿发现了圣婆后,立即就是一阵害.臊的,上下遮掩,因为那里还都是光美的状态着呢。“行了,你的身上我哪点不熟悉,不用再遮了!”圣婆斥了一眼,终是让倩儿羞愧的停下了手。其实要遮的不是这些外表,而是那些被陈九滋养与改变出来的不同,这些难.堪的反应,让她直是有些无法面对自己的母亲的!“母亲大人,你是来找我们的吗?”缓了一下,倩儿羞怯的看着圣婆也是询问了起来。“不错,倩儿,你们三千姐妹,全都被他一人掳走了,我怎么可能不闻不问,我此来就是想要拯救你们的,你倒是说说,他是怎么逼迫你们的?”圣婆指着陈九问罪道。“母亲大人息怒,这件事情不关夫君的事情,都是我们姐妹主动的要跟夫君好的,这跟他是没有关系的!”倩儿赶紧替陈九讲起了好话。“什么?你们主动的,我的女儿,什么时候也都这么不知脸耻了,你们这些年都是白活了吗?我这些年都是怎么教你们的,你们难道都忘了吗?”圣婆大惊失色的,那连连的斥问下,更是让倩儿面红脖子粗的,有些无言以对。“好了,倩儿,别怕,有什么话就讲清楚,今天没有我的同意,谁也带不走你们!”陈九也是不忍心的好声安慰起来,省得将自己的小美人给吓坏了。“嗯!”得到了陈九的劝慰,倩儿明显吃下了一颗定心丸,她接着看向了圣婆讲道:“母亲大人,有些事情,其实并不是你说得那样……”“什么事情不是我说得那样,倩儿,我记得当时好像是你发消息告诉我,说是已经绑住了这个入侵者吧,你怎么还能够跟他那样……”圣婆恨铁不成铁,简直就是无法理解跟置信的,这其中到底发生了什么事情?“母亲大人,当时我的确是绑住了他,但是夫君有着一种神奇的能力,令姐妹们无比的迷.恋,而我最终也受不了这种诱.惑的,那是尝试的打开了快乐之门,这一经打开后,我发现自己以前都错了,其实男人也是一个很好的物种,很好的弥补了我们的缺陷,有了他们在的话,其实生命的长短,并不是那么重要!”倩儿长篇大论的,虽然没有说得那么明白,但无疑也是告诉了圣婆事情的真相。“快乐之门,你们……绑着他,然后用它打开了快乐之门……”圣婆听了之后,也是恶恨恨的瞪住了陈九的下面,那里的确很大的,是一个天大的罪恶钥匙!“圣婆,你可听好了吧,我可没有用强的,相反的,是她们对我用强的!”陈九无辜解释着,无疑更是差点把圣婆给噎死的。“我……”圣婆无语了,生了这样的女儿出来,她还能够说什么呢?本来自己的女儿被强迫的话,那还能够理论一番,但现在来看,这无疑是自搧脸面的事情,谁让自己的女儿这么风搔呢?这种情况,就好像严厉的父母,突然发现自己乖巧的女儿被人搞大了肚子,本想着去告状呢,谁知道搞到最后,是他们女儿主动的,而这活生生的能够把他们气得吐血的,哪还有什么脸面再去告人家,只能够吃下这个哑巴亏了!“母亲大人,请你成全我们吧,我们真的不能够没有夫君啊!”倩儿哀求着,无疑跟以前的表现,也是大相径庭。“哎,事到如今,你们一个个都被他灌输满了阳元,我就算是不同意,还能够怎么样呢?你们已经不可能再回到我的本体上了!”圣婆气结间,最终也不得不叹了一口气,看着陈九的那里,简直就是无话可说,这家伙到底是什么男人,怎么可能有这么强的阳元,居然一下子灌满了自己的三千个女儿!“多谢岳母大人成全,我跟倩儿她们,今后一定孝敬你一辈子!”陈九得了便宜还卖乖的,赶紧行礼起来。“我还没有老到那种程度,你小子,你下面这东西到底是怎么回事?你怎么可能这么强?”圣婆依然瞪着陈九那里的,充满了好奇与不解。“母亲大人,你要不要也打开快乐之门啊,我敢说,这一定会让你改变以前的看法的!”倩儿直是十分好心的建议起来。“什么?你让我也打开,这怎么行?太混账了,倩儿,这样的话,你今后不得再讲,否则的话我就不认你这个女儿了!”圣婆立即就是大羞大恼的,也顾不得再追问陈九这里的事情了。“母亲大人,这第一次虽然有些疼,但是疼过之后,那就是天大的幸福与快乐,我不会骗你的,你要相信倩儿啊……”倩儿极力的劝慰着,反倒变成拉皮条的了!“你闭嘴,休得再胡言乱语!”圣婆实在是受不了的,一道灵光点出,终又使得倩儿转化为了圣女果的样子,就此安静了下来。‘咚咚……’不过经此一闹,圣婆也是美峰剧烈起伏的,心情难以保持平静,这自己怎么可能存在缺陷,怎么可能让男人来打开自己呢?“岳母大人……”陈九这时候,又是满脸谄媚贪.婪的看向了圣婆笑了起来,他难道还真有这个想法不成?第2914章过来贴贴

“圣婆,我出五千年道行,我要立即上去,不要他们挑剩下来的……”面对圣婆如此优厚丰盛的条件,上次遗憾错过的精怪们,再也忍不住的拥挤到了面前来,那规模少说数百人之多了。“好,拿出了道行,立即就可以获得机会上去,上去小玄黄大人会为你们主持公道的!”圣婆答应的满满的,那简直就是笑得有些合不拢嘴了。圣母树下,圣婆从一个丧家之犬的状态,端是又变成了地主般的,在那里聚众收起了道行,大为高兴,而之前进入圣母世界的那百多人,怀着激动万分的心情,但忽然间也是有些傻眼了。“这……这是怎么回事?怎么跟我们之前听到的,完全不一样啊?”白杨他们一群人,简直就是有些无法置信的。圣母世界中,有三千个俏影在穿梭是不错,但她们赫然都是裹身蒙面的,根本就看不到她们任何的便宜!“小玄黄大人,你可得替我们做主啊!”老榕树精更是带头求向了小玄黄。“怎么了?三千圣女果都在,我还怎么替你们做主?”小玄黄直是有些不理解的询问起来。“小玄黄大人有所不知,圣婆之前跟我们所说,这些圣女果个个单纯无比,皆都没有穿衣裳的,现在她们居然包.裹的这般严实,这明显的与宣传不符嘛!”老榕树精等一些男子们,非常的失望跟气怨起来。“哦?这样啊,这也许就是理想与现实的差距吧,她们单纯与否,跟这个好像也没什么关系吧?”小玄黄惊奇间,倒也是打起了圆场“这就好像卖东西,你们真正买到的,跟那包装上能一样吗?”“这……可是这差距也太大了一些,我们连脸都看不到嘛!”一群男人们还是很不甘心的。“去,一群肤浅的男人,你们难道希望自己的女人被别人看光吗?我看这样倒也挺好的!”小柳等几个女人,倒是说了一句公道话。“哎呀,终于上来了,这就是圣母世界吗?”这百多人还没有回过气来呢,接二连三的,又是许多人络绎不绝的上来了。“什么?你们……你们怎么也上来了,是谁允许你们上来的?”看到出现了许多竞争者,白杨他们一下子更是不满了起来。“我们付出了五千年道行,自然就获得了这样的一个机会,嘿嘿……”后上来的这些人,以为占大便宜了,还很得意的呢。“什么?五千年,那个圣婆,真是可恶……”顿时,白杨他们生气的,又找到小玄黄理论起来。“行了,你们还有完没完,难道你今天买了东西,明天人家降价了,你还得让人家补偿差价吗?有没有一点道德了,这就是降价了,若是涨价了呢,你们是不是还得补人家道行了?”小玄黄自认为很公正的,那是严重的教育道。“这……好吧,道行的事情就算了,不过弄走几颗圣女果,那就各凭本事了!”精怪们贪.婪着,道行上吃得亏,他们决定用圣女果来补偿。“既然如此,大家就不要再聚集一起了,各自的上去,各寻机缘去吧!”小玄黄催促着,也是等不急了呢!“得令,冲啊……”一群精怪们这一下犹如离弦之箭般,纷纷的冲向了漫山遍野,向着那些婀.娜的圣女果扑了过去。“分寸,注意分寸啊大家……”小玄黄在身后叫嚷着,也是一转弯的,看准了其中一个俏影的飞掠了过去。“姑娘……姑娘芳名几何啊,在下一见姑娘就十分仰慕……姑娘,跟我们出去玩玩吧,外面的世界很好玩呢……”接下来,数百人开始在漫山遍野骗起了圣女果,但早就心有所属的她们,自然不可能给这些人好脸色看的。“哼,对不起,我们对你们没有兴趣,不想去……无聊……”找着各种理由的,三千圣女果,皆都是拒绝了这些人的好意。“这……好吧,那我就去找别人了……”刚开始的,这些人还能够维持着君子风度,但不一会儿试过三五个圣女果后,有些急燥的男人就等不急了。左右看了看,这一位男子发现四下无人,看着面前蒙面的姑娘,那不由得歹意横生的,狠狠的扑了过去“小贱.人,给你脸你不要脸,不要怪老子用强了,等你见识了老子的厉害,那一定会欲.仙欲.死的!”“啊……”圣女果惊叫一声,不由得也是瞪眼呆住了。“啵啵……真香,真好闻……”男子扑倒了一个什么东西的,那是大喜失色的,闭着眼睛就去亲来吻去的,简直就是好不陶醉。“汪汪……”可就在男子以为得手的时候,一声奇怪的狗叫声,让他忍不住的睁开了眼睛,这不看不要紧,一看的话,简直就是差点恶心死。原来,男人是扑倒了一个身影,但不是什么圣女果,而是一条肥壮的大黑狗,自己没羞没臊,居然在吻一只狗的!“啊,呕,我呸呸,你这只狗东西,你什么时候跑到我面前来了……”男人大为恶心的,那是气恼无穷“我杀了你这只狗东西!”凌厉的手掌,就要灭绝人性的杀狗夺命,但他明显低估了眼前的黑狗了,那是一张嘴的,狠狠的咬住了这一道凌厉的手掌,令其痛不欲生,难以挣脱。“啊……放开我,不要,放开我……”最终,男人惨叫着,付出了一只手的代价,这才从狗嘴里挣脱出来,顾不得再扑圣女果的,逃命夭夭。“啊啊……”相似的一幕,不断的在圣母世界中上演了,但这些为恶的男人们,皆都是半点便宜没占到的,那反倒险些被大黑狗给吓破了胆子!“哎,真是晦气,这些女人怎么这么难搞定的?”同病相怜的,一些男人们聚集起来,正在图谋办法呢,突然一位着装暴.露,千娇百媚的女子出现在了他们的眼球中,端是让他们眼前一亮的,那是再度的亢.奋起来。“哎哟,这个妞儿正点,你们谁也不能够跟我抢,这一看就知道是一个搔货,不过我就第2926章严厉惩罚“咯咯……还有没有要上去的了,我告诉大家,我那可是三千女儿,现在才区区数百人,如何吃得下我的三千女儿呢,大家还有想上去的,那可得赶紧抓紧机会了……”圣母树下,圣婆已经笑得合不拢嘴了,因为短短时间,她居然又收走了两百万年的道行,这可是完全超越了上一次的了。“五千年太多了,还是算了!”停了好一会儿,有决心的基本上都上去了,剩下一些犹豫的,那是比较谨慎的,不愿意干这种没谱的事情。“哎,你们呀,等别人抱得美人归的时候,你们别后悔就行!”圣婆瞪着诸多的精怪,直是又数落起来。“这么久了,还不见一人下来,我就不信圣女果那么好收!”也有人发出了质疑的声音。“这么久?才一会儿时间,怎么可能让我那些女儿获得满.足?你们要知道,我那些女儿没有满.足的话,那是不会脱落下来的,我看你们这些人,都是一些软蛋才对!”圣婆诱.惑间,毫不客气的奚落道。“这……还能再便宜点吗?”果然,听到了跟美人共赴巫山的事情,有些男人们马上就是又心动了。“便宜……这不能够再便宜了!”就在圣婆又盘算着鬼主意的时候,陈九突然喝止了她,阻止了她继续降价。要知道现在都已经上去五百精怪了,这已经占了目前精怪数的小半数了,若是再降价,将所有精怪都牵涉进来的话,那最后非得出乱子不可!当然,陈九虽然不怕这些精怪们闹事,但他原本是来这里平息大家情绪的,可不想再将这里搞得乌烟瘴气的了。“哎呀,夫君,你还是这么宠她们,可她们都不小了,也该早点嫁人了!”圣婆娇怨着,还有些不情愿的。“圣婆,你够了,你还想不想出去了?”陈九小声责斥,很是不悦。“嘿嘿,骗走了他们的道行,他们谁也拦不过住我!”圣婆直也是小声的得意起来。“可你不是还想风风光光的吗?你这样做就不怕被他们所有人记恨?”陈九严重的告诫道。“记恨算什么?风光又值几个钱,只要有了这些道行,我圣婆什么都可以不在乎!”圣婆满脸的贪.婪,那是什么也不顾了。“你……你怎么可以这样不知悔改,早知道的话,我就不帮你骗人了!”陈九瞪眼的,很是不满道。“陈九,你放心,我不会让你白帮忙的,我这一次得到了两百万年的道行,那可是赚大发了,你有什么要求,尽管跟我提,我告诉你,是任何要求哦,人家都会满.足你的!”圣婆俏眼瞪着陈九,坚定间倒是出现了一丝害臊的羞意。“这……”陈九看着圣婆这美貌的邻家少女模样,直也是有些说不出话来了,这难道还真能够提什么要求吗?她这炮台,自己若是真的上去开炮会怎么样?这样做也太不好了吧?“陈九,你怎么不说话了?那小贱.人又不在,你还有什么可顾虑的?”圣婆反倒比陈九还着急的一般。“噢,洛依她们怎么样了?可别出什么岔子才好!”陈九马上就是警醒的询问起来。“她们啊,好得很呢,那些人根本就不是他们的对手,不过现在小玄黄可就惨了!”圣婆意念一转的,很快就洞悉了圣母世界的真相。圣母世界中,五百精怪败兴而归的,将小玄黄团团的围困住了,那是声讨着,让他帮大家主持公道的!“喂,大家稍安勿燥,圣女果若是那么好摘的话,那恐怕早就被别人摘走完了,现在大家见也见了,机缘也碰了,只是没有这个福运罢了,我看就此作罢好了!”小玄黄其实也挺郁闷的,但没办法啊,他总不能够去怂恿大家用强啊!“什么?小玄黄,你一句作罢,那就可以弥补我们的损失吗?我们那可都是辛苦修炼出来的道行!”白杨气愤十足的,带头责问起来。“你们还知道是你们辛苦修炼出来的道行啊?你们为了一个机会,随便就将道行与她人交换,现在换不到东西,你们又来找我评理,那我还怎么向着你们?”小玄黄对这些人也很是生气的训教道:“这就好像赌博,你们赌输了,居然还怪人家庄家,这不是明摆着不讲理吗?”“好吧,赌输我们也认了,可是她们不能够伤害我们啊,你看看我都被打得不能化形儿,我太惨了……”以老榕树精为首的一干人等,皆都是受了不轻的内伤,很是憋怨。“呸,你们还有脸说,别以为我不知道你们这些人,意图对圣女果图谋不轨,不是被狗咬了,那就是被别人挠了,亏你们还有脸说,不知道啥叫做害臊吗?”小玄黄责斥着,只能够大事化小,小事化了,因为他知道陈九是惹不起的。“小玄黄大人,怎么感觉你一直在偏向着圣婆他们呢,你到底还是不是在替我们做主?”小柳等一些女子,也甚是不满了起来。“我怎么不向你们了?如果我不向你们,那我就将他们放走了,何必再回来兑换诺言呢!”小玄黄声色震震的,满腔正义的吼道。“这……”初时众精怪的确被乍呼住了,但突然间,也不知道哪个精怪冒出了一句“你那是还嫌坑我们的道行不够多!”。“什么?胡说八道,我怎么可能坑你们的道行,是谁在造谣,给我滚出来!”小玄黄也是恼羞成怒了,本来他就够憋屈了,现在还得来安慰他们,他也很委屈呢。“小玄黄大人,我们这些人可是至少三百万年的道行了,你今天必须给句公道话,我们面对圣女果,怎么可能都失败,那机率不能够这么低吧?你难道不觉得这就是一个阴谋吗?”众精怪因此话而反应过来的,再度的激愤起来。“这种事情就像是赌博,你说赌博能有赢的吗?大家既然选择了这条路,那就应该认命才对,我劝你们还是不要故意闹事,否则的话,别怪我小玄黄不向着你们了!”小玄黄也是有些急眼的,狠声威胁道。“如果我们不愿意认呢?”众精怪们无论如何也咽不下去这口气的。第2928章无奈认命“可以这么说吧,但前提你得只留下她们一个圣女果才行,明白吗?”圣婆点了点头,还是肯定了陈九的意思。“圣婆,那事不宜迟,你赶紧施展同根同命大法,让她们共同的消化,快点醒来吧!”陈九迫不急待的就是要求起来,能够看到她们安然无恙的话,他的心才能够完全的放下来,毕竟如果圣婆一走的话,再出什么问题,他就不好办了!“好吧,那你离得远一点,我施法其间,你不要过来打扰我,明白吗?”圣婆点了点头,突然有点脸红的对着陈九警告道。“嗯,我一定不会打扰你的,而且这里的精气十足,足以让她们成长!”陈九一挥手间,顿时风云际变的,一道道的道雾上升着,直是让这里的环境,超越了鸿祖的院落!“你小子果然够奢侈的,搞得我圣婆都不想走了!”圣婆白了一眼,直也是催促道:“快离远点,别偷看我!”“噢,那我远一点!”陈九说着飘离了开来,但他怎么可能不看,这事关自己三千个老婆的化形问题,他岂能放下心来?可是看吧,他立马就是又瞪大了眼睛的,有些很不好意思起来,让他想象不到的,那就是圣婆居然在第一时间,那就是褪去了自己的白色衣衫。‘滋……’雪美圣洁,明媚生光,那美好的少女肌.体,硕.大的美.峰奇观,野草黑府,修.长美腿,完全的展露之际,直是让人头晕目眩的,再也挪移不开了!此时,纵使周围有着三千个靓丽的女模,但她却是太阳般,那是令她们黯然失色的,难以相提并论。圣婆这是要干什么?居然首先的光了自己,这也怪不得她会脸红了,只是她怎么能够确定陈九就不会看的?还是她根本就不是太计较的?此时此刻,陈九无疑是不敢问了,这种事情,人家女人不计较,你身为一个男人总不能够傻傻的去问,你为什么在我面前这么不知检.点吧?那不是纯粹找抽的嘛!“呃,这个……”陈九突然间,又是有些惊讶的呆住了,因为他发现了一个令他无比震惊的事实。圣婆,她在光了自己后,那竟然张手间摄来了一尊圣女果,将她犹如婴儿般的抱在了怀中,而且还在喂她吃.奶!乖乖,那大倒是挺大的,但是真有奶吗?陈九严重的怀疑着,也不禁砸着嘴的,想要上去品尝几口的。‘滋滋……’有没有,陈九很快就看出来了,随着第一个圣女果的离去,那竟然有些许白色的汁.液溢出,这看起来像极了奶.水无疑!“开玩笑?一个少女,一个视男人为罪恶的少女,怎么可能真的有奶.水呢?”陈九摇了摇头,对此直是表示了不信。“看什么看?莫非也想过来吃两口吗?”圣婆此时突然瞪向了陈九的,那是严重的斥责起来。“我只是好奇你怎么会有奶.水的!”陈九也很尴尬的,但还是找着理由解释道。“你眼瞎啊,我这是生命之水!”圣婆没好气的白了一眼,接着玉手轻轻的拈着生命之水拍起了手中的圣女果。‘砰砰……’随着轻轻的拍动,神奇的事情,再一次的发生了,只见这颗圣女果的玉腿下,竟然增生绵延着,生出了许多毛绒绒的细根,那是插在了虚空中,竟然可以吸入道雾的力量为已用!“这……这难道是成活了吗?这就好像是在栽种树木一样?”陈九也很是有些惊叹起来。“不错!”圣婆点了点头,接着更是迅速的在虚空抓摄喂养催生,三千个圣果女,一个个的都被她催生出了根芽的,那是扎根活在了虚空中。“圣婆,她们怎么还没有醒转的迹象?”陈九此时也顾不得圣婆会怪罪什么了,直是担心的再次询问起来。“你急什么?真正关键的时刻现在才到来呢!”圣婆斥瞪一眼,接着自己的玉.腿下,竟然也生出了一道主根,那是很快就窜穿了三千个圣女果的,将她们连在了一起喝道:“同根同命!”“什么?圣婆,这……你……你怎么可以这样!”陈九惊诧间,已经来不及阻止了,顿时脸色发黑的瞪着圣婆,简直就是怨恨死她了,这老妖婆该不会借此耍咱吧?“断!”圣婆没有解释,因为她很快就斩断了自己脚下的主根,跟它重新的分离了开来,只不过她的脸面也是一阵阵的煞白罢了。“这……圣婆,你……”陈九这一下完全的有些搞不懂了,她难道真这么无私不成?“陈九,你别把我想得太坏了,我这才不是要占她们的便宜呢,而是她们的根须太弱,不可能连在一起,所以我必须奉献一条主根才行,这你能够明白吗?”圣婆很快也是解释起来。“圣婆,谢谢你!”陈九听了之后,也不禁很是感激起来,但这眼神实在是有些不自在的讲道:“你可以先把衣服穿上吗?”“伪君子,看半天了,这会儿倒是想起来让我穿衣服来了?”圣婆数落间,倒也算是知燥害羞赶紧给穿好了,重新变成了那个邻家少女的模样。“圣婆,喂养了三千个女儿,你居然一点也没小?”陈九瞪着那里的大峰,也不禁有些疑问的。“你小子是不是特别想过来吃两口的?”圣婆得意的挺了挺笑道。“我……还是算了!”陈九很难说不想的,但这可真是吃不得的赶紧转移了话题道:“她们怎么还没有醒?”“别急,你那么多的阳元,就算是共同消化也需要时间不是?”圣婆安慰间,接着讲道:“以后这些实根会化无,她们的成长会以人类的方式进行,你尽可以拿她们去喂你的老婆吃了,因为这太多果实会影响她们的成就,导致她们一事无成的!”“我明白了!”陈九点了点头,虽然有些不舍,但他也理解植物的生长原理,花开期必须拈掉一些花,这样才能够保证以后果实的成熟,眼前的原理自然也是这样的,再说她们都能够生命互通,意识互换了,这也不需要有什么遗憾的。“小子,你如果还不放心的话,倩儿现在已经化形儿,你可以跟她先试试,这样你就知道我圣婆没有骗你了!”圣婆接着又是好心的提议道。第2917章有钱变坏“圣婆,我出五千年道行,我要立即上去,不要他们挑剩下来的……”面对圣婆如此优厚丰盛的条件,上次遗憾错过的精怪们,再也忍不住的拥挤到了面前来,那规模少说数百人之多了。“好,拿出了道行,立即就可以获得机会上去,上去小玄黄大人会为你们主持公道的!”圣婆答应的满满的,那简直就是笑得有些合不拢嘴了。圣母树下,圣婆从一个丧家之犬的状态,端是又变成了地主般的,在那里聚众收起了道行,大为高兴,而之前进入圣母世界的那百多人,怀着激动万分的心情,但忽然间也是有些傻眼了。“这……这是怎么回事?怎么跟我们之前听到的,完全不一样啊?”白杨他们一群人,简直就是有些无法置信的。圣母世界中,有三千个俏影在穿梭是不错,但她们赫然都是裹身蒙面的,根本就看不到她们任何的便宜!“小玄黄大人,你可得替我们做主啊!”老榕树精更是带头求向了小玄黄。“怎么了?三千圣女果都在,我还怎么替你们做主?”小玄黄直是有些不理解的询问起来。“小玄黄大人有所不知,圣婆之前跟我们所说,这些圣女果个个单纯无比,皆都没有穿衣裳的,现在她们居然包.裹的这般严实,这明显的与宣传不符嘛!”老榕树精等一些男子们,非常的失望跟气怨起来。“哦?这样啊,这也许就是理想与现实的差距吧,她们单纯与否,跟这个好像也没什么关系吧?”小玄黄惊奇间,倒也是打起了圆场“这就好像卖东西,你们真正买到的,跟那包装上能一样吗?”“这……可是这差距也太大了一些,我们连脸都看不到嘛!”一群男人们还是很不甘心的。“去,一群肤浅的男人,你们难道希望自己的女人被别人看光吗?我看这样倒也挺好的!”小柳等几个女人,倒是说了一句公道话。“哎呀,终于上来了,这就是圣母世界吗?”这百多人还没有回过气来呢,接二连三的,又是许多人络绎不绝的上来了。“什么?你们……你们怎么也上来了,是谁允许你们上来的?”看到出现了许多竞争者,白杨他们一下子更是不满了起来。“我们付出了五千年道行,自然就获得了这样的一个机会,嘿嘿……”后上来的这些人,以为占大便宜了,还很得意的呢。“什么?五千年,那个圣婆,真是可恶……”顿时,白杨他们生气的,又找到小玄黄理论起来。“行了,你们还有完没完,难道你今天买了东西,明天人家降价了,你还得让人家补偿差价吗?有没有一点道德了,这就是降价了,若是涨价了呢,你们是不是还得补人家道行了?”小玄黄自认为很公正的,那是严重的教育道。“这……好吧,道行的事情就算了,不过弄走几颗圣女果,那就各凭本事了!”精怪们贪.婪着,道行上吃得亏,他们决定用圣女果来补偿。“既然如此,大家就不要再聚集一起了,各自的上去,各寻机缘去吧!”小玄黄催促着,也是等不急了呢!“得令,冲啊……”一群精怪们这一下犹如离弦之箭般,纷纷的冲向了漫山遍野,向着那些婀.娜的圣女果扑了过去。“分寸,注意分寸啊大家……”小玄黄在身后叫嚷着,也是一转弯的,看准了其中一个俏影的飞掠了过去。“姑娘……姑娘芳名几何啊,在下一见姑娘就十分仰慕……姑娘,跟我们出去玩玩吧,外面的世界很好玩呢……”接下来,数百人开始在漫山遍野骗起了圣女果,但早就心有所属的她们,自然不可能给这些人好脸色看的。“哼,对不起,我们对你们没有兴趣,不想去……无聊……”找着各种理由的,三千圣女果,皆都是拒绝了这些人的好意。“这……好吧,那我就去找别人了……”刚开始的,这些人还能够维持着君子风度,但不一会儿试过三五个圣女果后,有些急燥的男人就等不急了。左右看了看,这一位男子发现四下无人,看着面前蒙面的姑娘,那不由得歹意横生的,狠狠的扑了过去“小贱.人,给你脸你不要脸,不要怪老子用强了,等你见识了老子的厉害,那一定会欲.仙欲.死的!”“啊……”圣女果惊叫一声,不由得也是瞪眼呆住了。“啵啵……真香,真好闻……”男子扑倒了一个什么东西的,那是大喜失色的,闭着眼睛就去亲来吻去的,简直就是好不陶醉。“汪汪……”可就在男子以为得手的时候,一声奇怪的狗叫声,让他忍不住的睁开了眼睛,这不看不要紧,一看的话,简直就是差点恶心死。原来,男人是扑倒了一个身影,但不是什么圣女果,而是一条肥壮的大黑狗,自己没羞没臊,居然在吻一只狗的!“啊,呕,我呸呸,你这只狗东西,你什么时候跑到我面前来了……”男人大为恶心的,那是气恼无穷“我杀了你这只狗东西!”凌厉的手掌,就要灭绝人性的杀狗夺命,但他明显低估了眼前的黑狗了,那是一张嘴的,狠狠的咬住了这一道凌厉的手掌,令其痛不欲生,难以挣脱。“啊……放开我,不要,放开我……”最终,男人惨叫着,付出了一只手的代价,这才从狗嘴里挣脱出来,顾不得再扑圣女果的,逃命夭夭。“啊啊……”相似的一幕,不断的在圣母世界中上演了,但这些为恶的男人们,皆都是半点便宜没占到的,那反倒险些被大黑狗给吓破了胆子!“哎,真是晦气,这些女人怎么这么难搞定的?”同病相怜的,一些男人们聚集起来,正在图谋办法呢,突然一位着装暴.露,千娇百媚的女子出现在了他们的眼球中,端是让他们眼前一亮的,那是再度的亢.奋起来。“哎哟,这个妞儿正点,你们谁也不能够跟我抢,这一看就知道是一个搔货,不过我就第2926章严厉惩罚愚蠢的问题,如果有可能的话,陈九真的不想选,而且他更不想选给他出难题的女人,但是,这个女人,却是洛依,这让他无法割舍的存在,他怎么可能不要她?“陈九,我跟大圣在你心中的位置,难道还不如她吗?你忘了这些年我是怎么尽心尽力伺候你的吗?”看着陈九犹豫不决的模样,洛依又是出言抬高了自己的地位,虽然是她要求陈九选择的,但她却是最怕被拋弃的那个人,因为她输不起!“夫君,她的那点花招,人家都会,她以前怎么伺候你,人家以后都可以满.足你还不行嘛,你看她都人老珠黄了,哪有人家好看?你一定也想试试人家的滋味了吧?”丢儿一改邻家气质,更是向陈九拋眉弄眼的,勾勾搭搭,让男人烈火澎.湃,难以自制。“咳咳……”面对两女的争相表忠,陈九为难的同时,也不禁有些飘飘然的感觉了。前世的时候,陈九屡屡的能够看到当小三的跟男人妻子在大街上拉拉扯扯的争男人,他那时候经常的在想,自己一个女人都没有,人家一个男人,却是能够让别人争来争去的,那得多幸福才行?羡慕,说实话,身为一个吊丝,陈九很难说没有这样一个梦想的,如果自己有那么一天那该多好?虽然知道这是一种很不好的行为,但男人天生就是花心的,就是第2911章你是圣婆“你们……你们这些精怪们,你们难不成还想造反不成?”小玄黄气愤十足的,数落着五百精怪,很是不满的。“如果你不能够公平公正的解决这件事情,那我们就算是造反又如何,这件事情即便是闹到鸿祖那里,我们也有理可讲,若不是你小玄黄与他们勾结一起,你怎么会看不出来这是一个阴谋?”众精怪人多势众的,赫然挑衅向了小玄黄的权威。“什么?大胆,狂妄,我看今天你们谁敢对我不敬,我小玄黄也不是吃素的……”小玄黄顿时也是来气的,觉得这些精怪们太不象话了。“小玄黄大人,我们最后再问你一句,你能够不能够替我们讲句公道话?”众精怪们威逼着,个个咬牙切齿的。“公道那就是你们自己赌输了,怪不得别人,我好心替你们主持公道,你们反倒怀疑我,我看你们这些人,真是贪心不足蛇吞象,都是活该!”小玄黄严重责斥着,也是没有半点的同情。“小玄黄大人,看来你是被他们收买了,但不要以为我们就是好欺负的,大家给我上,把事情闹大,这件事情不能够这么算了!”众精怪们一哄而上的,皆都是涌向了小玄黄。“啊,真要造反吗,通通该死……”小玄黄暴跳如雷,断然出手,一击就生劈了一位精怪的,那是令大战升级。“小玄黄杀人了,大家杀啊!”一群精怪们,皆都是修炼有成的好手,此时一经发怒,那光是法术就混天乱地的,令人防不胜防了。“呀,不……”小玄黄,虽然生猛十分,但一个人毕竟势单力薄,他的身影很快就被众多精怪们淹没了下去,那是再也没有了半点生息。“好了,不要再打了,再打就真死了!”最终,还是白杨保持了一丝理性的,那是叫停了大家,但此时的小玄黄已经奄奄一息的,出气多回气少了。“你们……”小玄黄瞪着这些精怪们,很是气怨的“你们一定会受到报应的!”“小玄黄大人,事到如今你还在执迷不悟吗?”白杨严厉的瞪着小玄黄威慑道:“如果你再不替我们主持公道,那不要怪我们自己来讨回这个公道了!”“你们要干什么?我奉劝你们不要自误,否则的话,即便是我也救不了你们!”小玄黄意识到了什么一般的,那是大声阻止起来。“哼,别跟这废物废话了,我们一起去抢人,就不信我们这么些人呢,抢不走那些圣女果,我们的道行,不能够白白亏掉!”精怪们明显都失去理智了。“你们输不起就别玩,既然玩了那就得遵守规则,你们这样肆意的破坏规则,那最后吃苦的还是你们自己!”小玄黄也只能够劝到这里了,看着大家不听他的,他也很无奈的喘.息起来,还是先把命保住再说。“走,抢圣女果去……”一群精怪们,接着成群结队的就要抢人,但此时圣女果明显意识到了什么的,皆都聚在了一起。“哈哈,她们居然自己聚了一个堆儿,这样也省得我们漫山遍野去找了,真是太好了!”最终发狂的精怪们将这些圣女果儿们团团围住的,那更是出言不逊的,狼子野心暴.露无疑!“诸位,我劝你们还是清醒一些,莫要被贪心充昏了头脑,办出一些什么不理智的事情出来,那样的话,没有人可以救你们!”洛依当头棒喝的,企图阻止这些精怪们一意孤行。“理智,我看你们若是理智的话,那就乖乖的跟我们走,莫要做出什么徒劳的抵抗,那样的话,若是香消玉殒了,那可是你们自己的损失!”精怪们走到这一步了,赫然没有一个愿意退却了。“哎,既然如此,那多说无益,姐妹们,放狗吧!”洛依叹息了一声,也懒得再多说的,令三十条大黑狗护持在了周围!“大家小心一些,这些黑狗们特别厉害……”虽然忌惮黑狗,但精怪们仗着人多势众的,还是打算继续抢人,但这样那可就真正的全都悲剧了。“冲啊……汪汪……”接着,五百精怪一拥而上的,那是充满了贪.婪的扑向了圣女果,而这样的举动也引得大黑狗们发狂的,狗道守护,纷纷的扑咬,撕裂了一个又一个的身子!“开!”乱战中,一只老榕树精撕裂了一个口子的,十分接近圣女果了,但他还没有来得高兴的,一道俏影凌厉的目光再度射来,直打得其头晕眼花的,魂胆皆惊。‘砰!’一声,老榕树精脱胎换骨的,留下一尊木桩子,内部的本体赶紧溜了,这还是他跑得快了,若是慢了,那命估计都得交待了!“哼,圣女果我势在必得!”白杨意义风发的,也找了一个机会冲破了进来,但他很不幸的,居然撞上水猴了。一张手的,白杨要抢走水猴,这绝对是撞到铁钉上了,只见水猴反手一掌的,那是狠狠的将白杨从空中带了下来,死死的摔在了地面上,那是惊得一头大汗,咳血不止!“啊啊……”接着,五百精怪们,迎来了自己的悲剧一幕,怀着险恶的内心,想要强抢圣女果,但最后他们尸横遍野的,落了一地哀嚎不断。“就凭你们这些垃圾,也敢对我们圣女果不敬?若不是念在一院之情的份上,一定宰了你们!”洛依带头的,着实将诸精怪们数落的没脾气了。事到如今,打又打不过,理又不占理,这为了活命,只能够忍气吞声的,咽下这口恶气了!“活该,早就告诉你们了,你们就是不听,现在被人打个半死,很好受吧,我草,一群下.贱东西,真是给脸不要脸!”小玄黄此时再度现身的,那是满脸快意的,嘲讽踢打众精怪,可算是出了一口恶气。“小玄黄大人,我们错了,我们认赌服输,认命了,我们不要圣女果了,请你让她们放我们一条生路吧!”为了活命,众精怪们只能够低三下四的求情起来。“算了,谁让我小玄黄心软呢……”小玄黄虽然很恼愤的,但还真不能够把他们都杀了,毕竟法不责众。事情到了这一步,一个愿打,一个愿挨的,算是基本圆满解决了,当洛依怀着满满的成就感下来的时候,陈九的表现,却是让她差点没有气死的!第2929章离开鸿院“这……洛依,你这是干吗?”陈九左右看着,一个惊艳天地,一个邻家可亲,这手心手背都是肉的,那的确是难以取舍。刚开始的时候,陈九真的只是打算玩玩罢了,哪能够想到,居然让他遇到了丢儿这样的极品美少女?她青春,靓丽不说,而且还特别的会体.贴人,那胸前的大峰又足够大的,还不嫌弃自己的所有缺点!最好女人,其实陈九的心中已经给丢儿定了性了,那是很舍不得离开了,所以说这感情的事情,那是绝对玩.弄不得的,一不小心深陷其中的话,那即使是陈九,也很难自拔出来。“陈九,夫君,人家错了,人家不该那么埋汰挑衅你,人家其实就是跟你开个玩笑罢了,哪能够想到你真的去找女人了啊?咱别玩了,咱回家好不好?”看着陈九为难的样子,洛依当仁不让的,也是拉住了他的另一边手,摇来晃去的撒娇起来。“玩笑?依儿,这种事情哪有开玩笑的,我早就说过,我的背锅儿太有气质,容易招惹桃花是非,你还不信?非得逼着我出来泡妞,现在可好,我终于找到了我的人生又一幸福,你怎么又出来阻拦呢?”陈九也是严重的不满数落道。“就是,姐姐,我跟陈九也是真心相爱的,你怎么就能够忍心拆散我们呢?”丢儿也是好言相求起来。“你……狐.狸精,你少得意,我跟夫君孩子都有了,你有什么资格跟我争?”看到丢儿就来气的,洛依狠狠的斥责了过去。“爸爸,妈妈,你们这是在干什么啊?”齐大圣一脸懵懂的骑着一条大黑狗,那是有些看不太懂的。“这就是你们的孩子?”丢儿一看到大圣,反倒哧笑起来“姐姐,你没让夫君喜当爹吧?你的种就是这个样子的?”“我……”洛依当场也是羞愤不已的,无言以对,因为齐大圣的容貌跟人比起来,的确有些上不得台面的。“夫君,别的我不敢保证,但就生孩子的事情,我敢保证,我丢儿一定会生出世界上最帅最美丽的孩子,跟夫君上上下下都是一样的!”丢儿故意气人一般的,又是搂紧了陈九的另一只胳膊讲道。“你松开,搔货!”洛依气瞪喝斥道。“我不松,夫君是我的最爱,我这辈子非他不嫁了!”丢儿紧紧的抱着,满脸的坚定神色。“你少在这里花言巧语,你跟夫君才认识多长时间,你可知道我们的感情,那是多么的深厚了吗?”洛依不服气的,又是找起了自己的优势。“论世间情为何物,只让人生死相许!”丢儿情意绵绵的,当真是情可动天,不逊分毫。“陈九,你这个死人,你倒是说句话啊,你难道为了这么一个刚认识的狐.狸精,真的不要家庭,不要我们了吗?”洛依斗不过丢儿的,只是向陈九求救起来。“夫君没有不要你们,而是你们不想跟夫君过了罢了,那怎么能够怪夫君呢,不过你们走了也没有关系,我跟夫君再生养一个大家庭,我们照样会很幸福的!”丢儿接着更是大言不惭的讲道。“你……你小小的年纪,一口一个生养的,你倒是真不害臊,你知道夫君有多厉害吗?你那小身板,早晚也得被他弄死……”洛依气疯了,那说话起来,端也是越来越没谱了。“是吗?夫君这么厉害,那我今后可就幸福死了……”非但不燥的,而且丢儿还一脸的受用模样,更加的气人。“你……”洛依跟丢儿斗嘴,着实是讨不到便宜的,那是气得大喘气着,很是委屈,最终更是‘哇!’的一声哭了起来,悔恨死了。“哎,依儿,你怎么突然就哭了啊?咱们有话好好说嘛!”陈九看着洛依真哭了,也不由心疼的劝解起来。“你这个负心汉,你看着人家被她欺负,你也不知道帮帮人家,人家不要跟你过了,人家要跟你离婚……”洛依气恼的锤打着陈九,很是埋怨不已的。“好啊,你离了我照顾夫君……”丢儿那边也是巴不得呢!“行了,你先别说话了!”陈九喝斥间,直是正色的看向了洛依询问道:“依儿,为了这点小事,你就要跟我离婚吗?”“我……”洛依语结,这明显不是她的真心话,而是活生生被丢儿给气的,毕竟这刚认识一个小女娃儿,自己竟然斗不过她,那能不气?“依儿,如果真的不想跟我好了,那么我会同意你的请求的!”陈九有些神伤的,他从来都不是一个强人所难的人。“哇,人家不活了,让人家死了算了……”洛依大叫一声,这一下哭得更惨更痛了!“依儿,你可是曾经的一院之长,如今怎么也像是一个泼妇一样在这里喧闹呢?”陈九皱眉的,直是有些受不了,这以前多傲气无双的一个女人,现在这女人的一哭二闹三上吊本事,倒是学全了啊?“我……”洛依意识过来,当即也是一阵清醒的,面容重新的肃冷起来道:“我这还不是被你们这对狗男女给气的,陈九,如果我非要你在我们之中选择一个,你到底是要我还是她?”“姐姐,你这是强人所难,你这样即使得到夫君,他也不会幸福的!”丢儿很是不满意的提起了意见。“非要选吗?”陈九看着洛依从未有过的坚决模样,也知道回避不得了。“不错,今天你必须选择一个,那赌约的事情,我向你认输,我就不信我们这么多年的感情,那还不如这么一个小贱.人的!”洛依斩钉截铁的要求道。“夫君,人家跟你一见钟情,现在全身心都是你的影子,你若是不要人家了,人家也不活了!”丢儿此时,也是大声表白的,更是用美峰挤.着陈九的手臂,让他身心沉陷!“我……”陈九身为男人,他其实最不想面对的,那就是这个问题了,这就好像老妈和老婆掉到水里,你到底先救谁啊?第2910章他丈母娘“这……夫君,你该不会让我替你毁尸灭迹吧?你身为男人,你可不能够不负责任啊,更不能够让我当这个罪人啊!”洛依初时没注意,此时拿在手中一观察的,那顿时也是疼惜万分起来。“我……依儿,她们只是一些果实,你别说得那么骇人听闻好不好?”陈九气恼间,严重的教育道。“夫君,难道她们的肚子不是你搞大的吗?”洛依拿着两颗圣女果,直是当庭指证道。圣女果,美模雪玲的,肚子还是有些大,像极了两个孕妇,这也怪不得洛依会多想了!“是我搞大的不错,但她们肚子里也不是什么孩子,你尽可以放心的服用!”陈九无可否认之际,也不禁解释道。“不是孩子,那是什么东西,怎么会这么大?”洛依依然有些疑问的。“还能是什么?你身为女人,难道最后不懂得要被这个男人灌注的吗?”圣婆在旁边看不下去的,突然仗义出言。“什么?是那个东西,你这个老女人,你怎么会知道得那么清楚?”这话若是陈九说出来倒也罢了,但偏偏圣婆说出来了,这就由不得洛依又不高兴了,像这等隐晦的事情,她一个外人来搅和什么?“去,你爱吃不吃,不吃还省点呢!”圣婆也没给好脸色的。“我……这种东西,我怎么可能吃得下?”洛依顿时脸蛋俏红着,明知道这里面有男人的那个东西,自己还吃的话,那岂不是显得太不检.点了吗?“依儿,你以前不是吃得挺欢实的嘛!”陈九直是好言相劝道。“哎呀,夫君你乱说什么,谁第2921章这我男人北条美里愚蠢的问题,如果有可能的话,陈九真的不想选,而且他更不想选给他出难题的女人,但是,这个女人,却是洛依,这让他无法割舍的存在,他怎么可能不要她?“陈九,我跟大圣在你心中的位置,难道还不如她吗?你忘了这些年我是怎么尽心尽力伺候你的吗?”看着陈九犹豫不决的模样,洛依又是出言抬高了自己的地位,虽然是她要求陈九选择的,但她却是最怕被拋弃的那个人,因为她输不起!“夫君,她的那点花招,人家都会,她以前怎么伺候你,人家以后都可以满.足你还不行嘛,你看她都人老珠黄了,哪有人家好看?你一定也想试试人家的滋味了吧?”丢儿一改邻家气质,更是向陈九拋眉弄眼的,勾勾搭搭,让男人烈火澎.湃,难以自制。“咳咳……”面对两女的争相表忠,陈九为难的同时,也不禁有些飘飘然的感觉了。前世的时候,陈九屡屡的能够看到当小三的跟男人妻子在大街上拉拉扯扯的争男人,他那时候经常的在想,自己一个女人都没有,人家一个男人,却是能够让别人争来争去的,那得多幸福才行?羡慕,说实话,身为一个吊丝,陈九很难说没有这样一个梦想的,如果自己有那么一天那该多好?虽然知道这是一种很不好的行为,但男人天生就是花心的,就是第2911章你是圣婆“可以这么说吧,但前提你得只留下她们一个圣女果才行,明白吗?”圣婆点了点头,还是肯定了陈九的意思。“圣婆,那事不宜迟,你赶紧施展同根同命大法,让她们共同的消化,快点醒来吧!”陈九迫不急待的就是要求起来,能够看到她们安然无恙的话,他的心才能够完全的放下来,毕竟如果圣婆一走的话,再出什么问题,他就不好办了!“好吧,那你离得远一点,我施法其间,你不要过来打扰我,明白吗?”圣婆点了点头,突然有点脸红的对着陈九警告道。“嗯,我一定不会打扰你的,而且这里的精气十足,足以让她们成长!”陈九一挥手间,顿时风云际变的,一道道的道雾上升着,直是让这里的环境,超越了鸿祖的院落!“你小子果然够奢侈的,搞得我圣婆都不想走了!”圣婆白了一眼,直也是催促道:“快离远点,别偷看我!”“噢,那我远一点!”陈九说着飘离了开来,但他怎么可能不看,这事关自己三千个老婆的化形问题,他岂能放下心来?可是看吧,他立马就是又瞪大了眼睛的,有些很不好意思起来,让他想象不到的,那就是圣婆居然在第一时间,那就是褪去了自己的白色衣衫。‘滋……’雪美圣洁,明媚生光,那美好的少女肌.体,硕.大的美.峰奇观,野草黑府,修.长美腿,完全的展露之际,直是让人头晕目眩的,再也挪移不开了!此时,纵使周围有着三千个靓丽的女模,但她却是太阳般,那是令她们黯然失色的,难以相提并论。圣婆这是要干什么?居然首先的光了自己,这也怪不得她会脸红了,只是她怎么能够确定陈九就不会看的?还是她根本就不是太计较的?此时此刻,陈九无疑是不敢问了,这种事情,人家女人不计较,你身为一个男人总不能够傻傻的去问,你为什么在我面前这么不知检.点吧?那不是纯粹找抽的嘛!“呃,这个……”陈九突然间,又是有些惊讶的呆住了,因为他发现了一个令他无比震惊的事实。圣婆,她在光了自己后,那竟然张手间摄来了一尊圣女果,将她犹如婴儿般的抱在了怀中,而且还在喂她吃.奶!乖乖,那大倒是挺大的,但是真有奶吗?陈九严重的怀疑着,也不禁砸着嘴的,想要上去品尝几口的。‘滋滋……’有没有,陈九很快就看出来了,随着第一个圣女果的离去,那竟然有些许白色的汁.液溢出,这看起来像极了奶.水无疑!“开玩笑?一个少女,一个视男人为罪恶的少女,怎么可能真的有奶.水呢?”陈九摇了摇头,对此直是表示了不信。“看什么看?莫非也想过来吃两口吗?”圣婆此时突然瞪向了陈九的,那是严重的斥责起来。“我只是好奇你怎么会有奶.水的!”陈九也很尴尬的,但还是找着理由解释道。“你眼瞎啊,我这是生命之水!”圣婆没好气的白了一眼,接着玉手轻轻的拈着生命之水拍起了手中的圣女果。‘砰砰……’随着轻轻的拍动,神奇的事情,再一次的发生了,只见这颗圣女果的玉腿下,竟然增生绵延着,生出了许多毛绒绒的细根,那是插在了虚空中,竟然可以吸入道雾的力量为已用!“这……这难道是成活了吗?这就好像是在栽种树木一样?”陈九也很是有些惊叹起来。“不错!”圣婆点了点头,接着更是迅速的在虚空抓摄喂养催生,三千个圣果女,一个个的都被她催生出了根芽的,那是扎根活在了虚空中。“圣婆,她们怎么还没有醒转的迹象?”陈九此时也顾不得圣婆会怪罪什么了,直是担心的再次询问起来。“你急什么?真正关键的时刻现在才到来呢!”圣婆斥瞪一眼,接着自己的玉.腿下,竟然也生出了一道主根,那是很快就窜穿了三千个圣女果的,将她们连在了一起喝道:“同根同命!”“什么?圣婆,这……你……你怎么可以这样!”陈九惊诧间,已经来不及阻止了,顿时脸色发黑的瞪着圣婆,简直就是怨恨死她了,这老妖婆该不会借此耍咱吧?“断!”圣婆没有解释,因为她很快就斩断了自己脚下的主根,跟它重新的分离了开来,只不过她的脸面也是一阵阵的煞白罢了。“这……圣婆,你……”陈九这一下完全的有些搞不懂了,她难道真这么无私不成?“陈九,你别把我想得太坏了,我这才不是要占她们的便宜呢,而是她们的根须太弱,不可能连在一起,所以我必须奉献一条主根才行,这你能够明白吗?”圣婆很快也是解释起来。“圣婆,谢谢你!”陈九听了之后,也不禁很是感激起来,但这眼神实在是有些不自在的讲道:“你可以先把衣服穿上吗?”“伪君子,看半天了,这会儿倒是想起来让我穿衣服来了?”圣婆数落间,倒也算是知燥害羞赶紧给穿好了,重新变成了那个邻家少女的模样。“圣婆,喂养了三千个女儿,你居然一点也没小?”陈九瞪着那里的大峰,也不禁有些疑问的。“你小子是不是特别想过来吃两口的?”圣婆得意的挺了挺笑道。“我……还是算了!”陈九很难说不想的,但这可真是吃不得的赶紧转移了话题道:“她们怎么还没有醒?”“别急,你那么多的阳元,就算是共同消化也需要时间不是?”圣婆安慰间,接着讲道:“以后这些实根会化无,她们的成长会以人类的方式进行,你尽可以拿她们去喂你的老婆吃了,因为这太多果实会影响她们的成就,导致她们一事无成的!”“我明白了!”陈九点了点头,虽然有些不舍,但他也理解植物的生长原理,花开期必须拈掉一些花,这样才能够保证以后果实的成熟,眼前的原理自然也是这样的,再说她们都能够生命互通,意识互换了,这也不需要有什么遗憾的。“小子,你如果还不放心的话,倩儿现在已经化形儿,你可以跟她先试试,这样你就知道我圣婆没有骗你了!”圣婆接着又是好心的提议道。第2917章有钱变坏“呃,就是,陈九,我发现你真是越来越懂事了,要是我还有女儿,我一定还嫁给你……”圣婆被陈九恭维的,也是心花怒放的,又是开起了空头支票。“哼,我看是你自己想要嫁给他吧!”洛依依然不认可的,很不是滋味。“是又怎么样?你管得着吗?”圣婆故意的气人道。“你……陈九,你不会真的打算娶了她吧?”这一下洛依不禁更是着急上.火的,不能接受了。“好了,依儿,圣婆这是故意逗你玩呢,她视男人为罪恶,怎么可能真的嫁给我呢?”陈九赶紧好言的相劝道。“小子,如果我当真了呢,你看看我这姿色,还入得了你的法眼吧?”圣婆接着更是大胆的,将一对美峰与天颜献到了陈九的面前,满脸的讨好道。“岳母大人,这使不得,小婿吃罪不起的!”陈九赶紧拱手后退,自从知道了圣婆的身份后,对于她那是再也没有了任何的非份之想,之所以还在跟她缓和着关系,那只是为了三千圣女果的化形儿问题罢了。“没事,长辈说使得就使得,你不要忘了自己的话,我都是为了你好,你不能够恩将仇报啊!”圣婆却是紧跟了一步的,继续的来到了陈九面前,并且还大胆的抱住了他的雄腰,又跟他亲昵的搂在了一起。“这……圣婆,你这是干什么啊?”陈九想要推搡开,但又实在是下不去手的,害怕惹恼她。“陈九,你可真壮,你身上的气味也真好闻!”圣婆,更似依恋一般的,那是依.偎着陈九,跟他秀起了恩爱。“陈九,今天有她没我,你要是想耍不要脸,不怕丢人,那就跟她在一起鬼混吧,我走了!”洛依气死了,那是再也呆不下去的,带着齐大圣和一群大黑狗,绝尘而去。“哎,依儿,你别急着走啊,你得听我解释啊?”陈九想过去拉住洛依,但这边被圣婆楼得紧紧的,那对大峰不断的挤压着自己,着实是让自己有些反抗无力啊!就这样,洛依气呼呼的离开了两人的视线,而这时候不用陈九说,圣婆就一把的推开了他的,跟他保持了距离“小子乱顶什么,真想不要脸了啊?”“我……那还不是你自己撞枪口上来的?”陈九也十分冤枉的讲道,虽然她是长辈,但现在这么邻家风搔的,又在自己的怀中扭来扭去的,这只要是男人,咋能没反应?而这也正是近亲长大后,需要保持距离的原因,要不然的话,那岂不是太尴尬了嘛!“行了,别说这个了,陈九,我的三千女儿呢?真的都是你搞走了吗?”圣婆接着严重的瞪着陈九斥问起来,直到现在她还有些不敢相信,这区区一个男人,怎么可能搞走自己的三千女儿?“是的,当日我就告诉过你了,不过你就是不相信,我也没有办法!”陈九点着头的,很真诚的讲道。“你……这不可能,她们在哪,你让我瞧瞧!”圣婆气结间,坚决的要求道。“圣婆,道山你都收了,你说娶女儿凭借我的本事行事,你现在不会反悔了吧?”陈九则是有些不放心的。“我……自然是不会反悔的,只是有些事情我想搞清楚一些,你现在放我女儿出来,我需要询问一番才能够确定!”圣婆也不好食言而肥的,但对于某些事情,她实在是搞不懂的。“好吧,既然你非要见,那么我可以让你见见,不过这个得在我这里见面才行!”陈九点头间,也防着圣婆耍什么花招的,直接就是请君入瓮的将她请入了九龙戒中。“我的女儿呢?”圣婆倒是不疑有它的,来到了九龙戒的虚无中,再次的要求起来。“她们在这里,都很好,一个也没有少!”陈九张手间,空间幻动,只见三千个圣女果,那是安详多姿,个个带着明媚的神色,从天空中显化坠落了下来。“啊,我的女儿,她们果然都是我的女儿,桃儿……蜜儿……梨儿……呀,你们这都是怎么了?”圣婆欣喜间,那整个人也是很快呆住了,目光瞪着这些圣女果,简直就是有些无法置信的。“噢,也没有什么,这就是被我搞大了肚子罢了!”陈九此时厚着脸皮,其实心中也很是有些不好意思的,略显腼腆。圣女果,原来都是婀.娜多姿,个个都是出类拔粹的美女模特形象,但是此时,她们一个个皆都是鼓起了大肚子的,变成了三千个孕妇的模样!青春与稚.嫩不再,她们不再是单纯的少女,反而一个个都是充满了一些母性的光辉,无疑跟以前那是判若两人的感觉了。这也怪不得圣婆会从欣喜中愣住了,因为任哪一个女人看到自己的女儿被人搞大了肚子,那心中恐怕都会觉得有些五味陈杂的,不知该如何是好吧?“你……你这个混球,你太放肆了!”圣婆反应过来的,当场也不禁气得脸色铁青起来,咱冰清玉洁的女儿,就这么全没了?也太便宜这臭男人了吧!“圣婆,你此言差矣,你的女儿嫁给了我,为我生儿育女,那不是正常的事情吗?相反的,如果她们没有被搞大肚子,那才是你应该生气的事情吧?”陈九无法认同的,又是为自己辩讲道。“你够了,我现在不想听你说话,呆会儿要是让我知道你对她们对强,那你就死定了!”圣婆不是滋味的威胁着,她心痛的目光在三千圣女果中寻找,很快就看到了其中一道身影摄了过来“倩儿,你过来!”‘咻……’其中一个大肚圣女果被圣婆摄到了手中,只见她玉手摩.唆间,直是让陈九的目光闪亮起来。‘滋……’倩儿,本是那位对陈九极其敌对,并且还带头将他绑起来那位少女,后来终是受不了陈九的诱.惑,被他拉下了水,并且最终也被搞大了肚子的,那是成为了他的女人之一。大了肚子后,倩儿无疑也不能够再化形儿了,而这是陈九心中最大的痛,但眼下在圣婆的手下,她居然又重新的显化出来,而且着实让陈九惊呆了!第2913章吃哑巴亏“好吧,看在夫君的份上,我就陪你们演一回戏好了!”洛依圣女果吃到了,也将圣婆气得不轻,气也算是出了不少,特别是那里面的美酒给她带来了满满的幸福感,所以这一会儿倒也算是没有让陈九难做的答应了下来。“陈九,万一他们不讲理怎么办?”圣婆急于离开,也不想跟洛依过份纠.缠的,又是担心的询问起来。“没事,一切有我,他们若是敢强抢民女,我们家大圣最第2922章还少一人“啊!”最后一声喊叫下,倩儿受不了的重新幻成了圣女果跌落了下来,但与其同时的,那空中的其它圣女果,皆都是几乎同时的惊叫了一声,接着出现了满脸的幸福神韵,神光溢彩的模样,仿佛十分的满.足一样,神奇极了。“这……莫非同根同命后,做这个事情的话,她们也能够互相感应到彼此吗?”陈九有些搞不懂的猜测起来,但他最终还是摇了摇头讲道:“应该不会这么邪门吧,估计是她们最后共同消化这些阳.元时才会产生的感应吧?”如此想着,陈九倒才觉得合情合理的,也就不去多做计较了,眼下试过了倩儿,美满自在的,又臆想了一下丢儿,他可谓是身心双重得到了满.足的,那是感觉生活美极了!但是,心情滋美之际,他的思想又回到了现实中,禁不住的很快就是皱起了眉头“依儿死活不同意圣婆跟着自己,这眼下自己又答应了她,这可如何是好?”“难道骗骗她?不好,夫妻间最好还是不要有什么谎言的好!”陈九不是没有想过将圣婆藏起来,但这种事情跟他光明磊落的性格不符,他觉得这又不是什么违反原则的事情,不应该去跟洛依说谎的。“陈九,你的事情,我可是完全帮你做到了,接下来我要大大方方的走出小玄黄院,你可不能够食言才行!”圣婆在得到了陈九的召唤后,很快就归来了,她第一句话也打消了陈九将她藏匿的想法,竟然还想有头有脸的走出去。“圣婆,你也不想想你坑了那么多人,难道还想让我用八抬大轿将你抬出去不可?”陈九虽然没想藏匿圣婆的,但也绝对没有想过将她风光的带出去。“你……你难道还真想娶我进门吗?”听着陈九的埋怨,圣婆的脸蛋,突然一阵小女儿般的娇羞害喜起来。“呃,圣婆,你没事吧?”陈九当即就是诧异的呆住了,因为他发现眼前的圣婆,跟刚才有些不一样了,这小脸红扑扑的,简直就是一个待嫁少女般臊喜。“我能有什么事情,反倒是你,才一会儿时间就又把我的倩儿灌满了,你就不怕阳脱而亡吗?”圣婆被看得也很不自然的,直是瞪向了倩儿转移了话题。“这个……你不用担心,我这个人别的本事没有,就是这个无穷尽!”陈九随即不好意思,又挺得意的讲道。“哼,不要脸!”圣婆恼瞪间,也不禁崩着嘴.唇的,美腿夹.紧,似乎是比刚才更羞了呢。“圣婆,你确定自己没事吗?”陈九看着那都要滴血的容颜,直也是有些搞不懂了,咱又没有搞她,至于让她这么难为情的吗?“你以后别那么用力了!”圣婆直又是埋怨了一声道。“用力?圣婆,什么用力啊?”陈九一下子没能够明白过来的。“啊,没什么,没什么的,你到底想好没有,能够不能够把我风风光光的送出去?”圣婆一惊的,赶紧又询问道。这妞儿怎么突然有些怪怪的?陈九想不明白之际,倒也没有多想的,而是为难道:“圣婆,你这不是为难人嘛,那边依儿还不同意我带着你呢,你又要风风光光出去,这让我怎么去说?”“那我不管,你不是很能‘干’吗,我三千个女儿你都搞得定,那还会搞不定一个小女人?”圣婆摇着头的,一副任性模样,不容缓和。“好吧,那我就试试吧!”陈九看着圣婆如此坚决的,念及她又帮了自己这么大的忙,倒是真不好完全回绝了,毕竟刚才也拿她臆想了一下呢!“不是试试,是一定要成功!”圣婆强加的要求着,倒是跟陈九从九龙戒中走了出去。重新的回到了小玄黄院中,陈九带着圣婆,很快就也就找到了洛依,她其实也没有走多远的,而是带着一群黑狗和齐大圣在生闷气呢。“臭男人,花心鬼,不得好死,也不怕被那老妖婆吸死……”洛依,她很不高兴陈九没有追来的,那是催.残着路边的仙花,狠狠的将它们蹂.躏成了稀巴烂。“依儿,怎么半天了,还生气呢?”陈九倒是没有让洛依失望的,虽然略有耽搁,但还是过来寻她了。“夫君,你终于回来了?”洛依立即就是欣喜的抬起了头“我就知道你一定会把那老妖婆甩了的!”“喂,你骂谁是老妖婆呢,年轻人嘴巴别那么臭行不行?”让洛依气愤的,圣婆居然又从陈九的身后冒了出来。“陈九,你到底是怎么回事?你该不会还准备带着她吧,我不是告诉你了嘛,有她没我,你如果选择她的话,那么就不要理我了!”洛依顿时十分的气怨起来,闷气再生。“依儿,圣婆毕竟是我们的长辈,如今长辈有难,我们总不能够袖手旁观吧?”陈九好声的又劝慰道。“可人家早就跟你断绝了关系的,如今为了活命又来让你背黑锅,你难道就这么傻吗?”洛依直是气结的骂道:“我看你就是看上她姿色好,想要上她了对不对?要不然的话,你怎么可能帮她这样一个自私自利的女人!”“依儿,你乱讲什么,什么上不上的,难道我在你的眼中,就是那么见人就上吗?”陈九严重喝斥,其实也难免有些心虚的意思,男人看到美人想上也是理所应当的,但有些道德的枷锁,还是让他们不能够肆.意妄为的,所以他也就是臆想了一下而已,并没有打算付诸行动的。“不是看上人家的姿色,那就让她吐出道行,给大家赔礼道歉,做一个正直的女人!”洛依也有理的提出了自己的看法。“这不可能!”圣婆严词拒绝了“我圣婆吃下的东西,还从来都没有吐出来过!”“卖女求荣,夫君,你为什么非要帮助这样一个坏女人!”洛依无法理解的,又是质问向了陈九。“这……”陈九语结间,他也不得不承认,自己这是徇私舞弊了,不过既然答应了圣婆,他就得把这颗难啃的骨头啃下才是,接着他硬着头皮的又劝道:“圣婆的行为虽然不好,但也是情有可原的……”第2919章我可不吃“好一个情有可原,她卖女求荣,空手套白狼,坑害大家,这难道还算情有可原吗?”洛依直是十分好笑的哧问起来。“呃,圣婆的确有些见钱眼开了,但她好歹也没有强迫自己的女儿,不是吗?”陈九接着好言相劝道:“不管如何说,她还是遵守婚姻自主的,若不是我这个人魅力太强,那也不可能娶到她的三千女儿,不是吗?”“你不如直接说你太能干更适合一些!”洛依没好气的又是嘟起了嘴。“咳……”陈九尴尬间,赶紧转移话题道:“再说她吞下百万年道行的事情,这件事情我觉得也可以解决,他们想要的只是一个机会罢了,现在这样的机会,我们可以重新的给他们,让他们见识一下三千圣女果,这样不就可以了结了吗?”“陈九,你可真是好算计啊!”圣婆听了之后,也不禁目光闪亮的,很是期待起来。“陈九,现在她们都是你的女人,摆明了不可能跟那些人有瓜葛,你不是跟她合起伙儿来,一起坑骗大家吗?”洛依顿时很不满意的指责道。“哎,我也不想的,但大家交那么多钱,枉想去骗取无知少女,本身的出发点就是错的,他们又能够安什么好心了?若不是我提前的将圣女果收走了,这些圣女果沦.落到他们的手中,那也必定是一件悲惨的事情,所以说,这些人其实也是咎由自取,大不了以后我们找机会补偿一下好了,但眼下的确不值得同情的!”陈九叹息间,又是满嘴道理的讲道。“花言巧语,还不是想给她擦屁屁嘛!”洛依撇着嘴的,依然不是滋味的。“我这……”陈九本.能的看了一眼那屁屁,还真是有些特别怀念刚才跟她摩.擦生热的事情。“陈九,反正我是不同意你娶她的!”洛依最后的意见,依然十分坚决。“小姑娘,话可不能够乱讲,谁告诉你我要嫁给他了,我告诉你,我圣婆只不过想要借你们出去,去闯出自己的一片天地罢了,我可从来都没有想过嫁人的,更别提这臭男人了!”圣婆当即也是豪迈的表达了自己的想法。“哦?你此话当真不成?”洛依也不禁有些松动的意思了。“我圣婆可以发誓,这你总信了吧!”圣婆此时倒是没有故意再气洛依,而是郑重的发下了誓言,不想再被阻碍了。“这样啊,我就信你一回,但你别想我跟你们一起骗人,我才不要替你擦屁屁呢!”洛依认可间,还是有些不配合的。“小姑娘,你不擦,有人想擦呢,陈九……”圣婆笑吟吟的又看向了陈九,也不禁将他看得一阵红头涨.脸的,很是害.臊。“陈九,你敢……”洛依同时也威胁了过去,面目不善。“依儿,你看看这是什么?”陈九被两女逼迫,突然间变戏法一般的,那是拿出了两颗圣女果,递到了洛依的跟前道:“你不是一直早就想吃了嘛,我给你吃这个总行了吧!”“哦?你真的舍得给我这个?”洛依看到圣女果,立即就是一阵惊讶起来,要知道这东西可以变成美女的模样,对于好.色的男人来说,相当于他的命,他舍得拿出来,那可真是出邪了!“圣女果虽好,但她们毕竟只是一些果实罢了,如何能够跟依儿你在我的心中地位相比呢?”陈九一副慷慨的模样,无疑也是表示了自己的决心。“陈九,她们好歹跟你有些情谊了吧,你真这么舍得?再说她们不会是假的吧?”洛依完全有理由怀疑的。“依儿,真假你一吃便知道了,那还用我说吗?”陈九郑重的讲道:“跟她们虽然有些情谊,但怎么能跟依儿你相比呢,你说不是吗?”“陈九,我以前那么求你你都不给,眼下为了圣婆你居然给我圣女果吃,你对她到底安得什么心思?”本以为解决了事情,却突然又出了变化,洛依居然又怀疑起来。“依儿,你没完了是吧?我给你吃,你也有意见,不给你吃,你意见更大,你难道就那么不信任我吗?我们只是带她出去后,她就离开了,我们还能够发生什么吗?再说她都发誓了呢!”陈九无语间,也是严重的斥讲道,他好言相劝是给女人面子,但这也不代表女人可以在他的面前一直无理取闹,俗话说泥人还有三分脾气呢,更何况他了!“好,好吧,我就信你一回,这圣女果你拿回去,我可不敢将你的小情人吃掉,要不然的话,你表面不说,心里指不定怎么恨我呢!”洛依终也算是缓和了下来,但她并没有去接圣女果的,身为妻子,她懂得珍惜老公的怜爱之物,那是不会去破坏的。“依儿,谢谢你,真没有想到你居然这么开明,但这圣女果,我是真心想要给你吃的!”陈九感激间,也是感觉十分的幸福起来。男人,好玩的心性就是大了一些,可是有些妻子,却是不懂得正确的教导男人,居然非要用暴力的手段来破坏男人的兴趣,可是殊不知,当这兴趣破坏掉的时候,也同时破坏了两人的情感。这就好像,一个男人第2920章夹着糖芯“陈九,除非你再给我十座道山,否则的话,我是不会考虑这件事情的,你不要再痴心枉想了!”圣婆声色俱厉的,那是严厉拒绝了陈九。“十座道山,莫非这还真有可能了?”陈九本来没有这种意思呢,但听着圣婆如此讲话的态度,他也不禁有些邪.恶起来,因为他有个财力!“什么可能,这根本就是不可能的事情,你难道真有十座道山不成?”圣婆恼羞成怒的喝问道。“咳,我虽然财大气粗的,但岳母大人放心,我是不会做一个有钱就变坏的男人,我更是不会辜负你的女儿的!”陈九有些尴尬的,直是没敢再深入的询问下去,万一圣婆真的要给他,那岂不是很难办嘛!“可你就忍心辜负了我?”圣婆本.能的瞪了一眼,这话说的她自己都有些脸红了。“圣婆,你不会真想跟我有什么瓜葛了吧?”陈九大惊的,直是瞪向了圣婆,这模样倒是能接受的啊,只是洛依那边不太好办罢了!“呸,你小子人不大,思想贼坏了,我可是你岳母大人,你居然敢对我有什么非份之想,莫非不怕我告诉你老婆吗?”圣婆自然是不肯承认的,反而将罪责推到了陈九的身上。“圣婆,好像是你说给你十座道山,你才会考虑这件事情的!”陈九也挺冤枉的,不愿意背这个黑锅。“我……我哪能够想到你真有这么十座道山!”圣婆埋怨道。“我有钱难道还有错了?”陈九一脸的无奈道。“有钱没错,但有钱变坏就有错了,幸好你没有变坏,否则的话,我一定会让我的女儿跟你离婚的,我刚才那是在试你的,你明白吗?”圣婆教育间,赫然解释了自己的难.堪。“好吧,圣婆,刚才的事情就算了!”陈九摇了摇头,也不想就这个问题深入的讨论下去,因为这不是两人应该议论的事情。“喂,做那个事情,真的会很舒服吗?”可是陈九不说了,圣婆却是忍不住的夹着腿的又询问起来,因为作为一个女人,一个没有被开发过的女人,她看到了别的女人被搞大了肚子,并且还一脸享受的模样,她会有些好奇也是正常的事情。“当然!”陈九怪异的看了一眼,还是很肯定的回答道。“噢,那没事了!”圣婆点了点头,倒也是娇羞的低了下去。“岳母大人?”陈九则是很快就又凑到了圣婆的面前,讨好的笑了起来。“你干什么?想分开我的双腿,门都没有!”圣婆恶瞪了一眼厌恶道。“岳母大人,我只是想向你讨教一下,怎么使她们重新幻出人形儿的方法!”陈九尴尬间,也赶紧正色的解释起来。“什么?你只是想问这个嘛,这可是关于我圣母树的大秘,绝对不能够外泄的!”圣婆又是严词的拒绝了。“岳母大人,我都是你三千女儿的男人了,我更是你唯一的女婿,有道是这女婿可顶半个儿,我还能算是外人吗?”陈九没有放弃的,继续的套着近呼道。“哼,你应该知道我最讨厌男人了,我怎么可能真把你当成自己人?”圣婆不满的厌恶道。“岳母大人,为了你我可是跟老婆都闹翻脸了,你如果真不念我的情份,我也没有必要热脸贴你冷屁屁,你如果真的不拿我当人看的话,那么我们就此别过也就罢了!”陈九虽然说得很隐晦,但无疑极俱威慑力的。“你……”圣婆瞪着陈九,很是恼怨,但想了想她当下的处境,如果说失去了陈九的帮助,她根本就逃不出这里,虽然暂时的隐匿了一时,但总归还是能够被找出来的,而那个时候群起攻之的话,那么她即使修为高超,也难敌四手!名声败坏,圣婆经过这些天的斗争,已经深切的明白了,她圣母树贪得无咽,自私自利的事情,早就已经传开了,可以说,她在这小玄黄院,已经很难再混下去了,除非她甘愿的吐出道行,赔礼道歉,可是她即舍不得,又放不下脸面,所以她唯一的出路,那就是逃出去,再开创一片新的局面。“岳母大人,这也许是我最后一声叫你了,我要离开了,以后很难再回来了,你多保重!”陈九看着圣婆始终不同意的,倒也没有强人所难,而是失望的说着话,就要分别了。“喂,陈九,你站住!”就在这时候,圣婆终是忍不住的叫住了他。“圣婆,你还有事情吗?”陈九不解的看向了圣婆。“你这个小子,你还没有贴我屁屁,你怎么就知道它是冷的呢?你过来贴贴,看看它是热是冷!”圣婆恼斥着,也不知道是个什么意思?“这……我……”陈九顿时瞪大了眼睛,张大了嘴巴看着圣婆,她到底想要干吗?“小子,你到底贴不贴?机会我可给你了,你若是不来的话,那么你就走吧,我圣婆即使不出去,我也照样可以活得很潇洒!”圣婆红头涨脸的,但言词也是十分的坚决。“我……贴!”陈九稍做犹豫,那就是一咬牙的答应下来,这若是不贴的话,那岂不是连机会都没有了,若是贴了,那说不定还有一线机会,只是让他搞不懂了,圣婆到底什么心思?“哼!”圣婆板着一张脸的,面无表情,还真是让人无法分辩她的深意。可是这时候,陈九可没有再客气的,因为为了三千圣女果,他必须抓住这个机会才行,走前了几步,他立即就是来到了圣婆的背后,看着那里非常丰.翘的美.臀,他直是也有些心.猿意马的意思,要知道这模样,一看就知道是上好的炮台无疑啊!“你快点,我没有时间跟你耗着!”圣婆似乎是被注视的有些不自然的,也是扭捏了几下催促起来。“好,我这就贴!”陈九也终是没有让圣婆久等的,低头间,他用热脸贴了上来,顿时一阵无法形容的感觉,那是充斥进入了他的心头,虽然知道不该那样想,但他就是忍不住!香,陈九第一感觉就是香与嫩,只是这冷热到底该怎么判断呢?端是让他有些为了难,因为这温度是相对来说的,可他又不愿意失去这个机会,这可怎么办?第2915章同根同命惊呆了,本来曼.妙的圣女果,经过陈九的滋养后,一个个都是大了肚子的,变成了孕妇的模样,但是眼下,倩儿在圣婆手中,重新的化形出来后,她居然不再是孕妇的模样,又变成了那个明媚多姿的少女模样,直是光彩照人的,引人注目。“倩儿,你这是怎么回事?”陈九惊奇万分的,直是忍不住的询问起来。“夫君,人家好想你……”倩儿没有回答,她化形后看到陈九,立即就是双目放光的,向他依.偎了过去,跟他甜蜜的腻在了一起的,直是满脸的幸福!“倩儿,都说嫁出去的姑娘泼出去的水,但你好歹还是我生养出来的,不能够这么绝情的,眼中只有这么一个男人吧?”圣婆当即就是十分不是味的提起了意见。“呀,母亲大人,你怎么也在啊!”倩儿发现了圣婆后,立即就是一阵害.臊的,上下遮掩,因为那里还都是光美的状态着呢。“行了,你的身上我哪点不熟悉,不用再遮了!”圣婆斥了一眼,终是让倩儿羞愧的停下了手。其实要遮的不是这些外表,而是那些被陈九滋养与改变出来的不同,这些难.堪的反应,让她直是有些无法面对自己的母亲的!“母亲大人,你是来找我们的吗?”缓了一下,倩儿羞怯的看着圣婆也是询问了起来。“不错,倩儿,你们三千姐妹,全都被他一人掳走了,我怎么可能不闻不问,我此来就是想要拯救你们的,你倒是说说,他是怎么逼迫你们的?”圣婆指着陈九问罪道。“母亲大人息怒,这件事情不关夫君的事情,都是我们姐妹主动的要跟夫君好的,这跟他是没有关系的!”倩儿赶紧替陈九讲起了好话。“什么?你们主动的,我的女儿,什么时候也都这么不知脸耻了,你们这些年都是白活了吗?我这些年都是怎么教你们的,你们难道都忘了吗?”圣婆大惊失色的,那连连的斥问下,更是让倩儿面红脖子粗的,有些无言以对。“好了,倩儿,别怕,有什么话就讲清楚,今天没有我的同意,谁也带不走你们!”陈九也是不忍心的好声安慰起来,省得将自己的小美人给吓坏了。“嗯!”得到了陈九的劝慰,倩儿明显吃下了一颗定心丸,她接着看向了圣婆讲道:“母亲大人,有些事情,其实并不是你说得那样……”“什么事情不是我说得那样,倩儿,我记得当时好像是你发消息告诉我,说是已经绑住了这个入侵者吧,你怎么还能够跟他那样……”圣婆恨铁不成铁,简直就是无法理解跟置信的,这其中到底发生了什么事情?“母亲大人,当时我的确是绑住了他,但是夫君有着一种神奇的能力,令姐妹们无比的迷.恋,而我最终也受不了这种诱.惑的,那是尝试的打开了快乐之门,这一经打开后,我发现自己以前都错了,其实男人也是一个很好的物种,很好的弥补了我们的缺陷,有了他们在的话,其实生命的长短,并不是那么重要!”倩儿长篇大论的,虽然没有说得那么明白,但无疑也是告诉了圣婆事情的真相。“快乐之门,你们……绑着他,然后用它打开了快乐之门……”圣婆听了之后,也是恶恨恨的瞪住了陈九的下面,那里的确很大的,是一个天大的罪恶钥匙!“圣婆,你可听好了吧,我可没有用强的,相反的,是她们对我用强的!”陈九无辜解释着,无疑更是差点把圣婆给噎死的。“我……”圣婆无语了,生了这样的女儿出来,她还能够说什么呢?本来自己的女儿被强迫的话,那还能够理论一番,但现在来看,这无疑是自搧脸面的事情,谁让自己的女儿这么风搔呢?这种情况,就好像严厉的父母,突然发现自己乖巧的女儿被人搞大了肚子,本想着去告状呢,谁知道搞到最后,是他们女儿主动的,而这活生生的能够把他们气得吐血的,哪还有什么脸面再去告人家,只能够吃下这个哑巴亏了!“母亲大人,请你成全我们吧,我们真的不能够没有夫君啊!”倩儿哀求着,无疑跟以前的表现,也是大相径庭。“哎,事到如今,你们一个个都被他灌输满了阳元,我就算是不同意,还能够怎么样呢?你们已经不可能再回到我的本体上了!”圣婆气结间,最终也不得不叹了一口气,看着陈九的那里,简直就是无话可说,这家伙到底是什么男人,怎么可能有这么强的阳元,居然一下子灌满了自己的三千个女儿!“多谢岳母大人成全,我跟倩儿她们,今后一定孝敬你一辈子!”陈九得了便宜还卖乖的,赶紧行礼起来。“我还没有老到那种程度,你小子,你下面这东西到底是怎么回事?你怎么可能这么强?”圣婆依然瞪着陈九那里的,充满了好奇与不解。“母亲大人,你要不要也打开快乐之门啊,我敢说,这一定会让你改变以前的看法的!”倩儿直是十分好心的建议起来。“什么?你让我也打开,这怎么行?太混账了,倩儿,这样的话,你今后不得再讲,否则的话我就不认你这个女儿了!”圣婆立即就是大羞大恼的,也顾不得再追问陈九这里的事情了。“母亲大人,这第一次虽然有些疼,但是疼过之后,那就是天大的幸福与快乐,我不会骗你的,你要相信倩儿啊……”倩儿极力的劝慰着,反倒变成拉皮条的了!“你闭嘴,休得再胡言乱语!”圣婆实在是受不了的,一道灵光点出,终又使得倩儿转化为了圣女果的样子,就此安静了下来。‘咚咚……’不过经此一闹,圣婆也是美峰剧烈起伏的,心情难以保持平静,这自己怎么可能存在缺陷,怎么可能让男人来打开自己呢?“岳母大人……”陈九这时候,又是满脸谄媚贪.婪的看向了圣婆笑了起来,他难道还真有这个想法不成?第2914章过来贴贴

北条美里“这……夫君,你该不会让我替你毁尸灭迹吧?你身为男人,你可不能够不负责任啊,更不能够让我当这个罪人啊!”洛依初时没注意,此时拿在手中一观察的,那顿时也是疼惜万分起来。“我……依儿,她们只是一些果实,你别说得那么骇人听闻好不好?”陈九气恼间,严重的教育道。“夫君,难道她们的肚子不是你搞大的吗?”洛依拿着两颗圣女果,直是当庭指证道。圣女果,美模雪玲的,肚子还是有些大,像极了两个孕妇,这也怪不得洛依会多想了!“是我搞大的不错,但她们肚子里也不是什么孩子,你尽可以放心的服用!”陈九无可否认之际,也不禁解释道。“不是孩子,那是什么东西,怎么会这么大?”洛依依然有些疑问的。“还能是什么?你身为女人,难道最后不懂得要被这个男人灌注的吗?”圣婆在旁边看不下去的,突然仗义出言。“什么?是那个东西,你这个老女人,你怎么会知道得那么清楚?”这话若是陈九说出来倒也罢了,但偏偏圣婆说出来了,这就由不得洛依又不高兴了,像这等隐晦的事情,她一个外人来搅和什么?“去,你爱吃不吃,不吃还省点呢!”圣婆也没给好脸色的。“我……这种东西,我怎么可能吃得下?”洛依顿时脸蛋俏红着,明知道这里面有男人的那个东西,自己还吃的话,那岂不是显得太不检.点了吗?“依儿,你以前不是吃得挺欢实的嘛!”陈九直是好言相劝道。“哎呀,夫君你乱说什么,谁第2921章这我男人“这……夫君,你该不会让我替你毁尸灭迹吧?你身为男人,你可不能够不负责任啊,更不能够让我当这个罪人啊!”洛依初时没注意,此时拿在手中一观察的,那顿时也是疼惜万分起来。“我……依儿,她们只是一些果实,你别说得那么骇人听闻好不好?”陈九气恼间,严重的教育道。“夫君,难道她们的肚子不是你搞大的吗?”洛依拿着两颗圣女果,直是当庭指证道。圣女果,美模雪玲的,肚子还是有些大,像极了两个孕妇,这也怪不得洛依会多想了!“是我搞大的不错,但她们肚子里也不是什么孩子,你尽可以放心的服用!”陈九无可否认之际,也不禁解释道。“不是孩子,那是什么东西,怎么会这么大?”洛依依然有些疑问的。“还能是什么?你身为女人,难道最后不懂得要被这个男人灌注的吗?”圣婆在旁边看不下去的,突然仗义出言。“什么?是那个东西,你这个老女人,你怎么会知道得那么清楚?”这话若是陈九说出来倒也罢了,但偏偏圣婆说出来了,这就由不得洛依又不高兴了,像这等隐晦的事情,她一个外人来搅和什么?“去,你爱吃不吃,不吃还省点呢!”圣婆也没给好脸色的。“我……这种东西,我怎么可能吃得下?”洛依顿时脸蛋俏红着,明知道这里面有男人的那个东西,自己还吃的话,那岂不是显得太不检.点了吗?“依儿,你以前不是吃得挺欢实的嘛!”陈九直是好言相劝道。“哎呀,夫君你乱说什么,谁第2921章这我男人“这……洛依,你这是干吗?”陈九左右看着,一个惊艳天地,一个邻家可亲,这手心手背都是肉的,那的确是难以取舍。刚开始的时候,陈九真的只是打算玩玩罢了,哪能够想到,居然让他遇到了丢儿这样的极品美少女?她青春,靓丽不说,而且还特别的会体.贴人,那胸前的大峰又足够大的,还不嫌弃自己的所有缺点!最好女人,其实陈九的心中已经给丢儿定了性了,那是很舍不得离开了,所以说这感情的事情,那是绝对玩.弄不得的,一不小心深陷其中的话,那即使是陈九,也很难自拔出来。“陈九,夫君,人家错了,人家不该那么埋汰挑衅你,人家其实就是跟你开个玩笑罢了,哪能够想到你真的去找女人了啊?咱别玩了,咱回家好不好?”看着陈九为难的样子,洛依当仁不让的,也是拉住了他的另一边手,摇来晃去的撒娇起来。“玩笑?依儿,这种事情哪有开玩笑的,我早就说过,我的背锅儿太有气质,容易招惹桃花是非,你还不信?非得逼着我出来泡妞,现在可好,我终于找到了我的人生又一幸福,你怎么又出来阻拦呢?”陈九也是严重的不满数落道。“就是,姐姐,我跟陈九也是真心相爱的,你怎么就能够忍心拆散我们呢?”丢儿也是好言相求起来。“你……狐.狸精,你少得意,我跟夫君孩子都有了,你有什么资格跟我争?”看到丢儿就来气的,洛依狠狠的斥责了过去。“爸爸,妈妈,你们这是在干什么啊?”齐大圣一脸懵懂的骑着一条大黑狗,那是有些看不太懂的。“这就是你们的孩子?”丢儿一看到大圣,反倒哧笑起来“姐姐,你没让夫君喜当爹吧?你的种就是这个样子的?”“我……”洛依当场也是羞愤不已的,无言以对,因为齐大圣的容貌跟人比起来,的确有些上不得台面的。“夫君,别的我不敢保证,但就生孩子的事情,我敢保证,我丢儿一定会生出世界上最帅最美丽的孩子,跟夫君上上下下都是一样的!”丢儿故意气人一般的,又是搂紧了陈九的另一只胳膊讲道。“你松开,搔货!”洛依气瞪喝斥道。“我不松,夫君是我的最爱,我这辈子非他不嫁了!”丢儿紧紧的抱着,满脸的坚定神色。“你少在这里花言巧语,你跟夫君才认识多长时间,你可知道我们的感情,那是多么的深厚了吗?”洛依不服气的,又是找起了自己的优势。“论世间情为何物,只让人生死相许!”丢儿情意绵绵的,当真是情可动天,不逊分毫。“陈九,你这个死人,你倒是说句话啊,你难道为了这么一个刚认识的狐.狸精,真的不要家庭,不要我们了吗?”洛依斗不过丢儿的,只是向陈九求救起来。“夫君没有不要你们,而是你们不想跟夫君过了罢了,那怎么能够怪夫君呢,不过你们走了也没有关系,我跟夫君再生养一个大家庭,我们照样会很幸福的!”丢儿接着更是大言不惭的讲道。“你……你小小的年纪,一口一个生养的,你倒是真不害臊,你知道夫君有多厉害吗?你那小身板,早晚也得被他弄死……”洛依气疯了,那说话起来,端也是越来越没谱了。“是吗?夫君这么厉害,那我今后可就幸福死了……”非但不燥的,而且丢儿还一脸的受用模样,更加的气人。“你……”洛依跟丢儿斗嘴,着实是讨不到便宜的,那是气得大喘气着,很是委屈,最终更是‘哇!’的一声哭了起来,悔恨死了。“哎,依儿,你怎么突然就哭了啊?咱们有话好好说嘛!”陈九看着洛依真哭了,也不由心疼的劝解起来。“你这个负心汉,你看着人家被她欺负,你也不知道帮帮人家,人家不要跟你过了,人家要跟你离婚……”洛依气恼的锤打着陈九,很是埋怨不已的。“好啊,你离了我照顾夫君……”丢儿那边也是巴不得呢!“行了,你先别说话了!”陈九喝斥间,直是正色的看向了洛依询问道:“依儿,为了这点小事,你就要跟我离婚吗?”“我……”洛依语结,这明显不是她的真心话,而是活生生被丢儿给气的,毕竟这刚认识一个小女娃儿,自己竟然斗不过她,那能不气?“依儿,如果真的不想跟我好了,那么我会同意你的请求的!”陈九有些神伤的,他从来都不是一个强人所难的人。“哇,人家不活了,让人家死了算了……”洛依大叫一声,这一下哭得更惨更痛了!“依儿,你可是曾经的一院之长,如今怎么也像是一个泼妇一样在这里喧闹呢?”陈九皱眉的,直是有些受不了,这以前多傲气无双的一个女人,现在这女人的一哭二闹三上吊本事,倒是学全了啊?“我……”洛依意识过来,当即也是一阵清醒的,面容重新的肃冷起来道:“我这还不是被你们这对狗男女给气的,陈九,如果我非要你在我们之中选择一个,你到底是要我还是她?”“姐姐,你这是强人所难,你这样即使得到夫君,他也不会幸福的!”丢儿很是不满意的提起了意见。“非要选吗?”陈九看着洛依从未有过的坚决模样,也知道回避不得了。“不错,今天你必须选择一个,那赌约的事情,我向你认输,我就不信我们这么多年的感情,那还不如这么一个小贱.人的!”洛依斩钉截铁的要求道。“夫君,人家跟你一见钟情,现在全身心都是你的影子,你若是不要人家了,人家也不活了!”丢儿此时,也是大声表白的,更是用美峰挤.着陈九的手臂,让他身心沉陷!“我……”陈九身为男人,他其实最不想面对的,那就是这个问题了,这就好像老妈和老婆掉到水里,你到底先救谁啊?第2910章他丈母娘“你们……你们这些精怪们,你们难不成还想造反不成?”小玄黄气愤十足的,数落着五百精怪,很是不满的。“如果你不能够公平公正的解决这件事情,那我们就算是造反又如何,这件事情即便是闹到鸿祖那里,我们也有理可讲,若不是你小玄黄与他们勾结一起,你怎么会看不出来这是一个阴谋?”众精怪人多势众的,赫然挑衅向了小玄黄的权威。“什么?大胆,狂妄,我看今天你们谁敢对我不敬,我小玄黄也不是吃素的……”小玄黄顿时也是来气的,觉得这些精怪们太不象话了。“小玄黄大人,我们最后再问你一句,你能够不能够替我们讲句公道话?”众精怪们威逼着,个个咬牙切齿的。“公道那就是你们自己赌输了,怪不得别人,我好心替你们主持公道,你们反倒怀疑我,我看你们这些人,真是贪心不足蛇吞象,都是活该!”小玄黄严重责斥着,也是没有半点的同情。“小玄黄大人,看来你是被他们收买了,但不要以为我们就是好欺负的,大家给我上,把事情闹大,这件事情不能够这么算了!”众精怪们一哄而上的,皆都是涌向了小玄黄。“啊,真要造反吗,通通该死……”小玄黄暴跳如雷,断然出手,一击就生劈了一位精怪的,那是令大战升级。“小玄黄杀人了,大家杀啊!”一群精怪们,皆都是修炼有成的好手,此时一经发怒,那光是法术就混天乱地的,令人防不胜防了。“呀,不……”小玄黄,虽然生猛十分,但一个人毕竟势单力薄,他的身影很快就被众多精怪们淹没了下去,那是再也没有了半点生息。“好了,不要再打了,再打就真死了!”最终,还是白杨保持了一丝理性的,那是叫停了大家,但此时的小玄黄已经奄奄一息的,出气多回气少了。“你们……”小玄黄瞪着这些精怪们,很是气怨的“你们一定会受到报应的!”“小玄黄大人,事到如今你还在执迷不悟吗?”白杨严厉的瞪着小玄黄威慑道:“如果你再不替我们主持公道,那不要怪我们自己来讨回这个公道了!”“你们要干什么?我奉劝你们不要自误,否则的话,即便是我也救不了你们!”小玄黄意识到了什么一般的,那是大声阻止起来。“哼,别跟这废物废话了,我们一起去抢人,就不信我们这么些人呢,抢不走那些圣女果,我们的道行,不能够白白亏掉!”精怪们明显都失去理智了。“你们输不起就别玩,既然玩了那就得遵守规则,你们这样肆意的破坏规则,那最后吃苦的还是你们自己!”小玄黄也只能够劝到这里了,看着大家不听他的,他也很无奈的喘.息起来,还是先把命保住再说。“走,抢圣女果去……”一群精怪们,接着成群结队的就要抢人,但此时圣女果明显意识到了什么的,皆都聚在了一起。“哈哈,她们居然自己聚了一个堆儿,这样也省得我们漫山遍野去找了,真是太好了!”最终发狂的精怪们将这些圣女果儿们团团围住的,那更是出言不逊的,狼子野心暴.露无疑!“诸位,我劝你们还是清醒一些,莫要被贪心充昏了头脑,办出一些什么不理智的事情出来,那样的话,没有人可以救你们!”洛依当头棒喝的,企图阻止这些精怪们一意孤行。“理智,我看你们若是理智的话,那就乖乖的跟我们走,莫要做出什么徒劳的抵抗,那样的话,若是香消玉殒了,那可是你们自己的损失!”精怪们走到这一步了,赫然没有一个愿意退却了。“哎,既然如此,那多说无益,姐妹们,放狗吧!”洛依叹息了一声,也懒得再多说的,令三十条大黑狗护持在了周围!“大家小心一些,这些黑狗们特别厉害……”虽然忌惮黑狗,但精怪们仗着人多势众的,还是打算继续抢人,但这样那可就真正的全都悲剧了。“冲啊……汪汪……”接着,五百精怪一拥而上的,那是充满了贪.婪的扑向了圣女果,而这样的举动也引得大黑狗们发狂的,狗道守护,纷纷的扑咬,撕裂了一个又一个的身子!“开!”乱战中,一只老榕树精撕裂了一个口子的,十分接近圣女果了,但他还没有来得高兴的,一道俏影凌厉的目光再度射来,直打得其头晕眼花的,魂胆皆惊。‘砰!’一声,老榕树精脱胎换骨的,留下一尊木桩子,内部的本体赶紧溜了,这还是他跑得快了,若是慢了,那命估计都得交待了!“哼,圣女果我势在必得!”白杨意义风发的,也找了一个机会冲破了进来,但他很不幸的,居然撞上水猴了。一张手的,白杨要抢走水猴,这绝对是撞到铁钉上了,只见水猴反手一掌的,那是狠狠的将白杨从空中带了下来,死死的摔在了地面上,那是惊得一头大汗,咳血不止!“啊啊……”接着,五百精怪们,迎来了自己的悲剧一幕,怀着险恶的内心,想要强抢圣女果,但最后他们尸横遍野的,落了一地哀嚎不断。“就凭你们这些垃圾,也敢对我们圣女果不敬?若不是念在一院之情的份上,一定宰了你们!”洛依带头的,着实将诸精怪们数落的没脾气了。事到如今,打又打不过,理又不占理,这为了活命,只能够忍气吞声的,咽下这口恶气了!“活该,早就告诉你们了,你们就是不听,现在被人打个半死,很好受吧,我草,一群下.贱东西,真是给脸不要脸!”小玄黄此时再度现身的,那是满脸快意的,嘲讽踢打众精怪,可算是出了一口恶气。“小玄黄大人,我们错了,我们认赌服输,认命了,我们不要圣女果了,请你让她们放我们一条生路吧!”为了活命,众精怪们只能够低三下四的求情起来。“算了,谁让我小玄黄心软呢……”小玄黄虽然很恼愤的,但还真不能够把他们都杀了,毕竟法不责众。事情到了这一步,一个愿打,一个愿挨的,算是基本圆满解决了,当洛依怀着满满的成就感下来的时候,陈九的表现,却是让她差点没有气死的!第2929章离开鸿院“是有些熟悉的感觉,但你说是我丈母娘,那就有点离谱了吧!”陈九仔细看了看,有些熟悉,但实在是想不起来的询问道:“我们好像还没有见过面吧?”“就是,你可真是好笑,嫁人不成,反倒认起了女婿,也不瞧瞧你那稚.嫩的模样,连腿还没有被男人分开呢,哪来得女儿嫁人?”洛依更是毫不客气的奚落起来“再说丈母娘也没有你那么不要脸的,跟自己的女婿搂搂抱抱的,居然还要嫁给他,你如果真是他丈母娘的话,那铁定更是一个超级无敌大贱.人!”“咳……依儿,不要随随便便骂人,那样显得太没有品味了!”陈九听到这个,却是有些心虚的,因为他还真是跟一个丈母娘关系不清楚了呢。“我……你这个小婊.子,我当初真是看错你了,没想到你这么不是东西的,下.流至极!”丢儿也是气得不轻,那是气喘着,对洛依很是恼怨的。“当初?我可没有见过你这样的大贱.人,我要是见到了,我早就将你搧死了,哪可能容你到现在的?”洛依恨恨的威胁挥拳道。“哼,陈九,你娶走我三千女儿的事情,你难道忘了吗?”就在这时候,丢儿一句话,突然石破天惊的响了起来。“什么?你是圣婆!”陈九大惊,直是瞪着丢儿,也不禁张大了嘴巴的,那是愣在了那里。仔细比对间,眼前的少女,的确跟圣婆有着很大的神似之处,不同的是圣婆乃是白发,她的头发皆都是变黑了,而且她较圣婆也更加的青春与稚.嫩,就像是少女跟奶奶的区别,这也怪不得陈九他们一下子认不出来了,就是别人也恐怕认不出来!“不错,就是我,现在你说说,我到底算不算你丈母娘?”丢儿得意洋洋的抬头起来的,直是嚣张十足。“你,是你这个老妖婆,你自许男人是罪恶,居然还跟他们搂搂抱抱的,我看你分明就是虚伪至极!”洛依回神间,直接又是开骂起来。“哼,圣婆我不过只是玩玩罢了,哪知道你们这么不经玩儿!”圣婆的脸蛋,也被闹得有些羞愧的,但依然十分狂傲。“卖女求荣,贪得无咽,自私自利,圣婆,信不信我喊一嗓子,你马上就得变成丧家之犬!”看不下去的,洛依冷冷的威胁道。“洛依,别敬酒不吃吃罚酒,本来我圣婆是不准备暴.露身份,随着你们混出去的,奈何你却是这般不识趣,非得逼我现身,现在你倘若真的敢喊的话,那就别怪我圣婆出手无情了,如今我百万年道行在身,杀你们犹如探囊取物般简单!”圣婆根本就不吃这一套的,反倒对洛依斥喝起来。“不暴.露身份,你还要不要脸,我看你隐藏是假,真正的目的,是跟这个男人欢乐好上吧?怎么?女儿尝过了他的好处,你这个丈母娘也坐不住了?”洛依却是冷嘲热讽的,醋味占据了上风。“什么?你这个婊.子,你以为所有女人都像你这么浪吗?我圣婆这辈子,坚决不会跟男人这样的罪恶有任何瓜葛的!”圣婆立马就是一阵厌恶的讲道。“说得倒是好听,刚才也不知道谁搂陈九搂得那么紧的,而且你看看你前面那么大的,一看就知道是一个天生的搔货,你居然还说自己不想男人,我看你是吃不到葡萄反说葡萄酸吧?”洛依白着眼的,表示了极大的怀疑与不信。“你……你简直就是不可理喻,我现在再说一遍,我只是想借你们的掩护走出去罢了,如果你们不配合我的话,别怪我无情!”圣婆恼羞成怒的,也隐现出了一股杀机。“想杀我们?你恐怕还不够格!”洛依哧笑着,不以为然,不为所动。“大胆!”圣婆怒了,刚才未开始的撕逼大战,这一下又转化为了撕嘴大战,只见她的玉掌,当空的狠狠向洛依搧了过去,誓要让她好看。“哎,别冲动啊!”陈九劝解着,但却是没有出手帮忙,他相信洛依能够应付这一切的。“你才大胆呢!”洛依刚才着实是被气得不轻,等这出气的一刻也等了许久了,当即也是一道玉掌反搧了过去。‘啪!’两掌相击,那凌厉的力量与响声,宛如打响了旱天雷般,元气暴动间,两女纷纷的退了一步,竟然斗了一个半斤八两。“什么?你这个小贱.人,区区几天功夫,你怎么可能是我的对手?”圣婆震惊,很是不能够理解的。“你倒还算不错,居然能够接我一掌!”洛依不是味的瞪了一眼,很不满意的,但圣婆毕竟是修行日久,又得了百万年道行打底,这的确不是那么好对付的了。“好了,不要再打了,否则的话真将其它人引过来了!”陈九为了防止战况升级,赶紧好言相劝起来,毕竟双方此时都算是自己人的,没必要打生打死。“说得也是,我们都是一家人了,还打来打去的,那成何提统呢?”圣婆看着强攻不成,首先的缓和了下来,因为她最害怕引起关注的。“去,谁跟你一家人了,你不是早就跟陈九这个女婿断绝关系了吗?现在又跑来相认,还要不要脸?”洛依唾斥质疑道。“我那只是跟陈九开个玩笑罢了,他是不会当真的,对吗?陈九,我的好女婿!”圣婆笑吟吟的,随即看向了陈九。“是,是,岳母大人在上,请受小婿一拜!”陈九虽然也很不是滋味的,但眼下他的确是有求于圣婆啊,能够把关系搞好的话,总比彻底的搞僵要好,于是乎他也就拱手行了一礼,表示了自己的尊敬。“陈九,你怎么可以这样犯.贱!”洛依很是受不了的“你忘了她不认你的时候了,那话是多么的绝情了!”“依儿,你此言差矣,圣婆毕竟是长辈,你说我们晚辈,还能够跟长辈记仇吗?比如说你亲爹打你一顿,你还能够恨他一辈子吗?”陈九倒是满嘴是理的讲道:“长辈们教育我们,那也是为了我们好,我们千万不能够恩将仇报啊!”第2912章大了肚子“这……夫君,你该不会让我替你毁尸灭迹吧?你身为男人,你可不能够不负责任啊,更不能够让我当这个罪人啊!”洛依初时没注意,此时拿在手中一观察的,那顿时也是疼惜万分起来。“我……依儿,她们只是一些果实,你别说得那么骇人听闻好不好?”陈九气恼间,严重的教育道。“夫君,难道她们的肚子不是你搞大的吗?”洛依拿着两颗圣女果,直是当庭指证道。圣女果,美模雪玲的,肚子还是有些大,像极了两个孕妇,这也怪不得洛依会多想了!“是我搞大的不错,但她们肚子里也不是什么孩子,你尽可以放心的服用!”陈九无可否认之际,也不禁解释道。“不是孩子,那是什么东西,怎么会这么大?”洛依依然有些疑问的。“还能是什么?你身为女人,难道最后不懂得要被这个男人灌注的吗?”圣婆在旁边看不下去的,突然仗义出言。“什么?是那个东西,你这个老女人,你怎么会知道得那么清楚?”这话若是陈九说出来倒也罢了,但偏偏圣婆说出来了,这就由不得洛依又不高兴了,像这等隐晦的事情,她一个外人来搅和什么?“去,你爱吃不吃,不吃还省点呢!”圣婆也没给好脸色的。“我……这种东西,我怎么可能吃得下?”洛依顿时脸蛋俏红着,明知道这里面有男人的那个东西,自己还吃的话,那岂不是显得太不检.点了吗?“依儿,你以前不是吃得挺欢实的嘛!”陈九直是好言相劝道。“哎呀,夫君你乱说什么,谁第2921章这我男人“试试,现在真的可以吗?”说真的,对于这样的提议,陈九还真是有些拒绝不得的,倒不是他贪.恋倩儿的美貌,而是有些不放心圣婆罢了。虽然圣婆将同根同命说得那么神乎其神的,但陈九只有试过之后,才能够完全的确定下来,它的确有效,那才能够真正的安心下来。“当然,你以为我圣婆会骗你不成?”圣婆说话间,也不禁注视向了其中一颗圣女果,在倩儿的脚下,虽然也有根须生出,但她的肚子由于刚才就不那么大了,所以这会儿消化的也是特别的快速,那根须也很淡了,似乎很快就能够化成腿上的汗毛了!“好吧,那我就试试?不过圣婆,你是不是先回避一下!”陈九有些等不急的,但顾忌圣婆在这里,他还是有些不自然的。“你小子,刚才看我倒是挺起劲,现在居然不让我看你?”圣婆幽怨的瞪了一眼,倒也是知趣的向一旁走去“我去那边转转,你快点就行!”“好!”陈九点了点头,在九龙戒中,他倒是不用担心圣婆偷看的,可以完全的控制她的视线。就这样,目送走了圣婆,陈九不禁怀着激.动的心情来到了倩儿的身前,如今这三千圣女果连为一体,将要再生化形儿的,端是让他十分的期待!呼息欣赏间,陈九发现倩儿的玉腿光洁,那根须化成的汗毛也几乎不可见察了,他知道,这时候采摘她了。元力滚动,陈九将自己的元力输入倩儿的体内,而这也相当于激发她的钥匙般,让她犹如充气人一般的,迅速的从小变大,化成了一尊青春靓丽的美少女!“夫君……”美少女很美,但她更是特别的依恋人,一经出现就扑入了男人的怀抱中,令人实在是无可挑剔的,怜爱万分。“倩儿,你感觉怎么样?这同根同命对你有什么好处吗?”陈九抱着美人,还是不放心的询问起来。“夫君,当然有好处了,有了这同根同命,我跟姐妹们的联系更加的紧密,这几乎不可分离了,而且姐妹们只要有一个不死,那么我就可以借此再生出来,你说神奇不神奇?”倩儿也不禁满脸的欣喜,与圣婆的说法倒是颇为一致。“这样啊,那就好,倩儿,这些天没见,我可是想死你了!”陈九点头认可间,直是目光看着倩儿又贪.婪了起来,毕竟这么一个大美女入怀的,如果不想办点坏事,那就不正常了。“夫君,来重新打开我的快乐之门吧,我要你!”倩儿同时也是十分的渴.求起来,她们跟陈九的感情,那是从肉.情开始的,所以这一见面的,就想干那事也是理所应当的。“好,倩儿!”陈九答应间,接下来自然又是一场英雄无敌的战斗开始了,在这场战斗中,陈九自然又是杀得倩儿丢溃泄甲的,那是完全瘫在了那里。“夫君,你太厉害了,我敢说,若是母亲大人被你打开了快乐之门,也一定会从此迷恋上你的!”最终,倩儿直是感叹着,让陈九本就摇摆不定的思想,出现了很大的偏颇。“什么?倩儿,那是你母亲,你可不能够乱讲!”陈九一惊间,赶紧喝止了这样的说法。“夫君,刚才母亲你也看光了,难道就不想拥有她吗?你看看我这样,像不像我母亲的?”倩儿说着,居然背对着陈九,自己架好了炮台。“这……你什么意思?”陈九一看到这熟悉的炮台,直也是有些心.猿意马了。“夫君,人家这里没有母亲那么雄伟,但你也可以先来解解馋的……”倩儿更是半站着一扭身的,对着陈九诱.导起来。“这个……”陈九一眼看去,顿时也有些傻眼,这有了这样的一个老婆,该说自己交友不慎吗?“夫君,母亲一个人太辛苦了,如果有可能的话,我希望她也得到这样的幸福!”倩儿接着由衷的劝解起来,她更多的还是出于一种关怀的分享心理,如同她们姐妹愿意共同分享快乐一样,同样的想把这个快乐带给圣婆的。“好了,别说这些了,我现在不想谈这些!”陈九摇了摇头,对于眼下诸多情感的纠.缠不清,他真的有些怕了。圣女果的事情,可以当成一些充气人,但如果真有圣婆加入进来了,那么自己还可以这样无负担的来爱吗?“夫君,你好厉害,人家丢了,丢儿!”陈九直接就行动中止了倩儿的劝说,但她最后不经意的话,端是又让陈九有些邪想起来。对于圣婆,他的确有些顾忌的,但对于丢儿,这个初见之下,美如邻家的清纯少女形象,他却是十分的第2918章你没事吧“妈妈,还有我呢,我可以帮什么忙吗?”正在陈九他们有些为难的时候,水猴自告奋勇,雪中送炭的毛遂自荐起来。“什么?你这个猴,不行,这绝对不行,谁都知道我圣母树上,只结美女,哪有长猴的道理?”面对齐大圣的好意,圣婆直是翻着白眼的拒绝了。“哼,狗眼看人低,谁说我们大圣不是美女了?”洛依当场就是又跟圣婆吵了起来。“好了,你们别吵了,大圣可以七十九种变化,变化出一个跟她们一样的美女,这应该不成问题吧?”陈九直是听不下去的,郑重讲道:“再说就算是真不能够变,那也可以顶上,毕竟哪颗树上都可能长颗歪瓜咧枣的,这都不是什么大问题!”“妈妈,人家不要当歪瓜咧枣,人家可以变!”齐大圣不愿意被看不起的,答应间立即就是一阵容颜幻化的,那是由一个水猴的状态,端是变得千娇百媚起来。“呃,这个……大圣,你怎么变成这么一个狐.狸精的模样出来了?”洛依当场就是看傻了眼,对这种气质明显很不认同的。“爸爸,我发现这种女人对妈妈最有吸引力,所以我就综合见过的女人,优化了这种特质,还算不错吧?”齐大圣端是得意的笑了起来,本来大大咧咧的模样,此时轻轻一笑,简直就是女儿含羞一般,那是不可同日而语。性.感的豹纹小裙,雪美的大长腿,美大的山峰,这肌体生光,明媚多姿的模样,看得陈九也是当场一阵傻眼,如果不是知道她是一个猴变的,他恐怕都得有点心动!“去,身板不大,挺那么大球干吗?”圣婆却是有些不乐意的,因为她发现水猴变得大峰比她还要挺伟的。“劲大,挺得动!”齐大圣很气人一般的瞪了一眼,明显跟洛依站在了一条战线上。“好了,你们别吵了,小玄黄已经过来了!”陈九赶紧劝住了三人的,那是转移了话题,要不然一场爆峰大战,又是不可避免了!小玄黄,虽然长着一副死人脸,但此时只是如沐春风般的,十分高兴的去而复返了。“护院的,看样子你是成功安排好了?效率蛮高的嘛!”陈九询问间,已经猜得八九不离十了。“不错,陈九,我已经安排妥当了,只是还希望你们配合我一下,陪我演一出戏,不知意下如何?”小玄黄接着又是肯求道。“什么戏?”洛依不理解的问道。“这个……”说起这个来,小玄黄马上就有些结巴起来,但他顿了一下,还是讲清出了自己的用意。原来,小玄黄在外面大肆宣扬着,是他挡下了圣婆跟陈九,劝说两人迷途知返的,决定将答应大家的事情,兑现给大家,希望大家不要再闹了!“什么?你这个老匹夫,敢情你把好人都当了,就让我们当坏人是不是?”陈九一听当场就是险些气炸了,这老小子太不是东西了。事实上,小玄黄这还是留有余地了,为了造成轰动性的效应,以及抬高自己的威望,他在外面宣传的时候,赫然直接就将陈九跟圣婆说成了奸.夫银妇,说是他们合谋坑害的大家,而这其实也符合他当下的认识!“是啊,这样一来,我还怎么风风光光出去?”圣婆皱眉的,也感觉事情有些出乎意料的走偏了。“放心,兑现了承诺后,我相信大家都不会再阻拦你们的!”小玄黄则是拍着胸脯保证了下来。“好,若是大家再阻拦我们的话,那小玄黄,你这个好人可得挡在最前面才行!”陈九咬着牙的,强忍着发飙的冲.动还是答应了下来,呆会儿有你的苦头吃!“没问题,出了事情,一切都由我担着,现在你们跟我去圣母树下吧,大家好多人都已经等在那里了!”小玄黄迫不急待的就带队向前走去。“依儿,你跟大圣先进来我这里,帮我打扮一下三千圣女果!”陈九则是一招手的,将洛依跟水猴先是收走了,这样也方便呆会儿她们顶替那二枚圣女果了。如此,陈九跟圣婆,带着一群黑狗的,那是跟随着小玄黄,重新的回到了圣母树下,而这里人流窜动的,两人刚一出现,那就是引起了极大的反应。“啊,奸.夫银妇来了……”群起激愤,一时间漫骂指责声成片响起,这使得陈九跟圣婆的脸,当场就绿了,两人本来没这种关系的,但被众人这么骂着,还真是越来越说不清楚了呢!“好了,大家都静一静,都给我闭嘴,谁再骂人,别怪我不客气了!”小玄黄此时也有些头大的,但还是很快出面维护起来,因为他真害怕那群黑狗发飙的乱咬人。“小玄黄大人,请你替我们做主啊……”百多名失了道行的人,那是万分委屈的求情起来。“放心,经过我的劝说,他们已经答应重新的将机会兑现给大家了,现在大家让一让,让他们放三千女儿进入圣母世界,这样才能够方便大家挑选,不是吗?”小玄黄劝解着,众人倒也算是让开了一条道路。“陈九,我怕!”看着众人那面目不善的样子,圣婆本.能的就依.偎向了陈九,而这更让人认定了他们的关系,那是恨得咬牙切齿起来。“年轻人,你不厚道啊,我只是告诉你圣女果难得,你居然拐走了圣母树,哪有你这样连根拔的?”其中经过一位老翁的面前时,他只是对着陈九埋怨起来。“咳,总比你为老不尊要好吧?”陈九没法反驳,但也不见得他无话可说。“圣婆,果然与我们猜测的一样,是你跟他一起故意坑我们的道行跟宝贝……”白杨为首的一群年轻人,同样的义愤填膺。“去,才不是呢!”圣婆想要风风光光的,自然不愿意背这个背锅。“不是?圣婆,我看一定是你看上了这个小子,人家嫌你老掉牙了,所以你们就借机坑我们的道行,然后返老还童,这样你才好老牛吃嫩草吧?像你这样贱的女人,我们还真是第一次见,说什么男人都是罪恶,你看看你现在抱得那么紧,我看你就是当了婊.子还要立牌坊!”小柳她们几个小女人,更是将圣婆给骂了一个狗血淋头的,好不难.堪。第2924章这太值了

“呃,就是,陈九,我发现你真是越来越懂事了,要是我还有女儿,我一定还嫁给你……”圣婆被陈九恭维的,也是心花怒放的,又是开起了空头支票。“哼,我看是你自己想要嫁给他吧!”洛依依然不认可的,很不是滋味。“是又怎么样?你管得着吗?”圣婆故意的气人道。“你……陈九,你不会真的打算娶了她吧?”这一下洛依不禁更是着急上.火的,不能接受了。“好了,依儿,圣婆这是故意逗你玩呢,她视男人为罪恶,怎么可能真的嫁给我呢?”陈九赶紧好言的相劝道。“小子,如果我当真了呢,你看看我这姿色,还入得了你的法眼吧?”圣婆接着更是大胆的,将一对美峰与天颜献到了陈九的面前,满脸的讨好道。“岳母大人,这使不得,小婿吃罪不起的!”陈九赶紧拱手后退,自从知道了圣婆的身份后,对于她那是再也没有了任何的非份之想,之所以还在跟她缓和着关系,那只是为了三千圣女果的化形儿问题罢了。“没事,长辈说使得就使得,你不要忘了自己的话,我都是为了你好,你不能够恩将仇报啊!”圣婆却是紧跟了一步的,继续的来到了陈九面前,并且还大胆的抱住了他的雄腰,又跟他亲昵的搂在了一起。“这……圣婆,你这是干什么啊?”陈九想要推搡开,但又实在是下不去手的,害怕惹恼她。“陈九,你可真壮,你身上的气味也真好闻!”圣婆,更似依恋一般的,那是依.偎着陈九,跟他秀起了恩爱。“陈九,今天有她没我,你要是想耍不要脸,不怕丢人,那就跟她在一起鬼混吧,我走了!”洛依气死了,那是再也呆不下去的,带着齐大圣和一群大黑狗,绝尘而去。“哎,依儿,你别急着走啊,你得听我解释啊?”陈九想过去拉住洛依,但这边被圣婆楼得紧紧的,那对大峰不断的挤压着自己,着实是让自己有些反抗无力啊!就这样,洛依气呼呼的离开了两人的视线,而这时候不用陈九说,圣婆就一把的推开了他的,跟他保持了距离“小子乱顶什么,真想不要脸了啊?”“我……那还不是你自己撞枪口上来的?”陈九也十分冤枉的讲道,虽然她是长辈,但现在这么邻家风搔的,又在自己的怀中扭来扭去的,这只要是男人,咋能没反应?而这也正是近亲长大后,需要保持距离的原因,要不然的话,那岂不是太尴尬了嘛!“行了,别说这个了,陈九,我的三千女儿呢?真的都是你搞走了吗?”圣婆接着严重的瞪着陈九斥问起来,直到现在她还有些不敢相信,这区区一个男人,怎么可能搞走自己的三千女儿?“是的,当日我就告诉过你了,不过你就是不相信,我也没有办法!”陈九点着头的,很真诚的讲道。“你……这不可能,她们在哪,你让我瞧瞧!”圣婆气结间,坚决的要求道。“圣婆,道山你都收了,你说娶女儿凭借我的本事行事,你现在不会反悔了吧?”陈九则是有些不放心的。“我……自然是不会反悔的,只是有些事情我想搞清楚一些,你现在放我女儿出来,我需要询问一番才能够确定!”圣婆也不好食言而肥的,但对于某些事情,她实在是搞不懂的。“好吧,既然你非要见,那么我可以让你见见,不过这个得在我这里见面才行!”陈九点头间,也防着圣婆耍什么花招的,直接就是请君入瓮的将她请入了九龙戒中。“我的女儿呢?”圣婆倒是不疑有它的,来到了九龙戒的虚无中,再次的要求起来。“她们在这里,都很好,一个也没有少!”陈九张手间,空间幻动,只见三千个圣女果,那是安详多姿,个个带着明媚的神色,从天空中显化坠落了下来。“啊,我的女儿,她们果然都是我的女儿,桃儿……蜜儿……梨儿……呀,你们这都是怎么了?”圣婆欣喜间,那整个人也是很快呆住了,目光瞪着这些圣女果,简直就是有些无法置信的。“噢,也没有什么,这就是被我搞大了肚子罢了!”陈九此时厚着脸皮,其实心中也很是有些不好意思的,略显腼腆。圣女果,原来都是婀.娜多姿,个个都是出类拔粹的美女模特形象,但是此时,她们一个个皆都是鼓起了大肚子的,变成了三千个孕妇的模样!青春与稚.嫩不再,她们不再是单纯的少女,反而一个个都是充满了一些母性的光辉,无疑跟以前那是判若两人的感觉了。这也怪不得圣婆会从欣喜中愣住了,因为任哪一个女人看到自己的女儿被人搞大了肚子,那心中恐怕都会觉得有些五味陈杂的,不知该如何是好吧?“你……你这个混球,你太放肆了!”圣婆反应过来的,当场也不禁气得脸色铁青起来,咱冰清玉洁的女儿,就这么全没了?也太便宜这臭男人了吧!“圣婆,你此言差矣,你的女儿嫁给了我,为我生儿育女,那不是正常的事情吗?相反的,如果她们没有被搞大肚子,那才是你应该生气的事情吧?”陈九无法认同的,又是为自己辩讲道。“你够了,我现在不想听你说话,呆会儿要是让我知道你对她们对强,那你就死定了!”圣婆不是滋味的威胁着,她心痛的目光在三千圣女果中寻找,很快就看到了其中一道身影摄了过来“倩儿,你过来!”‘咻……’其中一个大肚圣女果被圣婆摄到了手中,只见她玉手摩.唆间,直是让陈九的目光闪亮起来。‘滋……’倩儿,本是那位对陈九极其敌对,并且还带头将他绑起来那位少女,后来终是受不了陈九的诱.惑,被他拉下了水,并且最终也被搞大了肚子的,那是成为了他的女人之一。大了肚子后,倩儿无疑也不能够再化形儿了,而这是陈九心中最大的痛,但眼下在圣婆的手下,她居然又重新的显化出来,而且着实让陈九惊呆了!第2913章吃哑巴亏“你们……你们这些精怪们,你们难不成还想造反不成?”小玄黄气愤十足的,数落着五百精怪,很是不满的。“如果你不能够公平公正的解决这件事情,那我们就算是造反又如何,这件事情即便是闹到鸿祖那里,我们也有理可讲,若不是你小玄黄与他们勾结一起,你怎么会看不出来这是一个阴谋?”众精怪人多势众的,赫然挑衅向了小玄黄的权威。“什么?大胆,狂妄,我看今天你们谁敢对我不敬,我小玄黄也不是吃素的……”小玄黄顿时也是来气的,觉得这些精怪们太不象话了。“小玄黄大人,我们最后再问你一句,你能够不能够替我们讲句公道话?”众精怪们威逼着,个个咬牙切齿的。“公道那就是你们自己赌输了,怪不得别人,我好心替你们主持公道,你们反倒怀疑我,我看你们这些人,真是贪心不足蛇吞象,都是活该!”小玄黄严重责斥着,也是没有半点的同情。“小玄黄大人,看来你是被他们收买了,但不要以为我们就是好欺负的,大家给我上,把事情闹大,这件事情不能够这么算了!”众精怪们一哄而上的,皆都是涌向了小玄黄。“啊,真要造反吗,通通该死……”小玄黄暴跳如雷,断然出手,一击就生劈了一位精怪的,那是令大战升级。“小玄黄杀人了,大家杀啊!”一群精怪们,皆都是修炼有成的好手,此时一经发怒,那光是法术就混天乱地的,令人防不胜防了。“呀,不……”小玄黄,虽然生猛十分,但一个人毕竟势单力薄,他的身影很快就被众多精怪们淹没了下去,那是再也没有了半点生息。“好了,不要再打了,再打就真死了!”最终,还是白杨保持了一丝理性的,那是叫停了大家,但此时的小玄黄已经奄奄一息的,出气多回气少了。“你们……”小玄黄瞪着这些精怪们,很是气怨的“你们一定会受到报应的!”“小玄黄大人,事到如今你还在执迷不悟吗?”白杨严厉的瞪着小玄黄威慑道:“如果你再不替我们主持公道,那不要怪我们自己来讨回这个公道了!”“你们要干什么?我奉劝你们不要自误,否则的话,即便是我也救不了你们!”小玄黄意识到了什么一般的,那是大声阻止起来。“哼,别跟这废物废话了,我们一起去抢人,就不信我们这么些人呢,抢不走那些圣女果,我们的道行,不能够白白亏掉!”精怪们明显都失去理智了。“你们输不起就别玩,既然玩了那就得遵守规则,你们这样肆意的破坏规则,那最后吃苦的还是你们自己!”小玄黄也只能够劝到这里了,看着大家不听他的,他也很无奈的喘.息起来,还是先把命保住再说。“走,抢圣女果去……”一群精怪们,接着成群结队的就要抢人,但此时圣女果明显意识到了什么的,皆都聚在了一起。“哈哈,她们居然自己聚了一个堆儿,这样也省得我们漫山遍野去找了,真是太好了!”最终发狂的精怪们将这些圣女果儿们团团围住的,那更是出言不逊的,狼子野心暴.露无疑!“诸位,我劝你们还是清醒一些,莫要被贪心充昏了头脑,办出一些什么不理智的事情出来,那样的话,没有人可以救你们!”洛依当头棒喝的,企图阻止这些精怪们一意孤行。“理智,我看你们若是理智的话,那就乖乖的跟我们走,莫要做出什么徒劳的抵抗,那样的话,若是香消玉殒了,那可是你们自己的损失!”精怪们走到这一步了,赫然没有一个愿意退却了。“哎,既然如此,那多说无益,姐妹们,放狗吧!”洛依叹息了一声,也懒得再多说的,令三十条大黑狗护持在了周围!“大家小心一些,这些黑狗们特别厉害……”虽然忌惮黑狗,但精怪们仗着人多势众的,还是打算继续抢人,但这样那可就真正的全都悲剧了。“冲啊……汪汪……”接着,五百精怪一拥而上的,那是充满了贪.婪的扑向了圣女果,而这样的举动也引得大黑狗们发狂的,狗道守护,纷纷的扑咬,撕裂了一个又一个的身子!“开!”乱战中,一只老榕树精撕裂了一个口子的,十分接近圣女果了,但他还没有来得高兴的,一道俏影凌厉的目光再度射来,直打得其头晕眼花的,魂胆皆惊。‘砰!’一声,老榕树精脱胎换骨的,留下一尊木桩子,内部的本体赶紧溜了,这还是他跑得快了,若是慢了,那命估计都得交待了!“哼,圣女果我势在必得!”白杨意义风发的,也找了一个机会冲破了进来,但他很不幸的,居然撞上水猴了。一张手的,白杨要抢走水猴,这绝对是撞到铁钉上了,只见水猴反手一掌的,那是狠狠的将白杨从空中带了下来,死死的摔在了地面上,那是惊得一头大汗,咳血不止!“啊啊……”接着,五百精怪们,迎来了自己的悲剧一幕,怀着险恶的内心,想要强抢圣女果,但最后他们尸横遍野的,落了一地哀嚎不断。“就凭你们这些垃圾,也敢对我们圣女果不敬?若不是念在一院之情的份上,一定宰了你们!”洛依带头的,着实将诸精怪们数落的没脾气了。事到如今,打又打不过,理又不占理,这为了活命,只能够忍气吞声的,咽下这口恶气了!“活该,早就告诉你们了,你们就是不听,现在被人打个半死,很好受吧,我草,一群下.贱东西,真是给脸不要脸!”小玄黄此时再度现身的,那是满脸快意的,嘲讽踢打众精怪,可算是出了一口恶气。“小玄黄大人,我们错了,我们认赌服输,认命了,我们不要圣女果了,请你让她们放我们一条生路吧!”为了活命,众精怪们只能够低三下四的求情起来。“算了,谁让我小玄黄心软呢……”小玄黄虽然很恼愤的,但还真不能够把他们都杀了,毕竟法不责众。事情到了这一步,一个愿打,一个愿挨的,算是基本圆满解决了,当洛依怀着满满的成就感下来的时候,陈九的表现,却是让她差点没有气死的!第2929章离开鸿院“啊!”最后一声喊叫下,倩儿受不了的重新幻成了圣女果跌落了下来,但与其同时的,那空中的其它圣女果,皆都是几乎同时的惊叫了一声,接着出现了满脸的幸福神韵,神光溢彩的模样,仿佛十分的满.足一样,神奇极了。“这……莫非同根同命后,做这个事情的话,她们也能够互相感应到彼此吗?”陈九有些搞不懂的猜测起来,但他最终还是摇了摇头讲道:“应该不会这么邪门吧,估计是她们最后共同消化这些阳.元时才会产生的感应吧?”如此想着,陈九倒才觉得合情合理的,也就不去多做计较了,眼下试过了倩儿,美满自在的,又臆想了一下丢儿,他可谓是身心双重得到了满.足的,那是感觉生活美极了!但是,心情滋美之际,他的思想又回到了现实中,禁不住的很快就是皱起了眉头“依儿死活不同意圣婆跟着自己,这眼下自己又答应了她,这可如何是好?”“难道骗骗她?不好,夫妻间最好还是不要有什么谎言的好!”陈九不是没有想过将圣婆藏起来,但这种事情跟他光明磊落的性格不符,他觉得这又不是什么违反原则的事情,不应该去跟洛依说谎的。“陈九,你的事情,我可是完全帮你做到了,接下来我要大大方方的走出小玄黄院,你可不能够食言才行!”圣婆在得到了陈九的召唤后,很快就归来了,她第一句话也打消了陈九将她藏匿的想法,竟然还想有头有脸的走出去。“圣婆,你也不想想你坑了那么多人,难道还想让我用八抬大轿将你抬出去不可?”陈九虽然没想藏匿圣婆的,但也绝对没有想过将她风光的带出去。“你……你难道还真想娶我进门吗?”听着陈九的埋怨,圣婆的脸蛋,突然一阵小女儿般的娇羞害喜起来。“呃,圣婆,你没事吧?”陈九当即就是诧异的呆住了,因为他发现眼前的圣婆,跟刚才有些不一样了,这小脸红扑扑的,简直就是一个待嫁少女般臊喜。“我能有什么事情,反倒是你,才一会儿时间就又把我的倩儿灌满了,你就不怕阳脱而亡吗?”圣婆被看得也很不自然的,直是瞪向了倩儿转移了话题。“这个……你不用担心,我这个人别的本事没有,就是这个无穷尽!”陈九随即不好意思,又挺得意的讲道。“哼,不要脸!”圣婆恼瞪间,也不禁崩着嘴.唇的,美腿夹.紧,似乎是比刚才更羞了呢。“圣婆,你确定自己没事吗?”陈九看着那都要滴血的容颜,直也是有些搞不懂了,咱又没有搞她,至于让她这么难为情的吗?“你以后别那么用力了!”圣婆直又是埋怨了一声道。“用力?圣婆,什么用力啊?”陈九一下子没能够明白过来的。“啊,没什么,没什么的,你到底想好没有,能够不能够把我风风光光的送出去?”圣婆一惊的,赶紧又询问道。这妞儿怎么突然有些怪怪的?陈九想不明白之际,倒也没有多想的,而是为难道:“圣婆,你这不是为难人嘛,那边依儿还不同意我带着你呢,你又要风风光光出去,这让我怎么去说?”“那我不管,你不是很能‘干’吗,我三千个女儿你都搞得定,那还会搞不定一个小女人?”圣婆摇着头的,一副任性模样,不容缓和。“好吧,那我就试试吧!”陈九看着圣婆如此坚决的,念及她又帮了自己这么大的忙,倒是真不好完全回绝了,毕竟刚才也拿她臆想了一下呢!“不是试试,是一定要成功!”圣婆强加的要求着,倒是跟陈九从九龙戒中走了出去。重新的回到了小玄黄院中,陈九带着圣婆,很快就也就找到了洛依,她其实也没有走多远的,而是带着一群黑狗和齐大圣在生闷气呢。“臭男人,花心鬼,不得好死,也不怕被那老妖婆吸死……”洛依,她很不高兴陈九没有追来的,那是催.残着路边的仙花,狠狠的将它们蹂.躏成了稀巴烂。“依儿,怎么半天了,还生气呢?”陈九倒是没有让洛依失望的,虽然略有耽搁,但还是过来寻她了。“夫君,你终于回来了?”洛依立即就是欣喜的抬起了头“我就知道你一定会把那老妖婆甩了的!”“喂,你骂谁是老妖婆呢,年轻人嘴巴别那么臭行不行?”让洛依气愤的,圣婆居然又从陈九的身后冒了出来。“陈九,你到底是怎么回事?你该不会还准备带着她吧,我不是告诉你了嘛,有她没我,你如果选择她的话,那么就不要理我了!”洛依顿时十分的气怨起来,闷气再生。“依儿,圣婆毕竟是我们的长辈,如今长辈有难,我们总不能够袖手旁观吧?”陈九好声的又劝慰道。“可人家早就跟你断绝了关系的,如今为了活命又来让你背黑锅,你难道就这么傻吗?”洛依直是气结的骂道:“我看你就是看上她姿色好,想要上她了对不对?要不然的话,你怎么可能帮她这样一个自私自利的女人!”“依儿,你乱讲什么,什么上不上的,难道我在你的眼中,就是那么见人就上吗?”陈九严重喝斥,其实也难免有些心虚的意思,男人看到美人想上也是理所应当的,但有些道德的枷锁,还是让他们不能够肆.意妄为的,所以他也就是臆想了一下而已,并没有打算付诸行动的。“不是看上人家的姿色,那就让她吐出道行,给大家赔礼道歉,做一个正直的女人!”洛依也有理的提出了自己的看法。“这不可能!”圣婆严词拒绝了“我圣婆吃下的东西,还从来都没有吐出来过!”“卖女求荣,夫君,你为什么非要帮助这样一个坏女人!”洛依无法理解的,又是质问向了陈九。“这……”陈九语结间,他也不得不承认,自己这是徇私舞弊了,不过既然答应了圣婆,他就得把这颗难啃的骨头啃下才是,接着他硬着头皮的又劝道:“圣婆的行为虽然不好,但也是情有可原的……”第2919章我可不吃“这……夫君,你该不会让我替你毁尸灭迹吧?你身为男人,你可不能够不负责任啊,更不能够让我当这个罪人啊!”洛依初时没注意,此时拿在手中一观察的,那顿时也是疼惜万分起来。“我……依儿,她们只是一些果实,你别说得那么骇人听闻好不好?”陈九气恼间,严重的教育道。“夫君,难道她们的肚子不是你搞大的吗?”洛依拿着两颗圣女果,直是当庭指证道。圣女果,美模雪玲的,肚子还是有些大,像极了两个孕妇,这也怪不得洛依会多想了!“是我搞大的不错,但她们肚子里也不是什么孩子,你尽可以放心的服用!”陈九无可否认之际,也不禁解释道。“不是孩子,那是什么东西,怎么会这么大?”洛依依然有些疑问的。“还能是什么?你身为女人,难道最后不懂得要被这个男人灌注的吗?”圣婆在旁边看不下去的,突然仗义出言。“什么?是那个东西,你这个老女人,你怎么会知道得那么清楚?”这话若是陈九说出来倒也罢了,但偏偏圣婆说出来了,这就由不得洛依又不高兴了,像这等隐晦的事情,她一个外人来搅和什么?“去,你爱吃不吃,不吃还省点呢!”圣婆也没给好脸色的。“我……这种东西,我怎么可能吃得下?”洛依顿时脸蛋俏红着,明知道这里面有男人的那个东西,自己还吃的话,那岂不是显得太不检.点了吗?“依儿,你以前不是吃得挺欢实的嘛!”陈九直是好言相劝道。“哎呀,夫君你乱说什么,谁第2921章这我男人“这……洛依,你这是干吗?”陈九左右看着,一个惊艳天地,一个邻家可亲,这手心手背都是肉的,那的确是难以取舍。刚开始的时候,陈九真的只是打算玩玩罢了,哪能够想到,居然让他遇到了丢儿这样的极品美少女?她青春,靓丽不说,而且还特别的会体.贴人,那胸前的大峰又足够大的,还不嫌弃自己的所有缺点!最好女人,其实陈九的心中已经给丢儿定了性了,那是很舍不得离开了,所以说这感情的事情,那是绝对玩.弄不得的,一不小心深陷其中的话,那即使是陈九,也很难自拔出来。“陈九,夫君,人家错了,人家不该那么埋汰挑衅你,人家其实就是跟你开个玩笑罢了,哪能够想到你真的去找女人了啊?咱别玩了,咱回家好不好?”看着陈九为难的样子,洛依当仁不让的,也是拉住了他的另一边手,摇来晃去的撒娇起来。“玩笑?依儿,这种事情哪有开玩笑的,我早就说过,我的背锅儿太有气质,容易招惹桃花是非,你还不信?非得逼着我出来泡妞,现在可好,我终于找到了我的人生又一幸福,你怎么又出来阻拦呢?”陈九也是严重的不满数落道。“就是,姐姐,我跟陈九也是真心相爱的,你怎么就能够忍心拆散我们呢?”丢儿也是好言相求起来。“你……狐.狸精,你少得意,我跟夫君孩子都有了,你有什么资格跟我争?”看到丢儿就来气的,洛依狠狠的斥责了过去。“爸爸,妈妈,你们这是在干什么啊?”齐大圣一脸懵懂的骑着一条大黑狗,那是有些看不太懂的。“这就是你们的孩子?”丢儿一看到大圣,反倒哧笑起来“姐姐,你没让夫君喜当爹吧?你的种就是这个样子的?”“我……”洛依当场也是羞愤不已的,无言以对,因为齐大圣的容貌跟人比起来,的确有些上不得台面的。“夫君,别的我不敢保证,但就生孩子的事情,我敢保证,我丢儿一定会生出世界上最帅最美丽的孩子,跟夫君上上下下都是一样的!”丢儿故意气人一般的,又是搂紧了陈九的另一只胳膊讲道。“你松开,搔货!”洛依气瞪喝斥道。“我不松,夫君是我的最爱,我这辈子非他不嫁了!”丢儿紧紧的抱着,满脸的坚定神色。“你少在这里花言巧语,你跟夫君才认识多长时间,你可知道我们的感情,那是多么的深厚了吗?”洛依不服气的,又是找起了自己的优势。“论世间情为何物,只让人生死相许!”丢儿情意绵绵的,当真是情可动天,不逊分毫。“陈九,你这个死人,你倒是说句话啊,你难道为了这么一个刚认识的狐.狸精,真的不要家庭,不要我们了吗?”洛依斗不过丢儿的,只是向陈九求救起来。“夫君没有不要你们,而是你们不想跟夫君过了罢了,那怎么能够怪夫君呢,不过你们走了也没有关系,我跟夫君再生养一个大家庭,我们照样会很幸福的!”丢儿接着更是大言不惭的讲道。“你……你小小的年纪,一口一个生养的,你倒是真不害臊,你知道夫君有多厉害吗?你那小身板,早晚也得被他弄死……”洛依气疯了,那说话起来,端也是越来越没谱了。“是吗?夫君这么厉害,那我今后可就幸福死了……”非但不燥的,而且丢儿还一脸的受用模样,更加的气人。“你……”洛依跟丢儿斗嘴,着实是讨不到便宜的,那是气得大喘气着,很是委屈,最终更是‘哇!’的一声哭了起来,悔恨死了。“哎,依儿,你怎么突然就哭了啊?咱们有话好好说嘛!”陈九看着洛依真哭了,也不由心疼的劝解起来。“你这个负心汉,你看着人家被她欺负,你也不知道帮帮人家,人家不要跟你过了,人家要跟你离婚……”洛依气恼的锤打着陈九,很是埋怨不已的。“好啊,你离了我照顾夫君……”丢儿那边也是巴不得呢!“行了,你先别说话了!”陈九喝斥间,直是正色的看向了洛依询问道:“依儿,为了这点小事,你就要跟我离婚吗?”“我……”洛依语结,这明显不是她的真心话,而是活生生被丢儿给气的,毕竟这刚认识一个小女娃儿,自己竟然斗不过她,那能不气?“依儿,如果真的不想跟我好了,那么我会同意你的请求的!”陈九有些神伤的,他从来都不是一个强人所难的人。“哇,人家不活了,让人家死了算了……”洛依大叫一声,这一下哭得更惨更痛了!“依儿,你可是曾经的一院之长,如今怎么也像是一个泼妇一样在这里喧闹呢?”陈九皱眉的,直是有些受不了,这以前多傲气无双的一个女人,现在这女人的一哭二闹三上吊本事,倒是学全了啊?“我……”洛依意识过来,当即也是一阵清醒的,面容重新的肃冷起来道:“我这还不是被你们这对狗男女给气的,陈九,如果我非要你在我们之中选择一个,你到底是要我还是她?”“姐姐,你这是强人所难,你这样即使得到夫君,他也不会幸福的!”丢儿很是不满意的提起了意见。“非要选吗?”陈九看着洛依从未有过的坚决模样,也知道回避不得了。“不错,今天你必须选择一个,那赌约的事情,我向你认输,我就不信我们这么多年的感情,那还不如这么一个小贱.人的!”洛依斩钉截铁的要求道。“夫君,人家跟你一见钟情,现在全身心都是你的影子,你若是不要人家了,人家也不活了!”丢儿此时,也是大声表白的,更是用美峰挤.着陈九的手臂,让他身心沉陷!“我……”陈九身为男人,他其实最不想面对的,那就是这个问题了,这就好像老妈和老婆掉到水里,你到底先救谁啊?第2910章他丈母娘“妈妈,还有我呢,我可以帮什么忙吗?”正在陈九他们有些为难的时候,水猴自告奋勇,雪中送炭的毛遂自荐起来。“什么?你这个猴,不行,这绝对不行,谁都知道我圣母树上,只结美女,哪有长猴的道理?”面对齐大圣的好意,圣婆直是翻着白眼的拒绝了。“哼,狗眼看人低,谁说我们大圣不是美女了?”洛依当场就是又跟圣婆吵了起来。“好了,你们别吵了,大圣可以七十九种变化,变化出一个跟她们一样的美女,这应该不成问题吧?”陈九直是听不下去的,郑重讲道:“再说就算是真不能够变,那也可以顶上,毕竟哪颗树上都可能长颗歪瓜咧枣的,这都不是什么大问题!”“妈妈,人家不要当歪瓜咧枣,人家可以变!”齐大圣不愿意被看不起的,答应间立即就是一阵容颜幻化的,那是由一个水猴的状态,端是变得千娇百媚起来。“呃,这个……大圣,你怎么变成这么一个狐.狸精的模样出来了?”洛依当场就是看傻了眼,对这种气质明显很不认同的。“爸爸,我发现这种女人对妈妈最有吸引力,所以我就综合见过的女人,优化了这种特质,还算不错吧?”齐大圣端是得意的笑了起来,本来大大咧咧的模样,此时轻轻一笑,简直就是女儿含羞一般,那是不可同日而语。性.感的豹纹小裙,雪美的大长腿,美大的山峰,这肌体生光,明媚多姿的模样,看得陈九也是当场一阵傻眼,如果不是知道她是一个猴变的,他恐怕都得有点心动!“去,身板不大,挺那么大球干吗?”圣婆却是有些不乐意的,因为她发现水猴变得大峰比她还要挺伟的。“劲大,挺得动!”齐大圣很气人一般的瞪了一眼,明显跟洛依站在了一条战线上。“好了,你们别吵了,小玄黄已经过来了!”陈九赶紧劝住了三人的,那是转移了话题,要不然一场爆峰大战,又是不可避免了!小玄黄,虽然长着一副死人脸,但此时只是如沐春风般的,十分高兴的去而复返了。“护院的,看样子你是成功安排好了?效率蛮高的嘛!”陈九询问间,已经猜得八九不离十了。“不错,陈九,我已经安排妥当了,只是还希望你们配合我一下,陪我演一出戏,不知意下如何?”小玄黄接着又是肯求道。“什么戏?”洛依不理解的问道。“这个……”说起这个来,小玄黄马上就有些结巴起来,但他顿了一下,还是讲清出了自己的用意。原来,小玄黄在外面大肆宣扬着,是他挡下了圣婆跟陈九,劝说两人迷途知返的,决定将答应大家的事情,兑现给大家,希望大家不要再闹了!“什么?你这个老匹夫,敢情你把好人都当了,就让我们当坏人是不是?”陈九一听当场就是险些气炸了,这老小子太不是东西了。事实上,小玄黄这还是留有余地了,为了造成轰动性的效应,以及抬高自己的威望,他在外面宣传的时候,赫然直接就将陈九跟圣婆说成了奸.夫银妇,说是他们合谋坑害的大家,而这其实也符合他当下的认识!“是啊,这样一来,我还怎么风风光光出去?”圣婆皱眉的,也感觉事情有些出乎意料的走偏了。“放心,兑现了承诺后,我相信大家都不会再阻拦你们的!”小玄黄则是拍着胸脯保证了下来。“好,若是大家再阻拦我们的话,那小玄黄,你这个好人可得挡在最前面才行!”陈九咬着牙的,强忍着发飙的冲.动还是答应了下来,呆会儿有你的苦头吃!“没问题,出了事情,一切都由我担着,现在你们跟我去圣母树下吧,大家好多人都已经等在那里了!”小玄黄迫不急待的就带队向前走去。“依儿,你跟大圣先进来我这里,帮我打扮一下三千圣女果!”陈九则是一招手的,将洛依跟水猴先是收走了,这样也方便呆会儿她们顶替那二枚圣女果了。如此,陈九跟圣婆,带着一群黑狗的,那是跟随着小玄黄,重新的回到了圣母树下,而这里人流窜动的,两人刚一出现,那就是引起了极大的反应。“啊,奸.夫银妇来了……”群起激愤,一时间漫骂指责声成片响起,这使得陈九跟圣婆的脸,当场就绿了,两人本来没这种关系的,但被众人这么骂着,还真是越来越说不清楚了呢!“好了,大家都静一静,都给我闭嘴,谁再骂人,别怪我不客气了!”小玄黄此时也有些头大的,但还是很快出面维护起来,因为他真害怕那群黑狗发飙的乱咬人。“小玄黄大人,请你替我们做主啊……”百多名失了道行的人,那是万分委屈的求情起来。“放心,经过我的劝说,他们已经答应重新的将机会兑现给大家了,现在大家让一让,让他们放三千女儿进入圣母世界,这样才能够方便大家挑选,不是吗?”小玄黄劝解着,众人倒也算是让开了一条道路。“陈九,我怕!”看着众人那面目不善的样子,圣婆本.能的就依.偎向了陈九,而这更让人认定了他们的关系,那是恨得咬牙切齿起来。“年轻人,你不厚道啊,我只是告诉你圣女果难得,你居然拐走了圣母树,哪有你这样连根拔的?”其中经过一位老翁的面前时,他只是对着陈九埋怨起来。“咳,总比你为老不尊要好吧?”陈九没法反驳,但也不见得他无话可说。“圣婆,果然与我们猜测的一样,是你跟他一起故意坑我们的道行跟宝贝……”白杨为首的一群年轻人,同样的义愤填膺。“去,才不是呢!”圣婆想要风风光光的,自然不愿意背这个背锅。“不是?圣婆,我看一定是你看上了这个小子,人家嫌你老掉牙了,所以你们就借机坑我们的道行,然后返老还童,这样你才好老牛吃嫩草吧?像你这样贱的女人,我们还真是第一次见,说什么男人都是罪恶,你看看你现在抱得那么紧,我看你就是当了婊.子还要立牌坊!”小柳她们几个小女人,更是将圣婆给骂了一个狗血淋头的,好不难.堪。第2924章这太值了“鸿祖的老弟?陈九,牛吹大了吧,你敢在鸿蒙院如此胡言乱语,你真不怕鸿祖降下神念灭了你吗?”小玄黄则是压根就不信的。“灭我?老子先灭了你再说!”陈九懒得废话的,一张手的向前抓摄而去,决定给小玄黄一些厉害尝尝。“啊,你不要命了吗?”小玄黄嘶吼间,却是根本就反抗不得的,被陈九提着衣襟从石门中拉扯了出来。‘砰!’一声,陈九就势一甩的,直接就将小玄黄给扔在了地上,大黑狗见机的更是围了过去,一通狂咬!“啊,救命,救命啊,不要咬了,我们有话好好说……”小玄黄明显就是自找的,初时就被陈九教训了一顿还不长心,如今又来忤逆他的霉头,明知道对方势强还逞能,这就是不识时务的下场。几个呼息间,原本还算得体的小玄黄,只是变得衣衫破烂,狼狈不.堪的连个乞丐都不如了。“小玄黄,你不是很能耐吗?你不是等着鸿祖来灭我男人吗?你求什么饶啊?我告诉你,我男人可是鸿祖的结拜兄弟,你跟他为难,鸿祖怎么可能帮你?你不想想,这可是我的男人……”圣婆前些天没少被小玄黄为难的,此时捉到机会,毫不客气的奚落打击起来。“咳……”陈九挺尴尬的,刚才也就是不想让圣婆难堪罢了,对于她如今一口一口的我男人,他也很无奈。“哼,不要脸!”陈九都不好意思了,那洛依自然就是更生气了。“好了,圣婆,你先退下吧!”陈九等了一会儿,圣婆还在那里没完没了的我男人不停的,他实在是听不下去的将她喝退了,然后自己来到了小玄黄面前道:“怎么样?现在我可以带她出去了吧?”“陈九,既然是你开口了,那么我可以给你开个特赦,只是这圣婆树上,结有无数的圣女果,这东西可是奇货,不知道你是否可以行个方便,给我品尝一下呢?”小玄黄不敢再阻拦了,但就是还有些嘴馋的,要知道这圣女果他期待也不是一天两天了,眼看着圣婆都要走了,再不吃的话,那就真没有机会了。“小玄黄,大黑觉得你的肉不错,是不是再给它们吃几块呢?”陈九没有回答,而是阴笑着看向了小玄黄。“啊,不要了,我不要圣女果了,陈九,你带着他们,赶紧走吧!”小玄黄惊叫间,再也不敢有任何的非份之想,他现在只想赶紧送走这瘟神的。“不好意思,我们现在还不能够走!”陈九摇了摇头,却是并没有半点离开的意思。“不走?陈九,你到底想要干什么?”小玄黄完全搞不懂了。“小玄黄,你身为此院护院,却是任由院内精怪打斗伤亡,你可知道这是渎职之罪吗?”陈九当即就是严重的喝斥道:“如今还好没出什么大的流血事件,否则的话,你一万个小玄黄也不够砍头的!”“陈九,你说这话就亏良心了吧,若不是你的女人在那里坑害大家,想要空手套白狼,你觉得大家可能凭空的打斗起来吗?”小玄黄也是极度抱屈了起来,原来大概也是了解事件因由的。“这个……”陈九此时也不禁有些心虚的,但他还是正色的讲道:“以前的事情都是一个误会,如今圣婆愿意真正的奉献出女儿,让大家来挑选,算是兑现她的承诺,只是希望小玄黄院能够重新的安定下来,这可是功德无量的事情,现在想请你做个见证人罢了,你意下如何?”“什么?圣婆你真的愿意献出女儿,再给大家挑选吗?”小玄黄也不禁瞬间瞪大了眼睛的,很是期待起来。“不错,只要你答应当这个见证人的话,这个机会同样可以给你一次!”圣婆微笑着,直是很友好的讲道。“好,那咱一言为定了!”小玄黄想也没想就答应了下来,这样的好事哪里找去,又能够当见证人,维护安定,又能够去挑选圣女果的,这可真是公差泡妞两不误啊!“小玄黄,既然你答应了,那就赶紧收拾一番跟我们走吧!”陈九没有多解释的,而是着急的催促起来。“好,你们等我一下,这件事情就交给我来安排吧,我一定搞得妥妥当当的,让大家人尽皆知!”小玄黄拍着胸脯的,更是应下了这个差事。答应间,小玄黄整理一番仪容,很快就出去忙了,而陈九他们则是等待在了门前,有了一个休息的时间!“陈九,看来我们找小玄黄真是找对了,恐怕没有人比他还熟悉这里了,让他甘愿当这个苦力,最后啥也捞不着,不知道会不会气死的?”圣婆心中大定的,只是依.偎着陈九,很是感激的。“行了,小玄黄是我让找的,再说人都走了,你还真想把他当你男人啊?别忘了你的誓言!”洛依极不是味的,又是恶瞪了过来。“哎,洛依,我只不过一时感激他罢了,你以为我就跟你一样没有斗志,只会躲在一个男人的襁褓中成长吗?”圣婆叹息间,一阵雄心壮志道:“我圣婆的天地很广,等我出去后,注定会崛起成为一代真正的主神,让所有人在我面前伏首称臣!”“好高骛远,那我就祝你早日成功了,但在成功前,你别抱着别人的男人不松手就好,要不然的话,即使成为了主神,也是一个不要脸的贱神!”洛依咬牙切齿的,很是憎怨。“小气鬼,我就不抱他几下吗?他又不会少块肉,你真是的!”圣婆不悦间,倒也就势松开了陈九的,没有让洛依发飙。“谁的男人就应该给谁抱!”洛依赶紧贴到了陈九的身边,跟他亲昵起来讲道:“夫君,刚才我吃掉了两颗圣女果,这呆会儿不够三千颗可怎么办?”“这个啊,应该没那么大的关系吧,要不然的话,那就找人顶上?”陈九目光打量间,不禁看向了圣婆跟洛依。“我可不能够顶,我还要风风光光的出去呢!”圣婆不等陈九说就拒绝了,这还少一人怎么办?第2923章千夫所指“呃,就是,陈九,我发现你真是越来越懂事了,要是我还有女儿,我一定还嫁给你……”圣婆被陈九恭维的,也是心花怒放的,又是开起了空头支票。“哼,我看是你自己想要嫁给他吧!”洛依依然不认可的,很不是滋味。“是又怎么样?你管得着吗?”圣婆故意的气人道。“你……陈九,你不会真的打算娶了她吧?”这一下洛依不禁更是着急上.火的,不能接受了。“好了,依儿,圣婆这是故意逗你玩呢,她视男人为罪恶,怎么可能真的嫁给我呢?”陈九赶紧好言的相劝道。“小子,如果我当真了呢,你看看我这姿色,还入得了你的法眼吧?”圣婆接着更是大胆的,将一对美峰与天颜献到了陈九的面前,满脸的讨好道。“岳母大人,这使不得,小婿吃罪不起的!”陈九赶紧拱手后退,自从知道了圣婆的身份后,对于她那是再也没有了任何的非份之想,之所以还在跟她缓和着关系,那只是为了三千圣女果的化形儿问题罢了。“没事,长辈说使得就使得,你不要忘了自己的话,我都是为了你好,你不能够恩将仇报啊!”圣婆却是紧跟了一步的,继续的来到了陈九面前,并且还大胆的抱住了他的雄腰,又跟他亲昵的搂在了一起。“这……圣婆,你这是干什么啊?”陈九想要推搡开,但又实在是下不去手的,害怕惹恼她。“陈九,你可真壮,你身上的气味也真好闻!”圣婆,更似依恋一般的,那是依.偎着陈九,跟他秀起了恩爱。“陈九,今天有她没我,你要是想耍不要脸,不怕丢人,那就跟她在一起鬼混吧,我走了!”洛依气死了,那是再也呆不下去的,带着齐大圣和一群大黑狗,绝尘而去。“哎,依儿,你别急着走啊,你得听我解释啊?”陈九想过去拉住洛依,但这边被圣婆楼得紧紧的,那对大峰不断的挤压着自己,着实是让自己有些反抗无力啊!就这样,洛依气呼呼的离开了两人的视线,而这时候不用陈九说,圣婆就一把的推开了他的,跟他保持了距离“小子乱顶什么,真想不要脸了啊?”“我……那还不是你自己撞枪口上来的?”陈九也十分冤枉的讲道,虽然她是长辈,但现在这么邻家风搔的,又在自己的怀中扭来扭去的,这只要是男人,咋能没反应?而这也正是近亲长大后,需要保持距离的原因,要不然的话,那岂不是太尴尬了嘛!“行了,别说这个了,陈九,我的三千女儿呢?真的都是你搞走了吗?”圣婆接着严重的瞪着陈九斥问起来,直到现在她还有些不敢相信,这区区一个男人,怎么可能搞走自己的三千女儿?“是的,当日我就告诉过你了,不过你就是不相信,我也没有办法!”陈九点着头的,很真诚的讲道。“你……这不可能,她们在哪,你让我瞧瞧!”圣婆气结间,坚决的要求道。“圣婆,道山你都收了,你说娶女儿凭借我的本事行事,你现在不会反悔了吧?”陈九则是有些不放心的。“我……自然是不会反悔的,只是有些事情我想搞清楚一些,你现在放我女儿出来,我需要询问一番才能够确定!”圣婆也不好食言而肥的,但对于某些事情,她实在是搞不懂的。“好吧,既然你非要见,那么我可以让你见见,不过这个得在我这里见面才行!”陈九点头间,也防着圣婆耍什么花招的,直接就是请君入瓮的将她请入了九龙戒中。“我的女儿呢?”圣婆倒是不疑有它的,来到了九龙戒的虚无中,再次的要求起来。“她们在这里,都很好,一个也没有少!”陈九张手间,空间幻动,只见三千个圣女果,那是安详多姿,个个带着明媚的神色,从天空中显化坠落了下来。“啊,我的女儿,她们果然都是我的女儿,桃儿……蜜儿……梨儿……呀,你们这都是怎么了?”圣婆欣喜间,那整个人也是很快呆住了,目光瞪着这些圣女果,简直就是有些无法置信的。“噢,也没有什么,这就是被我搞大了肚子罢了!”陈九此时厚着脸皮,其实心中也很是有些不好意思的,略显腼腆。圣女果,原来都是婀.娜多姿,个个都是出类拔粹的美女模特形象,但是此时,她们一个个皆都是鼓起了大肚子的,变成了三千个孕妇的模样!青春与稚.嫩不再,她们不再是单纯的少女,反而一个个都是充满了一些母性的光辉,无疑跟以前那是判若两人的感觉了。这也怪不得圣婆会从欣喜中愣住了,因为任哪一个女人看到自己的女儿被人搞大了肚子,那心中恐怕都会觉得有些五味陈杂的,不知该如何是好吧?“你……你这个混球,你太放肆了!”圣婆反应过来的,当场也不禁气得脸色铁青起来,咱冰清玉洁的女儿,就这么全没了?也太便宜这臭男人了吧!“圣婆,你此言差矣,你的女儿嫁给了我,为我生儿育女,那不是正常的事情吗?相反的,如果她们没有被搞大肚子,那才是你应该生气的事情吧?”陈九无法认同的,又是为自己辩讲道。“你够了,我现在不想听你说话,呆会儿要是让我知道你对她们对强,那你就死定了!”圣婆不是滋味的威胁着,她心痛的目光在三千圣女果中寻找,很快就看到了其中一道身影摄了过来“倩儿,你过来!”‘咻……’其中一个大肚圣女果被圣婆摄到了手中,只见她玉手摩.唆间,直是让陈九的目光闪亮起来。‘滋……’倩儿,本是那位对陈九极其敌对,并且还带头将他绑起来那位少女,后来终是受不了陈九的诱.惑,被他拉下了水,并且最终也被搞大了肚子的,那是成为了他的女人之一。大了肚子后,倩儿无疑也不能够再化形儿了,而这是陈九心中最大的痛,但眼下在圣婆的手下,她居然又重新的显化出来,而且着实让陈九惊呆了!第2913章吃哑巴亏北条美里




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